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20809582 No.20809582 [Reply] [Original]

Well this beat the hell out of boring ol’ Infinite Jest.

>> No.20809594

Have another drink, Gardner.
Ah, hell, just guzzle it straight from the bottle.
You've been doing that for a long time anyway, haven't you.
It sort of deadens the pains coming from your liver, but not as well as it used to.
And it stopped filling the anguished void in your soul a long time ago, didn't it.
But soon, you'll no longer be an embarrassment to your parents.
Soon they'll find your corpse, where it had lain for hours, unnoticed and unlamented, your post-mortem diarrhea solidified and cold in a puddle on the floor.
They will cremate you, mix your ashes with the catbox sand, and dump you in the garbage.
And they will never speak of you again.