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F Gardner has a YouTube channel now and it is fucking hilarious

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LhLLZvs5iH0&t=16s

>> No.21261263

>>21261258
lol

>> No.21261265

>>21261258
lol

>> No.21261309

>>21261258
I was his 38th subscriber. He unironically will do well there.

>> No.21261315

>>21261258
Just pay for the ads Gardner... I mean again

>> No.21261319
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>>21261263
Haha!

>> No.21261440

>>21261258
It’s always inspiring when someone with nothing to say nevertheless persists in publishing book after book that no one will read.

Just one question: are you a genetic carrier of Tay-Sachs?

>> No.21261445

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen here kek

>> No.21261455

>>21261258
what the fuck are those windows

>> No.21261479

I hope this obnoxious faggot dies in a car accident.

>> No.21261488

>>21261455
It looks like he broke into an IKEA showroom at night to film this.

>> No.21261509

>>21261258
Stop shilling your garbage, retard.

>> No.21261513

>>21261258
F. Gardner was an author in his mid 30s who wrote books. "I'm an author in my mid 30s and today I'm going to tell you how to write books" said F. Gardner who was in his mid 30s and also an author. While not young any more (he was in his mid 30s) he was in fact an author.

>> No.21261718

>>21261258
This guy reminded me of a time when I was out for a stroll outside of the office I work at and all of a sudden a thought struck my mind: I am one who takes shit. I am a shit shitter. I shit shit. Wow. You know, bowels move, your mind knows it time to take a shit and you just go to toilet, sit down and take a shit. There where people involved in building the sewage, the shit-cleaning engines somewhere downstream, millions of gallons of water gushing down the pipes just so I can take a shit in comfort.
Absolutely astounding, I thought to myself, I am a shit shitter.

>> No.21261726

>>21261258
Alright, so is this guy delusional or just a troll?

>> No.21261774

>>21261726
Why can't you just accept something for what it is? Not everything needs to have some alternative meaning that needs to be criticized. The guy slowly explains his thoughts. The world is flat, illuminatii are powerful, smoking helps him write, he wrote 13 books and has a niche following. He even explains how buying ads here helped him get readers. Its all quite transparent.
Nothing here to be dissected.

>> No.21261796

>>21261258
Ikea tier living room.
I bet his walls are the punch-throughable type as well.

>> No.21261804

>>21261258
this is a pretty good LARP

>> No.21261836

>>21261726
delusional

>> No.21261875
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>>21261258
He looks like Bill Bruford if he got addicted to hard drugs in the 70's instead of joining King Crimson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6qXyC__vdA

>> No.21261914

>>21261315
They stopped self-serve ads BECAUSE of Gardner.

>> No.21261935
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>>21261914
I want to believe

>> No.21261943

>>21261258
Lmao, this dude talks like he writes. Makes me wonder if he just has a text to speech program where he talks into a microphone and it converts his speech into a word file. Most likely how he wrote all his books. I'm basing this off his R.C. Waldun video by the way.

>> No.21261947

>>21261935
Real advertisers were getting pissed off that none of their ads would get displayed because they'd always lose out to a Gardner ad. Granted all the "real advertisers" on 4chan are just russian or chinese money laundering sites and virus depots...

>> No.21261968

>>21261947
I never saw that many Gardner ads though. Did he just advertise on /lit/?

>> No.21262003

>>21261943
>>Lmao, this dude talks like he writes.
the american houllebec, but he is a natural at it

>> No.21262019

>>21261258
Subscribed.

>> No.21262038

kys, you fat weak-chinned faggot.

>> No.21262072
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>>21261258
I had a spiritual experience watching F. Gardner

>> No.21262077

>>21261258
He's sucking Waldun's dick again? Really?

>> No.21262088

>>21261258
This world is so fucking fake. I literally asked him last night if he smoked cigarettes. Prick didn't respond of course, but I guess my question is answered. Goober. Fool.

>> No.21262299

>>21261513
>>21261718
Excellent aping of Gardner's "style"!
My turn!

