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>*you're sitting and reading*
>picrelated walks in to the room
>Anon, what are you doing?!
>*he grabs the book out of your hand*
>What's this? Oh, how interesting... *he opens the book at a random page and starts speaking in a mock-serious voice* The lesser spotted chinchilla lies mainly on the...*throws book out the window*
>Anon, bro, you're a grown ass man! How can you stand to read? I can't just sit and read a story book like a child. *mock retard voice while licking finger and turning invisible pages* Durr, da cow go moo! *end of silly voice* I need action! I need things popping off, I need chaos, I need adventure *clicks fingers in front of your face repeatedly*
>*group of 3 9/10 women in fancy dresses giggling at you nearby*
>Tessica, would you date a... No, would you FUCK a man that sits and reads bedtime stories all day?
>*Condescending giggling aimed at you* Tee-hee, I don't know Andrew...

>> No.21269471

>>21269466
tldr
go read a book

>> No.21269475

>>21269466
>"Nice chin. Nice hair."
Kek. That'd do it.

>> No.21269477

>>21269466
>bald
>dyel
>chinlet
>shitskin
>illiterate

>> No.21269492

>>21269477
woman moment

>> No.21269498
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21269498

>woman moment

>> No.21269500

>>21269466
if a wild nigger just wandered into my study like that, I'd probably just shoot him before he cpuld get a word out

>> No.21269505

>>21269466
hes not wrong

>> No.21269517

>*you're sitting and reading*
>picrelated walks in to the room
>Anon, what are you doing?!
>*he grabs the book out of your hand*
>What's this? Oh, how interesting... *he opens the book at a random page and starts speaking in a mock-serious voice* Surely your Lord is Allah Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days *immediately starts kneeling*
>Anon, bro. I'm a grown ass man, how have I avoided the truth of Allah for so long? *Starts orienting himself towards Mecca with a tear of joy in his eyes* I need the Message of the Prophet. I need interest free loans. I need to kill all infidels. *clicks fingers with imminent spiritual healing*
>*group of 3 9/10 women in fancy dresses giggling at you nearby*
>Tessica, I'm going to need to put your hijab on RIGHT NOW. Are you some kind of slut?
>*Condescending giggling aimed at you* NO. IT IS NOT RIGHT FOR YOU TO INSULT YOUR SUPERIOR. APOLOGIZE TO HIM RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME ALLAH YOU WILL TASTE MY FIST

>> No.21269519

>>21269498
Literally Tate's chin

>> No.21269527

>>21269519
not even close

>> No.21269553

>>21269527
It's identical

>> No.21269577

dis nigga unironically converted to islam

>> No.21269581
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21269581

Reading is better than listening to a illiterate mulatto speak

>> No.21269583

>>21269477
I'm Unironically a chinlet like tate
How over is it for me

>> No.21269586
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21269586

>What did you say, Andrew? You better shut your mouth.

>> No.21269589

>>21269577
How does he cope with having to read the Quran?

>> No.21269599

>>21269586
>implying Tate wouldn’t rape the twitch fag
>implying the twitch fag would act aggressively to people the same size as him

>> No.21269610

>>21269599
Tate was already publicly flogged by him.

>> No.21269616

>>21269599
>He doesn't know.
someone post the stream where #1 Soi sends chinlet running for the hills

>> No.21269630

>>21269466
beat the shit out of him
>h-h-he's a champion kickboxer. Y-you wouldn't beat him
he's a manlet.

>> No.21269636

>>21269553
you're blind

>> No.21269639

>>21269630
>he's a manlet.
He's above average in height.

>> No.21269641

>>21269610
>>21269616
>someone post the stream
Post a clip from real life, twitchfag.

>> No.21269647

>>21269630
His championship kickboxing was staged by his chinlet brother so Tate fought people who literally never kickboxed in their life

>> No.21269676

>>21269636
Okay chinlet

>> No.21269682

>>21269466
>Tee-hee, I don't know Andrew...
So you're saying there's a chance? Or are you being mean and ironic...

>> No.21269713

literally who

>> No.21269741

>>21269641
Here's the irl clip bro.
https://youtu.be/FQxnXnNznZI