Soymac McRedditthy

[Anonymous No.21353308]

The worst author of all time.

[sage No.21353311]

sage and kys

[Anonymous No.21353313]

>>21353311
Triggered tranny

[Anonymous No.21353314]

>>21353308
Love the little ol' niggah

[Anonymous No.21353317]

>>21353314
> Love the little ol' niggah

[Anonymous No.21353335]

>>21353308
Pynchon is reddit actually.

[Anonymous No.21353346]

Referring to books as reddit is the most reddit thing ever. Only a redditor would consider the complex world of literature as a black and white based/cringe dichotomy

[Anonymous No.21353350]

>>21353346
>t. atheist leftist

[Anonymous No.21353356]

>>21353308
>"god is a motherfucker, if you will"
>*slurps soipuccino*
>*adds tranny character named the bussy*
>i'm gonna science the hell out of this
shut up and take my reddit golds!

[Anonymous No.21353361]

>>21353346
The based/cringe dichotomy is a Kantian a priori.

[Anonymous No.21353385]

>>21353308
kys

[Anonymous No.21353395]

Low IQ nigger

[Anonymous No.21353628]

>>21353308
One spring morning timing the lean near-liquid progress of a horse on a track, the dust exploding, the rapid hasping of his hocks, coming up the straight foreshortened and awobble and passing elongate and birdlike wish harsh breaths and slatted brisket heaving and the muscles sliding and brunching in clocklike flexion under the wet black hide and a gout of foam hung from the long jaw and then gone in a muted hoofclatter, the aging magistrate snapped his thumb from the keep of the stopwatch he held and palmed it into his waistcoat pocket and looking at nothing, nor child nor horse, said anent that simple comparison of rotary motions and in the oratory to which he was prone that they had witnessed a thing against which time would not prevail.
He meant a thing to be remembered, but the young apostate by the rail at his elbow had already begun to sicken at the slow seeping of life. He could see the shape of the skull through the old man's flesh. Hear sand in the glass. Lives running out like something foul, night-soil from a cesspipe, a measured dripping in the dark. The clock has run, the horse has run, and which has measured which?

[Anonymous No.21353882]

>>21353350
>>21353308
>>21353317
calm down fedoradude.

[Anonymous No.21354912]

>>21353385
stay mad tranny

[Anonymous No.21355406]

So I'm not the only one who got tired of the incessant pseud flipper boy bullshit and tapped out at page 300?

>tfw have read 4 Shakespeare plays since then, The Passenger is just sitting there collecting dust.
>blatant useless tranny thrown into "Nawlins" cafe scene to boost publisher's ESG score
>of fucking course the tranny looks 10x better than a real woman

[Anonymous No.21355722]

Gemac McShartty

[Anonymous No.21355760]

>>21355406
saving this image >>21355722
to make fun of you with in 8 years

[Anonymous No.21356895]

>>21353628
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vamonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

[Anonymous No.21356944]

>>21353628
Too many commas

[Anonymous No.21356946]

>>21353308
What happened to /lit/?

[Anonymous No.21357027]

>>21353308
Mean! >:(

[Anonymous No.21357031]

>>21353308
Blood Merdian was good but terribly written. I don't mean grammar; I mean obscure words used and verbosity.

[Anonymous No.21357391]

>>21356946
Nothing. We never read.

[Anonymous No.21357604]

>“The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man’s mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others.”
OH FUCK OFF
Fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.21358098]

Is this the chud containment thread? Based 'mac making them seethe.

[Anonymous No.21358123]

>>21358098
Basedmac is the most Reddit Fedora author ever.

[Anonymous No.21358189]

>>21353308
Cormac is based fr, in Stella Maris he says IQ is dumb because niggers can have 85 iq but be musical geniuses so it's not an accurate measure of intelligence and that jews are 2% of the population but 80% of the mathematicians

[Anonymous No.21358196]

>>21358123
More meme words than not are in this sentence

[Anonymous No.21358209]

>>21353882
>calm down fedoradude.

[Anonymous No.21358289]

>>21358196
>t. leftard
Quibbling over word choice because the broader points made are unanswerable.

[Anonymous No.21358307]

>hmm I can't decide what this book should be about... I'll just half-ass 8 different topics and release it instead
he did manage to dial back the use of obscure words this time at least

[Anonymous No.21359402]

bump

[Anonymous No.21361025]

>>21353628
The purplest of prose.

[Anonymous No.21361042]

>>21358289
What does this have to do with politics? Me thinks you are impotent in real life so you have to strawman and lash out

[Anonymous No.21361047]

>>21353308
still made about the trans bitch in passenger huh

[Anonymous No.21361318]

>>21353385
>nooo you have to like what i like

[Anonymous No.21361869]

>>21361042
Because leftists always fly into a tizzy when they see their idols attacked.

