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Hello, /lit/. I'm a troll. You've seen me lots of times before, but I don't think you know I'm a troll.

Atheism vs Agnosticism vs Christianity
College Major Tier List
Marijuana vs Straight Edging
Who is Quintin?
You only hate Harry Potter because it's popular.
Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?
How can you hate Twilight if you never read it?
Why don't you own an e-reader yet? Too poor?
You're a hipster for liking certain books.
Tao Lin is the voice of a generation.
Sasha Grey is smarter than you.

If you're so smart, why do you reply to these threads still?

>> No.2143141

don't forget "genre fiction vs. real fiction"

>> No.2143154

0/10

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There was an interesting thread about sasha grey once. Once. I don't think she's super-clever, but she's definitely more succesful than me.

>> No.2143171

>>2143166
Yeah, that's also what I though, and I knew it was time to bring out the anal cannon. The Anal Cannon is loaded when a funnel is placed into a troll thread, and the 2nd whore pukes into it. After the thread is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the thread has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the Anal Cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate!

>> No.2143172

>>2143166
would you rather be successful or HIV negative?

>> No.2143182

OP only like half of those get posted here. You'd know that if you were not so busy having gay sex all the time. Fag.

>> No.2143197

You missed Ayn Rand! You're not a genuine troll!

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>mfw when I realize this is actually a thread by Quentin trying to draw attention to himself

I liked the Sasha Grey thread though. As a fag who has never watched a mainstream porn, I found it fascinating to learn that there's an actress whose schtick is that she's the thinking man's porn star

>> No.2143506

>>2143138
Op did you also start those "anal cannon" replies that are popping up in almost all the threads?

>> No.2143508

>>2143197
>using that name is a bannable offence

AND SHIT the anal cannon guy already struck>>2143171

>> No.2143511

>>2143506
I heard you mention anal cannons, so I assume you want more of them. Did you know that an anal cannon is when you place a funnel into an asshole, and the 2nd whore pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the Asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the Anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate anal dessert!

>> No.2143518

>>2143511

hey bro you missed a thread: >>2143401

>> No.2143537

>>2143497
I don't think you've understood. Her 'intelligence' isn't promoted in the porn she's done.

>> No.2143540

>>2143537

who are you to say

>> No.2143543

>>2143540
What?

>> No.2143544

>>2143543

where do you get off telling someone what does or does not 'promote' her intelligence

>> No.2143549

>>2143544
I said that she isn't portrayed as an intelligent individual in porn, it isn't her "schtick". Her interests are part of her life outside porn.

>> No.2143555

>>2143549
When I say interests, I mean her "intelligent" interests.

>> No.2143557

>>2143555
By her "intelligent interests" do you mean posing with an unopened beginner book on philosophy?

>> No.2143561

>>2143557

she wanted to make sure it was one you'd recognzie

>> No.2143562

>>2143557
I don't know that much about her since she stopped doing porn. Is she doing a degree or something?

>> No.2144100

>>2143562
She's a DJ now. A really shitty DJ who doesn't do any mixing.

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Hey, Anon,
This is anon. You don't know it but we don't give a shit about you.
Some popular ways we haven't given a shit about you include:
Herr. Also; Derr.

>> No.2144122

>>2143171
fuck yeah anal cannon guy you are the best part about this board keep it up man. I kinda like you here but you should try /k/ sometime anal cannon is weapons related.

>> No.2145283

the sensible thing to do here is assume OP's speaking directly to you

>> No.2145288

I don't respond to any of those threads or if I do it's to make obvious jokes

I think most people do that by now

>> No.2145302

OMG!!!!!! SASHA GREY IS THE ANAL CANNON GIRL!!!!!!!1!!ONE
/spolier