willybros...

[Anonymous No.21514799]

From the book Spare:
>I looked at Willy, really looked at him, maybe for the first time since we were boys. I took it all in, his familiar scowl which had always been his default in dealings with me, his alarming baldness more advanced than my own, his fading resemblance to mummy which was fading with time, with age.
>My dear brother, my archenemy, how did we come to this?

[Anonymous No.21514806]

>>21514799
>his fading resemblance to mummy which was fading with time,
>fading fading

[Anonymous No.21514824]

>mummy

[Anonymous No.21514829]

>>21514824
I call my mum 'mummy', too. Problem, orphan?

[Anonymous No.21514845]

>>21514799
>his alarming baldness more advanced than my own

[Anonymous No.21514858]

>>21514845
yea, it's more advanced.

[Anonymous No.21514866]

>>21514799
He's not your brother Harold

[Anonymous No.21514870]

>>21514866
Harry resembles Charles, face-wise.

[Anonymous No.21514872]

If they were hot or at least not balding there would be so many women writing gay fanfics about them rn.
>I worried that Kate was going to be the one to take Willy from me
This line in particular I could see spawning an entire fanbase

[Anonymous No.21514881]

>>21514872
'Willy' is textbook tsundere.

[Anonymous No.21514891]

>>21514799
>prose before bros
Unless you have an exceptionally good reason, talking shit about family publicly, especially your brotherhood bro, is pretty damn lame.
Assuming OPs post is true

[Anonymous No.21514892]

>>21514881
did he finish the book?

[ghost writer No.21514901]

>>21514881
plain, simple... vernacular

[Anonymous No.21514928]

>>21514891
yea but it's amusing for us

[Anonymous No.21514932]

>>21514858
Give it a few years. Harry is now where William was in pic rel. Probably one of the reasons he left was so he could get hair treatments in LA without being criticized.

[Anonymous No.21514939]

>>21514932
That picture is from 2011. Harry is only two years younger.

[Anonymous No.21514942]

imagine going bald
I would kms honestly

[Anonymous No.21514944]

>>21514932
>Give it a few years
Do you know what advanced means?

[Anonymous No.21514949]

>>21514928
Imagine bullying the future king of England lol

[Anonymous No.21514955]

>>21514928
I came here to laugh not to feel

[Anonymous No.21514961]

>>21514881
Holy shit I got to get myself a copy of this book. Comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.21514966]

>>21514939
i meant that harry is at the same level of hair loss in that pic, not age. william was always a lost cause, nothing short of a miracle would save that level of balding unless he started treating it at like 20. there is still a lot hope for harry.

[Anonymous No.21514980]

>>21514966
harry should use minox before it gets worse, or perhaps a better treatment. for some reason I have the feeling he doesn't care kek

[Anonymous No.21514982]

>>21514881
Are you sure this wasn't written by Karl Pilkington?

[Anonymous No.21514984]

what's it like having a brother, brother-having /lit/izens? I thought it was like having a friend but these guys seem more like rivals.

[Anonymous No.21514993]

what does the royal family actually do? like what powers do they have? Is the queen or king of england someone who can take political action that can go beyond the first minister?
I cant accept that they are just decoration rich people for other rich people. I would be kind of embarrassed if I was named "king" but couldnt rule shit. Its like a constant larp, like almost clownish.
Queen Elizabeth could pull it off because she was charismatic but Charles... I mean just look at him. He has the same creepy senile vibe Biden has, but has to put that outfit while having 1% of the power Biden has. Biden can nuke countries, does this guy even make someone go to jail?
It just doesnt make sense at all. Maybe you just have to be a bong to get it.

[Anonymous No.21514997]

>>21514799
he narrated his own book kek imagine listening to these bits >>21514928 >>21514881

[Anonymous No.21515003]

>>21514984
having brother is like friend desu, but these are royalfags, fratricide flows through the veins

[Anonymous No.21515009]

>>21514984
My brother is eight years older than me. It's basically like being acquainted with an older student in school. I have a brother but it's not like a conscious feeling of 'I have a brother'.
I suppose if you're closer in age then it's much different. Harry goes off on one about how William lunged at him at Phillip's funeral, how they got into fights regularly etc. I've seen the press excuse this behaviour as 'typical brothers' but that's bullshit - brotherly relationships aren't inherently combative or boorish, and I hate that they're trying to frame it in that way.

[Anonymous No.21515018]

>>21514928
>throwing your own father under the bus and airing his personal, private secrets for the whole world to see
Harry deserves everything coming for him. His future is bleak

[Anonymous No.21515024]

>>21514984
i can see mine and my brothers relationship in theirs. we really hate each other; don't speak a word anymore, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.21515027]

>>21514870
The older he gets the more he looks like Charles. I see resemblance to the Queen too.

[Anonymous No.21515036]

>>21515018
>noooo you have to maintain an image of the monarchs as respectable and and and
can it, countless people have aired their father's dirty laundry, chances are you only dislike this instance because you're a royal loyal

[Anonymous No.21515044]

>>21515009
Events can be common even if they aren't inherent.

[Anonymous No.21515048]

>>21515044
elaborate

[Anonymous No.21515051]

>>21515048
lots of people eat at mcdonalds, but you don't inherently have to eat there

[Anonymous No.21515052]

>>21515024

[Anonymous No.21515060]

>when Harry met Meghan
Every other page is like this. This is one of the greatest comedy books of the 21st century

[Anonymous No.21515104]

>>21515024
I've always been desperate for a brother yet the possibiilty of something like this terrifies me out of truly desiring it. A sister can't really be close to you as a brother can, and certainly can't damage your life as much as one. Higher highs lower lows.

I still wish I'd had one though.

[Anonymous No.21515107]

>>21515060
>it's real. all of it.

[Anonymous No.21515112]

>>21515060
This is so fucking bad. How did they okay this? It's the most dreadful "It'll make a stir" tripe I can imagine. A headline grabber, not an earnest outpouring of childhood sufferings that can remain a monument to them as it recall them,

I can only imagine how she manage to weedle this rot out of him.

[Anonymous No.21515128]

>>21515060
you should post the page where he thinks about dating Courtney Cox.

>She's a Monica, and I'm like a Chandler, it'd be perfect!

[Anonymous No.21515157]

>>21515128
1/2

[Anonymous No.21515161]

>>21515128
>>21515157
2/2

[Anonymous No.21515177]

This was very clearly ghostwritten by an American woman (or, more likely, a team of women).

[Anonymous No.21515189]

>>21514928
Harry is such a piece of shit. How the fuck did he think he would end up sympathetic after this?

[Anonymous No.21515198]

>>21515161
Which Batman actor is he talking about here? Christian Bale?

[Anonymous No.21515201]

>>21515157
>>21515161
I’m starting to come around. If he gets completely thrashed publicly we won’t get the sequel. This is seriously top tier satire.

[Anonymous No.21515233]

He alludes to why he would write a tell-all memoir despite blaming the media for murdering his mother and ruining his life.

but he's also a helicopter pilot. haven't heard of many pilots starving in the streets

[Anonymous No.21515238]

tfw my matron is not hot

[Anonymous No.21515258]

>>21515036
wrong, nigger. Airing your family's dirty laundry is one of the most despicable things a man can do. Doing so for personal gain is even worse. That they are royals doesn't even factor in to the equation.
Those countless people you refer to are scum. The bond of family is the most sacred of all, perhaps even greater than that between man and God. Violating it is the sign of an absolutely contemptible person with no morals or character.
You have negro blood in your veins and it shows.

