Holy shit you fucking faggot philosophy is a bunch of shit, that's my philosophy and when I see a human I see a shit sack walking with shit inside them. Does that change your worldview or do I need an aggressive nietschan mustache to make it more authoritative? I despise you and your faggot philosopher so much I won't even spell his name right. You whore. Fuck you. You wish you were like me you dyel small calf. I shit in your glovebox, idiot, go look, oh wait it's a metaphorical shit I'm so smart I' a philosopher look at my prose I used to be so poor couldn't feed my dogs now I ride in the sky with my hands held high FAG because I philosophosise for money.
So before my creative juices are sucked up, here's something to think about and argue about what I, Anon, the wisest philosopher said to you: you shouldn't drive in the left lane. Woah what does that mean? It's so deep let's circlejerk him HES A PHILOSOPHER HE HAS A PHD AAAAH CONSOOOOOM HIS BOOKS AAAAAH LISTEN TO HIS PODCAST AAAAH poop. All poop.
Idiot.