The man and the woman stands next to each other. In the lab. Where they study things. By smart people. They were looking at a plant. But not standing too close. To each other. This was the mans doing. Girls are icky.
"I think this plant is alive" the man says.
"Well of course its alive it's a plant who ever heard of a dead plant" the woman expounded with deternimation.
"No that's not what I meant I mean it can, think for itself and has self awearness and in, addition to all that its sentient" the man explains.
"Your crazy plants can't do that" the woman screeches like a harpy.
"Oh yes they can I know it I am absolutely, certain see the way it gives me that dirty look its a, bad plant maybe I will stop watering it" the man says as he bowls the woman over with his superior inteleck.
"You are stupid and your ideas are stupid" the woman pouts hottily in a manner of hating.
"No your stupid you are a woman and I am a, famous scientist and you're just a lab assississtant and I get, payd more than you so neener neener" the man states with pride in his speech.
"Ooooo Im telling on you cause your a, sexist and being a sexist is bad and against women and not good" the woman says by way of angriness.
"Your darn right Im sexy thank you for noticing but I don't like you because your a woman and you have cooties" the man in a smarmy way.
The light shown through the window. The big window. A rectangle. On the other side of the window was the outside. Of the building. That they were in. It was a science factory.
"No I don't mean it like that hey I know why, don't we have a long conservation in this labortory and then we, can discuss whether the plant is sentence" the woman convincess the man into doing.
"Okay yeah sounds fun wheee lets do this" the man says while getting all pumped and posing, like Halk Hogan the strongis man in the world.
"Okay you go first show me any, sign the plant is a smarty pants" the woman throws out there.
"Ha Im not falling for your, trick plants dont wear pants even tho the, words kinda sound the same" the man says with triumph in his voice.
"Oh ya what about Chrismas trees they wear skirts haha you got moded" the woman cheers with the brute force of all her womanly feelings.
"Ya but this plan isn't wearing, a skirt cause it's a boy plant because he, told me so" the man says while jabbing his finger in the direction.
"Your gonna hafta do better than that" the woman told him by way of speaking.

>> No.21262307

>>21262299
By absolutely no one's request, here's "Call Of The Plants" part 2!

"Okay here we go hang on to your seatbelt cause this is gonna be a bumpy ride" the man rubs his hands together like he's cold but hes not.
"So okay listen up plant I want you to tell me if sedevacantism is the one true way and if you think so then make no movement at all" he calls out with great confidence.
And true to their word the plant just, sits there and does nothing marking, a great victor for the man cause he's a famous scientist and she's, just an assistant whos just paid to look pretty and doing a darn job of it.
"Oh yeah well this isn't over yet okay plant listen to me if you think the man here is a big poopy head then just sit still and don't make a false move" she says smugly with vindication.
The man reaches toward the plant and pushes the pot and it wiggles around in a seductive dance that makes all the plantofiles really hot under the collar.
"Hey that's not fair you pushed the plant it, was perfectly willing to stay still if you didn't make, it dance involuntary and against its will" the woman said with an accusation tone. In her voice. Out of her mouth. The one with the lipstick. Because girls ware lipstick.
"Nuh uh the plant told me to do that because it wanted, to dance and also you were wrong and what's a matter you, didn't hear the plant say that boy do you look dumb write now" the man says as he dances with the plant with kept dancing to the music in their ears.
"Oh you awful man you're, such a meanie I can't even believe it you give, men everhwere a bad name and if you had one iota of brains in your head you would know that you're a big dumb head and I'll never be your girlfriend cause these legs are closed for business ha ha in your face" the woman accuses in that bitchy way.
"Oh yeah well your not real you're just a tulpa and I've been imagining you the whole time what do you think of that" the man reaches a stirring climax with an, incredible twist truly one for the ages.
"Oh yeah well I'm rubber and you're glue and you bounce off me and stick to you and what's more there's no takebacks so you lose" the woman says for no particulate reason any one can fashion.
"Oh yeah well I called times and so nothing that happened today counts which makes me the big victory and so you loose" the man pumps his fists. Into the air. In cerebration.
"You die now" she says.
"No u" he says.
The man and woman rech for each others, throats and strangle the banjo out of each, other and fall to the floor and die at the, exact same time wow isnt that an incredible coincident.
"Can I say something about this?" the plant interrupted. "I am an angel of the Lord, and I bring a message of great import for all mankind. And that message is–"

>> No.21262418

>>21261258
Actually think he makes some good points here. I honestly respect the courage to put himself out there, especially in a place like fuckin 4chan.

>> No.21262437
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>>21262418
It's not courage, it's mental disability.
Read his writing (if you can stand to).
He repeats himself over and over.
He literally doesn't remember what he's writing earlier in the same paragraph.

