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Is there anything this man can't do?

>> No.21275848

>>21275845
he's a good man, but autistic

>> No.21275850
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Includes a forward by the esteemed Mrs. Nerd

>> No.21275853
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>>21275848
He had a rough start to life

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>>21275853

>> No.21275949

>>21275850
>>21275853
I cant put my finger on the exact thing but theres something that makes formatting repulsive to look at.

>> No.21275967

>>21275853
Jesus, why would anyone include shit like this in their autobiography? And how cucked you have to be to let you fucking wife write a forward too?

>> No.21276003

>>21275845
Have hair

>> No.21276699

Does anyone have the epub file?
I'm a poor fag.

>> No.21276703

>>21275850
>forward
Are they retarded?

>> No.21276724
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>>21275850
>>21276703
Wait....

>> No.21276734

>>21275845
I need someone to confirm to me that they can also see a very very average IQ in this man's face

>> No.21276840

>>21275949
It's written in MS Word with weird margins
The images were also placed directly into the document and they shift the text around
You don't have to use Latex but damn at least edit it a bit

>> No.21276955

i wish someone would leak the epub already

>> No.21276971
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>>21275850
>>21276703
Did nobody read the first fucking page

>> No.21276998

>>21275853
>wouldn't go near balloons for fear they'd pop
This is 33yo me.

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>>21275853
there's no way this is real. lmao

>> No.21277423

>>21275949
>>21275853
every sentence damn near is structured the same way: "I was... I hated... I'd ignore... I'd collapse... I wouldn't" it just goes on and on. this is fucking horrible. lol

>> No.21277477

>>21275845
play modern games

>> No.21277535

>>21275845
Climb a mowden.
Stand up to his wife.
Not be a faggot.

>> No.21277542

>no chapter about meeting his personal friend and mentor Steven Spielberg on AOL.

>> No.21277712

>>21277542
Hope it at least has a chapter on him inventing indie filmmaking

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>but was I'm a skeleton
What did he mean by this?

>> No.21279459

>>21277423
he's more of a critic than a serious writer

>> No.21279546

>>21276703
fucking keke

>> No.21279949

>>21275853
This man has successfully written, published, and sold a book. Think about that.

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>> No.21280022
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Why did he feel like he had to point out which Mike he was talking to?

>> No.21280129

>>21275850
If April wrote this back in 2019, why they kept the ''15 years ago'' part? Maybe James didn't want to rewrite the words of his own wife, but dude, it's confusing to start the book like that, just leave '' When I met James back in 2004'

>> No.21280134

>>21275853
Everything about that screams autism.

>> No.21280194

>>21280134
Especially him.

>> No.21280205

>>21275967
> why would you include your life in your autobiography
Besides honesty's sake, maybe he thinks it will give hope to a kid struggling with similar problems. Quit being such a salty retard.

>> No.21280339

>>21275850
April has done nothing but quash James' creativity.

>> No.21280377

>>21275949
It's like a report where the student made sure every paragraph was exactly 3-5 sentences (in this case 5-6).

>> No.21280418

>>21277836
Dead.

>> No.21280447

>>21280129
>editing your wife's writing
>for any reason
you better believe that's a scolding

>> No.21280483

>>21275853
Let me guess, he's an only child.
They get extremely demanding and explode when they don't get what they want, because they are so used to instant gratification.

>> No.21280524

>>21280483
He talks about how his older sister was popular and athletic

>> No.21280907

>>21279987
delight, simply delight

>> No.21281393

>>21276734
Most people aren't very intelligent. Intelligent is almost an unwanted ability if you want to make it in online entertainment.

>> No.21281419

>>21277413
Literary me

>> No.21281428

>>21279987
Compare F Gardner's videos to James. Gardner needs no script and comes off as charismatic. James is so bad at non scripted talk that all he can sey is "hmm" and "yeah"

>> No.21281468

>>21280022
he actually thinks people who don't already consume his shit will read this

>> No.21281505
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>the 10 inch incident

>> No.21281716

>>21275850
Was Rolfe a PLCB employee after graduating college? I have family involved with them and want to ask around if anyone knew him.

>> No.21282053

>invents indie filmmaking
>invents self-publishing
What's next for the nerd?

>> No.21282177

>>21280022
kino. AVGN is one of the best things Youtube managed to produce. I'm being absolutely fucking unironic here. Nerd, Filthy Frank, Book Club Q BTFO'd television, streaming platforms, the music industry, and post-2010 cinema for good.

