/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.20854303]

Book of the year. There, I said it. McCarthy's novels will be a cringefest.

[Anonymous No.20854319]

>>20854303
A zoomer normie trying to fit in killed a thread for this

[Anonymous No.20854328]

This thread was made by a bot.

[Anonymous No.20854334]

Slightly worried Jeannette posts here

[Anonymous No.20854336]

>>20854303
She may be glad that her mom died, but millions of people will be glad when she does.

[Anonymous No.20854347]

>>20854303
Well if Lena Dunham says it's good who am I to argue?

[Anonymous No.20854361]

>>20854303
>reading women
yes yes I know what I said is very sexist but I genuinly can't help being a retard and sexist. I just don't find anything a woman feels strongly enough to write about important to waste my time reading it. I think women aught to feel the same about male authors. Our worlds are so different and we write out of such different perspectives that is a waste to try to learn anything from the opposite sex by reading them. the best thing you can do is read an authors experiences and hot takes on the opposite sex, so they can be explained in a way your brain can understand. Because a woman can never understand hemingway and a man can never understand jane austen.

[Anonymous No.20854503]

>>20854303
my favorite is when she seduced Steven into receiving a blowjob, hoping that he'd fall hopelessly in love with her, only for him to get some post-nut clarity and say no that can't ever happen again

she literally described it as if she had comedic timing with her spit take. like, she had the cum in her mouth and was about to swallow but was shocked that some guy wasn't gonna fall for her just because she was pretty.

[Anonymous No.20854507]

>>20854503
>Steven
who?

[Anonymous No.20854521]

>>20854361
Chads understand women.

[Anonymous No.20854532]

>>20854336
Are there legitimate Jeanette McCurdy haters out there? I thought most people either have no opinion on her or "cool, it was Sam from iCarly, I hope she's doing better now that Rob Schneider isn't around her anymore". I think I heard she's an ex-Mormon, so I guess Mormons hate her, but they aren't really people to begin with so what does it matter

>>20854347
Underrated

[Anonymous No.20854535]

>>20854303
>lena dunham
Hardly a noteworthy endorsement. Sometimes I feel bad for that fat cow, imagine having pic related as your father, and constantly being exposed to this sort of art from a very young age. She had no chance

[Anonymous No.20854537]

>>20854532
There are now.

[Anonymous No.20854538]

>>20854521
stop memeing

[Anonymous No.20854548]

>>20854361
It's basically a memoir about being sexually abused by Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider, you can easily imagine the same being written by Corey Feldman, Brad Renfro, or any child star who was exploited. Everything isn't about gender.

[Anonymous No.20854559]

>>20854537
Why? Did the book tank?

[Anonymous No.20855930]

>>20854303
What's inside the urn?

[Anonymous No.20855936]

>>20855930
Her used bras she sells online

[Anonymous No.20855940]

>>20854532
>Rob Schneider
Just made me burst out laughing.

You mean Dan Schneider? I don't think Rob Schneider ever came near Jeanette

[Anonymous No.20855972]

celebrity is a misshapen neurotic mess unmoored from reality and spewing self-hatred and vitriol over everything and everyone:

>McCurdy was born on June 26, 1992, in Los Angeles to Mark and Debbie McCurdy and was raised in Garden Grove, California.She is the youngest of four children, and has three older brothers.[13] She was raised in what she has described as a "dysfunctional Mormon family".[14]

>When McCurdy was 3 years old, her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent several surgeries, chemotherapy, and a bone marrow transplant.[13] She was diagnosed with cancer again in 2010, and died from it in 2013 when McCurdy was 21 years old.[15]

>McCurdy has revealed that she was emotionally and sexually abused by her mother. In an interview with People magazine she said "My mom's emotions were so erratic that it was like walking a tightrope every day." According to McCurdy, her mother pushed her into acting when she was 6 years old to both financially support her family, and because her mother had wanted to become a performer herself. She stated that her mother was "obsessed with making [her] a star" and detailed how her mother contributed to her eating disorder by introducing her to calorie counting at age 11. She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed vaginal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone.[16] McCurdy said that she refused to appear in the revival of iCarly because of the reminder of her mother's abuse on the original show, and that her appearance on Sam & Cat was done to please her mother. McCurdy stated in an interview that she never received her payment from acting as a minor, because her Coogan account wasn't properly filed.[18]


A little whore wants to be a starlet but her dying mom knows what's up with the jews in hollywood so she protects at all cost her daughter and of course the daughter is resentful she has to wait to be 18 before becoming a full-on whore being fucked raw by a NBA team

[Anonymous No.20855975]

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[Anonymous No.20855985]

>>20854336
Those millions don't exist. Her book sales are though the roof and her popularity has skyrocketed. Any detractors can be safely swept aside and ignored

[Anonymous No.20855996]

>>20855972
You sound like a rabid dog, and you're about as smart as one too

[Anonymous No.20856024]

[Anonymous No.20856368]

>>20854361
Read Arendt. You're fine not reading contemporary women. You already know them.

>>20854548
The only thing worse than reading women is taking people's hearsay about books they haven't read

[Anonymous No.20856692]

>>20855972
you mad, Dan?

[Anonymous No.20856698]

What could the dad even do in this situation where the bitch is constantly threatening to kill him, kill herself, doesn't speak like a human being just yells at him and insults him in every of their interactions.

[Anonymous No.20856789]

>>20856024
Is this real? What is that last part lol

[Anonymous No.20856793]

>>20856698
Makes me sad to know there's a ton of kids out there dealing with this right now

[Anonymous No.20856795]

Reminder: that this thread was posted by the publisher.