>> No.21262453

>>21262437
>7000 word essay due tomorrow and you haven't started yet

>> No.21262480

Why is he posting on YouTube?
That's for boomers.
He should be on TikTok, with all the other young hipsters.

>> No.21262515

damn, these videos are pretty good.

and already up to 4k views in a week?

https://youtu.be/f65pSyTJhD4

>> No.21262552

>>21261258
Who cares.

>> No.21262642

>>21261488

Just you wait, IKEA is coming out with the F. Gardner's collection next season.

>> No.21262656

>>21262437
It's just the refrain in the paragraph. It's poetic prose.

>> No.21262667

>>21261258
Not listening to this flat earther rant
Not watching this flat earther's videos
Not responding to threads about this flat earther
Not reading this flat earther's books
Simple as

>> No.21262680

>>21261488
>Loveseat pointing away from fireplace
why

>> No.21262713
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21262713

I find his videos very soothing. And he's a great inspiration to me as a writer!

>> No.21262880

>>21261258
The submissions editor fears The Call Of The Samurai

>> No.21263057

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5c53bYaBik

New Gardner

>> No.21263063
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21263063

>>21262713
Hi Frank

>> No.21263498

>>21263057
Nice

>> No.21263662

>>21261258
That living room looks soulless as fuck.

>> No.21263667

>>21263662
call of the chesterfield

>> No.21263692

Do NOT face F. Gardner alone when astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned f. gardner to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. F. Gardner is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a self-published author.

>> No.21263706

>>21263662
fairly certain it’s a green screen. I cant even tell if these videos are self aware post-irony or if they’re genuine, we’ve reached the frontier here.

>> No.21263730

>>21261258
The R.C. Waldun video gives me the impression to be a joke. He spends 10 minutes verbally masturbating to the guy without saying anything substantial

>> No.21263800

>>21262656
Poetry. What a crock.
If you put half the effort into your writing that you put into your excuses, you might actually come up with something worth reading.

>> No.21263805

>>21263692
>reddit spacing
opinion discarded

>> No.21263809

>>21263730
All he knows how to do in public is masturbate.
It's OK, this phony will inevitably violate YouTube's TOS, probably through subscription fraud or viewer fraud, and get banned.
He's too dumb to avoid it.

>> No.21263817

>>21262299
>>21262307
This is an unironic comedy goldmine.

>> No.21263887

>>21263817
Glad you like it.
I'm working on a novel-size sick burn, but I only add to it when I'm too brain-dead to do anything else.

>> No.21263918

>>21261488
poldigits truth.

>> No.21264061

>>21263809
Gardner the modern day Diogenes confirmed
What an absolute madlad

>> No.21264116

>>21262299
Does he actually fucking write like this? Just kill me

>> No.21264119

>>21262437
>>21264116
Oh nvm

>> No.21264319
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>>21261258
Ever see that Alan Moore clip where he says that reading bad books can be more useful that reading good ones? He explains that by reading bad books, not only do you see what not to do, you also think to yourself: "I could write better than this."

If F. Gardner can, then you can too, anon.

>> No.21264329

>successful
>lives in SOULESS apartment or particle board 500k shiitter
I lived in an old run down home I got for $4000 for 5 years
My new house 1m mansion several months ago

Just live with your parents until you can get something with SOUL. I'd rather live in third world tier houses than cope with this kind of shit. To think... People actually pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live places with no soul.

>> No.21264335

>>21264329
This is parents house I'm 95% sure and it is probably worth close to or a little more than 1MM.

>> No.21264391

>>21261258
This fag goes into all discord servers on /x/ just to spam his books and videos. Probably does the same with other boards

>> No.21264399

>>21264335
Because it's a mcmansion in a hip supburb? Does it make any difference whatsoever to my point? This has no soul, even if it was 10 million, still the soulless particle board design, fake fire places, the works.

>> No.21264438

>>21264399
So you point was that you happen to live in a 1MM dollar home which contains something called soul. Gotcha. Did you have to pay extra for that or was it included in the price?

>> No.21264458

>>21264399
Buddy, the only one with no soul is your material obsessed ass.

>> No.21264466

I just love how much of a non-event this is to the rest of the world yet it's sending /lit/ insane

>> No.21264600

>>21262088
Everyone knows Gardner thinks God gave us cigarettes to help with writing.

