/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.20771492]

Hey! I'm an 18 year old female from Finland, and I'm looking for friends to discuss literature with! Some other interests of mine are mathematics, physics, and psychometrics.

If you're interested, my tag is Pommy (hashtag)7582

[Anonymous No.20771499]

Post feet with timestamp. I'll believe you and in turn post my feet.

[Anonymous No.20771502]

I'm a boy, sorry. I know girls prefer talking with other girls.

[Anonymous No.20771506]

is this a revenge post or something?

[Anonymous No.20771508]

>>20771492
All right. I don't care if you are a dude or trans, but you seem interesting.

[Anonymous No.20771512]

Tag? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.20771515]

>>20771506
Why would it be? It is just a stupid discord handle, people can change them at will.

[Anonymous No.20771529]

>>20771492
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.20771533]

>>20771492
you know the rules

tits or gtfo. and timestamp, preferably

[Anonymous No.20771544]

>>20771492
I love you. Can you suck my cock please? I’ll wash it.

[Anonymous No.20771548]

>>20771506

No, I verily only intend to meet like-minded people that I can discuss literature with.

>>20771533
>>20771499

Please don't ask for that.

[Anonymous No.20771552]

>>20771492
Transwomen are men

[Anonymous No.20771561]

You are either an attention whore or incredibly naive and have no idea what kind of place this is. If it's the former, run. If it's the latter, run and never look back. This is no place for little girls.

[Anonymous No.20771566]

>>20771492
>18
>female
>interested in literature and mathematics
>fuuuuuucccckkkkkk.....(cont.)
>psychometrics
>(cont.)...nnnnooooooooo
Why can't I catch a break? Is this divine punishment from above? Why must you tease me like this, God? Just leave me be. I lack faith, and isn't that punishment enough?

[Anonymous No.20771580]

>>20771548
no, you're gonna do what I say you little cunt

[Anonymous No.20771588]

>>20771492
>>20771548
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[Anonymous No.20771594]

>>20771566
It is just some boring larp, I just dmed it on discord. Probably some dude feeling needy or whatever.

[Anonymous No.20771595]

>>20771492
NIGGER :)

[Anonymous No.20771598]

>>20771588
Bro you aren't cool or edgy. You're saying that to a teenager. Get a life.

[Anonymous No.20771601]

>>20771492
See this >>20771561 and take this man's advice and never come back. You'll be sucked in this hellhole

[Anonymous No.20771603]

>>20771598
It's just a reference, "bro". How about you get a life and stop defend a teenage kween on the internet.

[Anonymous No.20771605]

>>20771598
I think he's pretty cool and "edgy", whatever that means, redditor.

[Anonymous No.20771611]

>>20771492
Tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.20771618]

>>20771548
>>20771492

"AWOOGA" Humina Humina Humina, boing boing boing, howls like wolf, eyes pop out, jaw drops to floor, puts jaw back in, hits my head 50 times with hammer. "NOW THATS A DAME"


A girl.... AND a READER? look at the BAZINGOS on that one! WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA I wonder if Reads Gardner? is she the kind of dame who writes in her free time? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr takes out boxing glove punches self in face 15 times BOIOIOIOING tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt EE-AAW EE-AAW just cant conrol it anymore pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out drops to the floor gives 20 push ups and starts burning like a tea kettle ARF ARF ARF wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Now thats a HOT DAME..

Expect this sort of stuff for saying you're a woman until you get it through your thick skull that everyone's a man until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.20771620]

Greetings miss, I am currently lounging in
the Fertile Crescent.
come to my hotel and we will have a lively discussion, you can't Miss it, for it stands very tall above, as you can see, the land

[Anonymous No.20771627]

>>20771620
Is this invite open to femboys as well? uwu

[Anonymous No.20771629]

>>20771492
tell me your favorite book before making any advances

[Anonymous No.20771631]

be my gf

[Anonymous No.20771638]

>>20771618
absolute state of this board also OP is not a finnish woman but an american fed

[Anonymous No.20771652]

>>20771638
Ah schweet, is my handler at least a female federal agent? Can you at least meet me halfway with my delusions?

