/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21522239]

Say something nice about the new fastest selling non fiction book in history

[Anonymous No.21522250]

>>21522239
every excerpt i've seen from this has been disgusting and repellent

[Anonymous No.21522253]

Guinness is a beer company. Why do people covet their awards so much

[Anonymous No.21522261]

>>21522239
Does this include audiobook sales?

[Anonymous No.21522263]

>>21522239
it's pure comedy. well deserved.

[Anonymous No.21522264]

Is he right?

[Anonymous No.21522267]

>>21522264
Ah, a student of Bacon and Montaigne. Pretty based.

[Anonymous No.21522273]

he did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.21522275]

Whenever I see selective marketing speak like "the Xest Y in Z" I hear a cackling Canaanite in the distance somewhere

What the fuck does "fastest selling" mean? You ever wish you could get a bird's eye view of the sinews of fake industries like this? I want to see the exact genealogy of this tweet, going all the way back to whatever nepotistic cabal of agents talked to whatever other "agency" "handles" the "shaping" of "positive brand experiences" like finding statistics to selectively interpret and phrase so that you can say something is the "fastest selling non-fiction book about a cat not published in London in over 5000 years!," and all for what? So some piece of shit pig housewife can gloss her eyes over the gestalt of "Xest Y in Z!!!" without even parsing or processing it, so her lizard brain will go "THIS BOOK IS A BIG DEAL INNIT"

This entire society is just celebrities hooked up to man milking machines with thousands of termite in-law "agents" and "associate producers" scurrying around like bugs creating systems within systems and sub-industries to service fake needs drummed up in other fake industries to spontaneously generate funny money. What if we just FARMED FOOD and ATE FOOD instead of this nightmare conveyor belt force feeding celebrities their own laundered cum so they can shit it back out and force feed it to me

[Anonymous No.21522278]

>>21522267
Both of them believed in objective truth idiot

[Anonymous No.21522281]

>>21522275
based

[Anonymous No.21522285]

>>21522275
Based first part, let down in the second part

[Anonymous No.21522332]

>>21522264
The 21st monarchy really are retarded

[Anonymous No.21522333]

>>21522239
Harrie's "book" in a nutshell
>be Harry
>tell your ghost writers some stuff
>they then make everything go into the most "horrible" ways to push it and trash monarchy

His book is fiction and just cherry picking. Also "book sales" are rigged beyond believe.

Having "the highest book sales" is just sales manipulation to get retards to by the book because of social proof and authority shit show.

Just imagine buying this book only to realize that it's at best just a useless paper weight.

NEVER buy books if you are not interested in those BEFORE someone tries to manipulate you with sales tactics.

Just ask yourself "What get I out of this book?" and you will very fast realize that the answer is "Nothing"

[Anonymous No.21522339]

>>21522333
Willy, stop seething.

[Anonymous No.21522345]

>>21522264
The royalty sees us commoners as goyim. Much as he has tried to break with this, Harry is still a prince at the end of the day, in his blood

[Anonymous No.21522355]

>>21522345
It's literally just postmodernism, the most popular ideology among contemporary midwits

[Anonymous No.21522367]

>>21522275
When you're right you're right

[Anonymous No.21522448]

>>21522264
As someone who has a PhD in History he is right, we don't know a thing about the past and everything is conjecture and could be easily disproven

[Anonymous No.21522464]

>>21522239
I was just thinking we could use another thread on Harry’s book and BAM!-there it is. Maybe we could get another Lex Friedman thread as well? Possibly one on (((them))) and another on trannies? Ya know, to keep the board fresh and maintain its integrity

[Anonymous No.21522465]

>>21522355
>It's literally just postmodernism
Not true.

[Anonymous No.21522594]

>>21522275
>I want to see the exact genealogy of this tweet, going all the way back to whatever nepotistic cabal of agents talked to whatever other "agency" "handles" the "shaping" of "positive brand experiences" like finding statistics to selectively interpret and phrase so that you can say something is the "fastest selling non-fiction book about a cat not published in London in over 5000 years!," and all for what? So some piece of shit pig housewife can gloss her eyes over the gestalt of "Xest Y in Z!!!" without even parsing or processing it, so her lizard brain will go "THIS BOOK IS A BIG DEAL INNIT"

holy fucken based

[Anonymous No.21522598]

>>21522333
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.21522659]

>>21522264
This should be used as an example of warning signs under Schizophrenia in psychiatric texts. The cracks of the inability to tell what is real and what isn’t.

[Anonymous No.21522670]

>>21522264
> Prince pushing relativism

Holy kek. I know it’s the standard midwit way of approaching the world today, but you’d think a royal would be a little more sober regarding relativism and their place in that world.

[Anonymous No.21522684]

>>21522448
Except the holocaust.

[Anonymous No.21522702]

>>21522670
umm no sweaty, that event happened even if the evidence we have is fishy and comes from unreliable sources take your vax

[Anonymous No.21522706]

>>21522253
Probably for the same reason that restaurants covet awards from a tire company

[Anonymous No.21523036]

>>21522261
No, audiobooks aren’t books.

[Anonymous No.21523060]

>>21522684
What exactly is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to insinuate that it’s a conspiracy? Why do crackpots have a fixation on bringing it up out of the blue as if the tiniest and most irrelevant point of some unrelated topic is enough to send them into spasms of antisemitic rage.