>> No.21264942 [DELETED] 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSLSKjpDILw

>North Korea doesn’t exist

>> No.21265030

>>21264600
Funny stuff.

>> No.21265037

>>21261488
he probably bought a condo, but could be a nice hotel

>> No.21265041

>>21261258
Why does he look like one of the McPoyle brothers? His chest hair makes me deeply uncomfortable.

>> No.21265120

>>21264600
this is perhaps the only true thing he's ever said

>> No.21265170

This dude has clearly raped before and will again.

>> No.21265190

>>21265170
Gardner is a gentle soul
He's probably a virgin so he couldn't rape anyone

>> No.21265194

>>21265170
>This dude was clearly raped before and will again.

>> No.21265260

>>21265037
>bought a condo
with all that sweet sweet 'Call of' money?

>> No.21265269

who the fuck is F garden...

>> No.21265292

>>21261258
Why are you dressed like a rakugo performer?

>> No.21265312

>>21265170
Based. Subbed.

>> No.21265337
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21265337

Background looks like greenscreen. Robe is off putting. Subbed and watched some. Will probably read his meme books one day, sadly.

>> No.21265345

Yeah. Yeah. Ya.

>> No.21265356

>>21263805
It is common etiquette to space professional emails like this. Not that you'd know that, given you've never worked a day in your life.

>> No.21265609
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>@famous author

Lmfao! F Gardner is such a fucking chad.

>> No.21265685
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21265685

Gardner's been spaming his links in every discord server he can get into and has got his handful of buddies samefagging this thread trying to cloy some attention to himself

I guess he's just that booty-blasted over the fact Card beat him to the schitzo youtube punch, huh?

>> No.21265752

>>21261914
Wait, you can't purchase adspace anymore? Can you explain?

>> No.21265775

>>21261258
The Steven Seagal of writers (without Under Seige)

>> No.21265864

>>21264438
My point was I held off buying a home for a decade until I found something with soul. Refuse to ever live in a rental or mcmansion

>> No.21265971

>>>/pol/404769443

/pol/ is talking about Gardner’s new video Kek

>> No.21266193 [DELETED] 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-eio7tevk

Gardner’s talking about gorillas now and why he doesn’t believe they’re real

>> No.21266210

Guys I've been here since 2016 and am starting a huge ass fantasy novel. Should I go the F Gardener route and schizo shill it here or just tell nobody?

>> No.21266215

>>21265337
whats her insta

>> No.21266222

is Gardner just having an unironic mental breakdown right now?

>> No.21266339

Kys nigger

>> No.21266513

>>21265170
He can't get it up.
That's why he has to stroke himself so furiously in public.
>>21265337
Just read the "Look Inside" portions on Amazon.
That'll be more than enough.
>>21266222
Hard to say. He's always like this.
Although, a few weeks ago, he admitted to talking to an angel named Ambrose.
So he might be ready to chuck sanity to the wind.

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>>21266513
>Ambrose
That fucker is not an angel

>> No.21266641

>>21266632
It doesn't surprise me that Gardner literally hooked up with the most evil presence out there.
I wonder who will destroy who first.

>> No.21266673

>>21266632
>Ambrose
Oh shit, that was me on my burner. My bad. My trolling can get a little out of hand sometimes.

>> No.21266677

Seems like it's only a matter of time before he gets reported for "spreading misinformation" and gets banned from YouTube permanently.

>> No.21266714

>>21261258
Literally who?

>> No.21266831

Let's look at the actual record of "Horror's Call" and its Amazon ranking:
Day 1: #86000 (approx.)
Day 2: #202495
Day 3: #211347
Day 4: #320117
Day 5: #398533
Day 6: #495719
Day 7: #554727
Day 8: #632628
Day 9: #241052 (OMG! some sales!)
Day 10: #430088
Day 11: #531694
Day 12: #601990
Day 13: #682710
Day 14: #345984 (at least one sale!)
Day 15: #585473
Day 16: #319885 (an uptick!)
Day 17: #503796
Day 18: #548541
Day 19: #645383
Day 20: #693857
Day 21: #741098
Day 22: #799398
Day 23: #839245
Day 24: #870841
Day 25: #904290
Day 26: #933455
Day 27: #955237
Day 28: #983991
Day 29: #1014560
Day 30: #1043061
Day 31: #1067224
Day 32: #1097255
Day 33: #1127228
Day 34: #1153090
Day 35: #1185569
Day 36: #1217875
Day 37: #1251260
Day 38: #1285223
No sales whatsoever in 3 weeks.
You're an empty mouth, shilling with all your might, and getting nowhere.
It's a good thing you have no self-awareness, or you'd be really humiliated.