[Anonymous No.20771654]

>no pfp on the discord account
Extremely sussy.
>>20771638
Not sure if he's a fed, but likely just someone who wants to catfish, troll, or blackmail. Some sort of malicious person looking exploit lonely men on /lit/. Do not add them or interact with them.

[Anonymous No.20771663]

>>20771652
yes she is a beautiful and valid trans woman
pic rel is literally her btw

[Anonymous No.20771664]

>>20771663
cute!!! :)

[Anonymous No.20771677]

>>20771664
here, take another one

[Anonymous No.20771682]

>>20771663
>>20771677
> Valid & Trans

[Anonymous No.20771681]

>>20771677
sexo

[Anonymous No.20771690]

>>20771492
>my tag is Pommy (hashtag)7582
do zoomers really still use discord?
shit is so 2015

[Anonymous No.20771695]

>>20771677
I think legitimately most guys here would

[Anonymous No.20771698]

>>20771618
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.20771705]

>>20771512
its a sleeve tag, like the one's stamped on the jewish people in the chambers of germany during ww2

[Anonymous No.20771706]

Please don't add me if you're going to be overly aggressive / sexual.

[Anonymous No.20771707]

The thread having an astounding post rate of 1 post per min. on a board as slow as /lit/ is proof that women make men go hog wild regardless if the man is a simp or incel. We don't even know if it's a real woman. How do we solve the woman problem?

[Anonymous No.20771708]

Tuletko vaimokseni, oi sievä matemaatikkotyty?

[Anonymous No.20771713]

>>20771629

[Anonymous No.20771720]

>>20771708

Mitä sinulla on tarjottavana?

[Anonymous No.20771722]

>>20771707
>NOOOOO.. YOU CAN'T JUST... SHITPOST IN A BAIT THREAD!!!

[Anonymous No.20771725]

>>20771706
I'm not going to be. What exactly have you read recently?

[Anonymous No.20771728]

>>20771713
glows hard

[Anonymous No.20771729]

>>20771722
But the fact that people are shitposting here only proves my point. This bait would be nowhere near as effective if OP didn't mention his gender.

[Anonymous No.20771732]

>>20771492
>psychometrics
sounds interesting, tell me more

[Anonymous No.20771736]

>>20771720
Rajaton määrä rakkautta.

[Anonymous No.20771739]

>>20771492
POST TITS OR GTFO

[Anonymous No.20771743]

>>20771736
>Rajaton määrä rakkautta.
eli ei mitään?

[Anonymous No.20771745]

>>20771706
Nigga you're a woman. Why else would I discuss literature to you when I could discuss literature with a man. At least with a man I don't have to worry about the constant chafing of wanting to fuck every hole that person has, and more often than not they have more book smarts than a warm rock.

[Anonymous No.20771748]

>>20771729
i just make a thread if a book seems interesting to me and sometimes shitpost in the frog threads
/an/ being a little less responsive today is the only reason im in this thread

[Anonymous No.20771758]

>>20771743
No mitä helvettiä pitäisi? 800 hehtaaria maata ja kaksi hevosta? Eikös se parisuhde yleensä rakkaudesta ala?

[Anonymous No.20771760]

>>20771745
Not every man is an ape that can't control his primal urges

[Anonymous No.20771764]

>>20771713
give me a rundown on this book, looks pretty sus

[Anonymous No.20771766]

>>20771760
> t. A man who just coomed today, has a woman to coom in, or is in his +50's.

[Anonymous No.20771774]

>>20771506
Seriously which cartoon is this still from. I keep asking you autists but none of you brainlets can ever give me a straight answer.

[Anonymous No.20771778]

>>20771774
he thlammed his penith in the car door

[Anonymous No.20771792]

>>20771774
https://yandex.com/images/
you might learn something for the future

[Anonymous No.20771793]

>>20771758

Pidät minusta kiinnostuksen kohteideni takia, eikö totta? Toisin sanoen pidät minusta älykkyyteni takia. Älykkyysosamääräni on nerokkaalla alueella, ja mitä minä tarkalleen ottaen hyötyisin, jos jatkaisin suhdetta sinun kaltaisesi kanssa? Olen vain töykeä, koska näyttää siltä, että tunnet harhaanjohtavasti oikeutettua huomioni, ja mikä vielä pahempaa, suhteeseeni. Opi ottamaan ei vastauksena – varsinkin naiselta.