[Anonymous No.21515261]

>>21515198
>Batman: The Lego Movie voice actor
So Will Arnett.

[Anonymous No.21515267]

>>21515258
>The bond of family is the most sacred of all
>violating it is the sign of... contemptable person
what if your family members are all like, really shitty human beings though

[Anonymous No.21515273]

>>21515258
All part of the deFOOing process, brother

[Anonymous No.21515274]

>>21515261
Oh, for some reason I assumed that the Lego Batman remark was a product of him being drunk at the time

[Anonymous No.21515280]

>>21515233
>cut off
Poor guy, he only gets a few millions instead of hundreds

[Anonymous No.21515297]

>>21515267
Cut them off, move on with your life. Blabbing about them to anyone who will listen is cowardly, a pure bitch move.
A man who betrays his own father is no man at all.

[Anonymous No.21515327]

>>21514928
wtf lol

[Anonymous No.21515352]

>>21515060
kino, may actually read this

[Anonymous No.21515376]

In case you prefer the audiobook version of that part: https://nitter.net/domwakeford/status/1613099763020488704#m
Right now I've read 50%, sadly the childhood and teenage part is gone, I wonder whether the second half is going to interest me.

[Anonymous No.21515381]

>>21515258
His family killed his mom though so who cares about them

[Anonymous No.21515408]

>>21514984
I have a brother, 3.5 years older than me. Love him to death.

[Anonymous No.21515444]

>>21515381
It was also his brother's mom so that doesn't really justify slandering him, does it?

Oh and Diana was a whore

[Anonymous No.21515458]

>>21515157
>>21515161
I am no longer jealous of those born into royalty.
Thank you Harry.

[Anonymous No.21515536]

>>21514866
>He's not your brother Harold

He bears a striking resemblance to his maternal aunt, a redhead who shares the same straight line rectilineal facial geometry with Harry.

[Anonymous No.21515615]

>>21515274
It would also explain why he couldn't recognize him. Will Arnett is that type of celebrity
>I know you're famous! I just don't know your name and I can't name anything you've ever been in, BUT OMG I HAVE SEEN YOU ON TV

[Anonymous No.21515774]

>>21514928
WHO BULLIES A FUTURE KING HHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.21515779]

>>21515536
DO NOT GOOGLE THE GARDENER

[Anonymous No.21515793]

>>21515233

> Man gives me money every year for mywhole life
> ? wtf
> Did I ASKto be financially dependent on you?

[Anonymous No.21515809]

>>21515060
>Yeah so anyway here is harry's instagram Megan

Holy kek

[Anonymous No.21515826]

>>21515258
Based and Familypilled

[Anonymous No.21515830]

>>21515297
Only exception to this rule is if your father is a pedo or beats you/siblings/wife

[Anonymous No.21515833]

>>21514881
Shakespeare writing whole sagas in three acts isn’t keeping it tight?

[Anonymous No.21515838]

>>21515376
Is this real? What is wrong with this guy....

[Anonymous No.21515900]

>>21515444
Yes it does
>she was a whore
Still his mom

[Anonymous No.21515979]

>>21514799
>Ginger
>Balding
It never even began

[Anonymous No.21516189]

>>21514799
>>21514942
>>21514858
>>21514932
>just shave it off bro

[Anonymous No.21516201]

>>21514928
Based teddy

[Anonymous No.21516208]

>>21514942
smoldering

[Anonymous No.21516232]

>that scene where they're fighting topless in the rain

[Anonymous No.21516253]

>>21514928
Based bear haver

[Anonymous No.21516255]

>>21514901
kek

[Anonymous No.21516292]

>>21515779
doesn't like like harry at all, besides the gingerness

[Anonymous No.21516325]

>>21515157
>>21515161
Sounds genuinely simple in such a way that he's kind of endearing.

[Anonymous No.21516328]

>>21514928
LITERALLY ME
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[Anonymous No.21516350]

>>21515104
Same. I only have sisters but when I was a kid I wanted a playmate, someone who had the same interests as me. When I grew up I forgot all about it but sometimes I wonder, how would my life be if I had a brother?

[Anonymous No.21516376]

[Anonymous No.21516400]

>>21514858
Get this man an umbrella

[Anonymous No.21516404]

wtf I love Meghan now

[Anonymous No.21516414]

What would Freud say about this passage?

[Anonymous No.21516427]

>>21514928
The hilarious thing is that this has great historical value. In 100 years it will be seen in a similar fashion like "The Twelve Caesars" as it exposes a past ruler through gossip which we can't very whether it's true or not but it remains interesting nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.21516432]

>>21514928
This managed to make me feel sorry for a king. British boarding schools always sound like hell on earth.

[Anonymous No.21516444]

>>21514993
They do more than what people assume. For instance, the prime ministers used to consult the queen for advice which given her age and wisdom, it was very much appreciated. I assume Charles has plenty of advice to provide given that he has been groomed for the position for several decades.

[Anonymous No.21516453]

>>21514891
His wife gave him a personal victimization complex and it’s hilarious. Now he’s convinced he’s was just a backup in case his brother died, and that nobody ever loved him. He’s pathetic

[Anonymous No.21516454]

>>21516376
kek

[Anonymous No.21516456]

>>21514928
i can't believe i'm actually feeling for the King of england

[Anonymous No.21516457]

>>21514928
>be royalty
>be bullied mercilessly because you’re a giant bitch
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with this bloodline? You’re fucking royalty, smash your bully in the face with a kettle until they’re unrecognizable, consequences are for the peasants.

[Anonymous No.21516467]

>>21516457
Well apparently he was carrying around a teddy bear so that doesn’t seem like it’s in his nature, does it?

[Anonymous No.21516475]

>>21514928
the british king is just like me

[Anonymous No.21516486]

>>21516475

[Anonymous No.21516498]

>>21516475
>And she gets off the ship, and he rushes up to her, and she kind of shoves him aside.

[Anonymous No.21516520]

>>21516475
Honestly a shame I wasn’t around or privileged enough to interact with and befriend this meek child. I could have manipulated this little shit and secretly run England like a Jew in the shadows

[Anonymous No.21516532]

>>21516498
>>21516475
Found the news reel. Skip to half-way through to see Charles' trauma. Pretty interesting the consequences of such a small thing can have to a child:

https://youtu.be/j3WHnMi3TJk

[Anonymous No.21516535]

>>21516520
They're all circumcised. They are Jews themselves.

[Anonymous No.21516546]

>>21516532
why didn't she just hold the boy's hand? cold hard bitch

[Anonymous No.21516548]

>>21516535
Are they really? If so, how come? I thought only burgers mutilated their kids

[Anonymous No.21516556]

>>21516548
Harry mentions it in the book. Both brothers are cut. Diana protested but Charles insisted. It must be because of some kind of royal tradition or Charles' weird beliefs.