[Anonymous No.21523064]

>>21522264
sounds like textbook cope

[Anonymous No.21523071]

>>21523064
it's a liar announcing he's gonna lie

[Anonymous No.21523152]

>>21522239
Fastest selling in what capacity, though? Fastest to sell ten copies? A million? This seems like an empty statement that'll be used strictly for promotion. I imagine most of the copies will get land-filled in the coming months and years.

[Anonymous No.21523158]

>>21523060
You just proven his point

[Anonymous No.21523168]

>>21523152
Who cares? Do you want to miss out on the phenomenon? Buy it or be square

[Anonymous No.21523182]

>>21523168
I'll take ten!

[Anonymous No.21523275]

>>21522264
This completely disregards my lived experience!

[Anonymous No.21523296]

>>21522239

[Anonymous No.21523308]

>>21522706
kek

[Anonymous No.21523330]

>>21523158
Jesuits control the world not jews

[Anonymous No.21523443]

>>21522275
4.5 star rant

[Anonymous No.21523495]

>>21522333
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.21523497]

>>21523060
I think that the Holocaust like kind of happened for real but what I do find irritating is the idea certain people have that it was this "sacred event" that's incomparable to anything else that happened in history, even though large-scale massacres were a dime a dozen in the twentieth century alone, not to mention previous centuries. It's almost like Jews are proud of being victims - they actually become jealous whenever anyone else tries to get in on the oppression action. And then there's the fact that in many countries, including my own, it's literally against the law to deny that the Holocaust happened or even to diminish it's importance.

No other group receives this kind of consideration.

[Anonymous No.21523645]

>>21523060
Kek you're the one sent into a spasm of philosemitic rage

[Anonymous No.21523649]

>>21522465
Retard

[Anonymous No.21523652]

>>21523497
>I think that the Holocaust like kind of happened for real
Post the material evidence or kindly go back

[Anonymous No.21523656]

If you are famous then you can sell a lot of books.

You can also hire ghostwriters but many autobiographers don't as well.

Used to work as a ghostwriter myself.

[Anonymous No.21523660]

>>21523656

I don't think I would ever be famous and I would not want to be as well

Would rather just be rich and not famous, but then again I am fine not being rich as well

Love to write books and sell them to pay the bills

[Anonymous No.21523671]

>>21522333
Truth.

[Anonymous No.21523673]

>>21522275
In awe at the sheer based-ness of this post. Cheers m8. You are a glorious faggot. Death to all kikes.

[Anonymous No.21523681]

>>21522448
>phd in history
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.21523690]

>>21523681
He's lying newfag

[Anonymous No.21523725]

>>21522239
>400 k sales
would it be wrong to assume he earned about 250k$ after taxes? doesn't seem worth it for a spare heir royal, does it. on another note, good writers wouldn't dream of such a stellar success. quite depressing if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.21523729]

>>21522670
He's just laying the foundation for when all his claims are proven to be false.

[Anonymous No.21523737]

>>21522239
>“There are some things that have happened, especially between me and my brother, and to some extent between me and my father, that I just don’t want the world to know. Because I don’t think they would ever forgive me.”
He and William fucked, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.21523748]

Shakespearean drama right there

[Anonymous No.21523794]

>>21523725
>good writers should sell more than the British royalty
This is your brain on le american dream cope

[Anonymous No.21523801]

>>21523748
This is the genre changing stuff we needed all these years

[Anonymous No.21523847]

Prince Harry’s controversial, tell-all memoir Spare has become the fastest-selling non-fiction book of all time, after shifting 1.43 million copies during its first day on sale in the UK, US, and Canada.

The record was previously held by Barack Obama’s fourth book, A Promised Land (2020), which sold 887,000 copies during its release day.

Spare’s superlative sales figures are made even more impressive when considering the fact that it was leaked five days early in Spain.

This meant that most of the revelations contained within – including details of Harry’s drug use and a fight with his older brother Prince William – made headlines worldwide before the book officially hit shelves on 10 January.

However, it’s entirely possible that these juicy details actually spurred more people to buy Spare, not less.

"The first full day of sales of Spare represents the largest first-day sales total for any non-fiction book ever published by Penguin Random House," the book's publisher confirmed in a statement.

[Anonymous No.21523848]

>>21522250
This is exactly why it's the fastest selling
>>21522253
Because the first historians were people who were drunkendly arguing in bars

[Anonymous No.21523851]

>>21523848
No, it was Herodotus. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.21523859]

>>21523851
no it was some random ancient man painting animals on the wall of a cave. I can go to my nearest native reserve and listen to a tribal elder tell oral stories that date twice as old as anything Greek, verifiable by the fossil record

[Anonymous No.21523877]

>>21523851
Herodotus dedicated his life to history after being laughed out of a kapeleion after an argument

[Anonymous No.21523885]

>>21522275
If Harry's people were informed which stores would be used to measure sales, he could easily arrange for bulk purchases of his own book. It's been done before.

[Anonymous No.21523889]

>>21523168
Wait 2 months and buy it second hand at a charity shop.

[Anonymous No.21523896]

>>21523847
"""leaked"""

[Anonymous No.21523915]

Hah, this was posted on 4channel.org too?! Prince Harry here, AMA

[Anonymous No.21523927]

>>21522264
i know what he's trying to say but his ghostwriter ruined his original statement obviously along the lines of: humans are subjective and feelings and impressions aren't always rational.

