Was James Joyce a good erotic writer?

[Anonymous No.21410133]

>My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

[Anonymous No.21410377]

>>21410133
behold, irish literature's champion

[Anonymous No.21410429]

old, and therefore reddit

[Anonymous No.21410430]

I hope this isn't real.

[Anonymous No.21410441]

The man was a sex genius.

[Anonymous No.21410449]

>>21410430
It is real. If you haven't reduced a woman to a farting mess you haven't really had sex.

[Anonymous No.21410463]

>>21410449
I like to think of myself as open about these kinds of things but WHY is he focusing on fucking farts of all things? Trying to get me riled up and fuming with disgust?

[Anonymous No.21410466]

>>21410463
It's a necessary evolutionary adaption. Irish women eat too many potatoes and drink too much.

[Anonymous No.21410471]

>>21410463
If you're not into farts, you're not a real Irishman.

[Anonymous No.21410472]

>>21410463
Be thankful he left out the scat scene in Ulysses

[Anonymous No.21410485]

>>21410133
This is really well written.

[Anonymous No.21410490]

>Nora, may you fart dirty wet shits down my urethra so when I piss on your face you get pink eye and then I lick the inside of your unwashed belly button and smell your rotten toe jam as I rub your unshaved legs
Fuck yeah pornhub is obsolete tonight

[Anonymous No.21410496]

This is the woman he's writing to btw

>My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.

You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your cunt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.

Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.

[Anonymous No.21410507]

>>21410496
He was cursed to be Irish and an assman at the same time. He had to take what he could get.

[Anonymous No.21410525]

>Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you.

[Anonymous No.21410540]

>>21410496
>Nora, you chinless siren, you gormless Manatee, let my cum drown you, let the cunt smell on my boxers last forever, let the bits of shit on your ass pubes serve as tasty little treats for when my cunnilingus tires, let the whole house stink of a horse, for Nora, you are delightfully vixenous, your pussy flaps could be mistaken for slices of ham, nay! rib eye steaks! Fucking hell Nora, this wank is gonna be explosive. I'm COOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.21410573]

>>21410496
Do you think his kids and grandkids have read his letters to Nora?

[Anonymous No.21410596]

>>21410507
>>21410540
Hold on, that's what she looked like after giving birth to two of his children and also being old
This is what she looked like young

[Anonymous No.21410599]

To NORA
Dublin 20 December 1909
My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress

No use continuing! You can guess why!

[Anonymous No.21410633]

Why was she so gassy, bros

[Anonymous No.21410661]

I wonder if her responses were just as fetishistic, or if his coomerism was one-sided.

[Anonymous No.21410669]

>>21410596
Imagine the smell of her braps..

[Anonymous No.21410735]

>>21410669
I don't know if any of her letters survived, but according to Joyce she was a minx herself
>“It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes.”

[Anonymous No.21410748]

How do I get a shitbird gf who sharts her panties, bros?

[Anonymous No.21410776]

>>21410735
I love/hate the idea of Joyce, a respectable looking gentleman, talking about farts n shit and calling his dick fat. He's like the aristocrat version of the caller from Springfield.

[Anonymous No.21410788]

>>21410463
You're not open at all; you're a boring ass prude faggot.

[Anonymous No.21410802]

>>21410748
Date German girls

[Anonymous No.21410813]

>>21410776
"I'm only a simple middle class man" - James Joyce

Though I'm sure Joyce would be very embarrassed that these letters were released. He was apparently very prudish in real life (in contrast to his novels).

[Anonymous No.21410877]

>>21410133
Joyce's relationship with Nora was so unusual, I really don't understand it. He just chooses a near-illiterate Galway girl that he sees on the Dublin docks one day who's completely incapable of understanding his literary interests and ambitions, probably his first actual relationship aside from prostitutes, then runs off with her to Trieste and stays with her for the rest of his life? What did he see in her, and why did she put up with him for so long? And they weren't even married properly until they'd been together for 27 years! I really can't wrap my head around it, it's so different from the tumultuous love lives you typically expect from impulsive, sex-obsessed geniuses.