[Anonymous No.21516567]

>>21514984
I have 3 older brothers, we are immensely loyal to each other and the worst thing you can do is betray each other, but at the same time i don't think we have ever expressed anything nice between us. The closest thing to intimacy is riffing on each other, opposed to mercilessly destroying each other's self confidence which normally happened. At the same time we come from divorced parents, both highly educated but unhappy.

[Anonymous No.21516576]

>>21514984
I have two. I hate them both. They made my childhood miserable to amuse themselves.

[Anonymous No.21516581]

>>21516556
>but Charles insisted
So it's really all about passing trauma on. Satanic.

[Anonymous No.21516585]

>>21514928
He’s no Henry IV or Henry V desu.

[Anonymous No.21516596]

>>21514928
Pa didn‘t deserve a better companion than Teddy; Teddy deserved a better companion than Pa

[Anonymous No.21516601]

Important to note that Harry didn't write this. It was ghostwritten by the same guy who wrote andrew agassi's autobiography.

[Anonymous No.21516607]

>>21516601
So he's specifically making Harry come across as a moron, or is that Harry's direction?

[Anonymous No.21516608]

>>21514984
i have 2 brothers, both way older than me but i'm quite close to both, they're both brothers and best friends, i'm quite blessed in that regard

[Anonymous No.21516616]

>>21514984
I have an older brother who is four years older than me. When we were younger, we didn't really get along, but that all changed once we were in our teens, and since then we've been like good friends. Your relationship with your brother often depends on the age difference, desu.

[Anonymous No.21516654]

>>21515161
>Again!
bruh how old is he

[Anonymous No.21516662]

>>21516556
royal family gets cut by the mohel of london. it was a trend among the upper class in early 20th century to circumcise because jewish doctors convinced them it was a hygienic necessity. not sure when it started but it must have been recent because all the hemophiliacs in the family would have been discovered earlier.
see https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/2158244013508960

[Anonymous No.21516663]

>>21516432
My experience was fun, as was the other anon's in the last thread.
>>21516607
He's objectively a moron. He got a B and a D in his A-Levels for god's sake.

[Anonymous No.21516667]

>>21514984
For me like another best friend but being more in tune with him.
I have a brother, 7 years older than me and I love him. It's great, in my case he i very similar to me and he is a great man to talk to and we can do all kinds of things.
We have always been good brothers. Rivals as well, but that wasn't defining or affecting our relationship. When I was a kid and teenager I had always wished that he had been closer to my age so that we would have grown up doing far more stuff together. I always thought that we would do great stuff, adventures and building startups and such, together later in life.
However he married the wrong woman, ironically there are some parallels to Meghan Markle. So I don't have high hopes for our future beyond brief visits.

>>21516616
>Your relationship with your brother often depends on the age difference, desu.
I think the relationship with the parents or rather how the parents are treating and raising them is the most important factor. Based on my (extended) family and friends.

[Anonymous No.21516669]

>>21516581
retard

[Anonymous No.21516674]

>>21516669
sup, Shlomo

[Anonymous No.21516678]

>>21516667
My oldest brother is 7 years older. Even though I'm the youngest, he has a weird habit of copying whatever I do, and then trying to one up me at it. It's pathetic. Siblings are a horrific hindrance.

[Anonymous No.21516682]

>>21516674
>nepotism is responsible for all my faults
when you're circumcised, every problem is a jew

[Anonymous No.21516697]

>>21514932

Why does Kate Middleton have such a huge face?

[Anonymous No.21516704]

>>21515900
Still a whore, Canadian.

[Anonymous No.21516705]

>>21516704
not a leaf + primary school children know the royal family killed diana, nearly got whiplash when I heard them say it

[Anonymous No.21516726]

>>21514799
yep , one of the things i hate about my baldness is that im losing the one part of my body i think comes from my mother , her beautiful hair locks and now at 25 i resemble more to my 55 year old father to whom i have some really intense feelings . Going bald is way tougher than i would expect , honestly i would prefer to have maybe lost one leg below knee level .I dont know ...

[Anonymous No.21516727]

>>21516548
Because of william and mary's "glorious revolution" bankrolled by generous amsterdam merchants.

Bonny prince charlie was the true line.

[Anonymous No.21516732]

>>21516705
Call me a wacko but I subscribe to the idea that they faked her death and gave her a new identity.

[Anonymous No.21516742]

>>21516414
Textbook case of Oedipal complex. He also sees Diana as a god. Random coincidences are all signs of D---a's divine presence.

[Anonymous No.21516760]

Having seen his writing how do you feel they reflect his school grades?

https://www.royal.uk/prince-harry-receives-his-level-results
>Published 15 August 2003

>Prince Harry achieved two A level passes and is now able to continue to pursue his ambition of a career in the Army. His results were Art - B, Geography - D.

>The Prince of Wales is delighted with his son’s achievement: “I am very proud of Harry. He has worked hard for these examinations and I am very pleased with today’s results.”

>Prince Harry is currently making plans for his gap year, further details of which will be made available next month.

[Anonymous No.21516764]

>>21516667
>3 boys 6 girls
fucking grim

[Anonymous No.21516766]

>>21516567
>>21516576
>>21516678
>>21516616
>>21516608
>>21516667
Is everyone here a younger brother? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

[Anonymous No.21516769]

>>21516760
who the fuck sucks at geography? literally one of the easiest subjects.

[Anonymous No.21516774]

>>21516766
Yes I'm a fag.

>>21516760
More embarrassingly, he received state of the art education. He had the best teachers, the best schooling, the best tutors. It's remarkable how much can be pissed up the wall.

[Anonymous No.21516775]

>>21516766
kek my cousin has three boys and the youngest is indeed a faggot

[Anonymous No.21516778]

>>21516760
His GCSEs are only listed that he actually got them, not what they were.

[Anonymous No.21516779]

>/lit/ claims to be true consumers of high brow books
>Most popular thread is celeb gossip trash book made by a Prince that never HAD to work a day in his life

Truly this is the most advanced place for literature discussion on the internet.

[Anonymous No.21516784]

>>21516766
Does this apply the other way around? The more older sisters, the more straight you are.

[Anonymous No.21516787]

>>21515774
The Japanese emperor was reportedly savagely bullied at school.

[Anonymous No.21516792]

>>21516784
The more older sisters the greaer the likelihood that you were forced against your will to wear a dress and makeup. The more older brothers the greater the likelihood it was voluntary.

[Anonymous No.21516793]

>>21516764
girls are so much easier to raise to be fair. they always do as they are told and grow up faster (assuming 2 parent household).

[Anonymous No.21516795]

>>21516779
We are beyond our time. This little bio will be history in the future. Royal things are inherently /lit/.

[Anonymous No.21516804]

>>21516769
I did, because it was painfully boring. That's a motivation (and probably undiagnosed ADHD, in retrospect) problem though.

[Anonymous No.21516809]

>>21514984
Dostoevsky describes it well

[Anonymous No.21516811]

>>21516784
you could have 10 older sisters and you would still be peak straight if you were the first male (miscarriages and abortions count as siblings too).

[Anonymous No.21516816]

>>21516779
I've never visited or posted on /lit/ until this week

[Anonymous No.21516824]

>>21514984

My brother has been trying to drive me to suicide for years. Pussy.

