/lit/ University

[Anonymous No.21526929]

ITT we discuss how to reincarnate the Platonic Academy and stick it to the plebs.

Let no one ignorant of geometry enter here.

[Anonymous No.21526945]

>>21526929
Been browsing /lit/ since 2010. It has so much potential but we certainly need to change our board culture. Despite never being able to leave until you die, I stay with lit because there are pockets of brilliance that pop up. It truly is my bete noir

[Anonymous No.21526964]

step 1) become rich
step 2) buy a college campus
3) hire /lit/ spergs and ecelebs to teach literature and niche philosophy like neoplatonism, traditionalism
4) spam /lit/ with new university and generate media attention about some dissident fascist ultra right wing super secret university

[Anonymous No.21526995]

>>21526929
>making a university with people from /lit/
I can't think of a worse idea, and I don't like current universities much either.

[Anonymous No.21527053]

>>21526929
WHO WANTS TO DO NON SHAKESPEAREAN ELIZABETHAN DRAMA?????? BECAUSE I JUST HEARD SOMEONE WANTS A NON SHAKESPEAREAN ELIZABETHAN DRAMA COURSE???????

[Anonymous No.21527059]

>>21526995
>I can't think of a worse idea
Making a university with people from /his/

[Anonymous No.21527070]

>>21526929
I used to work at the media dept for a big brained school.

[Anonymous No.21527078]

Literally just hang out in the public park and teach a class. Academies revolve around teachers, not students being catered to.

For bonus points wear a toga and ham it up, but if you do this you MUST be able to lift 1/2/3/4 for reps.

[Anonymous No.21527102]

>>21527078
Can I live stream this?

[Anonymous No.21527109]

>>21527102
No, because you can't really stop people from watching if they don't know geometry if you stream it. Frankly if you record it and put it online you'd be a massive sellout and indistinguishable from the millions of other tards with edutainment video channels.

[Anonymous No.21527110]

>>21527070
Go on...

[Anonymous No.21527119]

>>21526929
So uh why geometry tho?

[Anonymous No.21527125]

>>21527110
I've filmed a dozen semesters worth of lectures, about 25 hours of filming per week. I can film a university lecture essentially is what I'm getting at. Uhh but there is a bit to it, like not doing a shity job with it.

[Anonymous No.21527133]

>>21527109
I'm not sure how you get to a place of calling it entertainment. My logic is that more people will be able to "take the class"
If you are seriously going to try and keep the geometry meme going you should probably not do this in public.

[Anonymous No.21527134]

>>21527125
Intriguing

[Anonymous No.21527135]

>>21527119
Plato made his students learn Pathagorean shit first.

[Anonymous No.21527137]

>>21527119
Time is a cube.

[Anonymous No.21527150]

>>21527137
Go on...

[Anonymous No.21527175]

>>21527133
And my point is that if you want to lower standards into the gutter and let in any random pleb, we already have government funded """"""""schools""""""""" for that. Making it available for more people is the opposite of sticking it to the plebs. Hell, I bet you would want to hold weekend and after working hours lectures, too.

It's not a "geometry meme", it's a proof that the person seeking entry actually understands principles of logic and can apply them to abstract problems. It's a hard IQ filter. The point is to save time by filtering out retards as fast as possible so that the smart people can have stimulating discussions.

[Anonymous No.21527183]

>>21527119
All math was geometry until 1999 when the Matrix was released in movie theaters. The green numbers flowing past are called complex numbers because nobody can read them but everyone just pretends they're real which you need to do to make computers work. Basically you have to believe hard enough like Neo and Pythagoras. You are educated stupid and there are FOUR simultaneous times.

[Anonymous No.21527184]

>>21527175
Alright have fun with your meme, I'll be back tomorrow but this thread will most likely be filtered.

[Anonymous No.21527197]

>>21527078
Good idea. I'll put on a toga and start lecturing the hobos under the bridge on the Forms and symbolism in the Illiad.

[Anonymous No.21527202]

>>21527183
It all makes so much sense now...

Imaginary numbers are just ONE member of the set of the imaginary as a WHOLE...

I... I don't know anything anymore...

[Anonymous No.21527204]

>>21527183
>You are educated stupid and there are FOUR simultaneous times.
Timecube!
>>21527184
Again, not a meme. Enjoy mucking about with the plebs.

[Anonymous No.21527209]

>>21527137
That's where you're wrong, mleccha. Time is a double helix.

[Anonymous No.21527213]

>>21527197
Poor choice of audience imo. I think haras- I mean educating mothers with children at the park and suburban teens at the mall would be better. At least the teens might have some geometry experience.

[Anonymous No.21527222]

>>21527213
>geometry
But why geometry tho?

[Anonymous No.21527240]

>>21527222
it's a proof that the person seeking entry actually understands principles of logic and can apply them to abstract problems. It's a hard IQ filter. The point is to save time by filtering out retards as fast as possible so that the smart people can have stimulating discussions.

[Anonymous No.21527250]

>>21527222
>>21527240
Close but not quite

[Anonymous No.21527275]

>>21527250
Schizobabble goes in the platonists section. As does neo-platonism and theological mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.21527280]

>>21527222
I ask as my ass gapes
Why geometry tho
Sodomy and shapes
It's sacred bro

[Anonymous No.21527314]

>>21527275
>>21527280
>be me
>cast pearls before swine
>gets rended

Our Father who art in Heaven...

[Anonymous No.21527322]

>>21526964
where can i apply to be a lit spergs?

[Anonymous No.21527336]

>>21527314
Triangle exists externally to any mind, any specific triangle or any physical thing. Triangle exists in Heaven with the gods and Jesus and stuff, it's sacred.

[Anonymous No.21527390]

I've decided that this summer I'm gonna go to NY central park in a toga and lecture. I don't care if there's nobody there to listen, I'm just gonna yell out into the air about whatever philosophical topic interests me that day. I might bring a chalkboard with me too.
Look forward to seeing you guys there

[Anonymous No.21527395]

>>21527390
please read a shit load of Plato and Aristotle before you go

[Anonymous No.21527405]

>>21527390
Daatdarling? My love- is- is that you?

[Anonymous No.21527414]

>>21527390
do it live on twitch and post it here when you do. We will definitely catch and throw :kappa: s at you ironically.

[Anonymous No.21527463]

>>21527390
Definitely DO NOT stream it or record it. Fuck the plebs that can't make it to NYC in the summer and loiter in central park all day until you show up.

I'll bring my wizard hat.

[Anonymous No.21527519]

>>21527463
So you are going to a large city to perform in public but you don't want anyone to film you?

[Anonymous No.21527532]

>>21526929
What are some contemporary books or pieces of writing I should read on the resurgence of monarchy as a alternative to Neoliberal order (please no Moldbug/Nrx)

[Anonymous No.21527553]

>>21527532

[Anonymous No.21527579]

>>21527053
That actually sounds interesting I've never even heard of any non Shakespearean Elizabethan dramas.

Any room for older dramas too, like the ones Shakespeare drew from?

[Anonymous No.21527581]

>>21527119
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.21527588]

>>21527581
But why tho?

[Anonymous No.21527851]

>>21527078
>8/10 Literally cancelled for public disturbance, spreading hateful ideas, and indecent exposure.

>10/10 would be condemned to death for poisoning the mind of the youth

Also, 1/2/3/4 is for 1rep only if you're natty