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Best left handed writers?

>> No.21255432

>>21255429
Aleister Crowley

>> No.21255850

>>21255429
>>21255432
boomp.

>> No.21255883

>>21255432
Kek

>> No.21256345

Because I'm left handed I believe in a type of government where left handed aristocracy rule over r*ghtoids. If a r*ghtoid is caught using his left hand it will be severed.

Thoughts? I think this could really work guys. It hasn't been tried yet and it's worth a shot.
What should we call it?

>> No.21256351

>>21256345
Left-handism
I support this as a left handed chad

>> No.21256364

>>21256345
sinistralism

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Me
>>21256345
This.
> In left-handed people, both sides of the brain tend to communicate more effectively. This means that left-handed people may have superior language and verbal ability

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/scientists-find-gene-for-left-handedness-what-that-means

>> No.21256407

r*ghtoids be like "omg you're left handed!??" Yes, and I think you're inferior to me.

>> No.21257562

lefties unite!

>> No.21257574

>>21255429
avoid them all, they are evil seeds

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>>21256345
>>21256364

>> No.21258968

>>21255429
>Aristotle
>Julius Caesar
>Lewis Carrol
>Winston Churchill

In that order

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>>21255429
I love left hander shit

>> No.21259075

>>21255429
>decide to read a left-handed author
>pages all smudged up
never again

>> No.21259086

>>21255429
Left handed superiority pop sci is great cuz it's right on that line of schizo and scientific. And it's all very flattering. Great bedtime reading.

>> No.21259096

Does a lefty writing look weird to rightoids? I find the palm moving away from the text odd when looking at you rightoids.

>> No.21259323

>>21255429
Hans Christian Andersen

>> No.21259929

>>21259323
ambidextrous
>>21259096
lefty writing? no. a lefty writing? yes. they are literally shoving the pen or pencil against the paper, instead of drawing it across it

>> No.21260481

Me, although none of you are likely to be the target audience for my oeuvre.

>> No.21260586

>>21260481
My Little Pony erotica?

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>>21256345
We will no longer be under the yolk of dexterous claws, of west facing wayfarers, and heart-distant deceivers.
The sinistral sibilance of truth, the easterly allies, the the heart-close handed will drive the ship of state towards a more perfect and more serine stage.

As a reader ends a page on the right side, a new chapter eternally starts on the

left.

>> No.21260749

Go back to hell where ye belong, foul Devil worshippers.

>> No.21260754

>>21260749
God is dead,

Long live Dog.

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