>> No.21266856

he made another video about gorillas now. these are comedy gold

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-eio7tevk&t=921s

>> No.21266996

/lit/ event of the year. This is this boards Avengers Endgame.

>> No.21267053

>>21261488
prefurbished rental property
or uknow could just have dosh

>> No.21267160

>>21262307
Masterpeace

>> No.21267168

>>21261258
I, don't want, to actually listen, to F. Gardner, because it will just, not feel the same, as the sensation of reading his prose, with a veil of removal of the author...

>> No.21267275

Unreal

>> No.21267717

>>21261258
He is uploading these like crazy. What’s his goal?

>> No.21267828
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>>21267053
He's a jobless NEET that lives at home with his mommy and daddy, despite being a grown-ass adult.
Unless you think those furnishings show a *masculine* taste...

>> No.21267831

>>21267717
Maybe he's trying to break the record for fastest ban from YouTube for "spreading misinformation".

>> No.21267994

>>21262437
I have a feeling he just uses AI writing software to generate this shit, and all his time usually goes to shilling on 4chan with a VPN.
I respect the hustle... but he's a hack.
I hope this is just one big troll.

>> No.21268067

>>21261914
>>21261935
>>21261947
self serve ads stopped because Bidglass dropped 4chan after some shooting or something.

>> No.21268071

>>21267828
1 of his 700 concubines is responsible for the interior decoration. he's much too busy writing and making vids for such petty considerations.

>> No.21268465

>>21261440
I have tried to explain this to so many hopeful authors and they just don't get it.
It's all masturbatory power fantasies with them, they don't understand that tailoring a fantasy for their own indulgences means it will fit them and probably nobody else.
Is there a word for this sort of disconnect from reality?

>> No.21268476

>>21267994
maybe Gardner himself is just a maya render, like that chad render that’s always floating around

>> No.21268492

>>21263800
He'd find a benefit in King's process of writing books twice. I don't think Gardner even makes a second draft of anything.

>> No.21270086

>>21268492
if anything, King would benefit by following Gardner's process.

>> No.21270110

>>21261258
Literally who?

>> No.21270204

>>21270110
F. Gardner. he's a famous author

>> No.21270319

I don't know who is more crazy. The seething spergs who write head canon or Gardner.

>> No.21270330

>>21265269
welcome to /lit/ newfaggot kys

>> No.21270509

Kinda feel bad for him his entire purpose is to be corny on the internet

>> No.21270525

>>21267994
>Gardner writes with AI
More like artificial stupidity.
>>21268476
Gigachad is real:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Ernest+Khalimov

>> No.21270632

>>21261726
>It's the squinting and lips protruding every time he "makes a point" that convinces me he's out of his mind.

>> No.21270955

So now that Gardner did a video on Dunston checks in, we basically have explicit confirmation that he is an avid 4chan user.

>> No.21271008

>that kimono
Kino.

>> No.21271077

>>21263692
Lmao based

>> No.21271096

>>21265356
>Not that you'd know that, given you've never worked a day in your life.
That's a compliment round these parts, sheep of babylon.

>> No.21271120

/tv/ has a thread about it too

>>>/tv/176933038

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>>21263692
Please be safe. I would stock up on jo crystals if I were you

>> No.21271368

Came here from /tv./ Tell me about Gardner’s schizo books.

>> No.21271377

>>21271368
They would be entertaining if he didn't repeat stuff and check for grammar errors

>> No.21271392

Are we observing another Chris Chan singularity?

>> No.21271408

>>21271139
Imagine if he fucked JO on rails. Imagine the crystals made of crabmeat.

>> No.21271665

>>21261258
He actually calls himself F. Gardner and just doesn't go by Frank? Wtf is this guy's problem anyway?

>> No.21271674

>>21261726
He'd have to be one of the most devoted trolls dedicated to the craft of shit posting to actually larp as a fucktard for him to be a troll so no he's actually fucking nuts.

