/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21330614]

>twilight is popular with teenage girls
>let's make a retelling of it where the genders of the characters are flipped so now it's about an immortal female vampire lusting after a high school boy
Who was this made for?

[Anonymous No.21330640]

>>21330614
Women obviously

[Anonymous No.21330652]

>>21330640
That is why capitalism is a failure

Capitalism is when business adjust itself to the consumer's preference
But the problem is that 50% of all consumers are women

[Anonymous No.21330676]

>>21330652
It's not capitalism, or liberalism, or individualism that ruined things. It's that we fucked up by categorizing women as full persons. All of these systems can work reasonably well despite their flaws if "person" is defined as adult male citizen. If consumers and voters are male heads of households, reason will basically prevail. Morals will hold firm. Society will make sense. Once you let women vote, or vote with their (husband's) money, all hell breaks loose, for the exact same reason that it would break loose if you let dogs vote.

Dogs CANNOT vote, they don't understand the STAKES. Just like a woman. In fact I think a dog might be slightly more capable of making political decisions than a woman (because dogs are capable of loyalty).

Any time you try to imagine fixing or changing modern politics in any way, before you start mucking about changing the parameters of the whole system and trying to find the ideal ideologies and theories, just think, "What if women didn't have any say at all?" You will find that men can make even a bad system work reasonably well.

[Anonymous No.21330809]

hot, to be desu

[Anonymous No.21330820]

>>21330676
>dogs are capable of loyalty
Got dam.

[Anonymous No.21330859]

>>21330676

[Anonymous No.21330876]

>>21330614
>Who was this made for?
Women obviously

[Anonymous No.21331161]

>>21330614
sounds like an anime plot imo

[Anonymous No.21331166]

>>21330614
Me

[Anonymous No.21331194]

>I get it now

[Anonymous No.21331230]

>>21331161
yeah, it's called rosario vampire.

[Anonymous No.21331239]

>>21330676
>inb4 they call you incel
But they can never refute you.

[Anonymous No.21331241]

>>21330614
Did they really? That's kinda hot ngl...

[Anonymous No.21331244]

>>21330614
Sounds more based if the woman is the vampire to me

[Anonymous No.21331256]

>>21331241
yes, almost every character got genderbent. there is a pack of sexy buff female werewolves.

[Anonymous No.21331268]

>>21331256
OP is a fag again

[Anonymous No.21331270]

>>21331256
You're lying... My dick can only handle so much, this can't be true...

[Anonymous No.21331317]

>>21330676
>thinks all men are full persons
Faggot

[Anonymous No.21331347]

>>21330614
Literally the plot of this new anime.

[Anonymous No.21331356]

>>21331347
no HE still lusts after HER and its not even lust, he just wants to be a vampire

[Anonymous No.21331684]

>>21331347
That one sucks though. Its only good for AMVs

[Anonymous No.21331698]

>>21330614
>now it's about an immortal female vampire lusting after a high school boy
Hot.

[Anonymous No.21331703]

>>21330652
Women control ~70% of USA household spending

[Anonymous No.21331713]

>>21331256
You're making me want to listen to it. And so far I have only the four regular books of the series as audiobooks.

[Anonymous No.21331720]

>>21330614
Millennials and zoomers under 35 years of age who are existentially dejected, confused, devoid of purpose and in need of change, but for some reason expect to be "fixed" by a sexy mysterious woman who will just drop from the sky and save them from themselves and make them special and complete. This addresses the double problem by introducing change into their terrible lives without thereby actually requiring these people to change anything themselves, least of all actually change themselves.
That's pretty much it. In theory it would also work on Gen Xers and Boomers if they weren't larpers who have to play at being machos (i.e. getting girls by their own initiative but still receiving all of their validation from women.)

[Anonymous No.21331831]

>>21330614
>Who was this made for?
Stephenie Meyer's wallet

>>21330676
I would give up my right to vote to end abortion

[Anonymous No.21331975]

>>21330614
>Who was this made for
Meyer herself in all likelyhood, and not in a financial sense, isn't she a noted fanfic writing degenerate?

[Anonymous No.21332495]

>twilight
>twilight rule63
>twilight but from edwards perspective
How many times can she get away with writing the exact same book?

[Anonymous No.21332779]

>>21330640
This

[Anonymous No.21332810]

>>21330614
Have you read it? Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.21332829]

>>21330614
girls into role-reversal

[Anonymous No.21332967]

>>21330652
Don't worry incel, nobody is taking your Heger away

[Anonymous No.21333072]

>>21331720
>zoomers
I love how some millennials do this. "Like yeah, millennials would fall for this shit....but ZOOMERS too!" - as if zoomers give two fucks about Twilight.
>who are existentially dejected, confused, devoid of purpose and in need of change, but for some reason expect to be "fixed" by a sexy mysterious woman who will just drop from the sky and save them from themselves and make them special and complete.
So you basically mean /lit/ - or hell, 4chan as a whole - with how many "d00d I don't GET women bro/TFW NO GF/etc" threads?
>This addresses the double problem by introducing change into their terrible lives without thereby actually requiring these people to change anything themselves, least of all actually change themselves.
So basically millennials who blame everyone else for their own self-imposed problems? Whites, blacks, men, women, gentiles, Jews, etc, etc. All are blamed by millennials.
>>21331975
All YA is made for the female author's wish fulfillment these days. Why do you think so many protags are "plain Janes" who don't get how "REALLY beautiful" they are? Why do you think the love interests are all Chads and the villains all Stacies? It's femcel power hour.