[Anonymous No.21516868]

>>21516779
Lighten up, the book is hilarious

[Anonymous No.21516889]

Hey guys what's next on Oprah's book club for you to read?

Fuckin' pathetic.

[Anonymous No.21516893]

>>21516889
>Hey guys what's next on Oprah's book club for you to read?
Cormac McCarthy

[Anonymous No.21516899]

Sometimes, a book is good and I enjoy reading it, but then, I get a bonus multiplier of people getting mad because I read it. It's like the cherry on top. I get happier, and other people become miserabler.

[Anonymous No.21516918]

>>21516556
>Harry mentions it in the book. Both brothers are cut.
That explains a lot.

>>21516662
>it was a trend
It was sold as a discipline thing; preventing masturbation, to repress a childs normal sexuality and turn them into a basketcase. The layers of mormon underpants are the same idea.

[Anonymous No.21516928]

>>21516899
who's that qt?

[Anonymous No.21516941]

>>21514845
WTF, the dude is barely older than I am.

[Anonymous No.21516957]

[Anonymous No.21516968]

>>21516957
>t. Willy the Bald

[Anonymous No.21516974]

>>21514881
>Shakespeare needs a translator
fucking midwits, I swear

[Anonymous No.21516977]

>>21516941
Knew a guy whose hair started falling at 15-16. Luck of the draw, lol.

[Anonymous No.21516988]

>>21516957
the only people I have seen seethe about harry so openly are ancient chinese ancestor worship tier about the british monarchy

[Anonymous No.21517031]

>>21516779
Cry more you resentful faggot, as if working was the most important thing in the world. Keep wagecucking, he is the ultimate NEET, collecting good boy points.
His books an autobiography of a Milfhunter. not a novel. It's beyond the the whole high-low brow thing and the antithesis to celeb gossip trash book.
Plus he did have to earn his place in the army in the training.

[Anonymous No.21517062]

>>21516414
>>21515376
>oh no someone from the press may write about THAT
>when I specifically wanted to leave it for my AUTOBIOGRAPHY
>no way the tabloids would make the connection to my mom's lipstick to capture the incident in its whole depth

[Anonymous No.21517075]

>>21514928
The feels are kicking in

[Anonymous No.21517087]

>>21514928
Is the bossy ambitious American woman the representation of the missing phallus he couldn't receive from his incompetent father? Do these type of men go for this kind of woman, as a general rule?

[Anonymous No.21517095]

>>21515258
yes but by humiliating and bringing down the outdated institution of the british monarchy he is doing the world a favor. he deserves a nobel prize for his service to humanity

[Anonymous No.21517099]

>>21515161
>Harry being a fucking immature asshole who pressured a guy on his night off to do the Batman voice for the billionth time
This shouldn't be funny but it is

[Anonymous No.21517123]

how do I get a mulatta gf?

[Anonymous No.21517131]

>>21516893
holy based

[Anonymous No.21517136]

>>21517075
He may actually make his father more popular by extracting some pity out of people. Himself on the contrary, even bigger douchebag than everyone assumed. Had he actually hoped to gain some sympathy from this? Most of these excerpts are him acting like an asshole or a manchild.

[Anonymous No.21517144]

>>21515161
Wtf is this retarded shit
Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.21517167]

>>21517123
Genetically Harry's kid is going to mog his cousins. About his character, I'm not sure. His cousins family seems more traditionalist and balanced but look what effect this had on their grandpa

[Anonymous No.21517216]

>>21517136
>Had he actually hoped to gain some sympathy from this?
The best interpretation you can make of Harry is that he's a trust fund baby getting manipulated by his Becky Sharp-tier wife into trying to win back people's love and affection. On the other hand, the worst interpretation one can gather from this is he's an irredeemable cunt whose narcissism drives every decision he makes and is intent at destroying any good will towards his family and the people around him. SPARE has done nothing but look everybody else in his family look good except himself and his wife.

[Anonymous No.21517220]

>>21514984
How close you are depends on how your personalities interact but in a normal family you will have a loyalty to each other regardless of how close you are.

My brother and I have gone through periods of being very close, then periods where we didn't even talk, and now we live very far from each other but still talk fairly regularly.

[Anonymous No.21517222]

>>21517216
It makes William look like an asshole, as well.

[Anonymous No.21517228]

>>21517222
No it doesn't Harry.

[Anonymous No.21517236]

>>21517228
It kind of does, Kate.

[Anonymous No.21517237]

>>21517236
You're in denial Meghan

[Anonymous No.21517246]

>>21517236
Is the whole family here? Hi, Teddy!

[Anonymous No.21517253]

>>21514881
Imagine being a native english speaker of Royal bloodline and still being filtered by Shakespeare.

[Anonymous No.21517260]

>>21517253
Probably an idea of the ghostwriter to make Harry seem more "le simple and down to earth"

[Anonymous No.21517270]

>>21517253
As an ESL that can't retain any vocabulary despite being online for hours every day this made me feel good about myself

[Anonymous No.21517276]

>>21517270
Screens are not good for retention. Read real books, kid.

[Anonymous No.21517289]

>>21517253
Not everyone is a try hard /lit/ist

[Anonymous No.21517293]

>>21517289
>reading the most famous English author of all time is le tryhard
reddit moment

[Anonymous No.21517297]

>>21517293
>>reading the most famous English author of all time is le tryhard
>OMG HE IS FAMOUS XDDDDD
Zoomer moment. Go donate to an eceleb.

[Anonymous No.21517313]

>>21516769
They didn't even bother teaching us one of the units at A level so everyone in the class practically failed one paper apart from an autist who studied it himelf. I still got a c lol.

[Anonymous No.21517325]

>>21517297
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MENTION SHAKEPEARE IS FAMOUS, ALSO FAME WAS NOT A THING BEFORE ZOOMIES
Why do plebs hate Shakespeare so much?

[Anonymous No.21517326]

>>21517289
>>21517253
i keep telling people that higher education in basic literacy does not exist in the english speaking west, people really have trouble believing it.

the diabolically clever class conspiracy is a powerful comfort blanket, i guess.

[Anonymous No.21517334]

>>21517325
plebs don't, plebs pretend it's genuis. that's the true pleb, you.... penniless credit cardster you, with your overpriced gym shoes, you.

[Anonymous No.21517353]

>>21517334
>Joyce was a pleb
>Nabokov was a pleb
>every great writer who admired Shakespeare was a pleb
You were filtered hard, weren't you? Just come clean, it's an anonymous forum.

[Anonymous No.21517366]

>>21517353
>You were filtered
holy jeus

I mean.. shakespeare is basic english lit, I can't comprehend the mind of a person who remains enamored with it and discovers nothing else; it's like still watching the teletubbies and actually bragging about it, insisting that other people are just too dumb to "get it" lol

"filtered" ... x fucking d

[Anonymous No.21517369]

>>21517366
huh?

[Anonymous No.21517376]

>>21517369
>low iq troll pretending to have an opinion only to respond with a "huh"

[Anonymous No.21517383]

>>21517366
You were saying it was "try hard", now you're saying it's "basic". You have gone through the entire cycle of cope. I feel through your writing a frustrated person.