[Anonymous No.20856799]

>>20856698
>thinking dumbly

[Anonymous No.20856801]

>>20855975
This one is pretty funny. Jesus she really didn't spare any details in this book though did she

[Anonymous No.20856811]

>>20854503
oh my god, where? post excerpts

[Anonymous No.20856817]

>>20855975
kino right here. I didn't know women could write kino like these

[Anonymous No.20856821]

>>20854303
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>>20855996
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>>20856793
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>>20856811
>>20856817
Wow, this sure is some organic, genuine interest for this spectacular book that my community is talking about. I have been convinced to purchase a copy based on this engaging, genuine, and highly believable word of mouth.

[Anonymous No.20856826]

>>20856821
nobody thinks its organic mouthbreather, do you feel smart for pointing out the obvious?

[Anonymous No.20856828]

>>20856821
I've been called out like this more than once before and I can just say my posts are simply very genuine and surface level which is why they read like ads

[Anonymous No.20856829]

>>20856821
It's called ironic shitposting, you absolute buffoon

[Anonymous No.20856833]

>>20856793
BPD mom sounds like hell. Results in a lot of suicides and addiction, even trannyism.

[Anonymous No.20856834]

>>20856826
Some people who seem real respond. I'm pointing it out to tank any hope of this shit advertising succeeding here.

[Anonymous No.20856835]

Mods can you please eliminate blatant advertising threads? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.20856837]

>>20856834
Hey, keep fighting the good fight, man. Even if something is obvious to oneself it should still be made clear for newfriends or the less shrewd.

[Anonymous No.20856843]

>>20856821
don't care loser

[Anonymous No.20857281]

>>20856821
this motherfucker right here so easily trolled i bet he has a reddit account and several throwaways because he's worried about tainting his "irl" one kel

[Anonymous No.20857929]

>>20854361
Women do not belong in science fiction.

[Anonymous No.20857931]

>>20854361
Female authors do not belong in science fiction.

[Anonymous No.20857933]

>>20854303
>Book of the year. There, I said it. McCarthy's novels will be a cringefest.
I'd still fuck her.

[Anonymous No.20857943]

>>20856826
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>>20857281
>troons seething

[Anonymous No.20858022]

>>20854535
Yuck. People actually pay money for that?

[This thread again? Reposting this joke I guess. No.20858104]

My copy looks a bit different.

[Anonymous No.20858138]

>>20856024
This is the average American single mother

[Anonymous No.20858165]

>>20858104
Fedoracore take anon

[Anonymous No.20858170]

>>20854303
It looks like the publisher barely bothered to make it presentable and paid some lard ass and some some dude whose name reminds me of the twink from Juno to give a quote to sell a book by a dumb overpaid cunt who sucked some pedophiles dick (even though her hotter co-star never did and got a show years later she wasn't invited to) and now wants to blame everything on everyone else

[Anonymous No.20858171]

>>20858104
Kek. Basado

[Anonymous No.20858178]

>>20857943
kek don't worry buddy you're the only one who has to deal with your reddit anxiety

[Anonymous No.20858224]

>>20858170
>barely bothered to make it presentable
To be fair it's got the kind of crazy Avon lady calling vibe of when she was a kid. Her mom's mormon and looking for a quick buck so I wouldn't be surprised if the art director chose 80s Tupperware yellow and pink for the Midwest mlm mom ambience. It's a pretty great cover which plays on a lot of the tropes of her abusive background, including the shitty mmpb romances Mormons love.

[Anonymous No.20858298]

>>20858224
Well someone has to tell me why the yellow-pink piss pussy aesthetic is so appealing to certain millennials and zoomers so that I can sex them up because I don't fucking get it. The book looks like a fucking piece of shit, like the tech back then, which was just a pointless burden before the 80s. If anything these cunts should be idealizing the 20s.

[Anonymous No.20858331]

>>20858298
>. The book looks like a fucking piece of shit, like the tech back then, which was just a pointless burden before the 80s
Anon if you're too autistic and shut in to understand the 80s are in again, there's really no point in explaining why people liked any of it any of the times they have to bring you up to speed, and there's also no point in asking you about aesthetic choices for marketing and design either as your opinion would be woefully underinformed. Your hot take seems entirely based on how triggered you are by the author, rather than informed by any design theory.

[sage No.20858542]

>>20855975
I bet its fake and not even in book. I am still not buying it shill, fuck you

[Anonymous No.20858569]

Will this overthrow Call of the Crocodile?

[Anonymous No.20858644]

>>20854303
You don't know that!

[This thread again? Reposting this joke I guess. No.20858656]

>>20858165
It's just a joke fren. Read the name field btw, I don't take credit for it.

[Anonymous No.20858740]

>>20858542
It's fucking stupid. I don't know if it's the trees outside my window or the flower pot or her writing but this shit reminds me of when I was a kid, but in a bad way. who the fuck wants to think of a toddler or a fucking tween when getting their dick sucked? She's the fucking pedophile she claims to be fighting again! It's fucking horseshit and not even interesting or fun, with it stupid stilted and lame gay porno language. who was the ghost writer because I could have written a better and sexier girl for half the fucking price

[Anonymous No.20858743]

>>20858331
It's an overrated era because the tech was shit, just as i said. It didn't last long, the manufacturing processes were fucking crude and the products were shit. they would break down and buckle immediately and they would have to be thrown away for being worthless pieces of garbage. There's nothing to explain.

[Anonymous No.20858804]

>>20858743
Even if tech were the totality of an era's aesthetic choices, or indeed related to the design cover, that is something shared with the 20s. Much like the palette, the cut, the typeface, the enameled look plastics etc
Spouting off about unrelated aspects of the book when you're clearly talking out of your hat doesn't make your opinion about the author seem well founded. It makes you look like a psychotically obsessed teenage girl on a revenge trip tbph famalam. Do you think she stole your boyfriend or something?