/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.21255746]

What books should I read to talk to a woman?
Seriously, there are no malicious and crafty thoughts whatsoever. I feel no emotion at all. Just talking to a woman will change my life.
How meaningful will my life be when she looks at me and smiles.
BTW I read Critique of Pure Reason, Phenomenology of the Spirit, Being and Time, Philosophical Investigation, Of Grammatology, and Process and Reality so I can get through the book whatsoever. These books are utterly useless.

[Anonymous No.21255747]

>>21255746
>talk to a woman
don't

[Anonymous No.21255757]

>>21255746
The most important question is how tall are you?

[Anonymous No.21255944]

>>21255747
You gay?

[Anonymous No.21255994]

>>21255746
Women don't really think a lot, very vapid and vain.
Most people are like that as a rule, but women can get by on looks alone so they can get away with a hell of a lot more.

[Anonymous No.21256040]

>>21255757
face matters 100x more than height no cap,

[Anonymous No.21256048]

>>21255944
i wish, after talking to women for thousands of hours, fucking and dating them. my advice to op is "don't"

[Anonymous No.21256055]

>>21256040
Manlet cope

[Anonymous No.21256067]

>>21256055
>6'0'' isn't enough for over 40% of w*men now

[Anonymous No.21256094]

>>21256055
>ugly cope with non-context pseudo statistics

tell me why me, 6'5 tall guy with ugly face gets 0 bitches and my manlet friend 5'5 who is handsome is always dating with someone and has many fwbs too? this is real experience, not ridiculous biased "statistics"

[Anonymous No.21256112]

>>21256055
You really think this kind of people will fuck bishes? lmao, face is literally EVERYTHING. THIS IS THE REALEST BLACK PILL

[Anonymous No.21256219]

>>21256048
Just leave.

[Anonymous No.21256220]

>>21255746

The kind of books women read. Dudes think that they should either read books to impress women with their intellectualism or to learn how to manipulate them. No. Women love to talk about themselves. She will not think you're a fag( I will) if you know enough Potter lore to effectively listen to her talk about how much she loves them.

[Anonymous No.21256279]

>>21256220
Probably an ugly guy who reads to impress females won't ever get any bitches. But if he can cope with it and find a new purpose to reading books, he will be happy being more intellectual and wise. It's better to be forever alone with at least some life purpose than pathetic forever alone loser without any life purpose.

[Anonymous No.21256286]

>>21256220
She didn't read the books, she just watched the movies.

[Anonymous No.21256295]

>>21255746
it's like asking for a book on how to get an erection. it's already over. you are fucked. you will be sexless and loveless at middle age.

[Anonymous No.21256296]

>>21255746
I hate you faggots so much. This belongs on /b/ or /r9k/. It is obvious who will be forever alone in this thread and seething about it

[Anonymous No.21256305]

>>21255746
Just go to a strip club and practice, then start going up to random women in a bar or somewhere. You just need practice.

[Anonymous No.21256315]

Will i be forever alone?
I got into reading because i wanted to impress a girl i was dating then sincerely started to enjoy reading

[Yellow Fever Gang No.21256330]

>>21255746
My unironic advice is to talk to tomboys and nerdy girls. They tend to be more down to earth and able to deal with the typical ways men talk, so you don't have to practice talking in a way that might make you more anxious and overwhelmed than you should be when talking to a girl.

[Anonymous No.21256332]

>>21255746
Models. At least read the intro before dismissing it.

[Anonymous No.21256333]

>>21256279

Oh, I didn't mean why men should read books for themselves, I meant why men tend to read books to pick up women. I agree that reading books is good for the person reading them.

[Anonymous No.21256410]

>>21256330
How do you suppose they just meet tomboys and nerds?

[Yellow Fever Gang No.21256452]

>>21256410
Go to places where they tend to congregate like their local anime club or shit like that. That's how I found my current gf and things are going swimmingly. It's nice not having to have a filter on 24/7 and actually being yourself a bit around a woman you love. More importantly it's nice to learn about a soul that's like yours and really vibes well with yours in many ways. I feel like most men feel compulsed to talk to women as if they are interesting when in reality, most women are boring as shit and wouldn't be worth the effort to talk to even as a friend.

[Anonymous No.21256650]

>>21256055
>virgin tells other virgins what women really want to make himslef feel better

[Anonymous No.21256666]

>>21256452
>dating an asian as a white male
That doesn't even count. Hot asian women liked me when i was a disgusting neckbears in university.

