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21429223 No.21429223 [Reply] [Original]

Who is your lit crush? I'm talking about a writer you want to fuck.

>> No.21429236

Sylvia Plath was a babe. Also Emily Dickinson seems to have been cute in a strange way

>> No.21429245

>>21429223
I will fuck Ursula K le Guin in this life or the next

>> No.21429255 [DELETED] 

I want to plow the everloving shit out of Elizabeth Bronte. The queen of Romanticism herself. You know she'd be a tiger in the sack.

>> No.21429263

I want to plow the everloving shit out of Emily Bronte. The queen of English Romanticism. You just know she'd be a tiger in the sack.

>> No.21429264
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>> No.21429362
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21429362

Sartre was so lucky.

>> No.21429365

>>21429223
It's so depressing that you're defining "crush" as "someone you want to fuck." God I hate what social media has done to us.

>> No.21429382

>>21429362
Fucking Sartre

>> No.21429387

>>21429365
No I was trying to be clear in what I meant. I didn't want 15 pictures of David Foster Wallace, though on second thought I think I would've fucked him

>> No.21429401

>>21429223
Sylvia Plath was a babe. Also Emily Dickinson seems to have been cute in a strange way

>> No.21429409

>>21429223
Christina Hendricks is not a writer but I would fuck her anyway.

>> No.21429418
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>>21429382
I mean, look at this dude. How did he pull Simone?

>> No.21429426

>>21429362
>short
>hideously ugly
>Jewish
>reportedly stank
>had those fucking mismatched eyes

How the FUCK did he do it?

>> No.21429430

>>21429418
>>21429426
Fame

>> No.21429480
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21429480

I love this slampig

>> No.21429491

>>21429365
Eat pussy

>> No.21429497

>>21429418
>>21429426
Surface-level mouth-breathers will never get it. You may as well stop asking.

>> No.21429505
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Nothing to see here, just a maenadic muse setting my loins on fire.

>> No.21429516

>>21429480
She was hotter when she was fatter.

>> No.21429527
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Imagine sucking her toes while she reads to you

>> No.21429607

>>21429516
Agreed

>> No.21429621
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21429621

This hairstyle just does things to me..

>> No.21429622

>>21429527
I couldn't focus on what she's reading, can we do them as separate activities

>> No.21429665

halina poświatowska was the most beautiful women to pick up a pen

>> No.21429669
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>>21429223
I love women that are Old enough to be my mother

>> No.21429688

The beauty of Keats' work is greater than that of any woman. I would sooner fuck Keats, or even his manuscripts, than any of these women. I would have given him years off my life. Beautiful.

>> No.21429706

>>21429688
Oh yeah? What's his best work?

>> No.21429797

I never saw her pic but reading The Belljar I really wanted to fuck Sylvia Plath if she's as close to the character as it seems. Her depressing worldview is a huge turn on.

>> No.21429843

>>21429706
Buy any cheap anthology of his, and then his letters
If you want a taste of his angel lips, read To Sleep. He was an angel.

>> No.21429861
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21429861

I love her so much, she is constant in my life as much as the sun and moon. She is my dearest beloved

>> No.21430044

>>21429861
she cut

>> No.21430048

i don't read women

>> No.21430050
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>>21430044
She is the cutest woman ever created on earth

>> No.21430106

>>21430048
based

>> No.21430268

I want fuck

>> No.21430273

>>21429621
hnnnggggg she's super cute

>> No.21430274

>>21430050
She is so pure that rather than going through the profane process of being birthed, covered in placental fluid, urine, blood, and shit, she was instead created a fully formed baby and found draped in silk in the ukrainian forests. Simply splendid.

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plus you know she's a certified psycho in bed

>> No.21430503

>>21429362
>>21429418
>>21429426
She regularly slept with her students . She was just a sex addict who settled with a smart, funny man who would let her ride as much dick as she wanted.

>> No.21430518
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>>21429223
>Some critics have accused Flynn of misogyny due to the often unflattering depiction of female characters in her books.

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>>21430274
Based and factual, when/if i go to heaven, i know she'll be there.