[Anonymous No.21517388]

>>21517383
>I like to believe you're angry because it makes me feel good
when you're a hammer

[Anonymous No.21517417]

>>21517383
>You were saying it was "try hard", now you're saying it's "basic". Y
*i* was? there's million people on this site u dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.21517420]

>>21514984

I love my brother, three years older. The major fly in the ointment is that you are both in competition for the greatest treasure of all; the love and affection of your parents. Your brother's success is always, in a very slight way, your failure and loss. If your brother has something and you don't, you are beneath him. As long as the balance remains equal, the relationship works wonderfully.

[Anonymous No.21517425]

>>21517388
>>21517417
Two plebs who were filtered by Shakespeare in different ways. A match made in Heaven.

[Anonymous No.21517446]

>>21516453
She probably talks into his ear all day. What a hell of a life.

[Anonymous No.21517478]

>>21516766
I'm the older brother out of three and my parents always assumed I was a fag until I finally snapped at them in my early 20s. This all stemmed from the fact that I was quiet and bad at sports (my dad) and didn't like to talk about girls and (later) my sex life (my mom). The other two were favored because they were the polar opposite of me. I don't like to blame others for personal issues but it still baffles me how much of an effect that kind of upbringing had on me as a kid and young adult.

[Anonymous No.21517487]

>>21517478

t. closet homo

[Anonymous No.21517494]

>>21517123
I love swarthy girls but Meghan (cunt personality aside) never did anything for me. I can't put my finger on what it is, I wish I was better at phrenology.

[Anonymous No.21517504]

>>21517326
leaky anus

[Anonymous No.21517514]

>>21517420
My parents neglected me in favor of my brother to a ridiculous degree. They also tried to gaslight me into thinking it didn’t happen and if the situation made it impossible to do so they defaulted to blaming the situation on me. I’m not talking about the “they didn’t gave me enough attention” complaint some siblings have, I’m talking about some real harry potter shit. He used to steal everything from me, even food, and if I ever complained or did something back I would get punished or shouted at. To this day, if you go into my parents bedroom you’ll see multiple pictures of them with my brother at not one of me. I spent a year catatonic and suicidal after graduating high-school and they just left me languish.
The whole thing is even more ridiculous because nowadays I’m the one who cares for them. I rushed my father to the hospital multiple times and spent the night with him there more than once. Meanwhile my brother didn’t bother visiting him after he had a major surgery and left my mom alone at home with a fever that had been going on for two days because he had a date. All this and I still have no doubt they favor him and always will. He has the habit of entering a room and talking over me when I’m chatting with either of them and every time they’ll immediately start ignoring me and paying attention to what he’s saying.
I don’t even resent my parents, but that’s only because I put all the shit I went through in a box and throw it in the basement of my mind.

[Anonymous No.21517532]

>>21517326
the rich are uncultured swine and aristocracy died long time ago, yea.

[Anonymous No.21517550]

>>21514928
Harry should be in the fucking ground. Unironically I am not even British.

[Anonymous No.21517559]

>>21517550
And deprive us of this kino inside stories? No way.

[Anonymous No.21517574]

>>21517559
I dunno man, I think I've had enough.

[Anonymous No.21517580]

>>21517574
Come on, Willy. Just use minox, mate.

[Anonymous No.21517623]

>>21517514
It wasn't to as an extreme a degree with me but I empathize. Parents raised me with "muh bootstraps, always be a goody two-shoes to everyone you meet" and my younger brother with constant pampering and "never take shit from anyone, you deserve the world".
There's no point in holding resentment, but also no point in deluding yourself that they were "just trying their best". Parents overtly favoring one child is sick, but it does happen.

[Anonymous No.21517646]

>>21517580
My hairline is in bad shape but I'm scared to get back on Minox because the Ray Peat Forum said that it's a vasodilator

[Anonymous No.21517650]

>>21517646
>vasodilator
meaning what exactly?
>Endogenous substances and drugs that cause vasodilation are termed vasodilators. Such vasoactivity is necessary for homeostasis (keeping the body running normally).
isn't that good?

[Anonymous No.21517673]

>>21515258
You had loving parents and it shows.

[Anonymous No.21517676]

>>21515381
With their iron clad plan of getting a chauffer mildly drunk?

[Anonymous No.21517702]

>>21517646
Start taking K2+D3 immediately. I take about 5 capsules a day. Stopped shedding within about a week. It's been a godsend. It won't reverse genetic balding, but it'll certainly slow it down.

[Anonymous No.21517709]

>>21516918
>It was sold as a discipline thing; preventing masturbation
Idk what these people were smoking. Every Jew is circumcised and they are far more perverted than average.

[Anonymous No.21517724]

>>21517494
too plastic for me. the nose job throws me off.

[Anonymous No.21517735]

>>21517709
I think the stereotypical neuroticism of the Jews is due to circumcision and the effects is has on them.

[Anonymous No.21517738]

>>21514997
Didnt he lose his titles?

[Anonymous No.21517744]

My brother and I got along pretty well as little kids, occasionally having fights like any normal brothers but generally getting along. I wasn't much of a bully like some older brothers are. We were both obsessed with the Matrix and other similar action movies. Unfortunately, as we got older our relationship deteriorated and I mostly blame this on my parents.

There were two events that happened around the same time, probably when I was 10 and he was 8 or 9.

The first happened while play-fighting. My brother tried to do a high-kick and I grabbed his leg and flipped him and he landed on his head, getting a concussion. My father became enraged, telling me that my younger brother would now be a retard and it was my fault. We took my younger brother to hospital and I had to sit in the waiting room of the emergency room thinking I had turned my brother into a retard as my parents went in with my brother to get him checked out. I remember the doctor coming out and telling me in front of my family that I shouldn't be so rough with my brother and I sat there in shame.

The second was just like the first. We were play-fighting on my parent's bed and somehow my brother fell onto the footboard and cracked a rib. Dad goes mad again, not realizing that he's just cracked a rib. I'm told that my brother is going to die, that I'm a horrible brother, etc. My parents take him to hospital and I get left at home.

Both of those situations were just normal brothers play-fighting and unfortunately my brother got hurt but there was never any ill intent on my part, but my parents created the narrative that my brother was a victim and I was a bully. As he got older, he started to become a very angry child and several times he randomly attacked me in ways that could have actually killed me if we hadn't been so lucky. Whenever this happened my parents would always say the same bullshit - that I had been very mean to my brother when we were younger and that was why he acted like this. He was somehow still the victim. No attempt was made to ever punish him.

In general my parents did a good job of raising us but I don't understand why they couldn't see that I never did anything to purposely hurt my brother like that and why they created the narrative of me being a bad brother. To this day it still has a negative effect on our relationship and I don't feel like my brother really cares about me. They fostered resentment in him towards me.

[Anonymous No.21517759]

>>21514881
>Calls book simple and says it's simple vernacular
>Doesn't understand that the one character is retarded
>Compares himself and his brother to the two men in the books
He cannot be this thick...

[Anonymous No.21517763]

>>21514984
I have 4 brothers, one being my identical twin. We fought a fair bit when we were younger. Nowadays, after all being put through the adulthood ringer, we get along a lot better. There's undertone of rivalry in the sense that you have 4 guys to compare yourself to and who you feel others compare yourself to, especially my twin. Overall though, there's a very deep comradery and trust which I've never felt with any other friend.

