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>everyone says call of the crocodile is so good
>get it
>can’t even get past the first page it’s so bad/poorly written
I hate you guys

>> No.20717639

It's not "everyone." I'm pretty sure it's like the same guy that posts obsessively to shill his book.

>> No.20718052

Nobody's even read it. They just care about the 'meme' of F. Gardner and go on and on about him believing Flat Earth, which is the most basic bitch quirk anyone could have. There are real meme books that have come out of here that nobody talks about that are way weirder than CotC. Guess what? No one reads those either. This site is full of people who want to talk about books but not read.

>> No.20718758

You should also try playing Knack II

>> No.20718764

The best thing to do is just read the classics, everyone knows what they are, they've known for years and and years and years, since before the internet, don't read some dumb crocodile book cos 4chan said it was based, u get what u deserve

>> No.20718772

>>20718764
And we'll /thread it there

>> No.20718866
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20718866

Call of the Arcade is the better one

>> No.20718875

>>20718052
There are YouTube videos of people talking about the F Gardner books though

>> No.20718885

>>20718764
Call of the Crocodile IS one of the classics.

>> No.20718971

>>20718875
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-XqMrk296uo
Relevant

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20720092

>>20718885
This

>> No.20720109

>>20720092
>crocodile unbound
kino

>> No.20720143

>>20718052
I read Call of the Arcade and posted an in depth review of it here back during his initial spamming. It was not good and I do not recall being able to find a single thing of worth in it. It also turned out to be completely forgettable and all I can remember about it is part of it was in a school gym and there was a t-rex?

>> No.20721255

F Gardner’s new books are really really good