[Anonymous No.21256683]

I spent like two hours last week at a party talking to a ridiculously cute woman about Dostoevsky translations. I'm not even meming. She even did that thing women do at parties where they will randomly strip down to their stretchy bustiers or whatever it is that they are wearing blow their shirts. Unfortunately I overdid the ketamine so nothing came of it and now she's back in Warsaw. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. If you are reading this I really liked you and I want to meet you again.

[Yellow Fever Gang No.21256690]

>>21256666
>Not taking what he can get when the girl likes you and is interesting to talk to on many levels

Don't keep these niggas single, Satan

[Anonymous No.21256720]

>>21256690
I see so many white men with asian women, it disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.21256724]

>>21256720
Racism isn't a good look sweetie

[Anonymous No.21256728]

>>21255746
>What books should I read to talk to a woman?
>Seriously
I'm having a hard time believing you're being serious. Anyway, my honest answer is that your logic is flawed. Or more like your intent is all wrong. You don't read books so that you can talk to a woman. You read books because you enjoy them, talk to women because you enjoy their company. If you're not enjoying any of those two activities, it's because you're expecting more than they can deliver to you. Im guessing that what you want is to feel loved and desired by a woman. That's not a goal, it's just a byproduct of loving yourself and being satisfied with what you are. Drop your expectations and teach yourself to enjoy every moment of your life. Read, write, walk, dress, do all the things that you enjoy doing just for the joy of it, instead of using them as a hideout or a psychological escape from the aspects of reality that you're not confortable with and expecting to come back armed with the tools that you need to confront that unconfortable reality. It's as if I asked you 'What videogames should I play in order to get rich?' There's no such thing and I would be a dumbass for even expecting it.

[Anonymous No.21256766]

>>21256724
Racism is a social construct used by the bankers to control you and wittle all cultures down into nothing so we are better slaves.

[Anonymous No.21256772]

>>21256766
Racism is wrong, stupid fuckin chud

[Anonymous No.21256787]

>>21256772
1. It's a social construct.
2. Morality is relative. "Racism" (the radical idea of viewing distinct races as distinct) is actually the normal view throughout history. I'm sorry your warped slave mind sees it as something bad when in reality it is perfectly normal.

[Anonymous No.21256798]

>>21256787
Nothing wrong with a Chud and his ethnic gf
Racism has no place in 2022

[Anonymous No.21256813]

>>21255746
>What books should I read to talk to a woman?
Try talking to them.

[Anonymous No.21256827]

>>21256798
>confirmed retard gets refuted
>confirmed retard still giving its opinion
Kek

[Anonymous No.21256863]

>>21256827
Racism is retarded tho
We all just be people
Only incels are racist

[Anonymous No.21256876]

>>21256798
>picture is adorable
>poster is retarded
Time to drink your ovaltine

[Anonymous No.21256883]

>>21256876
Chuds need to raped by black women until they stop being racist

[Yellow Fever Gang No.21256887]

>>21256720
Who cares? Then date white women yourself. You get very far I can tell you that.

>>21256787
>Debunk
>Just restates his own viewpoint again
I'm not even against being precocious against certain people. I just think that all people are kinda shit in their own way and hampering your romantic prospects due to prejudices of a race versus actual character flaws in a woman is beyond retarded. I don't know. It seems counterproductive, but you do you.

[Yellow Fever Gang No.21256894]

>>21256887
*You won't get very far unless you get a chuch girl ot some other trad type girl.
Meant to type that out

[Anonymous No.21256901]

>>21256883
Quit cooming over big booty 7/10+ negresses, chud.

[Anonymous No.21256907]

>>21256901
No, you can't make me

[Anonymous No.21257050]

>>21256883
This is a very dark skinned white girl.

[Anonymous No.21257111]

>>21256894
I already have, most white men do. You're just a beta who needs a soulless bugwoman.

>>21256863
Keep going retard

[Anonymous No.21257123]

>>>21256894 #
>I already have, most white men do. You're just a beta who needs a soulless bugwoman.
>>>21256863
>Keep going retard

[Anonymous No.21257214]

>so mad "his" bot stops working
Kek kys leftcuck subhuman

[Anonymous No.21257217]

>>21256887
>I don't know
Then shut the fuck up you sjw faggit

[Anonymous No.21257219]

>>so mad "his" bot stops working
>Kek kys leftcuck subhuman

[Anonymous No.21257234]

>>21256887
Racially mixed kids have no identity, are more likely to have mental illness, weak immune systems, plus they're almost ugly. It is a mistake individually and collectively (obvious).

