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What book should I read before I kill myself?

>> No.21416560

Start with the greeks

>> No.21416567

>>21416553
Phaedo by Plato. Talks about suicide and why you shouldn't do it.

>> No.21416569

>>21416553
You should get a bigger, less shitty gun or you will just come out retarded instead

>> No.21416571

>>21416553
War and Peace

>> No.21416572

>>21416569
Wholesome advice

>> No.21416599

>>21416553
The entire western canon

>> No.21416629

I think that, if you're trying to look for a way to validate your life in your last moments by reading something that someone else wrote, and that someone else told you to read, this is indicative of how you got to this point in the first place.
It would be a crying shame, if the first time you took things into your own hands was just to put a bullet in your head.

>> No.21416634

>>21416553
Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe

>> No.21416687

>>21416553
There are tons of books that are worth a read. They're one of the reasons I haven't killed myself yet.
Second point: for the love of God, don't do it with a .22 revolver.

>> No.21416697

>>21416553
If you kill yourself. Do it in a more painful way. Pussy.

>> No.21416714

Suicide Note by Mitchell Heisman
That's what I would do, anyways.

>> No.21416717

>>21416567
killing yourself with a gun, are you a dumb nigger?? this .22 will get you more retarded than you already is

read meditations by marcus aurelius then kill yourself with carbon monoxide, it is painless and the only way to survive is if someone saves your stupid ass

>> No.21416752

If you think you're gonna need 3 bullets to do it, you should probably read a book on marksmanship...

>> No.21416757

You can kill yourself after you've read Finnegan's Wake enough times to understand it.

>> No.21416823
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21416823

Why anyone would kill himself before murdering those he hates is beyond me. Literally the only reason why Jewish oligarchs haven't been publicly executed by lone gunmen is that we're all too pussy and care about our lives.

>> No.21416825

>>21416553
yikes. I wouldn't risk trying with a .22. You could end up alive but severely brain damaged.

>> No.21416874

>>21416553
Don't read, write instead
Write at least 100 pages, then 100 more

>> No.21416886

>>21416823
Buh buh buh based?
Squad cars on their way.

>> No.21416898

>its gonna take three bullets to kill me
is this optimism or pessimism?

>> No.21416928

the bible

>> No.21416997
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>> No.21417305

>>21416553
dont kill yourself retard

>> No.21417373

>>21416553
1- Murder someone you hate, the reason why society functions is because it can inflict punishment, you're inmune to it.
2- Get a proper caliber gun.
3- You probably shouldn't kill yourself but it's your life and your choice.

>> No.21417376

>>21416823
>>21417373
Based FBI groomers

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>>21416714
>Goodreads

>> No.21417402

>>21416569
maybe he wants to shoot his veins and bleed out

>> No.21417421

>>21416560
and then?

>> No.21417601

>>21416569
This. I wish I could just buy a shotgun from walmart like the yanks can.

>> No.21417610

>>21416553
>killing yourself with a .22
bruh, you'll just turn yourself into a retard. You'll put in your mouth and blow out the part of your brain responsible for bowel control or whatever, they'll put you in a rubber cell and let you shit yourself for the rest of your days.

literally wrote the above out before reading >>21416569, he is totally right.

>>21417376
I've no idea why no one has ever gone to Wall Street around lunch.

>> No.21417635

>>21417421
No Longer Human

>> No.21417653

>>21417421
the Romana

>> No.21417672

The Riverside Shakespeare
Or
The Riverside Chaucer
Just kidding, please don't kill yourself

>> No.21417703

>>21416553
The Quran

>> No.21417749

>>21416553
Thus Spoke Zarathustra

>> No.21417760

>>21416553
You read desert solitaire? It's my favorite book that I would consider easily accessible to most people.

>> No.21417813

>>21416553
communist manifesto

>> No.21417826
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>>21416553
Unironically pic related, and books about NDEs in general. Because NDEs are real and prove that there is an afterlife and that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die. So you will know what to expect and will not be surprised when it is not the oblivion you might otherwise assume it will be.

Of course, nothing gets normies and NPCs more uncomfortable than the idea that NDEs are ACTUALLY real, and that there are valid reasons to think that they are and that we should take them seriously.

Here is an extremely persuasive argument for why NDEs are real:

https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

It makes a huge deal about the fact that NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and that when people go deep into the NDE, they all become convinced. As this article points out:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

>"Statistics collected show that the "deeper" the NDE the greater the percentage of those who come away certain of the existence of the afterlife. Among those with the deepest experiences 100 percent came away agreeing with the statement, "An afterlife definitely exists"."

Since NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and they are all convinced, then 100% of the population become convinced that there is an afterlife when they have a sufficiently deep NDE themselves. And so would you, me, or anyone, including the most dogmatic atheists and skeptics, because it is VASTLY more self-evidently real than this brief little experience of life on Earth we have now. When you dream and wake up, you instantly realize that life is more real than your dreams. When you have an NDE, the same thing is happening, but on a higher level, as you immediately realize that life is the deep, deep dream and the NDE world is the undeniably real world by comparison.

>> No.21417839

>>21416553
One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest by Ken Kesey

>> No.21417860

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

It'll work in your favour even if you hate Chinese people

>> No.21417873

>>21417826
meds

>> No.21417914
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21417914

>>21417402

>> No.21417930

>>21416553
If you are both an American and a christcuck then you should put that revolver in your mouth and pull the trigger w/o hesitating.

>> No.21417939

>>21417610
>I've no idea why no one has ever gone to Wall Street around lunch.
because all "mass shootings" are done by fbi. All those shootings and not a single politician or jewish banker got killed only low income/working class whites or blacks, think about it.

>> No.21417945

The Conspiracy Against the Human Race
The Denial of Death

>> No.21417952

>>21417826
>10 ratings on goodreads
lol lmao

>> No.21417965

>>21416553
Dream of Spring imho

>> No.21418522

>>21417672
Just kidding, please kill yourself OP

>> No.21418565

>>21416553
Why don't you put only one bullet in the cylinder, spin it and see where it goes

If it fires, then I gues you are dead
but if it doesn't, it might just give you a newfound inspiration to live

>> No.21418570

All of them.

>> No.21418859

the death of ivan ilyich

>> No.21418866

>>21416553
Just do it already so you stop attention-whoring here like that “woman” in the other thread

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>>21416560
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>> No.21418874

Thats a cool revolver. Also, that gay little 22 is gonna lodged in your brain and you'll be a bumbling retard instead of dying

>> No.21418878

>>21417601
Walmart stopped selling guns sometime in the mid 2010s because of a school shooting.

>> No.21418886

>>21417826
Are you STILL shilling this book?

>> No.21419002

>read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2N6BqwpjCU

>> No.21419258

>>21417826
I really tried to read this book but the descriptions of afterlife by the individuals are so cheesy and similar I just couldn't

>> No.21419262

>>21416553
Read youth.
Also it's preferable to hang yourself to shooting yourself with that shit.
Maybe you could pick up shooting and get a hobby ...

>> No.21419321

>>21418878
Guns are still readily available and facilitate the kind of suicides that beset Edwardian Europe. This is what I wish for: 12 year old boys blowing out their browns with cornershop revolvers. I'm to late for such a glorious exit, yet can still do my part to prove the world a hell to those who remain behind.

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21419382

>>21416553
The Philosophy of Redemption

>> No.21419687

>>21417930
Dangerously based