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ITT funny books written by women

Please note that posting "LOL..............No Such Thing" is about as witty and daring as observing the similarities between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse or announcing to your Facebook friends that "ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope...now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope!!!!"

>> No.2139636

"LOL..........No Such Thing"

>> No.2139640

I can't name a single one.

>> No.2139643

anything by jane austen, zadie smith, lorrie moore

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>> No.2139658

Most women aren't capable of the introspection required to write comedy.

>> No.2139668

>>2139649
Fuck...Im dyin here

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>> No.2139689

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Woman%27s_Bible

>> No.2139692

flannery o'connor can be pretty damn funny

>> No.2139698

If you think pictures of a romantic comedy actress your mom likes juxtaposed with pictures of horses are funnier than Persuasion, you might be a /lit/ poster

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YOU CAN HATE ME NOW

BUT I WON'T STOP NOW

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All books written women. They're too superficial, irrational, too reactionary, and emotional to write anything serious, unbiased, and worth your time.

>> No.2139710

>>2139707

i wish all the guys that thought this way would go live on a big homoerotic island together and be as serious and rational as they want and not bother people who arent idiots ever again

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>>2139698

I wouldn't be posting them if OP weren't such a fag. If he hadn't mentioned it, someone would make the obvious "lol no such thing" joke and the rest of us would move on to the subject, but instead he decided to herp and derp about it

poor show OP

>> No.2139717

>>2139710
If you were a man I'd take you seriously.

>> No.2139725

>>2139712
you ain't been on 4chan long enuf if u srsly think any thread specifically about people who aren't white men has any chance of not taking the express lane to shitsville usa in the first five responses

>> No.2139734

>>2139634
>no jobs, no cash, and no hope!!!!
Someone'd better check up on Kevin Bacon.

>> No.2139756

I hope daniel radcliffe doesn't die because then we wouldn't have any rad cliffs. am i right or what. or what about that bruno mars

>> No.2139769

>>2139756
Or Martin Brest. Fnarr fnarr.

>> No.2139776

>>2139756

i hope rap phenom pitbull doesn't maul any babies

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>>2139756

pic related

>> No.2139801

>>2139769
>>2139778

these guys get it

>>2139776

you should try again, I still think you've got it in you

>> No.2139828

>>2139712
who is that guy what is on the bottom

>> No.2139845

>>2139828

kevin bacon. obviously an american created that picture

>> No.2139914

>>2139769

Even worse if it were Dean Koontz and Nicky Butt in the same car accident.

It could happen. Maybe.

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>>2139701
THIS FUCKING BOOK.

I was flying to chicago for business and I read my first book on my way down, so i bought this FUCKING book from the bookstore in o'hare for like 30 bucks cause the first chapter was funny.

Rest of the book is
1. Fag parade
2. FEMINIST GRRL
3. 40 pages of a fucking fashion shoot
4. 2 scripts, no commentary, nothing. At the end she just added scripts she already wrote to the book to pad the lenght.
FUCK YOU TINA FEY I AIN"T BUYING ANY OF YOUR SHIT EVER AGAIN

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>>2139965

I've never read any of her stuff, but I'd definitely fuck her, if she'd like me to.

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>>2139997
>>2139965

>mfw every single fucking woman on my OKCupid match list describes herself as "just like liz lemon lol"

>> No.2140147

>>2139965
Haha, man. If I'm gonna buy a book in the airport bookstore then Mary Roach (speaking of funny AUTHORESSES, btw) had better be telling me where to find a big fucking thing of pirate gold on the last page. I got Bossypants as a free audiobook download from Audible and enjoyed it, but then I'm a big fan of fag parades and feminist grrrrrrls.