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how to be a lit youtuber
>be an average looking woman
>have a bare minimum know of books
>post video on YouTube and get millions of views

>> No.21411121

>>21411116
i want to smell her thin wispy hair

>> No.21411136

>>21411116
The only way out if you can't get rich is figure out a way to make these women love you enough to care for you materially. That's my aspiration.

>> No.21411138

She looks exhausted, endlessly tired that no sleep can ever fix. What goes on in her life that makes her so.

>> No.21411142

>>21411116
I'm an aged out femboy, do you think fags would be interested in listening to me talk about poetry?

>> No.21411144

>>21411116
>>be an average looking woman
This doesn't matter because their main audience *is* woman. And usually plain looking women at that.
Why won't /lit/ just accept this? that they are watching and discussing the Zoomer equivalent of Oprah? Sissies.

>> No.21411146

>>21411116
I stop watching her when she got a boyfriend. It makes me jealous to know her perfect feet are pleasing another man's dick now.

>> No.21411149

>>21411146
>her perfect feet
pics? so we can all seethe together

>> No.21411151

>>21411138
Lots of sex

>> No.21411158

>>21411151
Sex?

>> No.21411162

>>21411116
NAME. I need to simp over this qt book hapa.

>> No.21411168

I will never watch a booktube whore but if anyone wants to post her feet I'll take a gander

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>>21411158

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just posting the cuter emma

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>>21411149
>>21411168
this is all i got

>> No.21411258

>>21411136
It is truly a cultural revolution. Women were not made for the workplace, but now they refuse to leave. The only solution is a full gender reversal so we can return to a monosex corporate environment. Then the catty cunts will crash the entire economy and give us a true refresh.

>> No.21411302

>>21411236
Toes look potentially nice but the arch on that right one isn't looking so hot, it may be because she's flexing it awkwardly to balance though. Footology is more of an art than science

>>21411192
She's too skinny for me, or she's editing herself to look like too skinny.

>> No.21411310

>>21411116
Most of these littubers don't even write

>> No.21411317

>>21411310
Does reading goodreads reviews and owning books that will never be read count? If so I might tranny it up and try booktubing

>> No.21411318

>>21411192
She's not very cute honestly but her British accent (and some make-up) easily make her an eight for me. Very cute girl. Awful videos though, very unfunny. She needs to have my kids instead of editing her videos so much. It's just annoying.

>> No.21411322

>>21411317
>If so I might tranny it up
Never go full tranny.

>> No.21411336

>>21411302
>She's too skinny for me,
that is what women from other countries look like you sad American

>> No.21411342

>>21411336
>that is what women from other countries look like
Then women from other countries need to eat more and put some meat on them bones.

>> No.21411344

>>21411336
If wanting a woman to have large breasts and a body that wouldn't be like fucking Gumby makes me American then God Bless the USA and give me an F-350 XL right now

>> No.21411349

>>21411342
You should probably stop parroting meme health advice made to self-assure fat chicks

>> No.21411351

>>21411349
How can you self-assure someone else you retard, that would just be assuring them

>> No.21411455

>>21411236
really mediocre

>> No.21411463

What do booktubers even talk about?

>> No.21411471

>>21411463
>I liked this book because it was fun
>I hated this book because it was boring
just that + standard thottery

>> No.21411496

>>21411318
you are wrong

>> No.21411527

>>21411179
go back

>> No.21411532

>>21411471
ok great but which videos are easy for me to beat my cock too?

>> No.21411563

>>21411116
Actually the third step is all you need

>> No.21411581

>>21411116
tits or GTFO

>> No.21411582

>>21411463
Why they thought a book was good. Structure, ideas, etc
Explaining an authors background. How the book fits within the author's work/within a larger movement
References, similar works, etc

The lighter ones just ramble about books, usually looking pretty while doing it. It's not serious content

>> No.21411710

>>21411121
Fpbp

>> No.21412545

>>21411116
You forgot
>eventually read One Piece and vlog about it arc-by-arc

>> No.21412692

>>21411116
Seethe and cope.

>> No.21412767

>>21411162
Emmie

>> No.21412772

>>21411116
do they perhaps read any literature from kazakhstan, literarelly speaking, perhaps about kazakh aqyns and songs they performed? perhaps ones that went really hard?

>> No.21412777 [DELETED] 

the whole and sole perk of being a male is that nobody will care about you. Whereas the sole perk of being a vagina is that all the men will talk to you spontaneously

So to be happy you must live in agreement with your nature, and this nature is to be forever alone.

However, women hate to have a flock of ugly orbiters, and they hate it even more when there is physical contact with those. In other words women hate that too much men care about them.
Men hate to be alone and that no woman will ever notice them spontaneously.

So everybody is unhappy, especially the men. Women are actually happy because the chad orbiters will beat up the ugly orbiters for the sake of the women.


So to be happy as a male you must rejoyce in being a loser.

>> No.21412797 [DELETED] 

>>21411116
girls are nice for fucking and making kids (they're really not even much good anymore for the latter) otherwise they take up space and make me aggravated and should leave me the hell alone at this point.

>> No.21413293 [DELETED] 

>>21412777
This is a cope. Handsome men are noticed endlessly and selflessly loved by women, who will literally do anything up to and including sacrificing their own lives for their comfort. Once you witness this you cannot unwitness it. Only ugly short loser men cope by pretending all men are as unloved as they are.