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>> No.21430566

>>21429223
She's hot, and I liked Gone Girl

>> No.21430569

>>21430287
Name?

>> No.21430573

>>21430569
Alissa Nutting

>> No.21430575

>>21430569
>t.cantreadfilename

>> No.21430622

>>21429264
dayum

>> No.21430632

>>21429223
I wanna let Houllebecq put out cigarettes on my back as I encourage him to be racist

>> No.21430678

>>21430287
Kek was gonna post her

>> No.21430797

>>21430287
Is her work actually good? The covers make them seem like smut novels...

>> No.21430807

>>21430632
And vice to vice, like flies to sewage.

>> No.21430831

>>21429426
He was French, not Jewish.

>> No.21430877

There was some super hot young blonde woman on Tucker Carlson a few times that looked exactly like the trad girl wojak and I think she was a conservative scholar or something, does anyone know who I'm talking about?

>> No.21431510

>>21430575
He's on /lit/, so of course he doesn't read.

>> No.21431541 [DELETED] 

>>21430797
well tampa is what ss coomer dreams of but the book itself has very quite good black humour, it's well written even if you dislike the sex. The first 3/4 of the book, in the end it's a bit underwhelming and slightly rushed perhaps. Good

>> No.21431545

>>21430797
well tampa is what ss coomer dreams of but the book itself has quite good black humour, it's well written even if you dislike the sex. The first 3/4 of the book, in the end it's a bit underwhelming and slightly rushed perhaps. Good

>> No.21431735

>>21429264
She looks like the singer of Talk Talk
Always hated that guy's face

>> No.21431747

>>21429365
Are you retarded? If you have a crush on someone you wanna fuck her, that's the whole purpose of why nature invented having crushes, you asexual piece of shit.
Wait, now that I think about, you're probably a woman. No man would ever write shit like this. Lmao women are so disconnected from reality it's hilarious.

>> No.21431767
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21431767

Not a crush, but I'd fuck this milf.

>> No.21431775

>>21430503
This may actually be it

>> No.21431781

>>21429223
I wanna lick her sweet asshole

>>21429236
>Sylvia Plath was a babe.
Yeah and I wanna taste her assholr
>Also Emily Dickinson
I wanna lick and kiss her asshole. One lick, one kiss, one lick, one kiss, etc

>>21429245
I wil lick her asshole in this life or the next

>>21429263
And I want to lick the everliving shit out of her asshole

>>21429264
Her physiognomy tells me she has a lickable asshole

>>21429362
I bet Sartre's tongue couldn't do to her asshole what mine could

>>21429409
Yeah, not only writers deserve their assholes to be licked

>>21429480
Fuck I wanna put my tongue on her asshole so bad it almost hurts

>>21429491
No eat ass, my friend

>>21429505
Who's that babe? She looks like she's in need of some good asslick.

>>21429527
Imagine eating her ass while she reads to you

>>21429621
Agreed, only a woman with a very lickable asshole has a hairstyle like this

>>21429665
And I can guarantee you her asshole is even more beautiful than her face, so that you could not help yourself but to lick it

>>21429669
Wow i really wanna lick her asshole, I bet it tastes great

>>21429797
>I never saw her pic but reading The Belljar I really wanted to fuck Sylvia Plath
Same, never saw a pic, but her name is so beautiful and tells me that my tongue would love meet her asshole

>>21429861
Omg i bet once you start licking her asshole you can't stop

>>21430050
And she probably has the cutest and most sweetest asshole, my tongue would be in paradise

>>21430287
She has a certified lickable asshole, you just know

>>21430534
If I go to heaven and the first thing I'm offered is not to lick her asshole, I'd be super pissed

>>21430558
Omg babeee show me your asshole, I wanna taste it

>>21430877
No, but she sounds like she has a tasty asshole

>>21431767
Wooow chica my tongue wants to have a sample of your asshole

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>>21429223
Don't really know any but JK Rowling is based and she looks hot for her age.

>> No.21431790

>>21431786
Dying before licking her asshole would for sure be one of my biggest regrets