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Waldunchads... we're fucking back....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvA3bxMjh9w
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>> No.20931162

Waldun cannot stop winning, I kneel

>> No.20931178

>>20931130
Lmao that fucking intro edit, this guy is such a pseud

>> No.20931187

>we like, talk in language
Compelling stuff.

>> No.20931223

>”such a big crowd”
>does not show the crowd

>> No.20931239

>>20931130
I will never understand why dark academia fags dress like that.

>> No.20931242

>>20931130
Not enough authority in the way he speaks. Do better Waldun.

>> No.20931255

>>20931130
>melbourne uni philosophy society
lmao i went to one of their events once and it was the most awkward shit ever.
this group of about 15 nerds booked out the back room of a pub and listened to this guy read his honours essay. there was a little chat aftdr and it was clear that every philosophical issue they were pretending to discuss was really just a veil for interpersonal issues between them. so weird lmao. and they billed it as if itwas gonna be a serious lecture.

>> No.20931257

>>20931130
hes so cute bros

>> No.20931307

>>20931239
I wish we would return to dressing like that as being the norm. A lot better than how zoomers today dress.

>> No.20931318

>>20931307
I agree, the way zoomers dress ticks me off a bit. But, the way that Waldun dresses pisses me off way more.

>> No.20931328

>>20931130
Damn, i really hate the sweater-tie combo

>> No.20931347
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>>20931307
Surely 4chan knows how to dress!

>> No.20931351

>>20931347
>not posting the Dylan Roof version

>> No.20931355
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*cracks monster*
see back in MY days we memed MEN not boys...

>> No.20931411

Can anyone who knows Derrida tell me if Waldun knows what he's talking about?

>> No.20931419

>>20931130
I went to the University of Melbourne. It fulfilled every negative stereotype about universities: very little focus on anything technical or quantifiable, and endless hours spent talking about racism and gender and how Muslims are better than us and blah blah blah BLAH BLAH. I even had a teacher deliver an entire lecture about how FGM was a valid cultural practice.

>> No.20931465

>>20931318
The way Waldun dresses also pisses me off way more, but because he's Waldon and doing it only to be quirky and gay.

>> No.20931466

>>20931130
He fucking bloated.

>> No.20931478

>>20931419
Should've gone to Monash. I had a lecturer talking about the English language competency test for international students then go around the room singling out anyone who wasn't white and asking them what score they got on the test

>> No.20931484
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>>20931130
>That's when he realized, Academia was rather dark here in L'acedemie.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

>> No.20931497

>>20931130
I wish they showed the audience, I need to know who would go hear him talk

>> No.20931516

>>20931130
Alone the fact that this exists makes me want to kill people.

>> No.20931518

we should just nuke australia or something

>> No.20931580

>>20931130
I have never cringed so hard in my entire life. Has he no shame?
Everything about his persona is so artificial, so fake. But on the other hand so are a lot of people in academia, so maybe its a good fit after all.

>> No.20931596

Looks like cringekino is back on the menu.

Waldunchuds we're eatin good

>> No.20931613

>>20931484
is everyone who uses 'rather' a pseud? I rather think so

>> No.20931630

so is he chinese or japanese?

>> No.20931634

>>20931130
Melbourne really put their name in this video? This ESL chink needs to learn how to edit his videos

>> No.20931645

>already misunderstanding Derrida within the first two minutes
Truly Waldunesque

>> No.20931652
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>>20931130
The year is 2042.
Robin Wu, formally known as R.C Waldun, is a balding middle aged man. He works for a company his family own. The other staff know he's a nepotism hire and don't respect him.
He was married many years ago to a Chinese woman his family arranged for him. He was barely able to do his wedding night duties and the situation hasn't improved since. Despite both he and his wife being full blood Chinese their children were born Hapas. Wu pretends not to notice but he knows why. His wife loves Aussie cock, she hangs around footy clubs in the suburbs of Melbourne hoping to catch the eye of the men playing. Several times she has been gangbanged in the changerooms and she loved it.
Then one day he notices his fellow employees giggling about something...it seems they have found one of his old cringey videos from his youthful Dark Academia phase.
"But i thought i scrubbed them all off the internet" he thinks as his tears, like his proses, flow sir.

>> No.20931667

>>20931652
gem

>> No.20931724

>>20931652
kek
If Waldun doesn't find God soon he'll end up like this. I pray for his chink soul that he does.

>> No.20931765

>>20931347
nice drip yo!

>> No.20931773

>>20931630
Half-Chinese from my understanding.