[Anonymous No.21523966]

>>21523497
They won the war but pretend to have lost. A vengeful and kniving people "the Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you".
From a power perspective one can't help but fear and respect the totalitarian system they have concreted over the last seventy years.
I wonder if they will succeed in their planned total anhialiation of those they refer to as 'Amalek' (basically Europeans, so they claim).
Scary bastards have anaesthetised many men with warrior genes into materialist faggots, pretty impressive.

[Anonymous No.21523969]

>>21523966
>From a power perspective one can't help but fear and respect
cuck

[Anonymous No.21523984]

>>21523969
you'll never do shit lmao

[Anonymous No.21523988]

>>21523984
cuck

[Anonymous No.21523994]

>>21523969
"Whom gods destroy they first make mad"
Underestimate them at your own peril, but they control every major institution ruling over you, your rage is an impotent coping mechanism. Show me true heroic sacrifice and righteous martial forbearance, or accept that the word 'cuck' was really just you signing your post.

[Anonymous No.21523999]

>>21523988
only an incel would worry about other men fucking a woman he doesn't interact with

[Anonymous No.21524002]

>>21523994
>>21523999
Kek you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.21524003]

>>21524002
have sex but not because I care because you'll become a better less miserable person for the betterment of those around you

[Anonymous No.21524011]

>>21524003
>cuck begging me to have sex
Lmao

[Anonymous No.21524027]

>>21524011
Women are shit bro -- stop caring.

[Anonymous No.21524030]

>>21524011
>implying
projection

[Anonymous No.21524039]

>>21524002

[Anonymous No.21524049]

>>21524011
>>21524002
>>21523988
>>21523969
what actually triggered this anon?

[Anonymous No.21524056]

>>21522264
So this is the power of the blood of Caesars.

[Anonymous No.21524057]

>>21524049
the truth

[Anonymous No.21524061]

>>21524049
>>21524039
>>21524030
>>21524057
I'm busy cucky stop spamming for attention

[Anonymous No.21524075]

>>21524061
Why do you care about women? They are made to take cock. Maybe not your cock but my cock.

[Anonymous No.21524103]

>>21522275
The hottest post in this thread.

[Anonymous No.21524159]

>>21523927
That's not what he's trying to say, are you illiterate?

[Anonymous No.21524172]

>>21524057
>be british
>given two choices
>do i vote for the bloke who has been a life long honest man
>or do i vote for the man who did the silly thing as mayor
>to rule my country
>silly man!
I fucking hate this country.

[Anonymous No.21524177]

>>21524172
>literal communist
>"man"

[Anonymous No.21524187]

>>21524172
yeh but da honest man hated jews and supported terrorism innit

[Anonymous No.21524191]

>>21524187
Is it the jews who are buying the book? Do they have warehouses ready?

[Anonymous No.21524193]

>>21524187
He hated Israel and loved jews. There were at least overly active jewish-only wings in Labour

[Anonymous No.21524198]

>>21522264


royalty need journalists to write their entire lives for them ahead of time anyway so that they can keep some sort of presence of authority. And journalists need royalty because they are a Disney gateway drug into racism, and racism is the gateway to war, and journalists are never more at home than when somebody else is being shot

[Anonymous No.21524209]

>>21522448
But the monarch doesn't say that out loud, or spill his guts in a book, or generally be a reality tv show drama character.

It really is pathetic. Elizabeth presided over the destruction of the monarchy, but her son is presiding over the destruction of the monarchs. There will be nothing left after this unless his brother turns out to be a hero worthy of history books. The whole thing is just so pathetic. Imagine a Saudi or Japanese royal behaving like this. You can't.

[Anonymous No.21524219]

>>21524209
>Saudi
They have actual power. They're real nobles.

[Anonymous No.21524237]

>>21524219
The British monarch does indeed have legal and constitutional power. It's just not exercised. But sure, they're less absolutely powerful than the Saudis because the Saudis are actually good at being monarchs and the royal family certainly since Elizabeth is a joke. But go ahead and compare to any other nominal monarch. It's the same. If nothing else, the royal family is symbolic and this guy is turning his into a reality tv show for American wives and their whipped husbands to gossip about.

[Anonymous No.21524254]

>>21524237
According to the book neither he nor William have any nobility. They act like gay lovers from Croydon.

[Anonymous No.21524314]

>>21522264
>destroys both anglo royalty and anglo "philosophy"

Uhhh based??

[Anonymous No.21524321]

>>21524254
Well, I haven't read the book and I'm not going to read the book, but at the very lease he could've displayed outwardly as such if for no other reason than for his family's sake and the sake of Britain. He might be a failure, but he doesn't have to make the whole bloodline look like failures too. Seriously. Elizabeth presided over a steep decline of the monarch, but this guy destroyed the reputation of his entire family. Before there was a possibility of redemption. Now? No. What if his brother believed in the monarchy and wanted to restore its dignity and power? Do you think he can do that now? He can't, thanks to his brother's sideshow, and all it took was a single woman.

[Anonymous No.21524337]

>>21524321
>all it took was a single woman.
It's Harry's resentment not hers. She is evil but so is Harry.

[Anonymous No.21524379]

>>21524198
elaborate

[Anonymous No.21524390]

[Anonymous No.21524399]

>>21522264
He's correct. That's basically what neuroscience research indicates. We don't actually make rational decisions ourselves, we simply justify and give meaning. The unconscious already decided.