[Anonymous No.21257239]

>Racially mixed kids have no identity, are more likely to have mental illness, weak immune systems, plus they're almost ugly. It is a mistake individually and collectively (obvious).

[Anonymous No.21257241]

>npc leftist bugman still posting
Your memes are shit, like your dirty brown immigrant parents.

[Anonymous No.21257242]

>>npc leftist bugman still posting
>Your memes are shit, like your dirty brown immigrant parents.

[Anonymous No.21257249]

>>21257239
>can't refute it
>spams shitty memes
This is why you get no pussy

[Anonymous No.21257253]

>>21257249
Umm sweaty, they're called GEMS...
Not memes

[Anonymous No.21257265]

>>21255746
just trust yourself
no additional reading needed

[Anonymous No.21257508]

>>21255746
Unironically, read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius. You'll notice females are not even a remote concern, and would have been a massive impediment in his personal quest for meaning and peace.

Then you'll be able to say whatever you want to women without a care in the world.

[Anonymous No.21257526]

>>21256112
Holy is that Alexander the Great?

[Anonymous No.21257654]

>>21257526
It's some creepy incel, according to females.

See how those guys in the backround are laughing at this guy.

[Anonymous No.21257742]

>>21257654
Do you legitimately have a mental disability or are you just a nigger? Like those "guys" in the background filming the Aryan Chad dominate, not laughing, you utter moron.

[Anonymous No.21257774]

>>21257654
Found the guy in the pic! HAhahah! Fucking braindead commie. Didn't you know that Hitler killed retards too? I can't even tell if that genetic disgrace is a male or female. That bad situation is with that almost human looking mega-incel.

Those black people are def laughing at this loser.
You legitimately have to be this guy since everybody else agrees with me, that ugly lanklet is subhuman.

[Anonymous No.21257778]

>>21257742
Found the guy in the pic! HAhahah! Fucking braindead commie. Didn't you know that Hitler killed retards too? I can't even tell if that genetic disgrace is a male or female. That bad situation is with that almost human looking mega-incel.

Those black people are def laughing at this loser.
You legitimately have to be this guy since everybody else agrees with me, that ugly lanklet is subhuman.

[Anonymous No.21257789]

Is /lit/ one picture of a woman away from /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.21257806]

>>21257654
I think that's Alexander the Great

[Anonymous No.21257815]

>>21257806
Just look at him lmao, he is an alien! I feel bad for him and his mother

[Anonymous No.21257825]

>>21257789
What is going on? Today is brutal

[Anonymous No.21257858]

>>21257778
>mentally disabled nigger inists everyone agrees with it
Top kek, keep going you utter retard, also post a picture of your shit-coloured hands so we can laugh some more

[Anonymous No.21257862]

>>21257815
100% guarantee he has more friends and gets more female attention than you, nigger.

[Anonymous No.21257871]

>>21257858
>mentally disabled basedalien fan defends this creature like it was his father and claims that most people wouldn't laugh when they see this humanoid that should be in the circus
AHAHAHHAHA just look at this angry chud

[Anonymous No.21257872]

>>21255746
No book will help you. The only thing that will help yoh is realizing that women aren't special, they're not mysterious, they're not something to aspire toward. They're just some fucking losers. Just like you.

[Anonymous No.21257874]

>>21257778
>nigger butthurt some white dude beat him in basketball and the sheboons want him
What are you doing on /lit/, dumbfuck? You can't even formulate coherent sentences.

[Anonymous No.21257880]

>>21257862
Surely he gets a lot of attention from females. He is a literal laughing stock for them, feel bad for him actually. And it doesn't help when I see you guys bullying him with your spiky sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.21257882]

>>21257871
Dude he refuted you and now you're just coping and stealing his insults. Meanwhile you can't write in complete sentences, no wonder you're jealous of him.

[Anonymous No.21257887]

>>21257880
He clearly fucked your disgusting whale gf or something. Those niggers aren't laughing, you dumb ape, get your eyes checked and re-take 8th grade English, halfwit.

[Anonymous No.21257890]

>>21257874
>retarded incel chud starts seething when someone is just being honest about some humanoid

Aint gonna lie, that gondola isn't real human. What is his name hahaha please tell me, I want to laugh some more.

[Anonymous No.21257893]

>>21257882
Dude stop embarrassing yourself. He is right.

