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>Welcome, new students of Hogwarts. I'm professor Moore, and I will be your teacher of Sexual Magic.

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>>21285293
>tfw I haven't studied

>> No.21285308

>>21285293
>Uhhh... why do children need to know sexual magics?
>You see... It is necessary for children to understand sexual magics because children must understand their bodies and how to use them. If we don't teach it in school, they could try it on their own with dangerous effect. Yes Miss Sally, this is how you cast Cunnilingo. And you Timmy, good job on that Masturbatio... Yes, yes... Like that... No, I am not a disgusting groomer, why do you ask?

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>>21285308
this is exactly what they are doing

>> No.21285385

I wonder if they had a spell that let two men have a baby together. Has Rowling addressed this?

>> No.21285389

Proposal.
Now I hate the school system and all, but if we’re to have it, sex ed should be run by parents at parent/teacher meetings. Have the discussion of age appropriate information, and get the parents to teach it when they feel it necessary.
This is actually how I want all schooling to work, but this alone at the very least. There’s stages you teach a preteen, post-teen, and up, to better socialize them. Look at the lot of you! You needed a class about socializing and courtship.

>> No.21285749

>>21285385
If you keep drinking polyjuice potion for 9 months you can experience a full pregnancy.

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I mean between [pic] and '25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom' you could have worse teachers.

>> No.21285778

>>21285385
>>21285749
>unabashed degeneracy

>> No.21285811

>>21285293
There's actually an issue of Promethea that explains the link between sex and magic

>> No.21285883

>>21285293
Now you got me wondering if there is any haryypotter/hogwarts erotica or porn fan fiction.

>> No.21285955

>>21285293
There's actually an issue of Promethea that explains the link between sex and magic

>> No.21286894

>>21285955
say it again
but slowly this time

>> No.21286971

>>21285749
Lol has Rowling addressed this?

>> No.21287855

>>21286971
would the genes of the baby come from the person you're transformed into?

>> No.21287858

>>21285883
My Inmortal

>> No.21288211

>>21285883
None whatsoever. Completely unexplored.

>> No.21288256

>>21285293
Everyone knows the sexual magic class would be taught by a Professor Rasputin, you pleb.

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>> No.21288345

>>21288256
Rasputin was east of the 10th meridian so he teaches at Durmstrang

>> No.21288564

>>21285775
I still remember vividly the picture of a father having anal sex with his son while fingering his daughter and wife on both sides. What did Alan Moore mean by this?

>> No.21289099

>>21288564
That pamphlet wasn't written by Moore (though I'm sure he wouldn't disavow it), it's an actual historical french erotic periodical.

>> No.21289302

>>21285293
alan moore is a shitty writer anon
also harry potter is a shitty series
there is enough trash in the world
we need not foster more
go reincarnate, shithead