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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAVER FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE SKIPPY! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Spits out chestnuts in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A SQUIRREL BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! DAMN YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A SQUIRREL BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH BEAVERJAK!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU PRO SQUIRREL INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE CHESTNUT CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT NUTFEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinuts! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING SQUIRREL CHUD BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY NUTS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SQUIRREL BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A SQUIRREL GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO BEAVERJAK ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SQUIRREL BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE SQUIRREL COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING SQUIRRELCHUD NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT SQUIRREL BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SQUIRREL FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SQUIRREL CLAWS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>NIGGA IM NUTS!!!!!

>> No.21571066

>>21571055
You know, I don't see a lot of those basedjack memes but all the ones I see tend to present him as more successful than the average anon despite his cartoonishness. For example, in this one, he has a wife who loves him despite the fact that he imposes his weird fetish on her and verbally and physically abuses her. In the one that mocks barcades, the basedjack has friends, and he enjoys himself.

>> No.21571070

>>21571066
that's because basedjak is not a one dimensional character

>> No.21571075

>>21571066
I think the irony is increased by his cuckoldry being entirely self-imposed, that it is his decisions that truly fashion him into the soijak rather than circumstance, truly it makes him the villain as he uses his free will poorly

>> No.21571083

>>21571075
If he's a villain, then he's a pretty cool one. It seems that there's a political aspect to his cuckoldry. I think this level of dedication is quite admirable.

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21571092

>>21571055
LOL

>> No.21571100

it is getting too meta now im terrified

>> No.21571102

>>21571083
His cuckoldry is indeed mostly political, the fetishist aspect subordinate to the political aspiration of leading a vanguard. He is successful, has connections and a willingness to sacrifice his dignity for his goals.
Sòyjak is a figure to be feared, not pitied.

>> No.21571103

>>21571083
>then he's a pretty cool one
Nigga YOU'RE nuts!

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>>21571092
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK STOP IT
WHO CAME UP WITH RON DEPLANTIS

>> No.21571246

>>21571055
i know the guy who made the squirreljak

>> No.21571270

>>21571246
What’s he like?

>> No.21571287

>>21571270
actually i might be mixing it up with a different jak

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21571321

/qa/ won

>> No.21571410
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>>21571055
What book is this from?

>> No.21571581

I thought the squirreljak was based when did qa make him a cuck

>> No.21571592

>>21571055
Yeah, I think that's enough 4chan for the year.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.21571633

>>21571581
too much time spent with cobson(HWNBAG)

>> No.21571641

i dont understand
can somebody give me a qrd