/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21297546]

>hear someone talking about book x
>immediately regret reading book x

[Anonymous No.21298311]

>hear someone talking about book x
>nod my head, saying yes, yes that's how I felt when I read it too
>realize 5 minutes into pretending Ive read the book, it's one they're currently writing

[Anonymous No.21298329]

>>21297546
That is the most depressing I’ve read all week

[Anonymous No.21298332]

>read ancient story
>it’s absolute garbage
>everyone still keeps pretending that its good because its old

[Anonymous No.21298339]

>>21297546
This is one of the most recognizable scenes of 21st century culture

[Anonymous No.21298348]

>>21298339
What movie?

[Anonymous No.21299550]

>>21298332
Ah yes, the wretched ancient story. How I loathed my time with that book.

[Anonymous No.21299581]

>>21297546
>See an Elsa Jean still from a BLACKED.com shoot
>immediately regret that I haven't coomed to her getting her asshole licked that day
Luckily, I have spent 10.000 hours reading stoic philosophy and buddhist self-help, so I am a proactive man. I will immediately find the scene she did with Mr. Adriano, and coom to her getting her fartbox tonguepunched.

It is of the greatest importance that you live without regrets anon - be inspired by me; do what you can to alleviate your grievances.

[Anonymous No.21299597]

>>21299581
AH! Her butthole is even prettier than I remembered - and her pussy lip configuration as well, very large protruding labia which is a wonderfully feminine and womanly contrast to her otherwise girlish and nearly juvenile look.

I ever quite understood why Chuds consider "roastie" (protruding labia) to be such an insult - I find them very attractive and wonderful good fun. I would imagine it is because it is a common area of selfconsciousness and concern for women, and the Chud has merely decided to go for whatever inflicts maximum pain, rather than any insult which is substantially believed in.

[Anonymous No.21299812]

>>21298311
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.21299820]

>>21299581
>>21299597
She has no tits nigga

[Anonymous No.21300824]

There was this cutie sitting next to me in the bus reading "It Starts with Us" of Collen Hoover. What does that tell me about her? that she has BPD? what's the book about exactly? Some self-help shit ? if anyone knows the book what'sthe way to her panties pls ?

[Anonymous No.21300831]

>>21299550
The Illiad is bad

[Anonymous No.21300950]

>>21298348
avengers endgame post credit scene

[Anonymous No.21301359]

>>21300824
You're gonna get pegged anon, RUN

[Anonymous No.21301375]

>>21297546
Main reason I stay the fuck away from western canon. A filtered drip of the ages of normie taste and jew academia can't possibly be good

[Anonymous No.21301467]

>>21297546
This is proof you only read because of a delusion that it makes you superior to others. You have no real interest in literature. You just want to be interesting and unique. The idea that somebody else has done the same thing you did devalues it in your mind, because you carry a misplace contempt toward others and an illogical idealization of the value of ideas, and the only thing that matters to you is that your interests are contrarian. In reality, you are no different from the masses, as whether you like something depends entirely on its popularity.

[Anonymous No.21302073]

nah, I'd want to be their friend

[Anonymous No.21302100]

>>21300831
Maybe the reasons for this are (1) you read an English translation and (2) you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.21302215]

>>21302073
elite, GV was really good and im excited to read a fool's renaissance

[Anonymous No.21302526]

oversocialized moment