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20934464 No.20934464 [Reply] [Original]

Bros...the normies are starting to catch on..

>> No.20934478

Wtf

>> No.20934481

>OP immediately gets fired

Thanks for the lols though

>> No.20934486

take that down brother

>> No.20934526

It's was slightly funny the first time it was posted . . .

>> No.20934539

>>20934464
Glorious

>> No.20934613

>>20934526
Whoever did it put a lot of effort into it and did a pretty good job, so I don’t mind seeing it regularly.

>> No.20934620

>>20934464
Damn /lit/ has pretty shitty taste when you see it all together like this.

>> No.20934629

>>20934620
The Agatha Christie is probably the best thing there

>> No.20934657

>>20934464
Gravity's Rainbow is for sure cringetier meme tome.
I have read thousands of books. I have a book store. I have an enormous collection.
NOTHING. And I mean NOTHING.
Is as verbose and full of shit as that book.
>start reading
>30 pages later still about the noise of bombs and nothing happened
INB4 that's the point.

>> No.20934662

>>20934464
Someone put a lot of time into that photoshop.
Either that or BASED AF

>> No.20934679

>people buy a book to laugh at how "cringe" it is
>accidentally get redpilled

As usual, leftoids don't think things through.

>> No.20934680

>>20934679
It's not a real image?

>> No.20934688

>>20934680
If that's not real, then technology has unironically gone way too far and every time Biden comes on screen telling you to get the fagjab you should assuming it's a deepfake.

>> No.20934700

>>20934464
These books are garbage. Where the fuck is Evola Guénon Wittgenstein and Cioran

>> No.20934711
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>>20934700
You must've been shit at where's Wally lad

>> No.20934717

You can tell it's fake by the thickness of tennis book.

>> No.20934735

>>20934711
Ah my bad. Spotted the Guénon one as well. In any case this is some advanced autism going on in OP's picture. I'm pretty sure it's edited but even so it's impressive and someone must have spent literal hours on that.

>> No.20934745

>>20934688

you are honest to god retarded. not in a funny ironic 'the retards will inherit the earth' way, but just actually mentally disabled to some degree. this is a 10 minute photoshop job, maybe 30 minutes for an absolute beginner who has to watch a few youtube tutorials.

>> No.20934823

It is photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my day. Well made though.

>> No.20934827

>>20934464
Kek. Really well done shop anon.

>> No.20934837

>>20934662
>>20934688
>>20934823
So none of you have seen the original? The real title was "trending on tiktok" and all of these books are contemporary YA trash

>> No.20934862

>>20934657
filtered

>> No.20934866

Fellow /lit/izens, we got too presumptuous.

>> No.20934872

>>20934837
Probably better than this trash

>> No.20934908

>>20934688
>infinite jest only slightly thicker than a goosebumps book

>> No.20934915

>>20934464
>industrial society
>agatha christie
LMAOOOOOO

>> No.20934918

>toradora
based, but I'm not sure it's actually that popular on /lit/

>> No.20934920

wait holy shit thats the turner diaries or whatever thats called i think thats banned over here in england

>> No.20934923

>>20934464
>Rene Guenon (PBUH)
holy based!

>> No.20934965

lmaooooooo it's epic shit like this that has me always coming back to sub

>> No.20935079

>>20934613
No they didn't. Look at the Decline of the West stack, the Jordan Peterson stack, and the Hegel stack. Not to mention that Call of the Crocodile is barely 100 pages...

>> No.20935100

>>20934657
>filtered
also obviously infinite jest is the "cringetier meme tome"

>> No.20935228

>>20934464
you can literally see the shoop you nigger

>> No.20935234

>>20934866
>got

>> No.20935245

Starting to catch on cringy /pol/tard shit?

>> No.20935747

>>20934464
Where is Nietzsche? That should be what you fuckers should be reading.

>> No.20935753

>>20935747
Nobody reads Nietzsche

>> No.20935759

>>20934464
I still don't get why this includes Toradora

>> No.20935760

>>20934613
Its a shop paid by g*rdner in order to push himself as a board meme.