>> No.20931778

>>20931130
Looks like the Chiny from Chapo.

>> No.20931779

>>20931652
I love how this is better than anything Waldun has ever written.

>> No.20931784

>>20931773
what about the other half?

>> No.20931787

>>20931630
He’s in Australia, so he’s a chink

>> No.20931791

>>20931784
Aussie I believe. Apologies if I'm wrong.

>> No.20931794

>>20931130
What does R.C. stand for? I know Robin is his first name but why the C? and why the surname "Waldun"?

>> No.20931799

>>20931794
Chang

>> No.20931801

>>20931791
he might be half Jewish based on his intelligence and intellectual demeanor

>> No.20931807

>>20931794
China

>> No.20931810

Unrelated and incorrect babble about Egypt and Plato. Looking up things on Google is not a reliable source. Going to the library takes time. So take time to think about what things mean. Budda-fly. Kill yourself, Waldun.

>> No.20931816

>>20931801
Roundabout way of calling him a retarded parasite

>> No.20932081

>>20931355
Cliffchads what happened to Cliffposting?

>> No.20932085

>>20931307
Dressing like that makes no sense with rising global temperatures. What's the point of increasing your chance of heatstroke? Clothing primarily serves as protection from the elements. Style is secondary. Light, breezy clothing makes more sense in contemporary times.

>> No.20932088

>>20931411
I would say he does, because he is just regurgitating what he heard his professor say in class, or he is citing papers on Derrida. Waldun has no original thoughts, and he's too afraid to offer his own explanation.

>> No.20932125

>>20931130
Anons are seething about him all the while women are simping for him in the comments kek

>> No.20932159

>>20932125
>women
I don't count 12-13 year old Paki children as women.

>> No.20932170

>>20931801
>his intelligence and intellectual demeanor
lmao

>> No.20932219

>>20931130
is this dumb story the only thing anyone remembers from Derrida because it's the only thing vaguely coherent about him?

>> No.20932237

>>20931130
Does this guy even have his undergrad?

>> No.20932255

>>20931484
good lord

>> No.20932260

>R. C. Waldun is giving professor vibes. I do agree that critical thinking is an essential skill to harness. It can do you good once you've become a fully grown adult.
>once you've become a fully grown adult.
I like his leather bag, it's very dark.. academia.

>> No.20932275

>>20931347
To be fair 2, 5 and 7 only look retarded because they have chosen to surround themselves with retards. If these guys were alone they'd see slightly off but not like the complete morons they look like now.

>> No.20932284
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>>20932085
I would honestly be pretty happy if it became socially acceptable to wear a sort of lightweight robe in public in the West, something like a thobe or yukata. Especially in the South.

>> No.20932286

>>20932284
This guy is now slaying insect puss on the daily frfr

>> No.20932288

>>20932286
Yeah, Ken-sama is an inspiration. Honestly proud of the fella, he seems happy.

>> No.20932306

>>20931801
Based. He does seem to be sort of a nosenigger.

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>> No.20932403

>>20932237
No. He's also going to get the ESL pass.

>> No.20932456

>Derrida
Fucking dropped. Stupid naive chink faggot.

>> No.20933130

Isn't he like 20? Most people are lost at that age

>> No.20933291

>>20931130
he's a great lecturer. if he was a professor or teacher, he'll do very well just by talking.

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you sure showed them robin

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>>20933434

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>>20933438

>> No.20933458

>>20931419
>entire lecture about how FGM was a valid cultural practice
Please, no... What were some of the talking points?

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>>20933444
out of all the Waldunites this smarmy little cunt makes me sick. Waldun elicits pity and genuine sympathy for how empty of a person he is. Jaidyn made a publishing house with daddy's money so he could say that his shit poetry could be called "traditionally published." his work is painfully cringe

>> No.20933468

>>20931518
Just the cities. The we'll assassinate the remaining heads of state that fucked us over during covid and start afresh.

>> No.20933564

>>20931419
I don't know what else you expected from Melbourne, let alone the university.

>> No.20933608

>>20931419
>FGM
How is this allowed? Was the lecture given by a muslim man who has mutilated his own daughters, granddaughters and nieces? Did no one call him out? What subject was it? So many questions.

>> No.20933620

>>20931130
He’s getting better.
He actually seems kind of professorial here.
“Larp hard enough, and eventually you won’t be larping anymore.” - Socrates

>> No.20933634

>>20931255
The first problem is uni. The second is uni in australia. The third is Australia anywhere other than WA.