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20791949 No.20791949 [Reply] [Original]

This was really an eye opener my god.

>> No.20792084

>>20791949
How much of it is Mormon woo?

>> No.20792110

>celebrity is a misshapen neurotic mess unmoored from reality and spewing self-hatred and vitriol over everything and everyone.

>> No.20792116

>>20792110
it's a stage mom book so not a celebrity is probably a bigger part of the motivation

>> No.20792123

>>20792110
she is hot, tho

>> No.20792241

>>20791949
Does she call out Dan "Get in the Van" Sneeder in this book?

>> No.20792362

>>20791949
Do you recommend it?

>> No.20792810

Why is her head so huge in that picture? Am I the only one who's noticed that?

>> No.20792851

>>20792241
I will definitely purchase any first hand documentaries involving Dan "Shed a tear. It's for your career." Schneider.

>> No.20792878

>>20792241
yeah but she only call him "The creator" making him sound like a jap rpg boss lmao

>> No.20792979

>>20792110
Her mom was a cunt who used her as the family breadwinner in a predatory industry, she has the right to bitch about her

>> No.20793365

But it's not out yet...

>> No.20793380

>>20792878
It's for the best.

>> No.20794458

>>20792878
Where have you read it?

>> No.20794550

What a title

>> No.20794562
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20794562

>>20791949
my copy looks a bit different

>> No.20794574

Does Drake & Josh still hold up?

Also, fuck /tv/, worst board

>> No.20794725

People have totally lost the concept of grieving and healing privately and seem all too comfortable with narcissistically broadcasting all of their petty emotionalism into the public sphere.

>> No.20794738

>>20794725
Yeah that might be a risk of raising your kid publicly for profit

>> No.20794773

>>20791949
I wish I could meet her irl so I could talk about how hot she was as a teenager and how I'd fuck her to the point of exhaustion multiple times a day if I ever got my hands on her as a teenager.

>> No.20794777

>>20794574
/tv/ is incredible, only tourist reddit fags don't like it

>> No.20794782

>>20791949
Hell will freeze before I buy a book where Dan the man Schenider is slandered

>> No.20794792

>>20794773
Her exhaustion or yours??

>> No.20794816

>>20794738
>X is GOOD because Y deserved it
Not a a good reason for doing anything.

>> No.20794821

>>20792110
She's more successful than you

>> No.20794853

>>20791949
It's not even out yet

>> No.20794881

>>20794816
>deserved
I didn't say that, but it is a logical consequence of the practice.

>> No.20794890

>>20794562
underrated kek. Here's a (you)

>> No.20794896

>>20792123
shes a fake blonde jewess.

>> No.20795515

>>20791949
>an important cultural document
This is the kind of shit you come up with when you're desperate to not say it's awful.

>> No.20795536

I don't think I've ever wanted to read a celebrity bio but that title and that cover are amazing. I never watched her show before, but I ogled some of her pics in the past and saw a video of her on Youtube. She is a funny woman.

>> No.20795546

Can we stop and appreciate how amazing brutal that title is?

>> No.20795552

bitch looks like a bobblehead

>> No.20795573

>>20794574
D&J gets old, predictive near the end of the last season, perhaps even before.

>> No.20795575
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20795575

>>20791949
>Lena Dunham

>> No.20795941

>>20794725
I think that someone who spent their childhood being exploited for public entertainment might have something of a right to document and publicize it. It's not like "oh you have trauma that's a natural part of life. Boohoo."
Add to it the fact that Dan "hold her tighter. She's a biter." Schneider probably molested her or girls she knew and yeah, I'd broadcast a middle finger too.

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20795951

>>20795941
He can't keep getting away with it...

>> No.20795973

>>20795941
>Schneider probably molested her
AFAIK he didn't because her crazy mom was busy watching her at all times including in the shower, so he just got to bully her and make her do foot stuff on camera

>> No.20796009

>>20794821
>a whore is more successful in atheist democracy than a random dude

yeah it checks out

>> No.20796119

>>20794792
Mine of course. I would thrust and thrash for hours upon hours until my body collapsed from fatigue or recoiled in pain from my worn out penile skin being unable to take anymore friction. Her body would be even more worn out but that's okay because I have no problem mercilessly exploiting every ounce pleasure I can get out of teenage Jennette McCurdy no matter how much pain she's in and no matter how much she cries, twists, and bargains. She would see all her life as nothing more than filling the time between taking penis in all her holes. She'd grow so used to it that she'd sit and watch TV and still feel the sensations of penetration. This phantom dick syndrome will leave her no peace.

>> No.20796121

>>20794782
faggot

>> No.20796134

>>20794562
fucking kek

>> No.20796758
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20796758

>>20792878
She's talking about the Demiurge.

>> No.20796967

>>20791949
I've never been into Nickelodeon's live action shows, they were too cringy.

>> No.20796989

Honestly might get this. The title/cover art are incredible and her story is interesting enough to make this work.

>> No.20797038

>>20794562
chuckled

>> No.20797044
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20797044

>>20796989
Yeah, in addition to that my nostalgia for the show also makes me want to check it out.
>>20794458
Not him but there's articles talking about it.

>> No.20797051

>>20792979
I'm not suggesting that she doesn't have the right to an opinion, its just, y'know, "imagine my shock." Nothing happening here is particularly revelatory; its almost a truism that the entertainment industry is predatory towards children and nobody cares to do much about it.