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Alright, who's got the epub

>> No.21282201

ACT

>> No.21282212

>nothing about his harrowing mowden expedition where he walked around aimlessly then cried about his kids

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>>21281505
>12 inches

>> No.21282268

>>21275845
Get me to care about anything he does. Anyone can get a book published.

>> No.21282292

>>21275850
Say what you want, but a wife who talks about her husband this supportively is rare these days.

>>21275853
Even though this is basically a one hour youtube "my life story" video someone transcribed for him, it's still more interesting than some ghostwritten celebrity memoire. At least he's being honest and showing you how the sausage was made. Mike Matei's cock.

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>>21281428
Send James this. I’d bet he makes a video response. F Gardner is an unintentional comedy genius with this video and there’s just no way James wouldn’t respond to something like this. It would just be too tempting for him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kU5rUvPNK4E

>> No.21282316

>>21282305
Kill yourself Gardner

>> No.21282318

>>21282305
Your right. He responds to less interesting shit than that. An AVGN response to F fucking Gardner would make this board explode.

>> No.21282329

>>21282305
C O M E D Y G O L D

>> No.21282334

>>21282318
>>21282329
kill yourself gardner

>> No.21282336

>>21282292
April isn't supportive, though. She steps on his dreams and forces him to avoud projects to watch his kids.

>> No.21282342

>>21282334
not him. you're the Illuminati.

>> No.21282349

>>21282305
Lmfao. I mean, if something as unfunny as that “Mario is racist” video can get millions of views then this certainly can. It’s an actual schizo talking about his retarded Mario conspiracy theory. So high chance it could go viral if the AVGN saw it. That would basically be guaranteed and redpill normies on F Gardner.

>> No.21282366

>>21282305
Dude….Call of the Arcade is about Polybius the creepypasta game that James talks about. He would flip his shit if he discovered F Gardner and his insane books.

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>>21275853

>> No.21282453

>>21282292
April's script contributions directly led to the AVGN movie being even worse than it was going to be. When she showed up, she stated everything was a "Caucasian sausage fest." James wanted to work on horror films, she refused him. James was offered a speaking role in the new Godzilla films, because the director was a huge AVGN fan and knew James loved monster films- but James declined, because he has to be home at 5:40 to get the kids, like his wife asked him to.

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>>21275845
This guy looks like Joel Salatin!

Who writes books btw

>> No.21282478

Back when he was still posting on cinemassacre I loved his videos. First real contact I've had with the English language. Ass.

>> No.21282486

Does he discuss his love of harrar movies like the Woofman?

>> No.21283038

>>21275845
Literally who?

>> No.21283051

>>21280134
lol he probably made it up, those are very specific autism symptoms, he probably just googled autism signs and then put them in his book to make himself seem more special

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>FUCKING DRUMPF!

>> No.21283771

>>21275853
wtf this is kino. is the Nerd's greatest work his autobiography?

>> No.21283794

He is a /lit/ nerd too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2J2WNp0h6o

>> No.21283814

>>21275967
He's the most successful person in his niche. He has nothing to prove, why should he care if some loser on 4chan thinks he's cringe? At the end of the day he's still going to have tens of thousands of people encouraging him.

>>21275850
>>21277836
>>21280022
lol why did no one proof read this shit?

>>21282053
he's gonna drop a mixtape

>> No.21283911

>>21282453
>James was offered a speaking role in the new Godzilla films, because the director was a huge AVGN fan and knew James loved monster films- but James declined, because he has to be home at 5:40 to get the kids, like his wife asked him to.
Ah the pain of punching above your weight and being terrified of giving her any excuse to dump your ass for an upgrade

>> No.21283979

>>21283911
>Ah the pain of punching above your weight
April is a jewish witch with a crooked nose. If anything she lucked out be finding a passive sped who would tolerate her bullshit.

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>>21275845
have we been dethroned bob bros ?

>> No.21284038

>He was 15 years old when this happened.

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>>21284038
Forgot pic.

>> No.21284048

>>21280134
Its nice to know Mr. Rolfe and I share something in common then. Btw he's only two years older than I am.

>> No.21284141

>>21284045
upload the epub my nigga

>> No.21284171

>>21284141
Someone on /tv/ uploaded a mega link to the pdf in the last bimmy thread. Should be easy to find.

>> No.21284201

>>21280483
>They get extremely demanding and explode when they don't get what they want, because they are so used to instant gratification.

So he's a millennial? Haha, I kid, I kid....

>> No.21284305

>>21284171
Hilarious read, but there ain't no link.

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>> No.21284405

>>21284361
Thanks for the effort, but the file is already gone