[Anonymous No.21524411]

>>21524321
As a republican, go Harry!

[Anonymous No.21524442]

>>21524399
>He's correct. That's basically what neuroscience research indicates. We don't actually make rational decisions ourselves, we simply justify and give meaning. The unconscious already decided.

[Anonymous No.21524483]

>>21524442
Why did you doxx yourself with a selfie, Timothy?

[Anonymous No.21524496]

>>21522264
>Harry, The Duke of Sussex, Prince
this is so retarded. it's not even on an alphabetized list so what is the point of this

[Anonymous No.21524505]

>>21524337
You don’t think it’s a coincidence that she comes into the picture and suddenly he goes public and on a tear, do you?

[Anonymous No.21524566]

>>21522264
>it was real in my mind

[Anonymous No.21524574]

>>21524505
She was the impetus for him to unleash the tide he'd be holding in. She's definitely a sociopath and using him for personal benefit.

[Anonymous No.21524629]

>>21522264
That sounds exactly like Elie Wiesel's psychotic ramblings where he says that just because the things he wrote in his book didn't happen that doesn't mean they aren't true. And yet somehow this thread took a turn towards the Holocaust via completely different means.

[Anonymous No.21524647]

>>21524629
>And yet somehow this thread took a turn towards the Holocaust via completely different means.
It was via the same means. Also your post was already encapsulated by someone else more pithly >>21524566

[Anonymous No.21524657]

>>21524321
>ohh nooo not the reputation of the monarchy
shouldn't have killed di

[Anonymous No.21524694]

He also holds the record for the shortest book:
"What I wouldn't do for money"

[Anonymous No.21524696]

why are people seething at harry? are there that many supporters of the british monarchy online? inorganic hatred

[Anonymous No.21524700]

>>21522239
You are a shill

[Anonymous No.21524710]

>>21522264
Honestly this is what you get when you have an entire cottage industry worth millions set up to exploit you and your bloodline: you have to come up with shit about 'your truth' because calling parasitic ews papers liars ends you up in court.

Weird to see somebody not as unhinged as Trump do it.

[Anonymous No.21524740]

>>21524696
Somehow, seeing a royal behave like a faggot triggers a disgust reaction about them and the world to a greater degree than some random person. Nothing and nobody is admirable anymore.

[Anonymous No.21524751]

>>21524172
He was literally a double digit IQ retard. Lefties used to have doods like fucking Foot or Benn. Corbyn-kun is a fucking joke that shows how far this country's degraded in that even our loony extremists are worthless now. I weep for Enoch.

[Anonymous No.21524761]

>>21524751
It’s a bit mad that France and Germany and Russia had revolutions that cast off the monarchy and parliament but Britain never did, not really, not unless you count Cromwell.

[Anonymous No.21524778]

/lit/ sucks worse than usual are the weekend

[Anonymous No.21524781]

>>21524740
>behave like a faggot
I have yet to see anyone explain how this is the case beyond surface-level dislike of the man for making idols look bad

[Anonymous No.21524793]

>>21524761
>Germany
?

[Anonymous No.21524899]

>>21524761
We're the most stable country ever to exist—literally. It has its benefits when that equilibrium is poised over a happy time, but in the clown world that we live in stability just means the assured clownification of all that one might have cherished. Fortunately there's little to cherish, and less still to hope for.

[Anonymous No.21524914]

>>21524899
>We're the most stable country ever to exist
What is Scotland and Ireland?
Also, that stability is the result of being an Island on the edge of Europe, with an ocean of the other side, and some really good luck (e.g. the Spanish armada being destroyed by a storm).

[Anonymous No.21524917]

>>21524914
>What is Scotland and Ireland?
Part of the UK?

[Anonymous No.21524924]

Royals have been nothing but a source of tabloid headlines for 4 decades. The Queen stood outside the hullabaloo a bit but she's dead now.
Game over.
Harry's shit book is a logical extension for the farce the royal family has become and how they conduct themselves. A shitty, celebrity, tabloid tell-all.

[Anonymous No.21524951]

I do believe the publishers have paid 4chan for these viral threads. Mods won’t take down the spam.

[Anonymous No.21524960]

>>21524951
Nope. Nobody is going to pay shills to shitpost on /lit/ on the offchance that a handful of anons will download a pirated epub.

[Anonymous No.21524977]

[Anonymous No.21524986]

[Anonymous No.21524989]

>>21524917
>British education
Ireland isn't part of the UK.

[Anonymous No.21524991]

>>21524505
>>21524574
Harry's a big boy.

[Anonymous No.21525001]

>>21524977
Someone did this to me from a car while I was walking down the street

[Anonymous No.21525007]

>>21524991
He's clearly vulnerable, or gullible and well meaning. Sociopathic narcs females prey on men like this, because they can control them more easily. I can almost feel how Harry is feeling as I've unironically been in a situation with a woman who did the same things to me.

[Anonymous No.21525022]

>>21525007
Love it when plebs pretend to have insight into the lives and drives of their current tabloid celebrity obsessions.

[Anonymous No.21525025]

>>21525007
Yeah me too, until I reversed it on her. He's a bitch because he wants to be.

[Anonymous No.21525032]

>>21525022
He clearly has issues. noble my ass

Acts like a fucking peasant.