[Anonymous No.21333136]

>>21333072
Agree with everything but
>jews
Goyim kike worshipping faggot.

[Anonymous No.21333222]

>>21330676
True, but I would also add that a lot of men have become feminized and so to call some men 'men' would be stretching that dwindling title. They've given in to women and have let their likeness revolve entirely around them, or have given up and stick to tried and true incelebacy. They are feminized men who behave as women, who too can subvert modern political systems. I would extend your definition of person to exclude liberal men, or men hypnotized by whatever (or whoever) forces work to degenerate our milieu.

[Anonymous No.21333232]

>>21333072
It's true, haven't you ever talked to zoomers? As far as passivity is concerned, millennials and zoomers are birds of a feather. And yes, I am referring to 4chan users but also to tons of other people besides.

[Anonymous No.21333237]

>>21331347
I will now consume your smut

[Anonymous No.21333285]

>>21332829
>girls into role-reversal
mommy doms

[Anonymous No.21333417]

>>21333072
blew your cover immediately

[Anonymous No.21333461]

>>21331161
yeah, it's called Kizumonogatari

[Anonymous No.21333665]

>>21330614
IT WAS MADE FOR ME, JOHN
THE BOOK WAS MADE FOR ME!

[Anonymous No.21333676]

>>21330676
>>21331239
>Notice how they always call you an incel, but never a liar?

[Anonymous No.21333828]

>>21330676
Well, you convinced me.

[Anonymous No.21333839]

>>21331256
That sounds great. Sign me up. When is the film happening?

[Anonymous No.21334658]

>>21330614
This book is what got me into reading like 2 months ago.
I've been trying to chase that high of human guy with monster/android girl love interest.
I have been utterly fucking defeated.
There's an ocean of books for women where they get raped, saved, lusted after, but there's criminally little for men in the same department.
Everything is either shitty harem or fantasy.

I just want more books like this one.
I hated twilight with every fiber of my being when I first heard about it but then read Life and Death and I finally understood.
Now I'm fucked though, because I'm not a god damn whore who is the target audience for 99% of the romance genre.
Fuck women, I hate them all.
God damn bitches and whores and sluts all of them fuck they have it so good and don't even know it.

[Anonymous No.21334686]

>>21330676
>not a single refutation
King

[Anonymous No.21334700]

>>21330676
This is unfortunately completely true.
We're fucked though, women are seen as competent and able to make decisions despite the mountains of evidence against the fact in society painted on the wall for everyone to see.
Women instigate divorces the most, the majority upwards of 90% of them only go for the top 10% of men, and to top it all off they still despite getting them, find a way to cheat on those men they lust after.

Women have caused the immigration problem, they made it easy for psychopaths to infiltrate government and they take most of the teaching jobs essentially brainwashing and ruining the minds of new generations.

It's a fucking mess. Women are a serious problem because they can't be legally put in their fucking place. They get the house, half your money, the kids, and even your fucking dog.
It's all fucked.

[Anonymous No.21335774]

>>21330652
What the fuck are you on about.

[Anonymous No.21335781]

>>21330652
Capitalism isn't a failure. Women are.

[Anonymous No.21336091]

>>21330614
For women.

[Anonymous No.21336110]

>>21330652
more like 90%

>>21330676
wtf calm down lad

[Anonymous No.21336197]

>>21335781
More women have their shit together than men do right now, at least here in NYC.

[Anonymous No.21336207]

>>21330676
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.21337364]

>>21336197
No one in NY has their shit together, or they wouldn't be in NY

[Anonymous No.21337478]

>>21330676
i get you have to beat women every now and again but you didn't have to fucking murder them like that

[Anonymous No.21337491]

>>21337364
It's relative. Women here are still better at taking care of themselves overall.

[Anonymous No.21337496]

>>21335781
Both capitalism and women are failures

[Anonymous No.21337499]

>>21337478
computers would not exist without women.

[Anonymous No.21337580]

>>21337499
The "x wouldn't exist without y" argument gives me an unreasonable amount of anger like yes the fuck it would, someone else would have made y if x hadn't.
I have no opinion on this topic I just hate when people say this.

[Anonymous No.21337592]

>>21337580
Well the “look at retarded model/photographer, this is proof women bad” argument is even worse

[Anonymous No.21337599]

>>21330676
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.21337615]

>>21337592
its a meme dipshit i dont actually think the image is an accurate reflection of the average intelligence of women

[Anonymous No.21337620]

>>21337580
It's a reflexive action to react to an extreme with an extreme. women are so thoroughly erased from history that any mention of them must be exaggerated in order to counteract it. Of course computers would exist without women, but how many people know that women used to weave the memory for early computers, almost exclusively?

[Anonymous No.21337627]

>>21331239
>>21333676
>>21334686
He’s a self refuting rage-post already.

>>21331831
>buh, muh semen!

>>21335781
>capitalism is supposed to ruin lives and destroy the planet
But it also “emancipated” women. You absolute tards lol.

>>21337615
Then don’t post it.

[Anonymous No.21337631]

>>21337627
i posted it because it was funny not everything has to be so goddamn serious

[Anonymous No.21337635]

>>21337631
>funny
you thought it was funny, you mean. clearly no one else did

[Anonymous No.21337639]

>>21337631
It’s a dumb pic, humorous, sure, but the tards in this thread are a pack of shits I wouldn’t joke with.