>> No.20797080

>>20791949
>lena dunham
The ultimate seal of quality.

>> No.20797093

>>20797080
She still gets to say things after raping her sister? What the fuck

>> No.20797854

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net
http://agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

>> No.20797935

>>20794574
fag

>> No.20798687

>>20796758
based if true

>> No.20798777

>>20794574
/tv/ is the funniest board. I don't even watch television or movies and I browse /tv/.

>> No.20798878

>>20792123
Don't Google her current pics. Damn wall.
>>20794550
I mean her mom showered with her every day until she was like 16 and would repeatedly finger her to check for a hymen.

>> No.20799001

>>20798878
>I mean her mom showered with her every day until she was like 16 and would repeatedly finger her to check for a hymen.
did you just make that up
i dont want to google whether that is true or not

>> No.20799577

>Schneider said that any idea that he was “difficult” might be due to his “high standards.”
>He told the Times, “I’m very willing to defend creative things that I believe in.”
Kek. Can you believe this? High standards? he made the most cringe worthy unfunny shit this side of the Bbig Bazinga theory, he makes it sound like he was making something like Fawlty Towers when he was passing off his demented foot lust as 'lol zany wacky' humor.

>> No.20799587

>>20798777
No one on /tv/ watches movies or tv, i havent seen a single show or movie in ten years other than The Sopranos four times and I browse /tv/ every day

>> No.20799590

>>20798878
>>I mean her mom showered with her every day until she was like 16 and would repeatedly finger her to check for a hymen.
that's pretty based

>> No.20799624 [DELETED] 

>McCurdy was born on June 26, 1992, in Los Angeles to Mark and Debbie McCurdy[9][10] and was raised in Garden Grove, California.[11][12] She is the youngest of four children, and has three older brothers.[13] She was raised in what she has described as a "dysfunctional Mormon family".[14]

>When McCurdy was 3 years old, her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent several surgeries, chemotherapy, and a bone marrow transplant.[13] She was diagnosed with cancer again in 2010, and died from it in 2013 when McCurdy was 21 years old.[15]

>McCurdy has revealed that she was emotionally and sexually abused by her mother. In an interview with People magazine she said "My mom's emotions were so erratic that it was like walking a tightrope every day." According to McCurdy, her mother pushed her into acting when she was 6 years old to both financially support her family, and because her mother had wanted to become a performer herself. She stated that her mother was "obsessed with making [her] a star" and detailed how her mother contributed to her eating disorder by introducing her to calorie counting at age 11. She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed vaginal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone.[16] McCurdy said that she refused to appear in the revival of iCarly because of the reminder of her mother's abuse on the original show, and that her appearance on Sam & Cat was done to please her mother.[17] McCurdy stated in an interview that she never received her payment from acting as a minor, because her Coogan account wasn't properly filed.[18]


so the whole story that a little whore wants to be a starlet but her dying moms know what's up with the jews in hollywood so she protects at all cost her daughter and of course the daughter is resentful she had to wait o be 18 before becoming a full-on whore


LOL

>> No.20799629

>McCurdy was born on June 26, 1992, in Los Angeles to Mark and Debbie McCurdy[9][10] and was raised in Garden Grove, California.[11][12] She is the youngest of four children, and has three older brothers.[13] She was raised in what she has described as a "dysfunctional Mormon family".[14]

>When McCurdy was 3 years old, her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent several surgeries, chemotherapy, and a bone marrow transplant.[13] She was diagnosed with cancer again in 2010, and died from it in 2013 when McCurdy was 21 years old.[15]

>McCurdy has revealed that she was emotionally and sexually abused by her mother. In an interview with People magazine she said "My mom's emotions were so erratic that it was like walking a tightrope every day." According to McCurdy, her mother pushed her into acting when she was 6 years old to both financially support her family, and because her mother had wanted to become a performer herself. She stated that her mother was "obsessed with making [her] a star" and detailed how her mother contributed to her eating disorder by introducing her to calorie counting at age 11. She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed vaginal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone.[16] McCurdy said that she refused to appear in the revival of iCarly because of the reminder of her mother's abuse on the original show, and that her appearance on Sam & Cat was done to please her mother.[17] McCurdy stated in an interview that she never received her payment from acting as a minor, because her Coogan account wasn't properly filed.[18]


so the whole story is that a little whore wants to be a starlet but her dying moms know what's up with the jews in hollywood so she protects at all cost her daughter and of course the daughter is resentful she had to wait o be 18 before becoming a full-on whore.


LOL

>> No.20799646

>>20799624
>>20799629
The double post and the contents of your post lead me to believe you got beat with the retard stick when you came out of your mom’s butt

>> No.20799701

>>20799646
>you got beat with the retard stick
Stealing this

>> No.20799740

>>20791949
whats the name of the guy who made iCarly again?

>> No.20799773

>>20799740
That'd be Dan "Hold 'er tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.

>> No.20799784

>>20799646
I'm screenshoting this, I don't want to forget the part about the stick.

>> No.20799893

>>20799629
retard moment

>> No.20799894

>>20799629
How the fuck did you come to that conclusion based on what you cited?

>> No.20799935

>>20799629
not sure if bait or actually that retarded