[Anonymous No.21525036]

>>21525022
The psychological mechanism is the same, even if the examples, circumstances, and events are different. If you're gullible (trusting), well meaning, and desperately want love, these women will run you around and drain you until you want to kill her or yourself.

[Anonymous No.21525043]

>>21525007
>>21525025
So you're projecting your own personal experiences onto a highly contrived media spectacle? Marvelous!

[Anonymous No.21525044]

>>21525025
>Yeah me too, until I reversed it on her. He's a bitch because he wants to be.
He's still "in". He is probably experiencing cognitive dissonance, but she still has whatever narrative they built together still inside his head. They haven't been together that long.

[Anonymous No.21525048]

>>21525036
>these women
All women.

[Anonymous No.21525055]

>>21525043
I am interpreting his experiences (he has written them out in words) and the dynamic that is on display, through similar experiences that I had, yes.

[Anonymous No.21525057]

>>21525043
>>21525044
It's the same with all relationships. It's all about power.

[Anonymous No.21525058]

>>21525044
>>21525036
>>21525032
>>21525022
>>21525007
>>21525001
Go back to Facebook or /r/saintmeghanmarkle

[Anonymous No.21525062]

>>21525048
It does get better and there are genuine women out there.
>t. have been in an abusive relationship with a psycho

[Anonymous No.21525075]

>>21525062
I love my psycho. Ugly women are for weak men. All beautiful women are crazy.

[Anonymous No.21525079]

>>21525062
>>21525075
Harry's just a bitch who can't handle Meghan.

[Anonymous No.21525081]

>>21525075
I've never been with an ugly woman so I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.21525089]

>>21525081
>genuine women
Are all tame because if they weren't no man would be with them. Ugly woman syndrome.

[Anonymous No.21525096]

>>21525089
That doesn't align with my experience

[Anonymous No.21525102]

>>21525096
Show your boobs

[Anonymous No.21525109]

>>21525102
I don't have any since I'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.21525142]

>>21525109
If she's not crazy what's the point? Where's the sense of danger? Life's too boring already.

[Anonymous No.21525160]

>>21525142
>what's the point?
Peace and tranquillity

[Anonymous No.21525168]

>>21525160
That's what death is for.

[Anonymous No.21525194]

>>21525168
Wrong. You won't experience it when you're dead.

[Anonymous No.21525214]

>>21525194
>You won't experience it when you're dead.
Rest in peace. Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.21525218]

>>21524793
Nazis.

>>21524899
I suppose a slow and steady decline is technically stable.

[Anonymous No.21525229]

>>21524991
Succubi have more power than men.

[Anonymous No.21525231]

>>21523497
I've recently become interested in the writing of Stephen T. Katz.
>Katz has argued that the Holocaust is the only genocide that has occurred in history, and defines Holocaust to include only "the travail of European Jewry" and not other victims of the Nazis.[3] He has argued this in depth in The Holocaust in Historical Context.
That's how a senior figure at places like the Holocaust Museum actually sees it.

[Anonymous No.21525248]

>>21523859
That's nonsense. There is no reason to think Greek stories don't go much further back than Greece. Aesop's Fables could be way older than your Indian stories. In fact, there is some overlap.

[Anonymous No.21525263]

>>21523497
I frankly don't care about the holocaust at all. I'm not German, and I'm not Jewish. At what point did any part of the holocaust become my business?
Why do I get the feeling that I'm being ever so subtly blamed for it whenever it's brought up?

[Anonymous No.21525270]

>>21525229
>a succubus cannot drain or harm the man with whom she is having intercourse

[Anonymous No.21525332]

>>21525214
What defines death is lack of experience of anything. You're dead. There is no existence.

[Anonymous No.21525334]

>>21522275
You are right and based

[Anonymous No.21525355]

>>21525332
The fuck are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.21525394]

>>21525355
You (assuming you are the same poster) claimed death brings peace and tranquillity. It doesn't. It brings nothing. Complete inexistence and inexperience.. Peace and tranquillity are only good if you can experience them.

[Anonymous No.21525447]

>>21525394
Holy cope bro... Get Jesus' dick out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.21525475]

>>21525218
>Nazis.
?? Nazis had a revolution to cast off the monarchy?

[Anonymous No.21525894]

>>21522264
I'm no longer a monarchist, that's it

[Anonymous No.21526410]

>>21525894
Are you just a faggot now?

[Anonymous No.21526423]

I do not believe people are actually rushing out to buy this

[Anonymous No.21526424]

>>21522239

[Anonymous No.21526428]

>>21522275
You have talent. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.21526453]

>>21524694
Underrated

[Anonymous No.21526464]

>>21522264
Damn privilege is real

[Anonymous No.21526469]

The virgin Harry vs the chad Perennialist Charles

Yes! The King is a guenonfag!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnnXKmGQ4nI&ab_channel=ScientificMystic

[Anonymous No.21526479]

>>21522464
At this rate they may as well re-allow fanfiction just to wash away the polshit

[Anonymous No.21526649]

>>21526479
>the Redditor polwhiners are the fan fiction homos
It all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.21526798]

>>21522333
Back in my day, this was called Reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.21526831]

>>21522239
I say let em.... Someone needs to contain the plebs

[Anonymous No.21527170]

>>21522267
...If you mean he talks about his penis a lot, then yes

[Anonymous No.21527507]

>>21522333
>Just ask yourself "What get I out of this book?" and you will very fast realize that the answer is "Nothing"
The /lit/ creed

[Anonymous No.21527511]

>>21523060
kek

[Anonymous No.21527517]

I can sympathize with feeling like you're second fiddle to a relative.
I can't imagine who the fuck is buying a goddamn millionaire's memoire on the topic, though. Jesus fuck! Did he have a Mexican lady hold the tissues for him while he wept uncontrollably? Joe Rogan was literally using this guy as a fucking standup piece, when I saw him in Chicago.