[Anonymous No.20771806]

>>20771774
>he doesn't use 4chanx

[Anonymous No.20771818]

>>20771793
>Olen vain töykeä, koska näyttää siltä, että tunnet harhaanjohtavasti oikeutettua huomioni, ja mikä vielä pahempaa, suhteeseeni.
You feds need a better translator it seems.

[Anonymous No.20771820]

>>20771774
How the hell do you not recognize duffy duck?

[Anonymous No.20771825]

>>20771793
> You like me because of my interests, right? In other words, you like me because of my intelligence. My IQ is in the genius range, and what exactly would I gain from pursuing a relationship with someone like you? I'm just being rude because it seems like you feel delusional about my rightful attention, and worse, my relationship. Learn to take no for an answer - especially from a woman.

Woman never change, do they? The smarter they are the more they want to take you to the cleaners.

[Anonymous No.20771827]

Why do girls have to put up the cutesy act? Why can't they just admit they're a retarded attention whore fishing for lonely men on the internet because they need to feed their egos and manipulate men? Trying to get simps on /lit/ out of all places. I hope OP and whoever adds her suffers a long and painful life. You're all cucks. She's getting fucked by an arab migrant chad while you try to win over her heart with /lit/ recs.

[Anonymous No.20771833]

>>20771492
>mathematics, physics, and psychometrics
soulless

[Anonymous No.20771837]

>>20771618
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.20771847]

>someone posts a thread about being a girl
>70 replies in an hour
>any literature thread gets posted
>10 replies before it gets archived
I hate you guys so much

[Anonymous No.20771852]

>>20771847
Do you really think anyone reads here?

[Anonymous No.20771855]

>>20771847
stunning lack of self awareness

[Anonymous No.20771862]

>>20771820
I know who Daffy fucking Duck is retard. I want to know which particular movie or short that still is from.

[Anonymous No.20771867]

>>20771862
>I know who Daffy fucking Duck is
yeah right

[Anonymous No.20771872]

>>20771847
i too used to effortpost here once
nothing new but the board is going through its annual influx of schizosright now, you can go to stackexchange or something in the mean time

[Anonymous No.20771880]

>>20771492
>psychometrics
confirmed pseud. because you said this i know that you are "interested" in math and physics and literature but that you don't know anything about them.

[Anonymous No.20771883]

>>20771872
I'm becoming less inclined towards making my own effort posts since people can't even be arsed to read more than a few sentences. Every time I have made an effort post I get several replies saying I'm retarded or my writing is shit or something along those lines, but with no actual criticism. And then some two word post after it gets a dozen replies. It's impossible to keep making effort posts when actual halfwits do everything they can do discourage them. It's no wonder this board is going to shit.

[Anonymous No.20771888]

>>20771732
it means mbti and enneagram shit

[Anonymous No.20771893]

Ei sul oo pillu vitun transsudiscordneekeri

[Anonymous No.20771901]

>>20771883
Less effortposts and the amount of disinterest towards efffortposts is a net benefit for me. Less people actually putting in effort towards thrilling and engaging topics about literature means more time to read, and less time checking this board! Wouldn't you want that?

[Anonymous No.20771902]

>>20771847

[Anonymous No.20771911]

>>20771901
But it feels pointless to read if I can't discuss it with anyone. Or maybe I'm just a pseud who needs to talk about books to feel smart. But there are times where I genuinely enjoy a book and want to share it with people, but I don't know anyone else other than /lit/ who would like the same books I read. My sisters like to read but they all read YA shit and fujo fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.20771913]

>>20771492
What do women think of men with small penis? Is there really no way they would fall in love with them?