[Anonymous No.21517834]

>>21515900
Nah that bitch found out about saville. They didn't kill her over landmines. Come on now.

[Anonymous No.21517844]

>>21517759
It's probably the ghostwriter having a laugh at the expense of the royals. I know I would do it.

[Anonymous No.21517848]

>>21514799
>his alarming baldness more advanced than my own
But not for very much longer

[Anonymous No.21517894]

>>21514799
Does Harry have any passages about his uncles? I want to see him talk about Prince Andrew

[Anonymous No.21517901]

>>21517763
>my identical twin
Now that's interesting. What's it like having a twin?

[Anonymous No.21518102]

>>21517623
>but also no point in deluding yourself that they were "just trying their best".
Thanks for the words, sometimes I do that. It’s hard not feeling that others are justified for treating you like shit when you’ve been conditioned your whole life to think so.

[Anonymous No.21518132]

Poor Harry. He's right when he says he grew up in a kind of Truman Show. He's always been a rebel but never allowed to really experience real life. Princess Margaret was similar. She was the Queen's little sister, cynical about royalty while being trapped within it.
Imagine if your whole life was controlled by someone else, no matter how "privileged".
Perhaps he is lucky to have escaped but his adjustment to the "real world" (as artificially Hollywood it may be) is wrenching.

[Anonymous No.21518195]

>>21516189
Reddit advice.

[Anonymous No.21518645]

[Anonymous No.21518653]

[Anonymous No.21518659]

>>21518653
Oops

[Anonymous No.21518708]

>>21514984
Depends of age gap, like being friends or friendly with an older/younger student. I love my brother, we aren't as close as we are with our friends/best friends, however I would give my life for him.
It's really weird, I love my mom, easily the person I love the most in the world however if I had to chose between her life or my brother's I would save my big bro, and it isn't because she's old now this is something I've thought as long as I can remember.

This is something I've reflected about previously the love for a sibling is weird, it's not as deep as love for others but I value his life above everyone else, must be something genetic.

[Anonymous No.21518756]

>>21517901
Well I've never known anything else so it's hard to compare but I guess most people don't get constantly confused with someone else. Like new people in our joint friend group will have conversations and experiences with one of us but not be entirely sure which one so the "twin" in their mind is probably an amalgamation of us both. It also hurts a little that even extended family like grandparents and aunts and uncles can't tell us apart, even now at the age of 25. Additionally, siblings are often compared to each but identical twins, with the same genetic make up, get compared so much more. Which of use is more successful, socially competent, confident, awkward etc. It can be exhausting. On the positive side, having someone who you have everything but name and soul in common with means that you understand each other on a level that I don't think many people can claim to understand anyone in their life.

[Anonymous No.21518805]

>>21516766
wtf I wanna suck cock now?

[Anonymous No.21518858]

>>21517744
It's your fault for dropping him on his head and making him into an angry retard.

[Anonymous No.21518864]

>>21514881
>So true.

[Anonymous No.21518875]

>>21516766
That's still a pretty low odds predictor. You would need several older brothers. I thought sexuality was something to do with endocrine mix in the womb.
I am the older brother of one younger brother by a few years and he isn't gay but I am.
On that brotherly love thing: we have totally different personalities so I guess imagine what that's like between friends or necessary acquaintances with different personalities. It's not like a magic bond or something. I think sibling emotional/ psychological issues is pretty normal though.

[Anonymous No.21518888]

>>21516918
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/circumcision-by-country

[Anonymous No.21518923]

>>21517735
Clopper might agree
https://vimeo.com/316275787

[Anonymous No.21518944]

>>21515060
>>21515157
>>21515161
>bri'ish prince is best comedy writer of all time.
Its not fair bros...

[Anonymous No.21518990]

>>21514928
Kek. Sounds like the same bullying that CS Lewis got. He said he preferred being in war to being in boarding school because at least in war everyone acknowledges that they're in a shitty situation.

[Anonymous No.21519019]

>>21514984
In my case we were close as kids, started arguing more and drifting away in our teens, and now as adults we're more open to each other and readily help each other out but that initial distance has opened a gap which can't be closed. We look like twins but we couldn't be any more different personality-wise and in terms of life priorities, those differences surfaced in our teens and we couldn't handle it and spent a long time being disgusted with each other.

We've both gotten more mature now and realized we can still maintain a fruitful relationship with each other and while we will never be two peas in a pod like when we were kids, there is an unshakable bond of loyalty that we share with each other and despite our differences, we can both feel that there's something kindred in our bones. That loyalty aspect is similar to what other anons are mentioning, and its what I imagine a relationship with a wife would be like.

[Anonymous No.21519057]

>>21516532
Ah damn, what a cunt. How could you do that to your own kid.

[Anonymous No.21519074]

>>21516532
Are trains called “ships” in England?

[Anonymous No.21519078]

>>21517420
Kek I’m the only son with two sisters and no matter what I do my parents always treat me well. My sisters get asshurt and call me the golden child.
What they don’t realize is that I spend hours every day with our parents, talking to them and hanging out. Meanwhile my sisters give my parents a call maybe once a week for 10 mins, more often if they need something.

[Anonymous No.21519081]

>>21514984
Joyce said that a brother was as forgettable as an old umbrella

[Anonymous No.21519087]

>>21519081
On a rainy day?

[Anonymous No.21519117]

>>21519074
No, either the quote is confused or that is he wrong event.
If it is the right event then it calls doubt on the legitimacy of the man describing it.

[Anonymous No.21519153]

>>21517216
Pretty much every way to read the situation lends itself to the former. He's a midwit with mommy issues, so of course the American bitch with a chip on her shoulder would get him around her finger. Sad thing is it happens to a lot of guys every day. They seem normal enough, and then bam, whipped.

[Anonymous No.21519164]

>>21516760
>>21516774
It's like £40-45k/year at Eton right now, I remember reading they were advised not to send him there because Harry was too stupid for it and would have a bad time but they did anyway

[Anonymous No.21519180]

>>21518195
truly

[Anonymous No.21519181]

>>21515774
Bullying builds character. Teaches u not to be a faggot pussy and stand up for urself.

[Anonymous No.21519219]

>>21515161
Wait the fuck a minute. Is this guy fucking describing Steve Blum?!

[Anonymous No.21519263]

>>21518645
That's a pretty big dong, no?

[Anonymous No.21519295]

Does someone have it on pdf? post it here fag dont be greedy

[Anonymous No.21519364]

>>21519164
> remember reading they were advised not to send him there because Harry was too stupid for it and would have a bad time
Source for that?

[Anonymous No.21519382]

>>21514942
William evolved into Ozymandias.

[Anonymous No.21519611]

>>21515376
So tell me lads, this one is fake, right?

[Anonymous No.21519616]

>>21519611
Nevermind, just saw the picture of the books a couple of posts below.

[Anonymous No.21519620]

>>21519611
https://twitter.com/ElizabethArden/status/1612494553180737553

[Anonymous No.21519625]

>>21519164
I agree with >>21519364
It sounds like a good chuckle. Imagine both being the ginger and the retard of the family.

