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I was born in Iran, but moved to America at a young age. Consequently, I never learned to read and write. Am I missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2150963

Um
> I never learned to read and write
>read and write
>write
>write on a messageboard

>> No.2150962

>read or write

Sounds like you're missing out on all literature.

>> No.2150964

How did you manage to write that post?

>> No.2150966

Wait, what?

>> No.2150967

He means in Iranian.

>> No.2150968

>>2150964
I'm his secretary.

>> No.2150970
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>I never learned to read and write

>> No.2150972

I'm was born blind. Am _I_ missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2150974

I was born without a head, am i missing any great literature?

>> No.2150978

My parents both died before I was conceived. Am I missing any good literature?

>> No.2150979

I was born a squid, am I missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2150990

My country burned all the books. Am I missing out on any literature?

>> No.2150992

I'm a celestial body. Am I missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2150998

I was born a fireman. Consequently, I burned all the books. Am I missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2151002

Me Pa was a tree. Am I missin' out on any good literature?

>> No.2151006

I was born a fire and I burned all the men. Am I missing out on any good dating opportunities?

>> No.2151007

>>2151002
Your father.

>> No.2151008

I was miscarried, am I missing out on any good literature?

>> No.2151012

I was born an abstract concept. Am I missing out on anything corporeal?

>> No.2151031

>>2151012
Nope.

>> No.2151141

I was born an umbrella. am I missing out on any good rain?

>> No.2151166

>/lit/ can't read

Not surprising. This: >>2150967

>> No.2151189

>>2151166

>Implying that it couldn't be misconstrued.
>Implying that any of us are serious.

>> No.2151225
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The best book your missing is Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi

If you havent read it then its your loss

>> No.2151244

>>2151007
Clever.