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Which alcoholic beverages and tobacco products—and in what quantities—ought I to consume in order to optimize my brainal thought processes for maximal reading and writing prowess?

>> No.20815976

5th of Vodka and 12 packs of the cheapest ciggies at the Wawa. (Consume this every 6 hours).

>> No.20817280

>>20815970
Might be a good idea to develop a serious caffeine dependency.

>> No.20817293

>>20815970
Just drink coffee. Kant did it. Marquez did it. Balzac did it.

>> No.20817337

>>20815970
While you cant increase IQ per se with those you can however improve memory by taking a hit of dopamine and epinephrine/adrenaline or any strong emotion right after learning something. And I'm sad to say but drinking coffee AFTER reading helps to(me myself I dont have the willpower to go without that long).