>> No.20935786

>>20935753
I'm reading every word he wrote. That guy shits gold.

>> No.20935793

>>20935786
nah its just shit

>> No.20935794

>>20935760
How much money does this asshole have?

>> No.20935795

>>20935793
You might be be too small to get it.

>> No.20935804

>>20935795
do you wanna see how big i am?

>> No.20935882

>>20935804
You're a midget, take the Nietzsche challenge.

>> No.20935894

Heckin BASED lol

>> No.20935895

>>20934688
Get glasses you dumb fuck

>> No.20935909

>>20934481
Kek.

>> No.20936134

>>20934745
Explain how you can see that this is a photoshop

>> No.20936195
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20936195

>black future in the back

>> No.20936216

>>20936134
Look at Confederacy of Dunces. It's clearly copy-pasted onto a hardback. It's not a very good shop

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20936462

Fake but this is real. The Goodreads algorithm is promoting F Gardner books under all the biggest horror titles and thousands are adding them to their “want to read lists” by the day.

>> No.20936467

>>20935079
Call of the Crocodile is like 250 pages. What are you talking about?

>> No.20936480
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>>20935079
>>20936467
See pic. Apparently Call of the Crocodile is 228 pages. I remember thinking it felt pretty long. You’re thinking of some other meme book.

>> No.20936487

>>20936467
Please describe the margins, line spacing, and font size. One time I bought a twitter guy's book and it was formatted like a high school freshman's english paper.

>> No.20936510

>>20934464
That Decline of the West shoop is pretty bad.

>> No.20936527

>>20936487
I have no idea. And I don’t know what book you’re even referring to. But Call of the Crocodile is long and bloated and obviously not the book you’re thinking of here.

>> No.20936549

>>20934464
Been here for 10 years and managed to avoid all of these aside from the Russians

>> No.20936565
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>>20934464
>CotC

Based. Horror’s Call is redpilled beyond belief. Probably the best things this board has ever recommended to me. The amount of esotericism in that series is amazing.

>> No.20936569

>>20936527
Good to hear that Gardner's taking his craft seriously then.

>> No.20936572

>>20936565
I've never seen it recommended here though

>> No.20936581

>>20936572
Lurk more

>> No.20936585

>>20936572
It's a shill who spams it as a forced viral meme thing. He's a self-publish author. He spent thousands on 4chan ads too. Another one of the books in the OP pic is a forced meme viral attempt from years ago as well.

>> No.20936591

>>20936572
You're being baited unless you're baiting me here

>> No.20936595

>>20936585
/pol/ here. There are threads about Gardner’s books every now and then.

>> No.20936599

>>20934464
The cover's below the phenomenatology of the spirit, mein kampf, the decline of the West, fanged noumena, and the Peterson book do not match all.

>> No.20936608

>There are anons only just now discovering Call of the Crocodile

Did I travel back in time to 2 years ago?

>> No.20936613

>>20936585
I've seen some /x/posters tripfagging here recently. Isn't that guy one of them?

>> No.20936625

>>20936613
You mean Frater Asemlen and the pneuma guy or whatever he calls himself? No, Gardner is a discord tourist who posts pictures of his own amazon self published books, or possibly a few people from his discord are doing it half as a joke. Either way it's always the same, like this
>>20936608
>>20936595
>>20936591

If you really want to read it for some reason he got desperate and posted most of it once so just find the thread in the archive. It's full of typos and isn't ironically funny. It's just a redditor's 2015 random humor.

>> No.20936631

>>20936625
>humor

You obviously haven’t read CotC. That book is dead serious and completely humorless.

>> No.20936643

>>20936631
>You obviously haven’t read CotC.
Correct, nobody has.

