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I met a shitposter from an antique page,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of man
Stand in the bedroom. . . . 'twixt them, on the stage,
Overturned an old mason jar lies, whose can,
And yellow lid, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its poster well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these rotten links,
The users mocked them, and the ass that bled;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
This clip is 1guy1jar, King of Kinks;
Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The dead and dying sites stretch far away."

>> No.21381455

>>21381454
Kek

>> No.21381524

>>21381454

Listen u

>> No.21381531

ok this is epic

>> No.21381533

This post is very illuminating

>> No.21381538
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21381538

>> No.21381552
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21381552

Best thread on the board currently

>> No.21381556

I love you OP

>> No.21382121

Whatever happened to the jar squatter?

>> No.21382125

Good bread

>> No.21382241

Quite.

>> No.21382352

>>21381454
I hate this gif more than any other.
>>21382121
No clue but he did it at least twice on camera and I suspect he did it at least once before considering how calmly he removes the shards and manages to keep in frame. Second time the washcloth is red, presumably the blood stained washcloth from this take. Fairly certain he survived all three, he was a 99chan regular and it would have been noticed if he stopped posting. Despite all the fucked up people that hung out there that place was surprisingly good.

>> No.21382387

>>21381454
Into my ass a jar that kills
From yon far shocksite blows;
What are those red remembered cracks,
What fluids, what shards are those?

That is the land of lost continence,
I see its shining pain,
The sitting toilets where I went
And cannot come again.

>> No.21382621

>>21381454
>>21382387
This >>21381552.

>> No.21383652

You guys are nice :)

>> No.21383964

>>21381454
It's glorious OP

>> No.21383997

>>21382387
Based

>> No.21384016

The Jar
He squatted down
Yes
YES
The Jar is in

>> No.21384149

>>21384016
Kek

>> No.21384236
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>> No.21384430

>>21381454
I love you OP
>>21382352
>>21382121
He's a Russian boomer married with wife and kids who wanted to be a gay porn star but couldn't so he coped with fetish shit like this. He was fine for a long time after this incident though. He described how he dug the shards out of his ass and just went to work and hung out with his family after.
The original collection this video was in was apparently called something like "Not gay it just funny". Makes me shit myself laughing for some reason.

>> No.21385408

>>21384016
This is good.

>> No.21386126

>>21384430
Damn. If I had known that I would have included the detail in my edit.

>> No.21386138

>>21381454
ridiculous.
what even happened to him?