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21503540 No.21503540 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw napoleon is more well read than 90% of /lit/
https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/brexit-news-europe-news-napoleon-bonaparte-the-bookworm-7918460/

>> No.21503551

>>21503540
Awesome.

>> No.21503812

How will I cope knowing I was one upped by Napoleon Fucking Bonaparte?

>> No.21503824
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>>21503812
kek, this

>> No.21503877 [DELETED] 

>>21503540
I can only read the first paragraph

>> No.21503878

>>21503540
He also lived every /lit/ poster's dream: to be cucked by a mommy milf

>> No.21503881

>Implying I care how much a dead, simping cuckold manlet read

>> No.21504045

>>21503540
So what? Everyone back then read a lot. This guy's no different from the rest of the normie opportunists there were in France. Stop sucking this manlets dick

>> No.21504048

>>21503824
Napoleon didn't have a hundred generals, but he had like 2 or 5 marshals to do all the heavy lifting for him

>> No.21504098

Julius Caesar read a lot and wrote poetry. The writer did not do their research.

>> No.21504104

>>21503824
what is this graph supposed to mean? am i missing something??? what does "war" mean in this graph and how does it relate to NoG???
i'm confused

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>>21503824
>Generals' war

>> No.21504139

Somehow it makes sense to me that someone who had their entire career path decided from a young age spent all of their time reading.

>> No.21504182

>>21503881
I smell jealousy >_< ;0 does somebody have a crush? >_<!

>> No.21504188

>>21503812
Was there ever a time when you thought you weren't???

>> No.21504194

>>21503878
I'm not even sure what that even means, but it isn't possible to be cuckolded by a woman unless you're a woman.

>> No.21504228

>>21504194
This guy hasn’t seen napoleon hbo with John malkovich. It’s a 10/10 but low episode number

>> No.21504269

>>21504228
Hmmm, thanks. I'll take a look.

>> No.21504283

>>21504104
>>21504129
"Win above replacement", as in, if you replaced Napoleon with the average general, how many more battle victories would he have.

>> No.21504419

>>21503540
>Four years later, in 1808, Napoleon instructed Barbier to create for him a custom-made travelling library suitable for a busy emperor on the move, one that could travel wherever he went, from tense summits in elaborate palaces to draughty battlefield tents.
It's good to be emperor

>> No.21504430

Napoleon had one of the saddest love lifes ever unfortunately. He really let his passion for love ruin him.