[Anonymous No.21337798]

>>21331161
All YA can serve as plots for anime, THOUGH.

[Anonymous No.21337939]

>>21337635
I also thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.21337947]

>>21334658
Read some romance light novels

[Anonymous No.21337957]

>>21337627
>But it also “emancipated” women. You absolute tards lol.
Isn't that what they're saying? Women more maleable little consumers. I for one look for to gay communism and no more females.

[Anonymous No.21337961]

>>21337798
whats YA?

[Anonymous No.21337963]

>>21330676
oof big yikes chudcel
get some pussy on yo dick, loser

[Anonymous No.21337982]

>>21335781
capitalism is bound to fail because it exploits and exaggerates human desires, it's a machien which structurally runs off of sin

[Anonymous No.21337992]

>>21337963
>lowercase tumblr typing
>crude sexual references

you're proving his point. if you want to argue for female dignity you gotta do better than that. i love how you lefties are so convicted of your own grunginess. in reality you're quite conventional and staid. you really think our pornified capitalism is offended by some sexuality? you are a STOOGE for the system. FUCK. YOU.

[Anonymous No.21338002]

>>21337957
Humans are all malleable. Consumerism isn't what emancipated women. Capitalists need for cheap labor and tools of bribery are the exact mechanisms that did that.
But conversely, it was ancient world "civilizational" systems that threw them into a miserable state of chattel. Free people, aka "primitive", "savage", "backward" peoples afforded women a proper and respectable role in the community far more often.

>gay communism
Where future generations are grown in tubes with artificial eggs. Sure.

[Anonymous No.21338006]

>>21337963
I love that this is the response women/cucks always have to honest criticism against women. All you’re doing is showing the world that all you can come back with is empty headed ad hominem, and that the only real thing women can do that men can’t is be born with a pussy. Thanks for proving him right.

[Anonymous No.21338020]

>>21337992
u just mad yo dick dry
maybe if yo dick be hittin different sugar walls on a weekly baysis yo ass would understandd the benefits of sexual liberation of females

[Anonymous No.21338061]

>>21338002
>Humans are all malleable. Consumerism isn't what emancipated women. Capitalists need for cheap labor and tools of bribery are the exact mechanisms that did that.
Everything there is part and parcel of precisely the same thing. Mercantilists and feudalists also needed cheap labor, it was the capitalist system with its emphasis on expanding market access and consumption potential that are behind the present malaise.

>But conversely, it was ancient world "civilizational" systems that threw them into a miserable state of chattel. Free people, aka "primitive", "savage", "backward" peoples afforded women a proper and respectable role in the community far more often
It's all relative, honey. Females occupied a higher position among the vikings and the mongols than among the civilized, but they certainly were not seen as equal to men. Even the Hottentots, who remained entirely unevolved socially, had a patriarchal system in place. The reverse where women hold power or there was something like true equality, was extremely extremely rare.

>Where future generations are grown in tubes with artificial eggs. Sure.
That's my hope. I'm not saying it's coming in the near future, but we've already grown mammals in "test tubes" and there has been quite some headway with bipaternal and bimaternal fertilization. It will definitely come eventually.

[Anonymous No.21338105]

>>21337961
YA: Young Adult.
Refers to the genre.

[Anonymous No.21338124]

>>21337992
You're doing the exact same thing.
And taking bait. What a moron.

>>21338006
Again, taking bait.
Honest criticism? Honestly you'll all dismiss any refutation as "empty headed" and you know it.

>Who was this made for?
The fans. Anyone willing to pay. It is IS for money, for a "LIVING" this IS a capitalist priority.
>Women aren't real "persons"
Bitter misogynist who clearly hates his lot in life and take it out on a whole sex that had nothing to do with his failures. The monetary success of a hack writer sort of indicates he's a failed writer.
>All these systems can work *reasonably*
They never have. EVER.
>Muh lost morals
Capitalists use every trick to maintain power and social bribery is one of them. Loosening churchly moral laws is one of them. Where once it was a social institution to arrange marriage into miserable duty, love replaced it. This wasn't just a woman's desire, you feckless twit.
>voting
As Emma Goldman well knew, women voting in an oligarchic republic won't change any fucking thing, and so it hasn't. Women wanted an ERA, they didn't get it. They wanted Roe v. Wade codified, that's wiped away. We still don't have freedom, men and women. We're still being bought off cheap with loosening moral standards, woke capitalism, and trans-rights. A series of bullshit TERFS, LaRouche-ites and true socialists can fucking see right through.
>Dogs!
This is all you value? A boy, his dog and his cock-sock. So go hide in the woods and stop thinking about women. Idiot
>Scapegoating women as the newjew
We already know what groups of cloistered men get up to on their on. And it's gay and child-molesty. You see it in the Catholic Church, boarding schools, the military, and 4channers

Now go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.21338141]

>>21338124
>crystalDOTcafe

[Anonymous No.21338153]

>>21338124
>A series of bullshit TERFS
No one asked tankie tranny

[Anonymous No.21338161]

>>21338061
>it was indeed capitalism
Right. Hence anon above is wrong.
>they certainly were not seen as equal
Derrrrrr hrhrhrhr "You smollll. Me beeeeg!" And worthy of protection and respect. The elders worth their salt would also point out the importance of intellect and experience over size and strength. "equality" in treatment is what this has always ALWAYS been about, not pretending everyone is the same. A community builds its strengths with, uh-oh! DIVERSITY
>Test tube clones
Women can reproduce with themselves without all that now as is.