[Anonymous No.21257900]

>>21257890
Nobody cares about the chad that fucked your disgusting whore girlfriend, you dumb nigger.

>>21257893
Oops meant for>>21257890

[Anonymous No.21257907]

>>21257882
>reee you are insulting meeee
>reeee you are coping mee
>y-y-ou are j-just JEALOUS
Now you sound like those whale feminists, as if i was jealous to any of those whales either eh?
Yeah surely I am jealous of a virgin chud that looks like that alien or even is that same guy in the pic, which wouldn't be a suprise that loser like that would lurk in 4chan.

[Anonymous No.21257916]

>Aint gonna lie, that gondola isn't real human. What is his name hahaha please tell me, I want to laugh some more.

[Anonymous No.21257919]

>>21257887
>h-he fucks your wife/mom!!!
the quality of arguments are so on point and very unique, keep impressing me incel virgin.

Those black guys are laughing and it's so funny how you are coping that t-t-t-they are just t-t-taking pictures

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.21257923]

>>21257907
Dude he refuted you and now you're mad, I'm not reading your long copeposts, it's obvious that blonde chad fucked your gross gf at a party or something

[Anonymous No.21257927]

>>21257919
>this braindead nigger thinks he's making an argument

[Anonymous No.21257931]

>>21257900
Chud* chuds are forever virgins therefore he will never fuck any female in his life. Cmon just tell me her/his name so i can save some more photos of this freak :-DDDDDDD I don't even know his/its/her gender yet? Maybe he/she/it belongs to woke culture? Looks like one :D

[Anonymous No.21257933]

>>21257919
Those aren't men you dumb chimp.

[Anonymous No.21257936]

>>21257931

[Anonymous No.21257940]

>>21257931
What's a chud? Is that like a nignog who doesnt play basketball or something?

[Anonymous No.21257949]

>>21257923
That dude just said his opinion of that basedgrandmaster and you actually got butthurt over it :DDDD

Just accept it chud, people who look like that are never accepted in the society. This basketball girl/boy/woman/man/alien has never touched vagina in his/her/it's life, I guarantee that.

[Anonymous No.21257951]

>>21257927
>posts pepe the frog
<

[Anonymous No.21257952]

>>21256683
Give an example of this discussion I am genuinely curious what such a rarity consists of.

>>21255746
>What books should I read to talk to a woman?
Harry Potter makes for reliable common ground.

[Anonymous No.21257955]

>>21257940
Chad + Stud

[Anonymous No.21257956]

>>21257949
No he looks like he gets p****, you sound like you have a mental disability and he fucked your disgusting cow of a girlfriend though. Keep crying, you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.21257957]

>>21257927
>posts pepe the frog
>y-y-you are just j-jealous of his ugly face and his skeleton body

AYYY LMAOO

[Anonymous No.21257961]

>>21257933
That basketball alien isn't human you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.21257968]

>>21257951
Hey brotha, good job on calling that out. These fucking faschist nazi chuds think they can just post these white supremist dogwhistlers and get away with it with in punity

[Anonymous No.21257972]

>>21257961
Actually he's white which means he's more human than you and those apes in the background.

[Anonymous No.21257976]

>>21257957
Are you going to reply a 3rd time or did you get it right this time, you dumb ape?

>>21257961
>t. black
OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.21257978]

>>21257956
>h-h-he looks like he gets p****

from his mom or sister? maybe if he rapes them, but can he do it with his 0% muscles? Lmao!! :DDDDDD

you really think i will get offended when you insult my grilfriend you have never seen? You really seem to have some disabilities no cap, but keep chudding incel beta virgin.

[Anonymous No.21257982]

>>21257957
You do sound jealous desu, he's just a regular dude playing nigball, looks better than the average black, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.21257983]

>>21257976
t. seething skeleton chud fan

[Anonymous No.21257984]

>>21257978
>implying you have a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.21257986]

>>21257983
>seething nigger halfwit doesn't even know when to greentext
It keeps getting better

[Anonymous No.21257988]

>>21257982
Why would i be jealous of laughing stock? Because he gets attention so much? Interesting point, but that's false. I would kill myself if I looked like that no cap. I would be probably live in my mom's basement and be angry at the world.

[Anonymous No.21257992]

>>21257984
>implying that laughing stock has ever touched pussy

ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

[Anonymous No.21257995]

>>21257988
>>21257983
>>21257978
not that guy, i've been reading the exchange and can honestly say you are the dumbest and cringiest person i've come across on this site in a long time, you are actually unreasonably butthurt at some random kid playing basketball, and everyone who is bullying you is right to do so.