[Anonymous No.21527533]

>>21522239
Just because book companies are buying them doesn't mean people are. I look forward to seeing them sell for $1 in 3 months. More bullshit backdoor deals to make it seem like anyone gives a fuck about the royal family.

[Anonymous No.21527661]

>>21522684
based, this always shuts relativists, historicists, and those prudently calling for more nuance and study up REAL quick
>Heh, your "heroic" origin myths are all fake Chud
>Questioning the current origin myth? You can't do that!

[Anonymous No.21527690]

>>21522275
Impressive post

[Anonymous No.21528111]

>>21524761
The english revolution is the original revolution. The king has been nothing but a flower pot since 1688 while the parliament rules, Britain is de facto a republic.

[Anonymous No.21528133]

>>21522239
every excerpt i've seen from this has been disgusting and repellent

[Anonymous No.21528166]

>>21522264
I like to remember things my own way.

[Anonymous No.21528974]

>>21527661
this

[Anonymous No.21529328]

>>21522239
Greetings niggers, I have read the book/PDF and just finished it a few hours ago, AMA.
The biggest revelation for me was that Charles had hired a spin doctor who recommended Camilla to leak details of inner happenings and talks to the press in order to allow Camilla to enter the family. All of that with Charles blessing and support. I interpret the way he writes about it as some kind of deal that has been made with the press - we will give you details about our lives and in return you report positively about Camilla so that she gets accepted into the family. Which is pretty fucked up, as Charles sacrificed his sons' trust in order to get good PR about his new girlfriend. It has led to his sons distrusting their bodyguards, friends, family members, staff etc. It is implied that they have understood the media strategy of their father rather early but it might have been rather recently as well
In addition to that Henry regularly shows how the (yellow) press has created false stories continuously about all kinds of details about whom they met, what happened, who said what, etc. Well that confirmed by impression about the yellow press, that they tend to invent semi-'harmless' regularly so that they have something to depict.
He shows the separation process between his nuclear family and the royal family as a media campaign that has not happened the way the media depicts it at all, that they are not the bad selfish spoiled people the media makes them to be. The way he shows it is that the hate is unjustified and desu his way of argumentation is convincing. If you watch the (older) interviews of him he doesn't come of as someone who would create drama for no reasons, create big lies and be a piece of shit. Of course he shows Meghan Markle as someone human in the best lights but I doubt that she is such a perfect being, you can easily see the webms here where she interrupts him during a conversation etc. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a rather narcissistic, difficult unpleasant, fake-friendly person and the he is very much the simp for her as I sadly know a very similar case in my own family...

[Anonymous No.21529380]

>>21523497
—> Historikerstreit

[Anonymous No.21529398]

>>21529328
(cont.)
Nonetheless his argument that the media has created a campaign against Harry&Megan based on lies, rumors and little information as the royal family has the habit of not commenting on these matters at all. However all of that with the support with his family, his 'granny' ex-Queen Elizabeth, his father and to some degree with the support of his brother as well. It's not exactly clear what the problems of his family with Megan are and I do think that their reasons are somewhat valid. At the same according to Harry his whole family is behaving like double-faced backstabbing lying pieces of shit, valuing a good representation with the media above protecting the family. Even though he writes only well of Queen Elizabeth, the way she acts and and has the most power in the family it's obvious that she is as awful as the other parts of the family. Plus servants around the family/Queen have been playing their power games against him as well.
The one thing that has struck me was how good this media campaign against Harry and Megan was, how much almost everyone agreed on something were no proper first hand information was available at all. You can find it here in the thread that people are very convinced of their own opinions while not wanting to get more information about it, and I was like them as well until I have read the book: Harry is an idiot and Megan is a narcissistic bitch who has brainwashed him. I guess it's part of the resentment against the rich, noble, powerful etc. I can't remember a recent media campaign equally successful. Maybe Obama being a saint but that was 15 years ago. Very impressive, the media wasn't that effective for covid and Trump is evil campaigns
Journalists and the media are scum, which is nothing new. It's showing as well that the 'respected' Guardian has not put up a piece trying to argue properly against Harry's arguments of how the media has created a fake campaign against him.
Other revelations:
>Harry is academically weak but not idiot, otherwise he couldn't fly an Apache
>he is a dumb normie, binge watching friends
>He had little control over his life at all, being ruled by his dumb father and dumb grandmother - she got it lucky since she became a queen while being young, yet the other people are very limited in any terms
>being followed by Paparazzi everywhere you go, being harassed with drones etc. is bad
>so are William and his wife, having watched that Megan series 'Suits'
> William and Kate are probably somewhat narcissistic bitches as well that create drama for not reason
>their doctors use homeopathic medicine, lmao
>and ayurvedic stuff as well
>the reason Harry confirmed that his father got badly bullied in school is because Harry argues that his father is addicted to good press from the media and that it's some copium for his times were he got badly bullied - I don't think that Harry should have published that but whatever
>I don't get why Harry believes in monarchy.