[Anonymous No.21361887]

>>21361869
>leftists idolize McCarthy
News to me, probably need to everyone including leftists

[Anonymous No.21361899]

>>21353356
my sides

[Anonymous No.21361919]

>>21353308
I enjoyed The Passenger and Stella Maris.

[Anonymous No.21361936]

>>21357031
filtered

[Anonymous No.21362220]

>>21361887
Just see the butthurt transgenders fawning over him on this board, it's nauseating

[Anonymous No.21362294]

>>21362220
>everything I don't like is trans

yawn

[Anonymous No.21362323]

>>21353308
this thread is truly the best /lit/ has to offer

[Anonymous No.21362576]

>>21362323
Ye

[Anonymous No.21363494]

Bump

[Anonymous No.21363504]

>>21363494
Your thread is shit

[Anonymous No.21363736]

>>21363504
>Your thread is shit

[Anonymous No.21364187]

>>21357391
We used to pretend to.

[Anonymous No.21364697]

>>21364187
fuk trannies

[Anonymous No.21365600]

Finally got my copy of The Passenger, this is the funniest book he's written.
>All I smell is molasses

[Anonymous No.21365639]

>>21365600
Suttree was funnier.

[Anonymous No.21365652]

>>21353308
*shrugs* I think he's great, one of the best living authors I know of.

[Anonymous No.21365927]

>>21357031
Dude just use a dictionary, it's not hard. Also that's kind of the point.

[Anonymous No.21365987]

Here's McCarthy talking to science man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYr5zF-oNs

[Anonymous No.21366041]

>>21357031
ah, blood meridian, monsieur? that novel is the sark and chaparral of literature, the filament whereon rode the remuda of highbrow, corraled out of some destitute hacienda upon the arroya, quirting and splurting with main and with pyrolatrous coagulate of lobated grandiloquence. our eyes rode over the pages, monsieur, of that slatribed azotea like argonauts of suttee, juzgados of swole, bights and systoles of walleyed and tyrolean and carbolic and tectite and scurvid and querent and creosote and scapular malpais and shellalagh. we scalped, monsieur, the gantlet of its esker and led our naked bodies into the rebozos of its mennonite and siliceous fauna, wallowing in the jasper and the carnelian like archimandrites, teamsters, combers of cassinette scoria, centroids of holothurian chancre, with pizzles of enfiladed indigo panic grass in the saltbush of our vigas, true commodores of the written page, rebuses, monsieur, we were the mygale spiders too and the devonian and debouched pulque that settled on the frizzen studebakers, listening the wolves howling in the desert while we saw the judge rise out of a thicket of corbelled arches, whinstone, cairn, cholla, lemurs, femurs, leantos, moonblanched nacre, uncottered fistulas of groaning osnaburg and kelp, isomers of fluepipe and halms awap of griddle, guisado, pelancillo.

[Anonymous No.21366045]

>>21366041
McCarthy was the most 'vocabularly' and musically equipped to write the 2nd Finnegans wake. Maybe it is stashed somewhere in his posthumous pile.

[Anonymous No.21366073]

In four days riding he crossed the pecos
At iraan texas and rode
Up out of the river breaks
Where the pumpjacks in the yates field
Ranged against the skyline rose
And dipped like mechanical birds.
Like large primitive birds welded
Up out of iron by hearsay,
In a land perhaps where such birds
Once had been.

So damn good.

[Anonymous No.21366076]

>>21366041
Just so you know, when he started writing full pages like this I just skimmed over it instead of wasting my time.

[Anonymous No.21366081]

>>21366076
Too weak for crenellated hot arroyo I see.

[Anonymous No.21366085]

>>21366081
Yeah, something like that, probably.

[Anonymous No.21366210]

some cowboy genreshit cannot be a great american novel

[Anonymous No.21366222]

>>21366210
Why not? It's the first thing that comes to most people's minds when they hear "America".

[Anonymous No.21366251]

>>21366210
If some gay nautical genreshit can be in contention then so can the cowboys.

[Anonymous No.21366275]

>>21366210
Works for pynchon

[Anonymous No.21366288]

>>21366275
>a Pynchon western
I can already imagine Rattlesnake Rango crawling into the outhouse to eat Miss Patricia's turds while imagining they're the cocks of the mandingo fighters at the plantation

[Anonymous No.21366292]

>>21366288
Against the Day is partly a western

[Anonymous No.21366298]

>>21366275
>Atd
>a GAN
? Chinchong sux btw.

[Anonymous No.21366300]

>>21366275
ATD is too bloated and has a couple terrible storylines. Definitely not the great American novel

[Anonymous No.21366304]

>>21366298
>>21366292
>>21366288

You're focusing on the western bit too much, but there's spaghetti western stylings in all his works

[Anonymous No.21366307]

>>21366300
Better than most!

[Anonymous No.21367600]

>>21366304
Why do you "spaghetti western" rather than just western?

[OP No.21367884]

DUDE PYNCHON LMAO