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20737028 No.20737028 [Reply] [Original]

>my erotica has no reads

:(

Does anyone here actually make at least a minimum wage income from writing?

>> No.20737032

>writing for sustainability
>not living a parasitic lifestyle leeching off of others while pursuing your passion

NGMI

>> No.20737047
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20737047

>>20737028
I'm gonna be honest guys. I've never even enjoyed having sex. Guess its just not for me

>> No.20737064

>>20737047
You're probably just gay. The first time I bottomed I came so hard I nearly passed out.

>> No.20737323

>>20737032
fpbp

>> No.20737332

>>20737047
Same. It's pretty awkward, pussy is surprisingly loose and the whole experience of dealing with women ranges from slight headache to full blown nightmare. And don't even think of falling in love, you're just going to get abused and cuckolded.

>> No.20737351

>>20737332
>pussy is surprisingly loose
Either morning minidic, but more likely death grip syndrome

>> No.20737357

>>20737028
no especially not you now fuck off

>> No.20737412

>>20737332
Don't give up on the power of love

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>>20737332
I CRAVE BUSSY

>> No.20737438

>>20737028
>erotica
Stop writing things that offend God and maybe you will see some income.

>> No.20737448

>>20737028
$00.08 american cents is what my blog nets me in ethereum lol i'm going to barbados with the proceeds - honestly it's no surprise highly polarized extremely bad clickbait is a thing in journalism.

>> No.20737452

>>20737438
not true,
st. hildas fanfic about having jesus stab her repeatedly up her rectum with his a glorious rod was pretty popular back in the day.

>> No.20737524

>>20737351
>Either morning minidic, but more likely death grip syndrome
no, most likely is whores who stretch their pussies out with retarded elephant dick sextoys that everyone now has in their drawer because of the normalization of it

>> No.20737541

>>20737524
Ah yes, and you, a terminally online permavirgin, definitely are a go-to authority on the sexual habits of normal people.

>> No.20737544

>>20737452
You made me google "st. hilda jesus fuck" for nothing.

>> No.20737572

>>20737524
>>20737351
>>20737332
Probably lack of build-up on both sides, no foreplay, no engagement.. people predicted this when anal sex started appearing in straight porn, that a pussy was just becoming considered to be another anus.

>>20737524
This shouldn't really matter to be honest, a woman can recover from a baby coming out of there in a few weeks or less without any real exercise so... it's the lack of muscle strength; the suction grip itself, which is the important thing, this is absent with anal sex as the organs are completely different...

although condoms destroy that sensation, reduces it to like 20% of the normal feeling, probably this is why monotone mechanical fucking came into being, as the sensation would be harder to achieve with a condon and have to be attained like using the vagina as a masturbation sock, using friction like with the rectum - tl;dr you're having sex like a gay an and you've turned your woman into a faggots butt

Also I'm not sure how judaized manchildren (circumcision) can even have sex without it being gay sex, as the ability to gain suction inside the vagina is diminished by having slimmed down the penis which otherwise serves as the connector point for the suction to occur.

>> No.20737577

*kerry condon,
freudian slip

>>20737544
>You made me google "st. hilda jesus fuck" for nothing.
it made you cum closer to jesus, didnt it?

>> No.20737585

>>20737028
May I say... Momma booba

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>>20737544
actually nons, if you didnt find her perky testimony try st hildegarde or st hildegard or idlegarde, that'll probably work. I think Hildegarde was how her name was usually spelled.

>> No.20739001

>>20737028
diaper porn has a serious lack of good erotica, write that and it'll get read

>> No.20739195

>>20739001
Are you familiar with Christine Jesus Chandler?She's written a lot on the subject, Pippy P Poopypants is a good one about when she was uncomfortable on her ride home in her car after having crapped her pants in the shopping mall.

>> No.20739221

Men don’t read erotica
Women don’t read anymore
You see the problem?

>> No.20739242

>>20739001
I wanted to do urination erotica under the name "Sheldon Gower" (anagram of golden shower)

>> No.20739249

>>20739221
I am a man and I read erotica

>> No.20739952

>>20739221
Women are the only ones that read
Garbage, sure, but they read

>> No.20739965

>>20739249
you're a fag

>> No.20740056

>>20739965
close, a tranny

>> No.20740097

>>20737028
Are there not websites where you can freelance/take commissions? If you can find a niche that doesn't have a lot of high quality stuff and excel at it I imagine you could at least make some decent side money.

>> No.20740149

>>20740056
So you're a woman

>> No.20740185

>>20740056
offtopic but since you are the one, could you pls explain conept of transparentism to me