[Anonymous No.21519660]

>>21514872
>If they were hot or at least not balding there would be so many women writing gay fanfics about them rn.
I unironically think Harry secretly wishes William had some sexual feelings for him. He seems to want his brother to depend on him in some (or any) way.

[Anonymous No.21519726]

>>21517253
shakespeare is beautiful but you are lying if you say you understood all of it the first time. sure 80% is normal but a lot of the nuance requires explanation

its sad in a way, as the languages evolve we will lose the ability to understand its beauty. soon it will simply be the stories and the prose will be jumbled to fuck like the Iliad is today with all the translations

[Anonymous No.21519758]

>>21516774
>he received state of the art education
you can lead a horse to water but cant make it drink

[Anonymous No.21519759]

>>21519726
It's about the stories anyways. The prose is nice but it's not what matters. Don't pretend you never read translations anyways.

[Anonymous No.21519761]

>>21517494
she has the BPD girl look

[Anonymous No.21519764]

>>21519759
acknowledging we have read a translation is not the same as acknowledging we are not getting the full picture via a game of translation telephone

[Anonymous No.21519774]

>>21517744
its more likely anon you were just a retarded kid who didnt have great hand eye coordination so actually did fuck up your brother but you didnt realise it so you think it was just freak accidents

i mean one time is bad enough but two pretty serious injuries? idk man pretty sus. if i was your parent id think and act the same, i mean what are they meant to do, pretend everythings fine until you inevitably do something else to him?

[Anonymous No.21519777]

>>21519759
>The prose is nice but it's not what matters
Wrong. If the stories were so important, each and every single one of its derivatives and direct transpositions would be just as good as the original, even AAVE adaptations, Nigerian pidgin, etc. In fact, if the stories were all that mattered, wouldn't you be incredibly bored and desensitized to Shakespeare by the time you actually get around to reading him? It's impossible to grow up in the West without coming into contact with Shakespeare in some form or another.

The prose is the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.21519811]

[Anonymous No.21519814]

>>21519726
>Shakespeare
>Iliad
>the prose
lol

[Anonymous No.21519903]

>>21519759
I have never read a Shakespeare translation, but I am not ESL. Student editions have footnotes for unfamiliar or outdated vocabulary. It's not an issue for anyone literate, have higher expectations of yourself.

[Anonymous No.21519913]

>>21514799
>his fading resemblance to mummy which was fading
So that's why he's the spare...

[Anonymous No.21519925]

>>21515900
>Yes it does
>Still his mom
NPC soijak moment and no argument.

[Anonymous No.21520018]

>>21519811
is that the actual cover? why did they mirror his face? was it on purpose?

[Anonymous No.21520124]

>his fading resemblance to mummy which was fading
Excellent display of writing

[Anonymous No.21520129]

>>21519913
>>21520124
Damn you beat me to it Anon. I posted without reading the 3 most recent posts.

[Anonymous No.21520133]

>>21516414
Obvious paid product placement. Also I don't believe for a moment it would be so difficult for him to get a doctor. Why do these spoiled assholes feel the need to make this shit up?

[Anonymous No.21520162]

>>21520124
Did they actually manage to get world famous Chicagoan author, Gardner, to write this?

[Anonymous No.21520233]

>>21514928
waugh-pilled

[Anonymous No.21520297]

>>21519759
Yea but translations from other languages. If you read translations from your own language you’re a retard.

[Anonymous No.21520340]

>>21514858
Their fucking 74 year old father has more hair than them wtf

[Anonymous No.21520357]

>>21518888
>South Korea
lol

[Anonymous No.21520360]

>>21516189
Anon, only one who ultimately cares about your baldness is you.

[Anonymous No.21520374]

>>21518132
Too bad Tommy boy wasn't there to sort them out
>Be Sir Lascelles
>knows Margaret was a young, giggling, airheaded bint
>roll your eyes when she declares she's in true love with Townsend
>kick his ass to Belgium for 2 years
>Margaret cries her love is gone
>suddenly meets other men and dates them
>suddenly realises she'd have to trade in her royal cash and castles for a tiny cottage on an officer's pension
>"true love" dries up like a flash in a pan
>quietly slip her a speech to save face about how she's being a good Christian by not marrying a divorced man
>go about your day as the only sane person in Buckingham

[Anonymous No.21520386]

>>21519759
If prose doesn't matter, Shakespeare would basically be OC fanfiction level
>2 people from opposing clans meet each other and through a misunderstanding, both die

[Anonymous No.21520461]

>>21518888
All the problem areas, as usual. How many men, globally, does that account for? I have to wonder how many men are essentially reduced to performing anal dipping on the vagina for lacking the connective tissue to form a proper seal during sex.

In the case of half of those listed countries the men didn't have much there to begin with.

[Anonymous No.21520466]

>>21517709
they were big buyers of olive oil back in the day.

[Anonymous No.21520474]

>>21519382
The irony is it was this guy who forced the libyan rebels to have their penises mutilated as a punishment and thus invented the first technical jew. I don't think anyone would've guessed that spite and shame would have the descendants of those bandits doing it to their children for near 3,000 years.

aegyptus invicta, i guess.

[Anonymous No.21520476]

>>21516453
>Now he’s convinced he’s was just a backup in case his brother died
I it's kinda true, but at the same time so what lmao nigga was born into unbelievable levels of privilege and wealth

[Anonymous No.21520484]

>>21514928
What a fucking faggot lol. I went to Gordonstoun and I didn't hit puberty until I was 16, so I was a scrawny little twig too. It's not a military camp, it's just a school with rich kids.

[Anonymous No.21520488]

>>21514928
>Tells the entire planet about his dad's childhood traumas and insecurities
What the fuck is this guy smoking bahaha what a lunatic

[Anonymous No.21520504]

>>21516432
They're just like any school, except you live there. The victims of bullies would be bullied in any environment. People overhype everything about boarding schools desu.
I have no sympathy for a fucking PRINCE though, man is supposed to be the Commander in Chief of the army, he better man up lmao

[Anonymous No.21520517]

>>21516532
Typical Presbyterian Scottish style parenting desu
>t. Canadian whose grandfather was a dour stonefaced Highlander who never hugged his children

[Anonymous No.21520556]

>>21520484
>>21520504
It was obviously much different in the 50's in the SCUM days... still I find this odd myself; if you're a Prince of a reigning sovereign then surely you have unofficial guards hanging out with you 24/7, it would take some coordinated influence to actually remove those people and ensure that the Prince is treated harshly to "build his character / make him a psychopath", but I don't thin it worked in Charlies case. Whatever people may say or think about him I think he's fairly well-adjusted, as about as much as you can be having to deal with the plebs and the press all the time.

[Anonymous No.21520582]

>>21520556
>Well adjusted
>Has a teddy bear that he carries with him around the world
>Almost 80 years old
>His sons call their dead mom "Mummy" and act infantile
>He is still bothered by school fucking 50 years ago
What the fuck do you think a well-balanced breakfast looks like? 3 entire loaves of bread and a sniff of cocaine?

[Anonymous No.21520727]

>>21517099
>Do it

[Anonymous No.21520773]

>>21515774
angloids

[Anonymous No.21520805]

>>21519181
Children aren't in a position to build anyone else's character

[Anonymous No.21520815]

>>21520805
>t.faggot pussy whos never been in a fight.