But hey, maybe I'm a little aggressive above. Not aimed at you specifically

[Anonymous No.21338170]

>>21338153
I'm not either of those things, for the record.
TERFs aren't trans. They're anti-trans. Geez

[Anonymous No.21338186]

None of you hate women, you just hate women not liking you.

[Anonymous No.21338198]

>>21338186

People despise what they can't use to their full advantage.

[Anonymous No.21338204]

>>21338161
>Right. Hence anon above is wrong.
I was responding to the female claiming capitalism emancipated women, which I agree with and take to be a bad thing.

>"You smollll. Me beeeeg!"
If you don't want your sex to be detected right of the bat, don't post like this.

To actually respond: I take no position on what an "elder worth their salt" would or would not do. We must look at the facts as they exist, as you yourself seemed inclined to do in your previous post. It is simply the case that "patriarchy" and women occupying a lesser position than men is the norm at all stages of societal development. It will remain that way when capitalism falls away if humanity is to keep functioning.

>Women can reproduce with themselves without all that now as is.
You should go do that then. Segregation is the way.

[Anonymous No.21338210]

>>21338186
No, I'm gay and had straight sex before I realized that about myself. I want total separation from females.

[Anonymous No.21338221]

>>21338170
The term TERF is almost exclusively used by terminally online lefties (who are often trannies).

You uses this term, which is a red flag for being a tranny. That's what he was saying. To not be called a tranny in the future, don't use "TERF".

[Anonymous No.21338245]

>>21338186
I've hated women before I hit puberty. I can easily get one even now but I just hate them too much for it

[Anonymous No.21338256]

>>21338221
You don't know what it stands for?
It stands for Trans EXCLUSIONARY Radical Feminist.
And it does bring quite a few rightwing women into the fold despite the the feminist signifier. Any trans that might jump into a conversation is a self hating trans and disingenuous feminist. Now stop being stupid.

>>21338198
But are they fully "people" at this point? hmmm

>>21338204
>I was responding to the female claiming capitalism emancipated women,
I was she
>When capitalism falls
When civilization is walked back to a less electrical world, we may face this grim world. But pre-agricultural revolution saw a more equitable world for women and we may yet do thing differently.
>Segregation
blah.

>>21338245
Awww. Special boy. He hated his momma before it was cool.

[Anonymous No.21338267]

>>21338256

Both of you are angry because you have no control over the other. Both of you women and men in the thread can't use each other and are thus projecting and diminishing each other because you can't use the other to your own ends and are insecure about being independent beings enslaved to the other's existence.

[Anonymous No.21338286]

>>21338267
I just hate the scapegoating assholes. That r9k type.
I guess I just want them to learn better, but it's mostly frustration. Hopefully they're not this bad IRL, but it's a good idea to get these thoughts out of their heads so they can interact with women better. (Not ever claiming women as a whole are angels)

[Anonymous No.21338287]

>>21338256
>Right wing
>Feminist
It's over for chudcels.
>When civilization is walked back to a less electrical world, we may face this grim world. But pre-agricultural revolution saw a more equitable world for women and we may yet do thing differently.
That history has a linear trajectory is a cornerstone of orthodox Marxism. Marx and Engels both wrote extensively on the contradictions of the capitalist system which will eventually lead to its autophagy. They predicted something like communism would replace it in the end. If we're going back to the natural state of social relations, then women will inevitably get what they deserve.

>Blah
You clearly don't love men. Just go live in some sapphic colony. I don't know why you reject this.

[Anonymous No.21338293]

>>21338286
>r9k
Never posted there, sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.21338296]

>>21330676
Really sad, really sad. Especially the dog part. However, I agree, no matter how sad it is, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.21338367]

>>21338286
>I just want them to learn better
No you just want to make yourself feel better, women are excellent at manipulating emotions(including their own) but can’t introspect for shit. I don’t blame them either, if I thought like a woman I wouldn’t want to analyze my nature either.

[Anonymous No.21338399]

>>21337499
Good. Technology is ruining the fucking world, and our humanity, and everything.

[Anonymous No.21338427]

>>21338006
>honest criticism
It's a rant and not even a good one. I've met idiotic women in equal numbers as men. Women are more humble at least. Besides, gender is the role and identifications assumed during your childhood and far less biology or adult social expectations

[Anonymous No.21338457]

>>21337620
how many people know anything whatsoever about the construction or invention of early computers? What a dishonest argument..

[Anonymous No.21338712]

>>21338367
Men learning to behave would make a lot of people feel better.

>>21338296
You're a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21338721]

>>21338124
>t. sheltered retard

[Anonymous No.21338726]

>>21338712
There are so many websites for females. Just don't come to this one if you can't take the heat.

[Anonymous No.21338738]

>>21338712
>You're a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21338777]

>>21330614
me

[Anonymous No.21338788]

>>21338712
Women learning to behave would make the world better

[Anonymous No.21338793]

>>21338721
>Seething
>>21338726
>Stop taking the heat in stride and slapping our baby asses so harrrrd
>>21338738
>Hysterical denial

[Anonymous No.21338802]

>>21338738
Women are easily offended. At least it is legal to pushback online.

