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21027703 No.21027703 [Reply] [Original]

>Read a single page of a book
>Immediately browse 4chan for roughly 45 seconds
>Read another page of the book
>Reflexively open YouTube

>> No.21027727

>Read a single page of book
>Reflexively strike wife
>Read another page of the book
>Reflexively strike wife

>> No.21027744

>>21027703
it helps to meditate or just relax without any screentime for 5 minutes before you pick up the book

>> No.21027747
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21027747

I took a giant, unflushable shit in the bathroom at Barnes and Noble.
It was a staff-only bathroom.

>> No.21027757

>>21027747
I took a shit there once that was so smelly, so unfathomably wretched, that I could see the stink distorting the air around the toilet.

>> No.21027766

>>21027757
I never take very smelly shits but sometimes I'll take what I thought was a fairly ordinary shit and when I flush the logs the entire bowl will be stained with massive streaks of shit like a rorschach test

>> No.21027882

>>21027703
>Confess your reading sins
No one here reads.

>> No.21027910
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>I only read science fiction, fantasy and romance. Most of my to-be-read log consists of Star Wars and Marvel related novels.
>I love the LOTR movies but couldn't get into the books at all. I got 100 pages into FOTR before I gave up
>I used Spark Notes to get through my philosophy courses. I got As in both classes and haven't touched it since.

>> No.21028955

>>21027703
I read books.