[Anonymous No.21529482]

>>21522264
he's based

[Anonymous No.21529601]

>>21522275
cheers mate

[Anonymous No.21530173]

>>21522239
Wait what?

Fastest selling non-fiction book. What does that even mean?

Did Usain Bolt run from the book shelf to the checkout station in record time?

What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.21530863]

>>21523915
When will you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.21531062]

>>21522239
Britbong's are forced to pay for this cunt's education, and he voluntarily writers about not understanding Shakespeare. What an absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.21531085]

>>21523915
Hey Harry, it's me Ed Sheeran... Erm you still haven't gotten back to me about that collab sesh hehe... I think you just got busy or forgot...

[Anonymous No.21531094]

>>21522275
Impressive and correct. Sadly the cattle needs its goyslop

[Anonymous No.21531125]

>>21525231
The definition of genocide is a contentious thing, actually, but even under the strictest definition the Rwandan and Armenian genocides are typically included. I'm not sure what historical context Katz is writing about.

[Anonymous No.21531167]

>>21525231
>Genocide
>against Jews
>despite Judaism being a religion, not a nationality or race
At best it was ethnocide.

[Anonymous No.21531223]

>Dude does absolutely nothing relevant besides be born into a role of ceremonial luxury
>Plebs think he has a story to tell

[Anonymous No.21531234]

>>21524399
Any studies you could link to?

[Anonymous No.21531858]

>>21522275
Fucking nailed it.
Boss post by a based boss.

[Anonymous No.21531880]

>>21523994
ah, the burden of knowing

[Anonymous No.21531889]

>>21522239
Everyone around me says he’s an idiot so that makes me think he’s not so bad.

[Anonymous No.21531942]

>>21522264
He isn't a fucking prince, he's a disgraced ex-noble who married a fucking american, like that stupid bitch in Norway. What a fucking sham Britain has become. I hate am*rica so much for its continual rape and humiliation of Europe from within.

[Anonymous No.21532057]

>>21522264
yes. all we can do in this world is speak our truth.

[Anonymous No.21532082]

>>21522239
don't care, but I enjoy seeing monarchists seethe

[Anonymous No.21532113]

>>21523497
>It’s almost like Jews are proud of being victims.

Read Genealogy of Morals. What you’re describing has been going on for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.21532679]

>>21522275
Best post in this thread
:^)

[Anonymous No.21532683]

Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good.

[Anonymous No.21532735]

>>21522275

[Anonymous No.21532740]

>>21531125
the historical context is you can only genocide humans so only jews have ever been genocided because the rest of us are worthless cattle at best, according to them

[Anonymous No.21532834]

>>21527661
kek this
doesn't make "heroic" origin myths true though

[Anonymous No.21532847]

>>21522264
I hate post modernists.

[Anonymous No.21533024]

>>21532834
Yes it does reddit

[Anonymous No.21533047]

>>21533024
no it doesn't retard, you can go back whenever you want

[Anonymous No.21533051]

>>21532740
We were chosen by God. Your life has no meaning without us. This is a statement of fact.

[Anonymous No.21533090]

>>21533047
You're clearly young, frustrated, you don't respect your parents, and you hate your country. All your opinions are garbage.

[Anonymous No.21533101]

>>21533090
nice, keep those projections going midwit

[Anonymous No.21533106]

>>21533101
>no u
Low IQ too

[Anonymous No.21533224]

>>21522684
total pseud annihilation. chuds won

[Anonymous No.21533268]

>>21533106
you've managed to guess everything wrong, so I supposed you were talking about yourself
and you keep doing it by the way

[Anonymous No.21533292]

>>21533268
>NO U!!!!!!
Kek

[Anonymous No.21533293]

>>21533268
Why am I not surprised that /lit/ can't write a half decent comeback? Not that Anon but you are spouting grade school level shit. I'm starting to think he's right about you.

[Anonymous No.21533296]

>>21533293
imagine being mad when the possibility of not being mad exists contemporaneously

[Anonymous No.21533304]

>>21533296
it's not a meme that people get addicted to anger
implying the foundational myth is a myth is enough to draw this retard to anger >>21533292
instead of glorifying how the myth shaped your culture, you're becoming a cultist that glorifies metaphorical aspects of it by taking them literally
all because of low iq and slavery to one's emotions, hidden behind a very thin veil of rationalisations

[Anonymous No.21533310]

>>21533304
Bro it'd have been better if you didn't say anything, this is embarrassing

[Anonymous No.21533316]

>>21533310
:)

[Anonymous No.21533338]

>>21533024
>>21533090
>>21533106
>>21533101
>>21533268
>>21533292
>>21533293
>>21533296
>>21533304
>>21533310
>>21533316
The holocaust never happened.

[Anonymous No.21533339]

>>21533338
it did happen, but it wasn't 6 million. there weren't that many jews in europe prior to WW2, anyway. weird huh

[Anonymous No.21533341]

holy kek, so this libtard starts off being smug and arrogant about historical relativism then spends the next two hours getting FURIOUS and morally indignant about the lolocaust?
you seriously can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.21533345]

>>21533338
>implying I'd have a problem with holocaust happening or with the fact it didn't happen
this is what happens when you follow emotions like rage/anger(all that stem from helplessness), you end up simply lacking the capacity to entertain the possibility of positions apart from yours or the direct counter to yours

[Anonymous No.21533348]

>>21533345
based exister

[Anonymous No.21533358]

>>21533345
be that as it may, Harry is still full of shit and a total embarrassment to his country. A pussy too, since he waited until Elizabeth died to release this horrid rag of a tell-all, likely primed by the niggerjew succubus with her claws in his back.