[Anonymous No.21338816]

>>21338457

>What a dishonest argument..
except it really isn't

[Anonymous No.21338819]

>>21338788
>NO U!!!

[Anonymous No.21338832]

>>21338802
Just calling it as I see it. My arguments still up and unrefuted

[Anonymous No.21338843]

You can really tell a pathetic simp, or actual roastie is getting triggered in this thread.
Women suck, like actually suck.
How many cocks do you think the average woman goes through in a week?
They're cheap.
If all your value stems from your cunt and your mouth, why not own it? It's the truth.
You're worthless beyond that.
You don't even try to prove otherwise.
Why would I waste my time with more women?
Every bitch I've gone steady with has been utterly disappointing.
You could say maybe I haven't met the right girl yet or whatever but I definitely give them the benefit of the doubt and they always fuck everything up because they would rather focus on how something makes them feel over if something makes sense or not.
I'm not going to marry someone who will most likely divorce me and take half my wealth.
It doesn't make sense to marry you.
You're a bigger liability than you're worth.
Your cunt and your mouth is all you're good for in today's society. A man can't trust you sluts.

[Anonymous No.21338852]

>>21338843
>How many cocks do you think the average woman goes through in a week?
i got you anon

[Anonymous No.21338864]

>>21338852
This is fucking brutal.
God damn.
It's funny but depressing at the same time.

[Anonymous No.21338873]

>>21338852
>Is she hot? That's all that matters

[Anonymous No.21338884]

>>21338852
Come on dude. She's above average. Your gf has had 7 miles tops.

[Anonymous No.21338898]

[Anonymous No.21338910]

>>21338898

[Anonymous No.21338916]

>>21333222
Nice trips Bateman, but you're putting the cart before the horse in assuming that feminised men aren't another product of the feminised systems that have prevailed in the Western World. This obsession and deference to women began in Victorian England due to them enjoying similar social conditions to our own- with no real cause or challenge beyond arbitrary games like hunting, running for parliament or killing gollywogs social, aristocratic women were suddenly the equal to their men. When life becomes about who was the wittiest at the last social occasion and who can hold the grandest party for their fellow toffs, we all become women.

[Anonymous No.21338922]

>>21331161
literally just call of the night

[Anonymous No.21338932]

>>21330676
Iran must be a paradise

[Anonymous No.21338933]

>>21338932
Based retardo-kun.

[Anonymous No.21338939]

>>21338819
No, sure if we “acted nicer”, which is basically what modern society does for you, it lies and says you can forsake having children to be a serf, and spend the latter half of your life alone, your consumerist lifestyle “leaders” all too happy to add 50% more workforce from the population. Now they can pay people less and now households can’t live off single income. And you can feel great about it too!
Honestly just think, the women has all the power in the relationship dynamic, but only until she has sex with the guy. After that, the man will have gotten what he really wanted, is no longer as entranced by you. Women have something valuable, and many of them currently giving it away cheaply, and to someone that won’t commit to you. All in the name of their own empowerment.

[Anonymous No.21338950]

>>21338932
Even with the US embargo strangling them and cutting them off from international systems that mightead them to conform, women still have the vote in Iran.

[Anonymous No.21339234]

>>21330676
Almost flawless analysis. Just a little nitpick:
>if "person" is defined as adult male citizen
It should be an adult male FAMILY MAN, not just a single guy.
The fundamental voting unit should be the family, not the single people. One vote per family, not one vote per person. This way the country becomes inevitably strong, resistent to mass immigration and other subtle invasions, wary of the jew, and it solves its fertility crisis without needing to import millions of subhumans.

[Anonymous No.21339424]

>Came to the thread for the Twilight discussion
>Find posts by Muslim wife beaters instead
Just another day on /lit/

[Anonymous No.21339506]

>>21339424
>control+f islam/muslim
You're the only one thinking this has to do with Islam, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.21339631]

>>21339506
>sweetie
Stop flirting with me. I'm not a faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.21340734]

>>21330640
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.21341351]

for me, I read that and surprisingly was it fun

[Anonymous No.21341496]

>>21330676

[Anonymous No.21341566]

I was curious since I’ve never read any of the YA romance targeted at women. I read it all in two days and it was actually good for what it's meant to be. It felt less like reading a book, easier like watching a movie. Pretty shallow in depth but not bad to just turn your brain off and enjoy it. I don’t think I’d really want to read more stuff like this through even if it was targeted towards men.

[Anonymous No.21341580]

>>21341351
yeah, I read it
made me realize that the world needs more Male Human MC x Female Vampire lit

[Anonymous No.21341587]

>>21333136
/pol/ is right around the corner, there you can pour all your frustrations concerning da terribl jooz

[Anonymous No.21341612]

>>21337491
>b-but... w-well, maybe not here, but in general!!
>>21336110
>>21335774
all these posts written by tiny, angry fem*le hands, kek

[Anonymous No.21341626]

>>21337627
Lmao cry more

[Anonymous No.21341631]

>>21330676
>Still not one post dares to confront you
Unbelievably gigachad

[Anonymous No.21341651]

>>21341631
They didn't link to it, but here it is. >>21338124
Now stop bumping this travesty of an r9k thread

[Anonymous No.21341663]

>>21341626
>Smackdowns for crying
>lol, u cryin

[Anonymous No.21341671]

>>21341651
That's not a refutation, it's just an assmad retard saying "have sex incel" "we didn't get everything we wanted!1"
Sad, but expected.