>> No.21271696

>>21261258
Look guys this is getting out of hand. Now /tv/ is getting raided by F Gardner. I suggest we get the big guns after him like /pol/, /b/ and /x/, possibly all three of those fucked up boards. A week of F Gardner trying to shill his books and YouTube channel and he'll totally fold like a pussy in a couple days tops. Problem solved

>> No.21271704

>>21261258
He looks like Paul Rudd's brother if he was a schitzo writer

>> No.21271707

>>21266210
Who knows, maybe it will be good or at least entertaining to laugh at?

>> No.21271710

>>21261258
What would any of you guys who are familiar with Gardner say his genre of writing is? Post modernist horror? Magic realism trolling?

>> No.21271711

>>21266714
Lurk moar

>> No.21271714

>>21261258
I'm half expecting his mom's maid to come into the room at some point, scream at him in Mexican because she has to vacuum in there

>> No.21271928

>>21261258
Damn, homie living good off that call of crocodile money!

>> No.21272044

>>21271928
He lives at home with his mommy and daddy, despite being a grown-ass adult.
You really think those furnishings display a *masculine* taste?

>> No.21272281

>>21271392
Unironically. He’s like a fusion of Chris Chan and Terry Davis. Somehow very productive all while remaining totally insane.

>> No.21272396 [DELETED] 

>>21272281
Kys nigger

>> No.21272673

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbAhc0PQ_g

Gardner’s taking questions!

>> No.21272677

>>21272044
masculinity is a social construct and shaming people for living with their parents is a capitalist psyop

>> No.21272733

>>21272673
Someone ask him if he likes One Piece. Better yet, ask him his thoughts on Crocodile from One Piece.

>> No.21272849

>>21266210
Maybe you should finish something first, you fucking phony. Gardner, for all his faults, at least WRITES.

>> No.21273435

>>21272733
He’s a weeb so he probably likes all of those

>> No.21273688

the savior of /lit/

>> No.21273955

>all these people seething because some dude wrote a book and they can't
HAHAHAAHAH

By the way I'm not F Gardener but I do feel like I'm very similar to him (I know you people will say that tho)

>> No.21274380

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpYJ5ANr-I

F Gardner’s got another new video already??

>> No.21274398

>>21274380
>"How do we know anyone is really winning?"

Prophetic. He just sees through all the BS.

>> No.21274405

>>21274398
He truly is one of the most open minds of literature

>> No.21274415

>>21274405
Later on he claims to be a Buddhist Flat-earther, lmao. Absolutely the greatest intellectual of our time.

>> No.21274794

>>21263706
The pillows on the couch change position between videos.

>> No.21274808

His voice sounds like Dahmer (more so the Netflix actor version).

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21274878

>>21272673
Look, mommy, I made a poopoo!
Aren't you proud of me?

>> No.21275209

Why is Gardner shilling on /tv/ now?

>> No.21275229

>>21275209
He’s gone viral

>> No.21275518

>>21268465
>Is there a word for this sort of disconnect from reality?

Logorrhea. This guy is a textbook case. His speech and writing is full of words, yet completely devoid of any content of interest. He doesn't notice, care, nor can he help curb his compulsion to spew words out.

That's why I was wondering if he also had Ashkenazi genes.

>> No.21275540
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21275540

You now realize why people were racist against the Irish

>> No.21275548

>>21275540
flow, anastylosis, gallinaceous Saint-Pierre-des-Corps

>> No.21275563

>>21265971
Someone posts
>hes not any more retarded than flater earthers or space is fake-ers
His latest video he literally says he thinks the earth is flat and doesn't believe in space. Lmao is there anything he thinks is real at all?

>> No.21275570

>>21275563
Congratulations /lit./ You’ve produced the most memeable author of all time.

>> No.21275573

Leyland number

>> No.21275594

>er whatever

>> No.21275598

>>21261258
looks and talks like an imbecile

>> No.21275603

>>21275598
derisively, anbury.

airman uninfringed

>> No.21275894

>>21275570
Waldunchads: WE'RE BACK!

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21275992

>>21275894

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRgR_wILqoE

Even F Gardner is a Waldunchad!

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21276021

>>21274878

>> No.21276303

>>21261258
He's still faking it, and he hasn't made it yet lol

>> No.21276306

>>21261968
They were very very frequent on lit for a while

>> No.21276310

>>21275992
He has a better voice than i though he'd have tbf lol

>> No.21276485

>>21275992
Try all you want, Frank, but you'll never be as weird as this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phdkeah114M
And he makes his OWN money...he doesn't have to sponge off mommy and daddy.