[Anonymous No.21410911]

>>21410540
If this isn't pasta, well fucking done. I loled irl

[Anonymous No.21410930]

>>21410748
Date Jewish girls

[Anonymous No.21410951]

>>21410877
Some men just want a nice simple woman who cooks and fucks. All this modern shit about having le things in common is strictly for the birds.

[Anonymous No.21410961]

>>21410877
You wonder why the man who wrote about mundane life events as having profound meaning, making simple middle class life the center of all creation, why that man would want to experience life in a common way? He wanted the real deal.

[Anonymous No.21411016]

>>21410877
Conrad also married a regular girl. In fact I don’t think it’s uncommon at all for great writers to settle down with ordinary people

[Anonymous No.21411114]

>>21410877
Did you read his letters? She indulged his scat fetish. That's what he saw in her.

[Anonymous No.21411125]

>>21411114
He was not into scat. Just a fartman.

[Anonymous No.21411182]

>>21411125
Did you see >>21410599 and >>21410496 ? Nora took a shit while he watched.

[Anonymous No.21411185]

>>21410463
He was a fucking degenerate and had a hard on cuckolding (you can see the recurring theme in his fiction).

[Anonymous No.21411206]

>>21411185
I never read his books. Are girls farting and pooping also a recurring theme?

[Anonymous No.21411663]

>>21410463
yes you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.21412190]

Did he make a good decision? Is getting a plain Jane shitbird a better deal than getting a Stacy who is only into vanilla stuff?

[Anonymous No.21412209]

>>21410463
It's just an anglo thing. Literally embedded into their language.

[Anonymous No.21412243]

>>21410463
yes, more than anything, he wants you fuming.

[Anonymous No.21412308]

>>21410463
He wanted you in particular to be upset.

[Anonymous No.21412323]

>>21410463
>WHY is he focusing on fucking farts of all things?
Ponder the aroma.

[Anonymous No.21412333]

>>21410463
Man lived for the braaaaap, thats all anon. Its too bad he was into lifting because his numbers wouldve been srs.

[Anonymous No.21412481]

>>21410877
If I've learned anything in life it's that it's best not to look for a woman who even begins to approach a mirror image of yourself and your interests. It's much better to be with a woman who is a little bit different than you, though you may have a healthy sharing of interests.
You need not require that she perfectly understand or indulge you in everything but rather require her to reciprocate the fundamental feelings you have for her and to share core virtues with you. Your male friends can fill in the gaps. The male/female dichotomy is best left untainted... And it also helps if she indulges your strange kink.

[Anonymous No.21412491]

>>21411182
>You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it?
He did a lot more than watch.

[Anonymous No.21412512]

>>21410133
I thought his anti jew writings more profound.

[Anonymous No.21412514]

>>21412512
>An antisemite is into shit and farts

Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.21412526]

>>21412514
who doesn't like shits and farts? the earliest jokes recorded were fart jokes. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

[Anonymous No.21412537]

>>21412526
Iraqis are antisemites, that's why their ancestors have had a fetish for poo since time immemorial.

[Anonymous No.21412546]

>>21412537
best kek. your understanding of Semites is lacking.

[Anonymous No.21413023]

>>21412190
>Did he make a good decision?
No, he never made a good decision in his life.

[Anonymous No.21413047]

I'm a huge pervert myself so I sympathize with Joyce. I have fantasized about women doing all this and more.

[Anonymous No.21413373]

Just got a copy of Dubliners because of this thread. Old scat Jim is going on a ride inside my prefrontal cortex.

t.>>21410463

[Anonymous No.21414494]

>>21412512
didn't know he had these
based

[Anonymous No.21414791]

His love letters are the most Joyce i've read in a single attempt.