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ITT: Post the author that resembles you the most Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 20:23:51 No.21592960 [Reply] [Original]

I'm overweight, I drink a ton of coffee, I'm nuts and I know some French

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 20:35:33 No.21593022 File: 86 KB, 900x614, edabbey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21592960 I'm pretty bad at being a park ranger, but I'm a darn good writer.

Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 20:40:58 No.21593042
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>>21592960
>Stifter was considered an excessive eater and drinker, which can be seen as the cause of his health problems. Time and again, he had Lahners Frankfurter Würstel delivered to him by a Viennese friend: "Buy me for the money," he wrote, "which is in this letter, as many so-called Frankfurter Würstel as you can get, if you have previously paid for the box in which you must put the Würstel so that they are delivered to me. But listen and think carefully: you may only send the sausages in cold weather." His menu usually included six meals a day. Thus, the second breakfast could well consist of a schnitzel with potato salad. Lunch and dinner consisted of three courses each. Thus it is reported that once the starter consisted of six trout and the main course of a whole roast duck. Lunch was followed by coffee and a snack, followed by dinner.
>Plagued by the increasing discomfort of cirrhosis of the liver, Stifter opened his carotid artery with a razor on his sickbed on January 26, 1868.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 20:53:44 No.21593096 >>21593042 "There is no love sincerer than the love of food." - Bernard Shaw Also, what would you recommend in translation?

Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 21:10:26 No.21593204
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>>21592960
I suck at writing, always living in obscurity, don’t have any literary fame, and I’m a fictional entity that lives within the works of a depressed chain-smoking German-American.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 21:14:21 No.21593231 >>21593204 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 21:40:55 No.21593367 File: 98 KB, 1003x1024, 1660099851468471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21592960 I hate my country and i hate Heidegger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 21:44:11 No.21593376 >>21593042 Reckon he dropped multiple fat dookies every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 21:45:50 No.21593385 >>21592960 Why did he always wear the bathrobe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 22:02:23 No.21593454 File: 279 KB, 854x610, 262740B8-9DBB-4311-AAA7-E2EE52BEF2B2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 22:22:48 No.21593541 >>21592960 Probably Kant or Spinoza or one of the other weird autistic ones who had no friends and didn’t really do anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 22:25:04 No.21593551 >>21592960 I have golden hair and am 6'2 with blue eyes. The only character that has looked like me is The Pilot from Shogun. I doubt there is any author who has ever looked like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 22:25:07 No.21593553 File: 210 KB, 700x915, 1673420017255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a slightly overweight Mormon gigachad who wears glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 23:01:24 No.21593685 File: 19 KB, 220x310, 73489BEF-874B-4A8E-98AC-E5CB906A3BA7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not that I’m married but if I did ever get a girlfriend and marry her and if she ever did get lippy with me, I would know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 30, 2023 23:18:20 No.21593737 File: 28 KB, 387x612, 1869cd8a0e5fbc60cea8a0fbda034746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21592960 Everytime I see a pic of Balzac I see Jon Lovitz

>>	Sage Mon, Jan 30, 2023 23:19:19 No.21593740 File: 268 KB, 1200x1561, 0BDBFF4C-4B29-445C-8287-E32854A8AEF9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m a mumbling idiot schizo just like Philip k Dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 31, 2023 00:16:17 No.21593973 File: 83 KB, 969x1281, HP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21592960 I liken myself to Jack Ketchum for stark brutality in my stories but I end up getting compared to HP Lovecraft the most

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 31, 2023 02:37:43 No.21594417 >>21593685 That's fucked up, anon. >>21593737 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 31, 2023 02:51:45 No.21594458 >>21593740 For some reason recluses always have those eyes, kind of round. What is uo with that?

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