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Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:28:28 2022 No.21286215 [Reply] [Original]

Name a book that describes your sex life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:30:06 2022 No.21286223 >>21286215 Something Wicked This Way Comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:37:56 2022 No.21286239 Ficciones

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:43:24 2022 No.21286255 >>21286215 Simulacra & Simulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:53:37 2022 No.21286289 >>21286215 Simulacra & Simulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:57:13 2022 No.21286301 >>21286215 Memories of My Melancholy Whores

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:57:43 2022 No.21286302 >>21286215 Hunger

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:59:33 2022 No.21286311 >>21286215 Fathers and Sons

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 23:10:59 2022 No.21286353 lolita

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 23:13:42 2022 No.21286363 >>21286289 Pretty good

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 21 23:20:51 2022 No.21286389 >>21286215 Women and Men

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 00:38:41 2022 No.21286604 >>21286215 The Breast

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 00:52:55 2022 No.21286628 Just Me and My Dad

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 01:02:27 2022 No.21286644 >>21286215 Faust

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 01:05:59 2022 No.21286649 File: 27 KB, 256x390, Silence_novel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215 >Name a book that describes your sex life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 01:35:31 2022 No.21286706 I, Robot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 01:54:31 2022 No.21286752 File: 32 KB, 323x500, han d solo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:43:28 2022 No.21286856 >>21286215 a sentimental novel

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:44:41 2022 No.21286859 File: 25 KB, 250x400, 9789525261158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286752

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:45:05 2022 No.21286860 Men Without Women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:47:39 2022 No.21286871 File: 41 KB, 333x500, 51tjLR58z0L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 02:50:04 2022 No.21286874 File: 74 KB, 1100x1422, no-longer-human.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:11:29 2022 No.21286918 >>21286215 Remembrance of things past

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:12:53 2022 No.21286921 >>21286215 The wasteland

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:13:54 2022 No.21286922 >>21286215 The old man and the sea

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:17:53 2022 No.21286930 Less than Zero

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:36:11 2022 No.21286976 >>21286215 Nausea

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:37:26 2022 No.21286979 The stranger

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:40:03 2022 No.21286989 1984

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:45:12 2022 No.21287001 >>21286215 First Blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:45:39 2022 No.21287002 American Psycho

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:52:27 2022 No.21287013 One hundred years of solotude

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:53:18 2022 No.21287015 >>21287013 I know what you're going for but there's a lot of sex in that book

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:57:22 2022 No.21287025 The Consolation of Philosophy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 03:58:50 2022 No.21287028 File: 734 KB, 1300x866, 1657524477507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crime and Punishment

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 04:00:29 2022 No.21287033 Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up to Me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 04:07:12 2022 No.21287052 >>21287025 MOTHERFUCKERS ON THIS B LIKE CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES. HOMIE JERKED IT TO HIS DOG

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 04:12:34 2022 No.21287064 >>21287052 More like I don't get pussy and read philosophy.

Anonymous Tue Nov 22 04:39:40 2022 No.21287120

>>21287064
>Ignatius manipulated and concentrated. At last a vision appeared, the familiar figure of
the large and devoted collie that had been his pet when he was in high school. “Woof!”
Ignatius almost heard Rex say once again. “Woof! Woof! Arf!” Rex looked so lifelike.
One ear dropped. He panted. The apparition jumped over a fence and chased a stick that
somehow landed in the middle of Ignatius’ quilt. As the tan and white fur grew closer,
Ignatius’ eyes dilated, crossed, and closed, and he lay wanly back among his four pillows,
hoping that he had some Kleenex in his room.

But yeah same thing as reading philosophy. As Lacan said in that lecture, me talking to you is like me fucking you. And Deleuze: giving other philosophers babies from behind. Except no one here is good enough or virile enough to give others babies from behind. Except me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 05:00:04 2022 No.21287179 >>21287120 Do you talk like a retard in real life or do you save it for /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 05:04:35 2022 No.21287186 >>21287179 I lack the capacity to in real life. Product of my conditions, etc. What about you Einstein, you have a group of loving friends who masturbate your intellect? (you already said "I don't get pussy and read philosophy).