>> No.20936650

>>20936625
I think you’re thinking of some other book and getting it mixed up with Call of the Crocodile. You said it’s 100 pages and a humor book? It’s like 250 pages and edgy as hell. I don’t even remember a single joke from it. Again, no clue what book you’re actually thinking of. But it sure as hell ain’t Call of the Crocodile. I read that a year ago and your description is nothing like it.

>> No.20936673

>>20936608
I honestly liked Call of the Arcade and Jigoku much more.

>> No.20936778

>>20936462
Holy shit

>> No.20936829

>>20936462
It’s surreal how influential F Gardner has been on this board to the point where Call of the Crocodile is affecting other websites now

>> No.20936871 [DELETED] 

>>20936565
You are a retarded shitposter or one of gardeners paid goys.

>> No.20936890

>>20936871
JIDF detected.

>> No.20936921

>>20936829
Who?

>> No.20936925

>>20936921

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLfrpEAfB8&t=3178s&pp=2AHqGJACAQ%3D%3D

>> No.20936930

test

>> No.20936963

>>20936925
Not clicking that

>> No.20936971

>>20936925
Oh wow awesome.

>> No.20936972

>>20934464
Okay, but ordering that hardcover printing of ACoD now.

>> No.20937009

>>20936925
Is this the same interview where Gardner talks about how he thinks the earth is flat?

>> No.20937176

>>20937009
Yes

>> No.20937274

>>20934613
>covers under Mein Kampf are blue
>covers under 12 Rules for Life are totally different
>covers under Finnegans Wake are different
>covers under The Decline of the West are different
>half the books have unrealistic sizes for what they are

>> No.20937290

Is lolita actually any good.

>> No.20937319

>>20936462
This is happening because of Redditors “discovering” Call of the Crocodile. Reddit is always late to the party and hijacks our memes as usual.

>> No.20937447

>>20935759
Greatest love story ever told you swine.

>> No.20937716

>>20937319
Those are not /lit/ memes though

>> No.20937962

>>20937716
Call of the Crocodile most definitely is. Infinite Jest? That’s a bonafide Reddit meme and all normies know about it.

>> No.20937975

>>20937962
/thread
IJ is mainstream. CotC is bordering on it though at this point.

>> No.20937994

>>20934464
>>20934481
>>20934526
>>20934539
>>20934613
>>20934827
>>20934915
>>20934965
>>20935894
>>20935909
It's not funny.

>> No.20938096

>>20937994
Your right. It’s hilarious.

>> No.20938234

>>20934823
Ancient meme

>> No.20938243
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20938243

Based

>> No.20938377

>Call of the Crocodile trending on TikTok

We did it, Reddit!

>> No.20938665

>>20938243
Ok that’s great.

>> No.20938755

>>20934688
>comes on screen telling you to get the fagjab you should assuming it's a deepfake.
i do

>> No.20938770

>>20934464
>No Blood Meridian

>> No.20938804

Burn it

>> No.20938806

>>20937994
It’s fucking hilarious

>> No.20938835

>>20934620
>/pol/thrash, starter books, Moz, Finneygone
There is no taste at all as no one reads
It's just the battle of the meme books

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>>20934629

>> No.20938874

>>20934464
What’s the one above confederacy of dunces?

>> No.20939381

>>20937290
it 's simply pedo cope, would not recommend

>> No.20939407

>>20934464
>ITT: zoomies can’t detect hack shoops from the pixels
Thread is doing a better job illustrating the average idiot on this board than the picture.

>> No.20939458

>>20937962
IJ isn't really reddit either, it's an American academia meme that pretentious hipsters were recommending to each other well before social media ever became a thing.

>> No.20939567

>>20934464
what's the waifu book called?

>> No.20939628

>>20937290
>Is lolita actually any good.
it's self-insert by an atheist coomer

>> No.20939680

>>20939567
toradora

>>20937290
good book dont listen to any other retards here

>> No.20939708

>>20934464
Wish it where real... then I could buy my meme books

>> No.20939713

>>20937994
It’s glorious

>> No.20941090

>>20937994
It’s heckin fucking amazing