My noir story is breaking my brain

[Anonymous No.21235598]

I didn't think it would be this hard

[Anonymous No.21235615]

Stupid frogposter

[Anonymous No.21236915]

Nice frog, but I wish the image was bigger.

[Anonymous No.21237753]

>>21235598
Words and letters, dames and their saviors, I have gotten in over my head and my mind was letting me have it. I thought it was going to be easy, it seemed easy, but as luck would have it, the joke was in and I was the punchline.

[Anonymous No.21237760]

>>21235598
Speaking of noir, anybody some good recommendations? What are the classics?

[Anonymous No.21237770]

>>21237760
There's a recent one set at the time of NSC (Nationalsocialist State of Croatia), called The Lady From Zagreb.

[Anonymous No.21237788]

you start with the ending and write the plot backwards, idiot. how dense are you? mediocre dunce.

[Anonymous No.21237804]

>>21237788
do show your own noir novel anon

[Anonymous No.21237826]

>>21237804
what does owning a lot of novels have to do with it? you start at the end and write backwards to minimize plotholes and deus ex machina bullshit. how can you be so dumb? how bout i have sex with you? that'd teach you a lesson. i'm gonna fuck you in your stinky tight little tooter and fill you up with goo.

[Anonymous No.21237833]

>>21237826
>there's only one way to write a novel

[Anonymous No.21238304]

>>21235615
Spbp