[Anonymous No.21257997]

>>21257992
Do you make an effort to come off as the most beta, insecure, stupid faggot possible or does it just come naturally?

[Anonymous No.21257998]

>>21257986
>muh green text 4chan rules

I'm legit laughing at you. Keep it with this way.

[Anonymous No.21258001]

>>21255746
This thread was off the rails from the start and is now plowing through people and villages. Purge this shit

[Anonymous No.21258002]

>>21257998
>tries to meme
>fails
>i-im laughing guys tehe xd
Keep going retard

[Anonymous No.21258005]

>>21257988
You should kill yourself dude, I guarantee you he is more popular than you and better at sports or whatever your dumb chimp brain thinks is important.

[Anonymous No.21258009]

>>21258005
This. That nigga is coping so hard rn

[Anonymous No.21258010]

>>21257995
All I have done is laugh at that laughing stock and chuds who get angry when I laugh at the laughingstock. It's cool how you managed to make a profile of me by it. Your mom must be proud of you.

[Anonymous No.21258013]

>>21257997
it comes naturally i guess, no cap

[Anonymous No.21258017]

>>21257972
Can aliens be white too?

[Anonymous No.21258021]

>>21257955
>>21257940

No chud= virgin incel


>>21257936
>reeeeeeeeeee kys

[Anonymous No.21258023]

>>21258010
you sound like you're unironically seething and it's hilarious. but in all honesty you should probably leave this board asap, because you clearly don't have the requisite mental capabilities for it, which is why you're having such a hard time. have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.21258027]

>>21258021
>>21258017

[Anonymous No.21258033]

>>21258021
That means you're a chud then, you monumentally fuckin stupid nigger!

[Anonymous No.21258039]

>>21258021
>No chud= virgin incel

[Anonymous No.21258042]

>>21258017
Ya dude xDD

[Anonymous No.21258045]

>>21258002
Where did I try to meme? Idgaf if you don't believe me that I am laughing at the laughing stock.

[Anonymous No.21258047]

jesus christ /pol/ go easy on him

[Anonymous No.21258053]

>>21258042
Look i'm hating reddit I'm special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.21258057]

>>21258047
It's ok, it said it's laughing.

>>21258045
TOP KEK

Dance monkey dance!

[Anonymous No.21258065]

>>21258047
>laugh at ugly incel
<people lose their mind

only in 4chan

[Anonymous No.21258067]

>>21255746
OP here, I'm pretty sure this place is officially worse than /r9k/

[Anonymous No.21258077]

>>21258033
>i have balls to say nigger anonymously look how cool i am

calm down cringelord

[Anonymous No.21258078]

>>21258065
They're certainly laughing at you. Are you actually black? the theory that you're an incel black and jealous of that random dude makes the most sense.

[Anonymous No.21258079]

>>21258067
Because it is anons who think they are too smart for /r9k/

[Anonymous No.21258083]

>>21258077
Oh no, don't cry. I thought you were laughing, you dumb primate.

[Anonymous No.21258093]

>>21258023
So your ingenious conclusion is that I am seething when I am laughing at chuds who seethe because of me? Lmfaoo catsaredogs.jpg.

You chuds are funny and no I am having the greatest time. Let's continue this.

[Anonymous No.21258098]

>>21258057
I wanna see that alien monkey dancing with basketball, got any vid of it?

[Anonymous No.21258103]

>>21258093
Lmao buck has been broken

[Anonymous No.21258108]

>>21258098
>ooga booga ooga ooga
What?

[Anonymous No.21258119]

>>21255746
Read Shaw and Wilde plays and larp as a finn the sickle booch.

[Anonymous No.21258139]

>>21258078
Are you joking?

[Anonymous No.21258160]

>>21258103
I must be nigger because i laugh at random chud, right?

[Anonymous No.21258166]

>>21258108
see:
>>21258160


>>21258083
>boohoo stop bullying chud looking irl frog

[Anonymous No.21258177]

come at me again fucking retarded faggots, i keep eating you alive

[Anonymous No.21258222]

>>21255746
girls like simple things

[Anonymous No.21258228]

Why laughing at this dude makes /lit/ seethe? Those niggers laugh at him too, but is it niggers fault?

[Anonymous No.21258243]

>>21258228
most of the times when niggers laugh, they in fact are utterly miserable and have no option to cry... so it's not a good example to use