[Anonymous No.21341686]

>>21338712
>this (s)ad hominem
i really wish i could meet you. i would fall in love with you, as you would with me. just two pseud reatards roaming the streets of this unjust world, complaining and arguing, not realising how sheltered and spoiled are we.

[Anonymous No.21341782]

>>21330614
me

[Anonymous No.21341860]

>>21330614
Very old news, it was made for (You)

[Anonymous No.21341871]

>>21341671
That's not an argument.
I don't think you even read it.

[Anonymous No.21341878]

>>21330614
Now that these land e-whales are old, they prey on young boys.

[Anonymous No.21341928]

>>21339234
Women's autonomy is why I can't have a wife at 40

[Anonymous No.21341966]

>op makes thread about genderbent twilight
>thread turns into a shitstorm of misogyny and manchild-brand rightwing traditionalism
It's a wonder anyone on this website functions in day-to-day life. You brand yourselves as the community where there are no special snowflakes but all you have to do is lurk for a few hours to discover a light breeze is enough to trigger you all.

[Anonymous No.21341975]

>>21341966
Also it doesn't matter what board it is either. Every board is /pol/.

[Anonymous No.21341987]

>>21341966
>special snowflakes
>trigger
I'm not censoring you, am I? You're just seeing democracy manifest.

[Anonymous No.21341995]

>>21341987
I didn't even say anything about censorship you reactionary single braincell mongoloid

[Anonymous No.21342001]

>>21341966
What you perceive as anger and rage on this basketweaving forum is just humor and banter. I guarantee that every cumbrained faggot shitting on women is giggling while they post. Everything with a bad word is some sort of hysteria, everyone that criticizes must be seething. nah, it's just you twitter fags that get emotional and take everything personally. Lighten up sweaty

[Anonymous No.21342013]

>>21341995
That's exactly my point. You are whining like a faggot and panicking because you can't force your opinions on people through banning or censorship for once. That's the definition of the old snowflake/triggered meme. But you are accusing the one community that doesn't ban or censor people for voicing their views of being snowflakes/triggered, which is the wrong use of that meme.

People can be offended or annoyed by whatever they want. I'm offended by how retarded you are, but I'm not furiously clicking the report button like I know you probably spent 20 minutes doing to everyone in this thread. I'm sure your gay tranny soon to be suicided friends would be offended by you saying mongoloid too. Good thing you're here where no one cares, and your whining means nothing.

[Anonymous No.21342016]

>>21342001
Also this, good point.

[Anonymous No.21342020]

>>21342001
>uhm uhh *snort* ackchewally all of my online friends who write 150 replies about feminism and abortions are just pretending, it's le ironic
>no one actually holds these opinions, u got le trolled lolol

[Anonymous No.21342036]

>>21342001
No, I believe what I say, it’s not a joke. But yes I do enjoy the seethe it creates.

[Anonymous No.21342044]

>>21342020
No, those beliefs are genuine as fuck, it's just funny too. lmao

[Anonymous No.21342064]

>>21342036
>>21342044
This is exactly what I meant when I said you are manchildren. You are so stuck in your own head and vulnerable to the smallest criticism that a thread like this sends you into an autism rage rant, and when someone like me comes along and calls it out, you devolve into "haha u mad u can't censor me?? it's so funny to see you seethe lolol u got trolled". It's almost like you have convinced yourself entertainment is the only reason you post in this reddit soapbox because that's the only possible way you can feel validated about anything.

[Anonymous No.21342075]

>>21342064
Nobody is trolling. You're just assuming the people posting this stuff are having "autism rage rants." No, they post it, they genuinely believe it, and they think it's funny. You assume it's anger and rage because that's the emotion you project on it.
It's honestly sad that you come here and do this to yourself.

[Anonymous No.21342078]

>>21342064
Ma'am, you're babbling.

[Anonymous No.21342108]

Gone from this thread for a day and a whole new batch of whinging females have shown up.

[Anonymous No.21342122]

>>21342108
Women do not use 4chan.

[Anonymous No.21342165]

>>21342122
You need to learn to detect their posts. Trannies post like we do. Females have their own unique habits.

[Anonymous No.21342171]

>>21342078
The one on the left is full of regrets and is in a love-hate relationship with her husband. The one on the right is enjoying her life and has a more pleasant, idealized notion of what men and romance are like.

[Anonymous No.21342183]

>>21342165
Ok schizo.
>everyone who disagrees with me about these specific issues on the anonymous forum is a woman, the rest are men and trannies

[Anonymous No.21342202]

>>21342165
Young male zoomers are often indistinguishable from women now because they were raised in feminized spaces and think like women. Ironically you are correct that trannies always post like men though, they just post like bitter degenerate coomers, nothing feminine about it.

>>21342171
This level of delusional cope, almost like it's a religion of cope, may be an actual woman or it may be a male zoomer, hard to say.

[Anonymous No.21342211]

>>21342202
>This level of delusional cope
Say what you want, but I've been working with 30+ single women with no kids and 50+ women for years and the 50+ women are either married and unhappy or divorced and way happier because of it, while the younger women are always like that. I'm 30 so I'm not a zoomer either.

