[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

File: 45 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:53:00 2022 No.21406599 [Reply] [Original]

What do you read while shitting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:54:49 2022 No.21406605 This board

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:55:53 2022 No.21406610 national media articles i print them out and set them by the toilet doesn't feel appropriate to read that stuff anywhere else

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:58:30 2022 No.21406624 >>21406599 Trash tabloids

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:59:15 2022 No.21406631 >>21406599 the bible

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:03:30 2022 No.21406649 >>21406605 fpbp (also /sci/)

>>	࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY/Ar.iI Tue Dec 20 03:50:19 2022 No.21407223 NOTHING LIKE INHALING FECAL PARTICLES WHILST READING SOME SENECA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:57:40 2022 No.21407245 >>21406599 /v/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:58:40 2022 No.21407248 >>21407223 alright cumgenius that was a good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:59:04 2022 No.21407249 >>21406599 /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:34:51 2022 No.21407407 >>21406599 Nothing, when I'm on the pot I'm all business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:43:59 2022 No.21407442 >>21407407 goodbye /lit/, these words completed my spiritual journey. this is the end of philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:48:37 2022 No.21407465 >>21406599 Nothing, don't want to risk getting shit on the pages. But if I did it would be one of those Uncle John's bathroom readers. I think my uncle actually owned one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:49:12 2022 No.21407469 >>21406599 I don't read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:52:28 2022 No.21407482 Hegel

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 08:57:36 2022 No.21408228 >>21407407 I second this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 08:59:00 2022 No.21408232 >>21407465 >don't want to risk getting shit on the pages Based explosive and clumsy shitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 09:16:27 2022 No.21408262 Tinder bios

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 09:27:56 2022 No.21408289 >>21406599 Yeats

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 09:28:38 2022 No.21408293 >>21406599 Videogames mags

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 09:34:38 2022 No.21408310 >>21406599 Pornhub, usually.

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 09:47:06 2022 No.21408348

I'm usually just online when I'm on the toilet.

That or I use my extensive imagination to envision fap scenarios and masturbate to them. Or I read erotic fiction of my own creation. It's kind of convenient to beat off while shitting, you get it out of the way and you can flush all the waste products down in one go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 10:05:40 2022 No.21408386 File: 270 KB, 1080x1843, IMG_20221220_110511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:39:41 2022 No.21409016 File: 983 KB, 981x1141, 2tickets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21406599 I play FGO while shitting. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:40:16 2022 No.21409020 >>21406599 I shit fast

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:48:29 2022 No.21409039

>>21406599
National news if it is a kind shit.
The last shits I have taken have not been kind, but severely constipated. In those situations, I do not read, but meditate upon transience, pain, the human condition, and that famous line of Nietzsche, "the only thing precluding man from considering himself a God is his bowels". As I feel the sharp, stabbing pain of my bleeding hemorrhoids, I think on Napoleon, and how he also suffered from hemorrhoids, and how these were so severe during the battle of Waterloo that he could not mount his horse, and hence, could not properly oversee and direct his forces on the battlefield.
God can be accused of many things, but one thing is beyond question, he is pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:01:08 2022 No.21409084 Who the hell reads Whitman in the shitter anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:06:37 2022 No.21409099 File: 327 KB, 1803x2034, 81Zglq6MTLL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21406599

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:17:47 2022 No.21409130 File: 68 KB, 379x501, 61fc7c86d20a451fc19b0437de5988c7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21406599 Viz

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:18:20 2022 No.21409301 >>21406599 Whenever I shit, I only read /lit/ For I'm only on /lit/ whenever I shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:22:28 2022 No.21409316 I read either whatever book I'm currently reading or 4chan. Do you niggers really not continue a current read on the shitter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:24:47 2022 No.21409324 >>21406599 art of war

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:25:06 2022 No.21409326 >>21409130 >Catholicuck >NOT circumcised ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:29:05 2022 No.21409339 Cioran

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:38:03 2022 No.21409366 File: 154 KB, 393x512, kickingpiersmorganinthebollocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21409326 You what? Catholics don't get circumcised. I'll clarify that it's a British magazine, in case this is some weird yank thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:40:25 2022 No.21409374 YOU SHOULD NOT READ ON THE TOILET YOU SHOULD NOT SHIT FOR EXCESSIVELY LONG TIMES ON THE TOILET YOU ARE STRAINING YOUR SPHINCTER MUSCLES AND GIVING YOURSELF LIFELONG HEMORRHOID PROBLEMS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:44:18 2022 No.21409391 >>21409366 It is indeed a Yank thing this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:46:56 2022 No.21409400 >>21409366 >>21409391 If you follow the kike god you HAVE to be circumcised. Don't make the pact? Can't get into heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:49:10 2022 No.21409409 >>21406599 My permanent bathroom book is "On the Shortness of Life". Keeps me centered. Take a shit, get a little bit of wisdom, everyday. When I reach the end of the book I just start from the beginning again.

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:50:17 2022 No.21409411

>>21409374
This guy is completely right

Don’t jerk off on the toilet either. I’ve realized it’s a major contributor to bleeding hemorrhoids, a condition another anon indicated above that he has as well. All that blood flowing to your cock while the veins are hanging loose due to the straining over the bowl. God’s way of punishing us. I guess that’s what Napoleon did in the outhouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 21:26:21 2022 No.21410541 >>21406599 the savage sword of conan

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 02:45:32 2022 No.21411766 I dont understand how people in the bathroom long enough to do anything. i generally just go and shit/piss then leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 03:52:33 2022 No.21412012 Taking a fucking six or seven footer right now lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 09:07:40 2022 No.21412872 >>21406599 >What do you read while shitting? /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 09:09:18 2022 No.21412876 >>21412012 I bet you’re used to taking that up the arse aren’t you

Anonymous Wed Dec 21 13:08:59 2022 No.21413452
File: 11 KB, 400x400, 9781849534970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Funny I should find this thread when just a moment ago I saw pic related.
Author's biography is even better, I wonder if the guy is already regretting it.
>Hugh Jassburn has been pooing since 1974. After several months of producing a variety of stools (mostly in washable and reusable nappies) he moved on to disposables. By 1978 Hugh was a regular toilet user and hasn't looked back since. He is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes the flap should always be at the front of the roll. Hugh lives in Shitterton, Dorset, and dreams of one day moving to Pratt's Bottom in Kent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 19:07:17 2022 No.21414685 >>21406599 guys for me shitting takes 5 minutes. 1 minute for the poop to come out and 4 mins of cleaning. Why does everyone give the impression that they need like 20 mins to take a dump

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 19:10:56 2022 No.21414696 Walt Whitman

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:12:07 2022 No.21415175 File: 22 KB, 402x301, 1661893341644779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21414685 >4 mins of cleaning

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:15:46 2022 No.21415189 File: 174 KB, 500x517, hehe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21406599 niv NT or as i call it the poo testament God forgive me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:19:02 2022 No.21415208 File: 46 KB, 714x960, gj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21409316 scared of ecoli so just keep a small library of poo books

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:20:10 2022 No.21415211 Getting poo particles all over your books is so typical of /lit/

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]