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>and this is my son anon’s room. He’s a great lover of Russian literature.
What’s in the room?

>> No.21231295

>>21231288
I miss when women dressed like this. Now it's just high waisted hmjeans and coats. Fucking boring.

>> No.21231314
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>> No.21231332

>>21231288
Russia

>> No.21231344
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>>21231288

>> No.21231374

>tarnished samovar (Indian made copy, bought on ebay)
>Mosin Nagant (still in cosmoline, never fired)
>Cum sock (well used from jerking off to Somov's "Lady in Blue")
>Cheapest Barnes and Noble classics translations of Dostoevsky's and Tolstoy's oeuvres
>Folio Society reprint of Eugene Onegin, which he maxed out his credit card to buy
>Self harm kit (feather hi stainless razor blade, butterfly bandages) concealed in an old shoe box
>incredibly overfull ashtray piled high with gas station cigarillo butts
>military surplus great coat that looks vaguely Tsarist but is actually 1980s Romanian
>Dog-eared copy of the Russian Orthodox Study Bible.

>> No.21231405

>>21231295
come to the midwest lol.

>> No.21231443

>>21231288
A porcelain horsecock

>> No.21231444

>>21231288
> What’s in the room?

Probably his corpse, hanging from a noose

>> No.21231453
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>> No.21231495

>>21231444
Pleb. There are only two acceptable forms of suicide to a Russophile.
1) enter an unwinnable duel.
2) cast yourself with abandon into the Neva at flood tide in spring, there to drown.

>> No.21231511

>>21231288
British, American, and Japanese literature.

>> No.21231517

>>21231288
What do you like to read?

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>>21231288

>> No.21231836

>>21231511
>Japanese literature
Just hentai probably.

>> No.21232241

>>21231288
An entire Russian battalion

>> No.21233168

>>21232241
So like six dudes at this point due to Ukranya. Impressive.

>> No.21233190

>>21231495
Pleb

Real russians get ran over by a mad coupe driver while on a drunken binge, os blasted to shit by canon fire

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>>21231288
>Welcome mother...

>> No.21233374

>>21233192
Based beyond belief.

>> No.21233385

>>21231288
>What’s in the room?
me bond burgering her sister

>> No.21233414

>>21231288
My mother's actually as much of a loser as I and the rest of my siblings are, and hence doesn't have any friends.

Assignment: describe the causal relation between these two facts.

>> No.21233632

>>21233190
They do, but neither of those are suicides.

>> No.21233682

>>21231288
>He’s a great lover of Russian literature.
yea that's me
>What’s in the room?
a Bible shelf with icons in the east corner and vaguely pornographic drawings of monsters on the desk

>> No.21233885

>>21231295
i miss when women wore trad clothes it wasn't very long ago here

>> No.21233891

>>21233414
>describe the causal relation between these two facts.
you don't have a father?

>> No.21233894

>>21231288
a gaming pc currently running reddit dot com
Noone who actually reads loves russian literature

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>>21233682
God will judge you harshly for your perversions anon.

>> No.21233905

>>21231288
probably the same stuff as the rest of the house
you think liking literature from somewhere magically makes it change the interior of your room

>> No.21233909

>>21233891
Ding ding ding!

>> No.21233922

>>21233897
where did you find that photo of me anon

>> No.21234119

>>21231314
Got a light?

>> No.21234251

>>21231295
Fag

>> No.21234259

>>21231295
>Now it's just high waisted hmjeans and coats.
It's because they're fat now.

>> No.21234477

>>21233905
It can if you incorporate into your personal aesthetic because you are a pathetic hylic.

>> No.21234521

>>21233414
Incest?

>> No.21234570

>>21234477
like what adidas tracksuit
russian aesthetics need russian things made my russians in russia
it's going to hard to acquire unless you develop a serious habit of consoooming

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>>21234570
>he doesn't know about the Russian literary aesthetic.
NGMI

Requirements
>Military greatcoat, very cheap eastern european surplus
>Traditional white or blue button down collared shirt, earth tone pants, clean but heavily worn, bonus points for patches
>Boots or sensible shoes, but no sneakers or loafers
>cheap watch, absolutely not a smart device, Casio G shock or some sort of hand wound field watch are okay
>Orthodox crucifix worn under your shirt, it's not for show
>Traditional flat cap
>solid color scarf for colder weather if needed. Milsurp and uncomfortable are preferred. This can be a statement piece, a bloody crimson is quite aesthetic.

Optional add ons
>Suicide scars from wrist to elbow that you desperately conceal but sometimes become visible when you reach for something on a high shelf and your sleeve slides down
>mysterious limp
>mutter to yourself in a mix of english and broken russian
>addiction to unfiltered cigarettes that you try to temper by smoking a pipe

>> No.21235101

>>21235049
"god christ, is that Turgenev on the shelf" always makes me chuckle

>> No.21235114

>>21235049
That's enough, anon. And I don't have a crucifix, I keep the rope in a pouch.

>> No.21236073

>>21231288
Russian math books
Lobachevsky
Euler
Kolmogorov
Tarski
Chebyshev

But im too dumb to read them I just collect them

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>>21231288
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

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>> No.21236808

>>21233192
That place looks so comfy.

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>upon entering the room the mother and her friend noticed that the room was devoid of all colour. The atmosphere was heavy with cigarette smoke, the smell of the samovar diligently heating up tea and something else, unknown but distinctively russian. In the corner a bunch of men and women were gathered around the table, with Robert (to who the room belonged) sat at the center of the gathering reading a book entitled ‘Lolita’ by Nabakov. The entire group was completely silent and only their eyes were moving, from left to right, and back and then again.

>the mother quickly closed the door, atmosphere lightening and the colours returning to their sight. ‘It’s best not to disturb them’ she said quickly and shooed aunt Margarita away.

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>> No.21237867

>>21231295
Jesus, I’m literally dressed like that right now.

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>> No.21238076

>>21231374
Seems accurate and soulful, I trust your judgement as it’s evidently wrought from experience.