[Anonymous No.21342333]

>>21342211
>This level of delusional cope
Go ahead, live out your hedonistic pursuit of happiness. You're 30 so the time to have children is coming to a close. Obviously the women in their 30's will still be living off the high that their teenage years and 20s have given them. I'm not telling you to do the opposite, instead please go ahead. Put yourself out of the family market, it will be one less potential mistake to weed out. Just don't screech (you will) when men look to find younger less damaged partners that actually want to create a stable family

[Anonymous No.21342341]

>>21342333
>You're 30 so the time to have children is coming to a close.
As a man I have a good 12 years ahead of me for that, and I'm working towards it every day. My point is that these single women without kids in their 30s aren't miserable by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.21342348]

>>21330676
A big salute to u, sir. A big salute salute indeed.

[Anonymous No.21342383]

>>21342341
>Women that are older are more miserable than women that are younger

Wow you really figured it out haven't you?

[Anonymous No.21342388]

>>21342383

[Anonymous No.21342413]

>>21342388
Why aren't you comparing women in their 30's that are single vs married? Or women in their 50's that are married vs unmarried? Because the bullshit you said doesn't mean anything, comparing apples to oranges. There is no goalpost to shift because what you said has no meaning in the first place.

[Anonymous No.21342421]

>>21342413
>Why aren't you comparing women in their 30's that are single vs married?
Because I haven't noted any difference between them.

>Or women in their 50's that are married vs unmarried?
I already did that here >>21342211 unless by unmarried you mean never married, in which case, those women also tend to be happier than most who are married at that age, since they've learned how to enjoy their alone time.

>There is no goalpost to shift because what you said has no meaning in the first place.
You moved the goalposts, you stupid fuck. Bottom line.

[Anonymous No.21342427]

>>21330614
it's made for old women by an old woman. wait until your wife (ahahaha) starts menopause and you find out what happens.

[Anonymous No.21342455]

>>21342202
Are you daying pic related was a male zoomer? I guess you really can't tell anymore. I usually just assume the style you posted is a genuine female even when they say they are male and vica versa for normal post styles.

[Anonymous No.21342460]

>>21338245
Same here honestly

[Anonymous No.21342463]

>>21338020
Borderline nigger talk

[Anonymous No.21342501]

>>21330676
You are a darn based mf I will give you that

[Anonymous No.21342528]

>>21342421
>You moved the goalposts, you stupid fuck. Bottom line.
Listen here you dumbshit, the original comment that has everyone seething(including you, yes, instead of refuting anything anyone has said you smugly label everything as misogyny by manchildren, thus shifting away from the argument in the first place and setting yourself on higher moral ground) in here to begin with speaks nothing of "happiness". You just see a picture of two different women and start spouting off random assertions, treating it like your own inkblot test. You have moved the goalpost of what everyone else is talking about in the first place you blabbering retard. You can go live a hedonistic lifestyle doing drugs, drinking alcohol, going to party until the cows come home. You're psychoanalyzing and self inserting facts onto pictures like a retard. The point, yes the original point, which you have shifted the goalposts from you colossal faggot. Is that civilized society is collapsing because people(women) look at short term happiness instead of long term stability. Why the fuck would I care if some women feels happier or not? Go talk to a high heroin junkie as they are splayed out on the sidewalk and ask them if they are happy.

>B-but you can't just call out me not having an argument and just name calling people
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.21342559]

>>21342528
>You just see a picture of two different women and start spouting off random assertions, treating it like your own inkblot test
Don't bullshit me motherfucker, I know why the image was posted. Your reaction to my post also gave it away clear as day.

>You can go live a hedonistic lifestyle doing drugs, drinking alcohol, going to party until the cows come home.
You're projecting or just plain deluded.

>civilized society is collapsing because people(women) look at short term happiness instead of long term stability
Two problems with this:

1. It's not just women who are guilty of doing that.
2. Most single / childless women in their 30s aren't doing that. Not any I've met at least.

>Why the fuck would I care if some women feels happier or not?
Exactly, you don't care. That's why you bitch and moan when someone calls out your hateful delusions for what they are.

[Anonymous No.21342606]

This is the second thread in the past three days in which I've seen actual feminists running amok. Curious. Some trend on social media, perhaps?
>taking time out to argue with holes in good faith
Brothers, I...

[Anonymous No.21343018]

>>21341860
The werewolf girl doesn't even fight for him to be honest.
The ending was very different from twilight because it actually ends on the one book, but they're honestly pretty damn different.
Beaufort is nothing like Bella.
Edythe is nothing like Edward
the dynamic is completely different, and although I enjoyed the fuck out of it and had to finish it in a single night binge-reading I think for the most part it needed more to it.
near the end there was a lot of info dump about the world and vampires themselves, but I felt as though that wouldn't have been a problem if there WAS a sequel in mind.
She said she'll never make a sequel to Life and Death though, so we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.21343023]

>>21342001
Hey don't give us away
I giggle like a maniac the whole time sure, but at least I half-believe what I'm shitposting.
Women are fucking retarded
that's no lie.
There goes another giggle
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.21343029]

>>21342421
You're so fucking stupid. Actually imagine being this out of touch with anything outside of your narrow as fuck world-view.
You're the picture perfect example of a fucking 12 year old who goes online thinking they know everything.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.21343094]

>>21343029
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
I WANNA STICK MY LONGINUSLANZE DEEP INTO YOUR TESTAMENT WHILE SUCKLING ON YOUR MASSIVE RETARDED MILKERS MOMMY
I KNOW YOU HAVE FAT
FUCKING
SAGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21343099]

>>21343029
What's narrow about my view when nearly all the women I've met in the past 10 years justify it?