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 05:14:07 2022 No.21287200 File: 41 KB, 310x475, roger-eliot-my-twisted-world.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215 pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 06:04:58 2022 No.21287302 Manufacturing Consent

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:31:01 2022 No.21288015 The 120 Days of Sodom

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:32:21 2022 No.21288018 All the pretty horses

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:34:34 2022 No.21288027 >>21287302 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:37:45 2022 No.21288041 Less Than Zero

Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:37:55 2022 No.21288044

>>21286215
>>21287092
FUCK! I've come from the future but I'm already too late. Do not listen to him. Please, for the love of god. He has to be an actual retard, and obviously he thinks he's good at pretending to be smart but everyone reads through it instantly. But I mean seriously do you think a local jogging group is the solution? Go outside yes but do not do jogging. This place and the type of person that jogs, they don't mesh. Maybe you find what you think is the perfect girl. She has a much faster mile than you, live much faster, and sees you looking sweaty and even if you aren't fat, just brutally out of shape. You strike up conversation, starting with the greeks, all because you've heard girls like astrology (jogging group girls probably don't, fyi) and she's weirded out and a little disgusted but you know what, at this point, things are terrible enough, so she gives you a shot. She finds you to be sad but a little sweet and it develops. Eventually she falls in love. Meanwhile you're trying your best, maybe you do to. But there's a side of you she doesn't know. A vile side. And she doesn't understand why you spend so much time on that computer. Are you writing honey? Ummm, yes. But you're not writing, you're just on 4chan. Again. As you have been for the past 5 years. Eventually you leave it open by mistake on your computer and pretty much no matter her politics, if she sees you on here, the literature section no less. You're fucked. And there goes all your friends. And your life is over. All because you trust the retard who told you to pick up girls at a jogging group where They will all see you sweaty wheezing unable to articulate the first 5 lines of the odyssey u memorized then gave up on (you once knew 10).

So maybe just get tinder. Join a different social niche, not one set out to run into the ground, run like headless chickens. no no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:39:05 2022 No.21288046 >>21286918 Same. I know this feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 12:42:06 2022 No.21288053 kama sutra

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 13:09:47 2022 No.21288144 Story of My Life by Giacomo Casanova.

Anonymous Tue Nov 22 13:49:43 2022 No.21288239
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This is a reddit-tier thread, OP. but it's fucking hilarious.

Allow me to conribute picrel.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 14:44:21 2022 No.21288353 >>21288336 /thread Nothing will top this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 17:05:59 2022 No.21288690 >>21288239 Hate to break it to you but 4chinz was making shitty threads like this before reddit even existed but you're welcome new fag can't triforce

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 18:17:43 2022 No.21288852 File: 150 KB, 800x1200, 71mpOLYTQML-800x1200-835526005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 18:31:59 2022 No.21288907 File: 38 KB, 643x1000, 51AM8QYrbWL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 18:35:16 2022 No.21288921 Moby Dick except I'm the whale and the crew of the Pequod are fat chicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 18:36:42 2022 No.21288930 >>21287302 kekin

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 18:38:49 2022 No.21288940 >>21286215 One Hundred Years of Solitude

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:15:07 2022 No.21289078 >>21286918 8 sexless years now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:18:31 2022 No.21289087 In Praise of Folly

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:20:34 2022 No.21289094 File: 38 KB, 314x500, 83B00AA0-FE58-48CD-9CBE-6C42EA98D7C5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:21:51 2022 No.21289097 File: 119 KB, 257x394, 4DA211D7-F32F-4742-954A-AFDAE848DB4B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:35:53 2022 No.21289145 >>21288690 pish, posh. Predating a defined category does not prevent said ...'reoccurring thing'... from being rightfully included in that category.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 19:40:27 2022 No.21289158 File: 29 KB, 600x600, C21F20BE-6FE3-44B7-A5B2-6F225348A023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21289097

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:28:37 2022 No.21289297 The Perfume

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:42:00 2022 No.21289329 File: 48 KB, 645x1260, EoElbMGXYAEhtYO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286215 The Virgin Suicides

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:44:21 2022 No.21289334 >>21289145 In this instance it does

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:44:24 2022 No.21289335 The Great Ordeal

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:47:54 2022 No.21289342 >>21289145 That incel pulled your card you pathetic homo. Where s the triforce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 20:54:35 2022 No.21289357 Bleeding Edge

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:07:16 2022 No.21289392 One Hundred Years of Solitude

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:15:34 2022 No.21289414 >>21286215 albert camus - the stranger

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:24:42 2022 No.21289440 >>21289342 ▲ ▲ ▲

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 21:25:16 2022 No.21289441 >>21289440 oh fuck oh no

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