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What is the equivalent of pic related for males?

>> No.21491597

>>21491594
fight club

>> No.21492082

Dresden Files.
Read about 10 or 11 of them a decade ago.

>> No.21492084

>>21491597
Kej came here to say this

>> No.21492087

>>21491594
Life & Death by the same author

>> No.21492130
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>> No.21492147

>>21491594
Light novels in harem genre.

>> No.21492153

>>21491594
A 10 minute wank

>> No.21492159

>>21492087
Yes.

>> No.21492196
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>>21491594

>> No.21492199

>>21491594
Tom Clancy

>> No.21492268
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>> No.21492270

>>21492268
where can I watach the anime of that?

>> No.21492290

>>21492270
It's called Monogatari Series

>> No.21492291

>>21492268
God I wish that were me

>> No.21492340

>>21491594
Midnight Sun

>> No.21492890

>>21492268
Sounds like a fucking dream life, desu. Mad respect.

>> No.21492899
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>>21491594
What was the edition of this but all the vampires are women and there's buff werewolf women. Asking for a friend haha

>> No.21492904

>>21491594
There isn't one. In our stories, we're always being betrayed by the woman and fucked over by another dude - Arthur and Lancelot, Agamemnon and Paris, David and Uriah, and so on.

>> No.21492908
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21492908

>>21491594
Pic related.
Also:
>Meyer is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and does not drink alcohol, drink coffee, smoke, or watch R-rated movies.[18][28] Similarly, there is no drinking and smoking in the novels (With the exception of her 2008 novel, The Host, which contains drinking). Despite pressure to include a major sex scene, Meyer was adamant against including graphic sex in her series.[28]
lol

>> No.21492909

>>21492899
>>21492268
Lmao should have read the thread first.

>> No.21493021

>>21492268
kek

>> No.21493102

>>21492908
Common knowledge, lad.

>> No.21493349

>>21491594
The Fast and Furious movies.

>>21491597
An honest answer.

>> No.21493446

>>21491594
every isekai light novel

>> No.21493521

>>21492268
what sort of mentally ill "man" finds that appealing? please post your full diagnoses

>> No.21493578

>>21493521
Me.
I don't have diagnoses because I think mental disorders are for losers

>> No.21494329

>>21493521
I do.
Diagnosed ADHD (inattentive profile) and Asperger's syndrome (back when it still existed).

>> No.21494840

>>21491594
Probably manga. I downloaded a bunch of books to learn math once and ended up with a couple of mangas. The plot in both seemed to revolve around some nerd tutoring a girl he had a crush on or something similar. It was creepy.

>> No.21494844

>>21491594
Blood Meridian

>> No.21494857
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>> No.21494867

>>21494857
gay shill astroturf

>> No.21495004

>>21491594
Brandon Sanderson books

>> No.21495015

>>21491594
Progression fantasy/litrpg

>> No.21495881

>>21493521
>not being aroused by a women literally wanting to rip you apart
You, sir, are a coward.

>> No.21496039

>>21492908
Graphic sex scenes are usually written in a cumbersome and cringy manner anyways, and would have only cheapened the narrative of her story. I can’t think of any decent books that would have been made better by explicit sex scenes.

>> No.21496058
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>>21491594
Any of the Gor novels by John Norman or any book by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

>> No.21496111

>>21493521
Myself.
Depression, Maladaptive Daydreaming, and heterosexuality (something you appear to lack).

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>> No.21496572

>>21493521
Me.
No diagnoses because I've never been to a shrink and never will. Cry about it.

>> No.21496867

>>21492268
This would be good only if the girls are submissive.

>> No.21497287

>>21496867
That would ruin the whole premise

>> No.21497297

>>21497287
No, I want a submissive borderline psychotic vampire girl that's constantly struggling with her desire to fuck me outweighing her desire to eat me.

>> No.21497870
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21497870

>Vampires never have beards.
Discuss.

Personal opinion is that the lure of eternal youth is a core element of the vampire mythos and beards signify age.

>> No.21497905

>>21497870
True. Beards also signify mastery, wisdom, and especially virility, ie, fertility -- and vamps are death made motion. Perhaps it follows that the sexuality that vamps offer is that death-driven "fling," the isolated orgasm which revels in its subversion of the teleological, natural end of sex, turned up to eleven. And the darkness and faux-sophistication fits in with that, too -- that same luxury which allows for degeneracy, and that same specious intellectualism which operates against wisdom.

>> No.21497963

>>21497905
Better than I could have put it. I would have just said that teenage goth girls are more into femboys than dudes with beards. That not every girl who is into vampires is a teenage goth girl doesn't detract from it being a teenage goth girl aesthetic.

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>>21497870
Lolipires are a core element of the vampire mythos and yet they're too rare for my tastes.

>> No.21498928

>>21497870
Dracula in the book has a moustache at least

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>>21491594

>> No.21499575

>>21492130
This assumes that most men are able to read this book

>> No.21499607

>>21493521
guys guys i found the big gay

>> No.21499621

>>21491597
Fuck i might read this. Is it any good?

>> No.21499626

>>21493521
Me, no diagnosis
Being abused by a psychobitch just is hot

>> No.21499679

>>21498928
He has a beard too later in the novel as he becomes more youthful.

>> No.21499751

>>21493521
Self Diagnosed: Chronic Sex Deprivation (CSD), Blue-Balled Syndrome (BBS), Gratuitous Testosterone Levels (GTL), and, most importantly, Sentient Imaginative Male Persons (SIMP).

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>>21499621
I finished it a week ago, it's good but it's little different than the movie. Watch it before reading the book if you haven't.

>> No.21500492

>>21499621
It's best read if you're between the ages of 17-21, but you do you m8

>> No.21500560

>>21491597
Does fight club make people horny? Twilight made girls horny.

>> No.21500566

>>21493521
Yeah it would be nice to effortlessly become a sex object to nubile monster girls and possibly become immortal

>> No.21500568

>>21497870
If a vampire with beard tried to drink blood he would probably look like woman's pussy on period. No beard means he can just lick it off and look sexy doing it.

>> No.21500610

The ultimate male sexual fantasy? I dunno I guess a book about a guy meeting a cute girl who loves him.

>> No.21500638

>>21500560
Marla Singer didn't make you horny? What are you, gay?

>> No.21500821

Rosario + Vampire probably

>> No.21500824

>>21493521
what sort of mentally ill "woman" finds Twilight appealing? please post their full diagnoses

>> No.21500836

>>21498949
/thread

>> No.21500852

>>21498072
There are literally tons of anime series and manga series about lolipiers. Where have you been searching?
>inb4 provide
I would but I don't feel like constructing a list two conts. long.

>> No.21500854

>>21500852
>anime and manga
I don't read or watch anime or manga, I want a proper western lolipire romance and not the beta Japanese shit.

>> No.21500943

>>21500854
>posts anime girl in op
>hurr durr no manga, no japs
Pick one retard.

>> No.21500945

>>21500943
I'll pick both and you'll seethe about it.