[Anonymous No.21520953]

>>21518132
What I've learnt from this is that royalty with fuck you money, illustrious lineage and dignified tradition are less capable of coping with composed loneliness than a 4chan autist such as myself. There's no excuse for this.

[Anonymous No.21520975]

>>21520815
So hypothetically if me and five of my buddies beat the shit out of you every day unprovoked that's called building up your character right? Just one scenario of many, of course. I bet you're a faggot pussy who's experience of "bullying" boils down to 1v1 banter and shoving between semi-civilised teen boys.

[Anonymous No.21520992]

>>21520975
>me and five of my buddies
oh daddy please yes

[Anonymous No.21521015]

>>21520484
>>21520504
You went there like half a century after Charles did, you absolute faggot. Back then teachers probably still used to beat the kids themselves.

>>21520582
>>He is still bothered by school fucking 50 years ago
Huh? Where did you get that part?

[Anonymous No.21521028]

>>21514881
>George and Lennie put me in mind of Willy and me.

He doesn't say which is George and which is Lennie. Nor does he clarify which is going to shoot the other in the back of the head.

[Anonymous No.21521033]

I blame the Norman Conquest.

[Anonymous No.21521034]

>>21520975
Yes it will quite honestly motivate kids to stand up for themselves and become stronger. Its even a proven fact the prussian school system even encouraged it. Maybe u should read about it. The only reason u believe that it doesnt build character is mostly because of modern day public education were students are punished for defending themselves from bullies, being expelled and such which is kinda stupid.

[Anonymous No.21521054]

>>21520992
Yeah it shows that you need a daddy, my fatherless friend.
>>21521034
Even your stupid conception of bullying presupposes a kind of gentleman's agreement and fair play. Trying to fight six guys at the same time is not called "standing up for yourself" - it's called being a suicidal retard. Bullies do not bully others out of a sense of honour and charity - they do so in order to take out their own emotional frustrations on someone else, and typically try to skew the odds in any way possible in order to rule out retaliation.

[Anonymous No.21521062]

>>21521054
>Yeah it shows that you need a daddy, my fatherless friend.
I only became fatherless this year :(

[Anonymous No.21521069]

>>21521054
>Even your stupid conception of bullying presupposes a kind of gentleman's agreement and fair play.
What the fuck are u even talking about u dumb nigger, you sound like some dumb college student who just had his first class in psykology. U literally didnt refute anything i just said.

[Anonymous No.21521077]

>>21521062
Did he leave to buy milk or for the other world?
>>21521069
Yes I did lol learn to read.

[Anonymous No.21521105]

>>21521077
>Did he leave to buy milk or for the other world?
other world :(

[Anonymous No.21521115]

>>21521054
>Trying to fight six guys at the same time is not called "standing up for yourself" - it's called being a suicidal retard.
meh anyone worth their salt can take six with a maim/kill ratio of 9/10.

That's really the problem in schools, you're not allowed to blind or cripple people. You're supposed to standing around squatting and twirling your fisties around. stupid waste of time.

[Anonymous No.21521117]

>>21514799
Is this what you're doing with your creative writing degree?

[Anonymous No.21521124]

>>21521054
>Bullies do not bully others out of a sense of honour and charity
I would disagree with this, I clearly remember as a child discussing with other children how we were picking on one kid to make him stand up for himself; even as we articulated this poorly it was clear that we were doing an ultimate good and that we all understood the aim and intention. To make the dork not a dork and welcome him into our pack.

[Anonymous No.21521127]

>>21521117
don't talk to the sandringham house damage control press coordinator.

[Anonymous No.21521134]

>>21515018
Charles isn't his father, plus he murdered his mother. Harry redemption arc as he kills all those bastards.

[Anonymous No.21521143]

>>21521105
My condolences anon. Don't worry though, the other world isn't a bad place.
>>21521115
Cool story, Hercules.
>>21521124
Well to give you one example that I am familiar with, in my high school there was this autistic kid who had no sense of appropriate boundaries and behaviour, so everyone hated him and he was bullied by people for no other reason than that. Neither the bullies nor the bullied benefitted morally from this. And this is one of the more "benign" cases I can list.

[Anonymous No.21521198]

>>21521143
>Cool story, Hercules.
Emperor Commodus could kill over thirty armed men by himself in the arena, trining for one hit maim/kill and onto the next in a fluid movement, not unlike the cinema of various high octane pictures, so I consider six the bare minimum for an untrained unarmed man.

.... but I am indeed Hercules.

>Well to give you one example
yes this is true, I remember being quite shocked to find that no sense existed at all in the bullying when I got older and saw the crazy evil things people were doing. But it wasn't that way when we were younger at all, I think it was a good pack impulse we had - completely naturally as well - until it was lectured out of us by the adults and then we had the other mindless thing to contend with, only by that point as individuals outside of our pack. insidious.

[Anonymous No.21521208]

>>21521143
>Neither the bullies nor the bullied benefitted morally from this.
also
At least two of my best friends began as "bullies" and we only became friends after I beat each of them up.

I really think the whole thing is misunderstood. What is a best friend anyway? People,it seems to me, have no friends at all today and consider any kind of abuse as "bullying".

[Anonymous No.21521223]

>>21521143
>My condolences anon. Don't worry though, the other world isn't a bad place.
this one is the bad place : D

[Anonymous No.21521239]

>>21516766
my mother had a spontaneous abortion and the fetus was a boy. i always wondered what having a younger brother would've been like (i have an older brother), but 2bh if he was going to be gay i think it's best that he died that way

[File name thread No.21521538]

>>21520018
>why did they mirror his face?

[Anonymous No.21521570]

>>21519726
The writing requiring a consistent bit of critical thinking to keep up with does NOT mean that you need a translator. It's not the easiest read for a school student but when you're the prince of fucking England you should probably have a good enough education to read with without a 'translator'

[Anonymous No.21521714]

>>21521124
>To make the dork not a dork and welcome him into our pack.
Look at this little dictator of conformism. Lovely.

[Anonymous No.21521744]

>>21521714
well he was a dork because he wouldn't stand up for himself, so little babies started picking on him after a while, girls didn't like him, etc.

we were motivated by everything good to contrive an scenario for him where he could show everybody he wasn't a dork after all. let's face it, anon, without intervention he would've just languished like that into adulthood; these days he would've probably cut his wrists on discord or channeled his unhappiness into twitter posting or ideo-religious fadisms or something, and by 30 he mightve been living entirely through a chatbox avatar. nobody deserves that fate. i want to just save or put of their misery all people resigned to that sorrowful half life.

[Anonymous No.21521763]

>>21521744
>blah blah blah
I don't think honestly good intentions would require so much justification.
>without intervention he would've just languished like that into adulthood
So he changed because of your bullying?

[Anonymous No.21521800]

>>21519180

[Anonymous No.21522344]

>>21521800
>we will never have a king with a mullet

[Anonymous No.21522530]

>>21519364
>>21519625
I tried to find it but could not, these clowns produced way too much crap over the last few years it just floods any old stuff out. His status as a total thicko has been long known here

[Anonymous No.21522604]

>>21516678
>Siblings are a horrific hindrance.
Just yours, lad. I have six siblings and all but one are wonderful.