[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 35 KB, 400x387, 1619076134637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20813649 No.20813649 [Reply] [Original]

>buy used book
>the first page has a long-dead fly's guts crushed by the front cover

>> No.20813671

>buy used book
>find it bookmarked to the coom page with his personal and professional details
should i ask if he came of it?

>> No.20813678

>take book from the pile on my bed
>the cover has a long-dead spider's guts crushed all over the front cover
fucker crawled between two books and got squeezed to death

>> No.20813685

>>20813678
got what he deserved I hope he's burning in hell right now GOD I HATE BUGS

>> No.20813696
File: 490 KB, 453x495, 1566306919423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20813696

>buy book
>never read it

>> No.20813707

>buy used book
>sincerely hope it wasn't stored anywhere near someone's toilet

>> No.20813711

>buy a used copy of Industrial Society and it’s Future on Amazon
>weird envelope inside the front cover
>”dedication to Ted Kaczynski”
>open it
>anthrax bomb explodes
>spend 7 days in the ICU

>> No.20813728

>>20813707
>THIS BOOK HAS BEEN FLAGGED

>> No.20813744

>>20813649
Did your tongue dart out and snatch the fly into your mouth for dinner?

>> No.20813747

>>20813649
Why are frogposters so stupid?

>> No.20815033

>>20813649
Now thats what I call SOVL

>> No.20815252

>>20813707
Joke's on you I read all my books on the crapper

>> No.20815255

>>20813711
kek

>> No.20815262

>>20813649
You're a frog. Isn't that a good thing?

>> No.20816385

>buy book
>it has notes on it and highlighted some random passages
>finish book
>turns highlighted passages were foreshadowing of the plot twist
>I didn't realize the twist despite all the clues being literally highlighted
feels good being a retard