[Anonymous No.21343111]

>>21343029
Fat hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.21343119]

>>21343094
>>21343099
>>21343111

Your ass definitely needs to take a break.
You're hurt, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.21343127]

>>21343119
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED
NEED
NEED
Seriously though, why are holes like this? Why the armchair psychoanalysis shit?

[Anonymous No.21343842]

>>21343127
>Why the armchair psychoanalysis shit?
Because it fits

[Anonymous No.21344511]

apologies for necroing this right at the finish line, but I fucking loved this book. The twighlight movies are one my favorite comedy series. I'll never forget how entertaining it was to get high and make fun of them with my friends. Due to a government mandated stay at summer camp, I had little else to do but read, so I read the books as well. Over the years I grew a genuine appreciate for some of the characters. The gender flipped version was just as much fun.

Meyer may not be the best writer, but she's one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.21344528]

>>21341878
It's really creepy that this book was written by a 40+ year old woman.

[Anonymous No.21344548]

>>21344528
Why? It’s just a book.

[Anonymous No.21344549]

>>21343018
it's a better twilight, the character dynamics were better, Beaufort was just straight up better than Bella.

[Anonymous No.21344550]

>>21330614

So Meyer ripped off the plot of Monigatari?

[Anonymous No.21344554]

>>21330676
holy shit, we're gonna write a new 3/5ths in honor of this anon

[Anonymous No.21344596]

>>21338061
see this is a prime example of female thought: unoriginal socialist rhetoric. they all espouse the same economic progression of barter > feudal > mercantile > capitalist. but feudalism didn't exist before charlemagne. no female or socialist ever asks the obvious critical question: what economic systems existed in bronze age egypt, and persia? classical greece, carthage, rome? non-feudal china and india? it's all just parroting for them

[Anonymous No.21344687]

>>21342463
keep malding ytboi
I be dat mixed llight skin slaya slaya
my skin may be blackka
but my mind is bright as a snow
I got dat jeorge washington white man mind, boye

[Anonymous No.21344701]

>>21330676
Word.

[Anonymous No.21344710]

>>21337635
You are such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.21344719]

>>21338286
I sincerely believe females are lesser humans and that you should all be enslaved, for yours and our own common good. You should not be taught how to read or write, or any other intellectual endeavor. Naked, barefoot, and tied to a stove, breastfeeding babies. This is the future I envision for women.

[Anonymous No.21344732]

>come to thread for femdom vampire mommy gf discussion
>find nothing more than various regards arguing about hating women

[Anonymous No.21344734]

>>21344549
Still disappointed that Edythe was shorter than Beau, but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.21344738]

>>21342421
Literal s o y manchild. I bet you wear Marvel tshirts or something equally retarded.

[Anonymous No.21345066]

>>21336197
Thats a shit comparison. Even today men do all the heavy lifting in society. All the trades are dominated by 90% men, and so are all the stem degrees that lead to worthwhile academic contributions.

[Anonymous No.21345340]

>>21344719
You are degenerate And not a bit funny.

[Anonymous No.21345374]

>>21330676
my wife makes twice as much money as i do, checkmate mate.

[Anonymous No.21345387]

>>21344596
Marx and Engels lived by the pump and dump. True socialism shouldn't be conflated with feminism.

[Anonymous No.21345402]

>>21330652
The problem is women, not capitalism

[Anonymous No.21345430]

>>21337499
That's just a picture of a gentle grandma doing some scrapbooking though.

[Anonymous No.21345436]

>>21345402
Wrong

>>21345430
Try reading a book on it

[Anonymous No.21345469]

>>21331256
Now we're talking.

[Anonymous No.21345472]

>>21345430
that's a memory board. they used to crochet them.

[Anonymous No.21345476]

>>21330676
Unfathomably based.

[Anonymous No.21345493]

>>21338712
>Men learning to behave would make a lot of people feel better.

The men who misbehave (and tall handsome men are more likely to do so because they're used to getting their way thanks to women) have no incentive to be better because women sexually reward them preferentially, thereby positively reinforcing their behavior and at the same time propagating whichever aspects of those antisocial traits are genetic into another generation.

Simple as. If you want men to be better, fuck and suck more "better" men, midgets like Danny Devito. Men you find repulsive and ugly, lick the rancid cheese from their cocks when they simp for you.

On the whole, not my problem.

[Anonymous No.21345496]

>>21344734
I’m disappointed because I thought there’d be more hot Amazonian muscled werewolves. But we didn’t really get anything and there will not be a sequel to this

[Anonymous No.21345543]

>>21345472
Amazing how technology improved in the past 10 years.

[Anonymous No.21345562]

>>21341860
Is this vampire described as looking like a high schooler or as 50 years old woman? I have to know.

[Anonymous No.21345592]

>>21344511
You can't really necro on 4chan since shit is so short-lived, most people will notice is if you repeatedly bump a flagrantly bad thread that is dying and that's rare. People routinely bump normal threads from the edge of page 10. Also lol at the normal pleasant post on this thread.

[Anonymous No.21345628]

>>21345592
can't tell if low IQ or high IQ post.

[Anonymous No.21345663]

>>21337499
Ada Lovelace contributed nothing of serious value to the invention of the computer. I hate how lefties always seethe about "mediocre white men" and then form their entire ideology around celebrating the mediocrity of minorities. Grace Hopper, thoughever, was based.