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>go to the local library
>ask library clerk for books about esoteric hitlerism
>"esoteric? do you have an example?"
>try to explain it to her and give examples of authors like serrano, julius evola, savitri devi, ted kacinzky etc.
>she just stares at me in confusion

why are NPCs like this?

>> No.20801977

>>20801970
Even if a shitpost, why would America’s underfunded public library system have those books?

>> No.20801979

>>20801970
I don't know.
Why are you like that?
Oh wait!
You can't know.

>> No.20801996

>>20801977
if you have a membership at the local library you can request the clerk to order the book for you but (((they))) wouldn't let my request go through

>> No.20802174

bump

>> No.20802183

>>20801970
Cum on her face and punch her. Strawberry shortcake

>> No.20802188

>>20801977
We had Mein Kampf
Actually, most American libraries I have bothered to check have had copies of Mein Kampf and The Communist Manifesto. I think they keep them to prove how free-speech-loving we are.

Now I remember those cunts in Michigan who defunded the library and I'm mad.

>> No.20802221
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20802221

>go to fast food drive-through
>ask the person taking my order for widdly scuds
>"widdly scuds?"
>try to explain it to her and give examples of food like widdly scuds, stuffed bacon burtangos, jolly rogers, vitamin spleen, etc
>she just stares at me in confusion

why are NPCs like this?

>> No.20802222

>>20801970
>serrano, julius evola, savitri devi, ted kacinzky
>hitlerism
retard alert

>> No.20802259

this place is molding my brain into involuntarily and habitually dismissing and outright denying any form of cringe i come across. i can't trust these characters. i know it's some smug kid merely PRETENDING to be cringe. why have you all conspired against me like this? what did i ever do...

>> No.20802272

>>20801970
>idiot walks into my library
>asks for some dense philosophical bullshit
>ask him for examples
>starts stuttering about the unabomber
>have no idea what the fuck he wants me to do with that
>before I can just point him to the philosophy sections he mumbles something about NPCs and runs out the door
Why are these pretentious dipshits all like this? I bet he's posting about how I didn't immediately recognize some niche faggot philosopher, like that means something. Obviously he could have just googled books he's looking for, but he needed to waste my time trying to validate his superiority over me by speaking jargon.

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>>20802259

>> No.20802303

>>20802284
you never get the sense that all the cringe posts you see aren't authentic? i mean, it's one thing if you have one or two guys in a thread posting bait; but when 90% of the posters take that bait and respond with their OWN cringe—designed with the sole intention of out-cringing the original cringe—well, that's where i call sus on this whole operation. there's some shady shit. God could not have possible imbued Man's soul with this level of unironic cringe. shit ain't natural, i'm telling you

>> No.20802305

>>20801970
I feel bad for the library clerk that has to deal with you.

>> No.20802345

>>20802303
I kinda get what you mean. I think it’s called Poe’s law. At first I would think the “esoteric Hitlerism” gives it away as a joke but with the current state of /lit/ you can’t be sure

>> No.20802363

>>20801970
lol

>> No.20802365

>>20801970
>ted kacinzky
what

>> No.20802392

>>20802345
>“esoteric Hitlerism”
Sadly, this is not a /lit/ thing, it """exists""", it is """real"""
>At first I would think the “esoteric Hitlerism” gives it away as a joke
Nazi retards don't really have any sense of humour.
Otherwise they would know that following the jew and faggot-hating ideology of a faggot jew is kinda ironic

>> No.20802416

>>20801970
what does ted kaczynski have to do with esotericism lol

>> No.20802470

>>20802345
>Poe’s law
hey, cool. don't know how it took me so long to discover that there's a name for that

>> No.20802665

>>20801970
>esoteric Hitlerism
Does such a book exist? Sounds hilarious.

>> No.20802686

This event did not happen

>> No.20802698
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20802698

>anon makes up obviously fake story about /lit/ memes for attention
>gets 22 replies

why are baiters like this?

>> No.20804022

>>20801970
This never happens.