[Anonymous No.20771916]

>>20771492
Madam mujhe aapke saath sex karna hai. Please mujhse milo fir mei aapke saath khoob sara sex karunga. Aapko khush kardunga madam. Please

[Anonymous No.20771925]

>>20771883
i can understand your pain lad but crying about things that are not in your control is just a fool's game
im not saying you to stop posting but just stop expecting much from our beloved board, its gone to mildly shit to utter shit in just like 1-2 years
so discuss your thoughts in a place where its much more appreciated
i myself can't call this my favorite board anymore

[Anonymous No.20771929]

>>20771925
you're just envious, incel

[Anonymous No.20771934]

>>20771916
bhaag yaha se madarchod

[Anonymous No.20771937]

>>20771901
I'm thinking some /tv/-tier no effort shitpost that are still on topic and aimed at generating discussion ("what did he mean by this", "who was in the wrong here", "how did he get away with it", "was it rape", "what did I think of it" etc.) wouldn't be so bad for this board

[Anonymous No.20771959]

>>20771825
t. incel

[Anonymous No.20771964]

>>20771937
That would be a plus, usually that would mean that one would have to read the book when making one of those bait threads about a certain part of the book. I'd be all for it.

[Anonymous No.20771965]

>>20771934
Madam sirf meri hai.

>>20771492
Madam mera number lelo fir mujhe call karna. Mei jaha bulayoge waha aa jaunga

[Anonymous No.20771972]

>>20771964
>usually that would mean that one would have to read the book when making one of those bait threads
*yt videos and wikipedia my fren

[Anonymous No.20771973]

>>20771793
>You like me because of my interests, don't you? In other words, you like me for my intelligence. My intelligence quotient is in the genius range, and what exactly would I gain by pursuing a relationship with someone like you? I'm just being rude because it seems you feel misguidedly entitled to my attention, and worse, my relationship. Learn to take no for an answer - especially from a woman.

[Anonymous No.20771976]

I hate women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.20771977]

>>20771654
better yet, kill them so they don't spawn more glowies. CIA niggers reproduce asexually by cloning themselves

[Anonymous No.20771994]

>>20771825
the fact that women don't act ethically to obtain sex should venerate the act of rape in the eyes of authorities

[Anonymous No.20772007]

>>20771883
its your own fault, consider that if you present an effort post, you might have some original angles that might give ideas to others who might in turn succeed with your inspiration because of their better current position, in whatever way(education, connections, cultural background). Therefore, it's cucked to contribute anything meaningful to a messageboard. Rather, you should contribute only low effort provocation that wastes others peoples time and maybe provokes the idiots into giving YOU ideas that you can implement in your future masterpiece that will rocket you into a legend in the intellectual life.

[Anonymous No.20772015]

>>20771883
There's little incentive to reply to a good effort post. Usually I just want to digest it for a while.
The 4chins format is weird. In some sense fewer replies suggests you had a greater impact. You can measure it by seeing if ideas you raised or related ones are raised more often in a period after but it's easy to fall into confirmation bias.

[Anonymous No.20772042]

>>20771883
>a practical guide to learning eco 101
To further your studies I recommend 'basic incentives' and 'opportunity costs in status-only marketplaces'.

[Anonymous No.20772064]

>>20771492
OP(cute boygirl) won't respond to me even if I send her a DM

[Anonymous No.20772075]

>>20772064
damn looks like you had nothing to offer

[Anonymous No.20772092]

Madam mei aapke saath roz din raat sex karunga. Jab aap bologe tab karunga. Mujhe bas ek chance do please madam

[Anonymous No.20772102]

This thread in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.20772140]

>>20772075
i won't try because I know the outcome

[Anonymous No.20772198]

>>20772092
jaake hawa chod bihari keede

[Anonymous No.20772214]

>>20771618
lmao based

[Anonymous No.20772313]

>>20771855
i own many rare funko pops

[Anonymous No.20772339]

>>20772064

I've responded to nearly everyone who added me, but I was outside for these past 2 hours. I'll check discord soon.

[Anonymous No.20772386]

>finland
Sovl

[Anonymous No.20772397]

>>20772339
Holy shit, can you trick these simps into joining a reading group? Offer ankle pics as a reward. Maybe /lit/ will actually be discussing literature from now on.

[Anonymous No.20772406]

>>20772397
The main problem is the fucking platform, discord also has a bunch of flaws. You can't have a meaningful discussion about anything if it doesn't last at least a few months.