[Anonymous No.21533362]

>>21533358
I don't recall disputing that at any point.
fuck anglo royalty though, jew slaves for the past couple of centuries

[Anonymous No.21533364]

>>21533358
>noooo you can't just ruin the reputation of these people that I care about for some reason
Harry is great for making people like you upset

[Anonymous No.21533366]

>>21533364
I don't care about the royals but I do care about active and purposeful attacks on the concept of nationhood by multinational parasites

[Anonymous No.21533374]

>>21533366
>implying the royal family themselves aren't parasites

[Anonymous No.21533378]

>>21522264
Nice comma splices

[Anonymous No.21533382]

>>21533366
>king's family is german with danish, french, russian, and spanish blood
>his entire family lives off taxpayer money

who's the multinational parasites now

[Anonymous No.21533387]

>>21533382
>who's the multinational parasites now
still the jews

[Anonymous No.21533388]

>>21533366
beautiful digits but you got told >>21533374
your nation and nationhood is not represented by germanic kikes
nevermind, you got told once again >>21533382
stop idolizing figures and people, shows you're an npc just sitting on the opposite fence from the majority. Idealize something worthwhile, like ideas and concepts

[Anonymous No.21533389]

>>21533378
Okay. There is only one. Still, it is an amateur mistake.

[Anonymous No.21533390]

>>21522239
people are dumber then I imagined....
that's so sad

[Anonymous No.21533424]

>>21533388
you're putting strawmen in my mouth then claiming I got owned when others defeated said strawmen. I care about the nation of Britain, not which parasite is currently in charge of it. Also, the only thing that still 0wns my dick is my wife's brown/taint area after ten years

[Anonymous No.21533435]

>>21533424
>muh dick
literally arguing in a nigger fashion now, what a manchild you are

[Anonymous No.21533447]

>>21533435
He's quoting the immortal Kevin Smith, philistine.

[Anonymous No.21533452]

>>21533447
>Kevin Smith
wouldn't know, I don't own talmudvision in my home. Sad that you do.

[Anonymous No.21533461]

>>21533452
>talmudvision
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.21533464]

>>21533452
>talmudvision
someday you'll grow out of this phase and bury it deep out of shame. your opinion on the matter has no matter as it will change as you grow

[Anonymous No.21533465]

>>21533461
:)
half an hour ago I was redirected to reddit, what made you change your mind?

[Anonymous No.21533468]

>>21533464
will you grow out of watching the telly to entertain yourself? ever?

[Anonymous No.21533469]

>>21533465
either are suitable for short circuit hotheads like yourself, who neither comprehends nuance nor is in tune with sarcasm

[Anonymous No.21533471]

>>21533468
nta I don't own one but keep perceiving me as whatever enemy makes you feel all warm and based

[Anonymous No.21533489]

>>21533452
>talmudvision
>This whole thread
I just want the /pol/shit to stop, bros...

[Anonymous No.21533492]

>>21533471
>nta I don't own one
even if you were that anon, if you don't own it that's good for you. idk why would anything make me your enemy, except that you immediately draw conclusions that dismissing propaganda makes you a /pol/ fanatic

[Anonymous No.21533497]

who the fuck owns a TV anymore except for parents?
I watch movies on my laptop

[Anonymous No.21533511]

>>21533489
>I want reactionaries to stop being reactionary
that's fighitng the symptom instead of the underlying cause

[Anonymous No.21533515]

>>21533511
>the underlying cause
da jooz

[Anonymous No.21533516]

>>21522239
Unfortunate in most respects, although it is nice to see a book, any book, sell.

[Anonymous No.21533525]

>>21533515
are you implying there is no cause and people who react are also being proactive?
Would you admit there is a cause at all, whatever it may be? Or do you deny it?

[Anonymous No.21533527]

>>21533516
not when its ugly tranny Michelle nee Mike Obama's horseshit that gets stacked in huge piles with a big cardboard cut out of her ugly tranny face in ever B&N. At least this book was bought by people and not just money launderers

[Anonymous No.21533535]

>>21533525
I'm saying it was the jews. It wasn't sarcasm

[Anonymous No.21533561]

>>21533535
eh, can't be that simple, but that's a start i think

[Anonymous No.21533595]

>>21533527
>grow up complaining about your PR firm that represents you personally and make money on a netflix show complaining about it
>get a new PR firm who is buying 50% of your book to give away for free / another PR firm targeting sexless empty wombs & lonely schadenfreude IRA homosexuals (both Irish and those living off their IRA)

Just wait for the sequel to come out in 2027, right before Megan divorces Harry for calling her out for not doing anything except complain about everything that happens to her exdept for looking at her phone

also, you're just like Megan right now. I bet you are actually. Get off of /lit/ , dumbdumb the wordinator. Go suck off the House of Representatives in the cloakroom like your witless sperm donor

[Anonymous No.21533601]

>>21533595
seek help

[Anonymous No.21534646]

>>21522275
thank you

[Anonymous No.21534665]

>>21522253
WAS a beer company

[Anonymous No.21534708]

>>21533595
>total word salad and nonsequiturs spaced in reddit-ready format
medicinals. imbibe them.