>> No.20804040

>>20801970
I just go online printing books and staple them instead of going out to the library. I only go out with the bros or walking/cycling

>> No.20804213

>>20802272
lol this lol

>> No.20804420

>>20801970
zlibrary

>> No.20804426

>>20804213
woman detected

>> No.20804699

>>20801970
anon, are you actually retarded?
you went out in public and asked a women in her 50s whether she'd order you a Nazi book?

>> No.20804723

>>20801970
>esoteric hitlerism
how do you not burst in laughter when you hear this phrase
it's something like that "trump will complete the system of german idealism" meme fat guy would come up with

>> No.20804727

>>20802259
I was legit cringe tho

>> No.20804731

>>20801970
>talk to my local librarian (Jewish) about the same thing
>inmediately she unzips her bra and her giant breastesed fly out into my face in gratitude for my chutzpah
Wonderful I am so glad I spent my time here posting with yall

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20804735

>>20802259
You prejudge people less. This is bad?

>> No.20804743

>>20804723
I honestly did burst out in laughter when I first heard of Miguel Serrano's book title. I laughed harder when I saw a photo of him with the Dalai Lama.

>> No.20804749

>>20804723
Youre right it should be called Hitlerdidnothingwrongism

Every single time it is mentioned

>> No.20804755

>>20802221
Props, you took me way the fuck back.

>> No.20804789

Hitler was chosen for the role by the high council of Thule. I'm the only surviving member and keeper of the Templar treasure. This makes dating difficult, mentally stable women don't seem to relate to me. I can't even show them the summoning chamber.

>> No.20804792

>>20801970
white people are so cringe

>> No.20804954

>>20801970
Libraries don't buy books whose only english edition is an unformatted atrocity from createspace

>> No.20805772

>>20804789
>mentally stable women
What a funny phrase

>> No.20805783

>>20802303
Yeah it absolutely is a joke.

A real person would list author names and find out in 5 seconds if they're stocked or not, rather than spout some shite about "esoteric hitlerism"

>> No.20805785

You know I’ve seen some stupid ass threads in my time. The pointlessness of said threads equaling only the similarly immeasurable. Yet this nigga topped that shit. Holy fuck

>> No.20805788

>>20804792
Have you ever seen a group of black people in your life? We literally lower the standards for niggers. They use words like “lame” as a real insult. “You s lame” like middle school tier insults. And also they lie, cheat and steal but that’s another consequential part of their genotypic disposition manifest

>> No.20805900

>>20801970
Happened to me as well
>go to local library
>ask if they have anything by ted kaczynski
>library employee looks the name up
>ted kaczynski's fucking mugshot pops up
>she stares at it for some time
>"this is the guy"?
>unfortunately they didn't have anything

>> No.20805942

>>20802222
If savitri isn't an hitlerist then who?
She literally thinks Hitler was god.

>> No.20806113

>>20802392
Go outside. The people you are so mad about do not exist.

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20806132

>>20805788
>They use words like “lame” as a real insult.
Based. You're just lame, so it stings.

>And also they lie, cheat and steal
Absolute master morality.

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>>20801970

>> No.20806143

>>20802259
True. 4chan is a miserable site to browse once you start thinking about bait. So insincere.

>> No.20806146

>>20806113
They do. And they ruined all discussion along with their tranny allies.

>> No.20806156

>>20806132
>master morality
>the people who pretend to be macho yet cry "WAAAAAH OPRESSHUN" "WAAAAH MUH EVIL WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR """SYSTEMIC POWER""" " "WAAAAH SOMEONE SAID LE N-WORD" all the fucking time
Sure thing master morality.

>> No.20806163

>>20806143
4chan isn't insincere. An actual example of insincere is that site where you have to pretend to be le nice and wholesome to the point of madness in order for everyone not to get your post downvoted into oblivion. Every single reddit post stinks of falseness and hypocrisy.

>> No.20806219

>>20806163
Yes, it is. Anonymity removes the sense of self which is necessary for reasonable conversations to be held. Without it, you have no responsiblity to be fair, honest or even coherent.
I admit that the 'points' system is juvenile. Also, the relationship between anonymity and sincerity can be observed all over the internet. That, plus the algorithms and the bots, is why we should all stop using the internet.

