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most interesting shit i can read in the bible? Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:13:15 2022 No.20941440 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:15:47 2022 No.20941455 >>20941440 ecclesiatses

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:16:35 2022 No.20941459 File: 1.18 MB, 1412x1003, 1659247447364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nigger anime frog pic >retarded question Why do the only threads that come close to being on-topic have to be so fucking garbage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:17:03 2022 No.20941464 >>20941440 the publisher's info

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:19:18 2022 No.20941472 >>20941440 Christ's argument to the genius is John chapter 18 and 19 and I cry every time I read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:20:14 2022 No.20941476 genesis 38

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:48:58 2022 No.20941589 >>20941440 >Colossians 3:11 Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:53:31 2022 No.20941609 File: 186 KB, 398x398, 1641508414331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20941476 i just read it and what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:54:27 2022 No.20941615 >>20941440 Joshua is badass, they fucking murder everyone in the Levant so they can live there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:42:28 2022 No.20943072 >>20941609 yeah, that's what i thought too

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:29:35 2022 No.20943168

>>20941476
I'm not fucking joking, I saw the word "whore" in there for the first time. I learned "whore" at the Bible. I was 11.
At the day I tried to read the Bible, I generally skimmed through it but I stopped there, I couldn't think of what this word meant. That day happened to be my grandmother's birthday, so at the dinner time the whole family gathered together.
The whole family was eating at the table, and I said that to my mother just at that time. "Mom, what is a whore?"
Everyone suddenly became quiet. They were neither angry nor surprised nor laughing. They just looked at me, wondering why I was saying this.
I will never forget genesis 38.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:34:18 2022 No.20943187 >>20941476 >Come now, let me sleep with you kino pickup line

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:37:08 2022 No.20943197 >>20941476 this is probably unironically a good warning against prostitution back then

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:08:01 2022 No.20943265 >>20941440 This historical books

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:14:55 2022 No.20943279 Exodus Ezra-Nehemiah Synoptics Revelations

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:58:19 2022 No.20943360 >>20941440 Exodus 4:24-26

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:22 2022 No.20944212 gawd is a language game acted out by authoritarians, to show others how to simp for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:42:50 2022 No.20944250 ezekiel 4:9

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:32:38 2022 No.20945192 >>20943168 damn at least my language uses old-timey words for prostitutes in the bible so if a kid asked what is a nierządnica the family would know for certain he heard it in church

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:38:40 2022 No.20945227 2 Kings 18:27

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:45:05 2022 No.20945258 >>20945192 my language uses modern terms it literally says кypвa so it'd be VERY awkward if a child asked that. good thing no one here reads the bible anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:02:10 2022 No.20945317 >>20941476 >spilling cum on the floor is wicked >making children with your whore in law is allowed what did god mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:24:43 2022 No.20945431 >>20945317 "have sex"

>>	SAGE Mon Sep 5 23:59:14 2022 No.20946495 Ezekiel 37

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:00:41 2022 No.20946498 >>20941440 Thanks for including a picture of yourself. >>20941455 It's called the Quoelet, you absolute pleb.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:07:34 2022 No.20946538

Some of the stories from the histories in the middle of the Old Testament are pretty good. Like that of Ehud, the left-handed Judge. The Gospels and the Epistles are infinitely more important, of course, but they're long on spiritual truths and short on stabbings and fireballs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:13:09 2022 No.20946555 >god kills onan because he refused to be a cuck for his dead brother that god slew christ the more I learn about actual christianity the more offputting it gets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:16:26 2022 No.20946566 File: 18 KB, 739x568, 1588229194826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20946555 >he refused to be a cuck for his dead brother wouldn't he be the one cucking his dead brother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:17:53 2022 No.20946571 >>20946566 No it explicitly states it wouldn't be his kid but that he would have to raise it. Wether that is some god-fuckery or their culture it's still extremely offputting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:46:26 2022 No.20946677 >>20946571 It was a cultural/legal thing. The idea was that if the man gave his brother's widow a child, it would provide the deceased a legal heir who was still of his bloodline to carry on his family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 05:23:03 2022 No.20947630 >>20946498 we call it ecclesiastes, moshe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 05:23:37 2022 No.20947633 >>20947630 >we changed the name therefore it's no longer jewish

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