/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21308300]

Why are writers so fond of cats?

[Anonymous No.21308304]

Most writers are homosexuals in denial

[Anonymous No.21308312]

>>21308300
Toxoplasmosis -> schizophrenia -> entertaining rants

[Anonymous No.21308314]

>>21308304
fpbp
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[Anonymous No.21308332]

>>21308300
Cats don't cut into your writing time needing to be walked.

[Anonymous No.21308336]

>>21308300
they're fun to play with when you want to and also doesn't your attention when you're focused on something else

[Anonymous No.21308346]

>>21308300
Cats are very friendly and intimate but also they ask you to earn your relationship with them first.
Writers on average have trouble making friends and obtaining companionship. If they didn't, maybe they'd just be at parties instead of locked in their rooms writing. A cat fulfills some amount of companionship while not being intrusive enough to exhaust the mind of an introvert. They're a perfect pet for solitary people.
Dogs require you to take them outside where you will be observed by others. They need a lot more direct attention.

[Anonymous No.21308351]

>>21308300
Not just writers. Artists, really.
>>21308304
>>21308314
>deluded translarpers projecting

[Anonymous No.21308390]

>>21308300
They can save you from going insane when faced with incomprehensible cosmic horrors.

[Anonymous No.21308475]

Cats are the pet of the intellectual. They have their own unique character, are independent and have evolved to emotionally manipulate humans, never to be controlled by them. Meanwhile dogs are the pet of the plebian,
mere automatons, wholy subordinate to the will of the master, and their love is given so freely that it contains no value. If we additionally consider the aesthetic facet, felidae are the winner out of the entire animal kingdom.

[Anonymous No.21308588]

Writing is a lonely profession and cats don't demand attention like dogs do.

[Anonymous No.21308663]

>>21308300
Dogs are pets for physically active people and require certain routine. Cats are pretty independent and usually play with toilet paper and not your latest work that you wrote last night and don't have a backup.

[Anonymous No.21308706]

I have a cat and a dog.

[Anonymous No.21308835]

>>21308300
Cats don't cut into your writing time needing to be walked.

[Anonymous No.21308845]

>>21308300
because most of their readers are women and they need to show their simp abilities are top notch or else women won't read him.

[Anonymous No.21308915]

>>21308706
Do they get along?

[Anonymous No.21308929]

>>21308915
Yeah. It's a daschund and British shorthair, they're both very relaxed animals.

[Anonymous No.21308930]

>>21308304
fpbp

[Anonymous No.21309316]

>>21308300
Cats make you feel serene and thus help you enter a flow state.

[Anonymous No.21309541]

>>21308332
Walking is the most patrician form of exercise, pleb
Not that a toxobrain should be expected to know this...