>> No.20806362

>>20806113
>Go outside.
Not today, no.
>>20806113
>he people you are so mad about do not exist.
I wish

>> No.20806410

>>20806219
Anonimity just allows you to say what you actually want to say without having to put on a social mask or pretend to be a "good boy".

Who cares about fake fabricated "reasonable conversations"? We're talking about sincerity here.

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20806520

>>20801970
We have this post every month

>> No.20806529

>>20806410
Anonymity requires a lot of “true opinions” to be pushed to radical opinions in order to stand out and get you’s. Polarizing statements and strong opinions will always get more replies than balanced, nuanced ones. The problem of anonymity is that it takes away accountability as well.

>> No.20806536

>>20806529
>stand out and get you's
But that's just idiots with a reddit mentality who like to infest this site. It's very easy to idenfify this sort of bai—
>accountability
Ooh nevermind. You're a twitterfag who wants to call up the cancel mob on everyone you don't like and thinks it's bad that you cannot do that here.

>> No.20806539

>>20801970
What are you, retarded? How are Evola or the unabomber ""hitlerist""?

>> No.20806552

>>20806536
Look at how quickly this site has become shit. I said what I said because the quality of this board has plummeted. Anyone can just throw out some incendiary off topic shit post in any thread and derail it. No one gives a fuck about your politics or opinions. Many have been coming to this site long enough that nothing is shocking. It’s the fact that many anons have tunnel vision and autistically beat the same drum till it has a whole in it

>> No.20806562

>>20805900
I kinda wanted to order his books from that publisher that started selling his stuff but I’m a little bit afraid of the one in a million chance they follow through on his ideals and mail me anthrax or something. Plus they probably wouldn’t let me on planes anymore.

>> No.20806596

>>20806562
>but I’m a little bit afraid of the one in a million chance they follow through on his ideals and mail me anthrax or something.
To my knowledge, Ted never sent shit to random people - only tech companies and prominent figures

>> No.20806602

>>20806596
I thought he blew the fingers off of some community or small college professor once or twice? He definitely wasn’t going after big fish

>> No.20806621

>>20801970
Why would anyone outside of niche far-right circles have any idea what esoteric hitlerism is?

>> No.20806822

>>20806621
Know thy enemy
t. antifascist
Plus, if you sell books, knowing books is pretty much your job.

>> No.20807195

>>20806822
Librarians don't sell books you stupid fucking commie

>> No.20807216

>>20806822
>Know thy enemy
Most people aren't terminally online and don't give two shits.

>> No.20807285

>>20807195
Ah, yeah, I always forget that in your retarded language it's called a "bookshop", lmao
>>20807216
What you wrote has nothing to do with what I said

>> No.20807967

>>20805788
Who cares about joggers you fucking faggot. Why did you even bring them up?
Nuggets live rent free in whitey's head, it's hilarious

>> No.20809255

>>20801970
Never forget to carry a portion of spaghetti in your pockets, just in case.

>> No.20809327

>>20806529
>The problem of anonymity is that it takes away accountability
Nigger

>> No.20809377

>>20809327
>he said it!!! Super based!!

>> No.20809506

>>20802698
You can't prove so.

>> No.20809511

>>20805788
>lame bad
>retard good

>> No.20809517 [DELETED] 

>>20801970
>julius evola, savitri devi, ted kacinzky
>esoteric hitlerism
dumb retard. esoteric hitlerism is SS, Himmler, Vril society, German incursions into hollow Earth and to Agharta

>> No.20809548

>>20801970
>julius evola, savitri devi, ted kacinzky
>esoteric hitlerism
dumb retard. esoteric hitlerism is SS, Himmler, Vril society, German incursions into hollow Earth and to Agartha

>> No.20810355

>>20802272
I'll honestly feel bad for the Librarian. I once dealt with an autistic person and it was not great.

>> No.20810362

>>20801970
>Kaczynski
>Evola
Not Hitlerist in the slightest lmao.

>> No.20810990

bump

>> No.20811002

>>20801970
Nice blogpost.

>> No.20811750

bump