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20674631 No.20674631 [Reply] [Original]

how do Muslims get around the very strict interpretation rules regarding the Quran? They can’t truly believe Muhammad cut the moon in half right?

>> No.20674645

Before Muhammad asses were just mounds of fat with a hole where the shit comes out, until one day a cheeky Jew mooned Muhammad and Muhammad cleaved his ass in twain so hard all asses from that day forward became twain

(The Archangel Gabriel is the one who first gave asses holes, to confute Enoch's enemies, but that's another story)

>> No.20674868

Every religion ignores and cherry picks and excuses certain parts of itself

>> No.20675004

>>20674631
Tragic for that kid

>> No.20675165

>>20674631
Prophet Muhammad did the cut the moon in half, infidel

>> No.20675178

>>20675004
I think that kid is like 30. He's some dude with a fucked up pituitary gland

>> No.20675208

>>20674868
>this is what atheists actually believe

>> No.20675242

>>20675178
He's 18

>> No.20675246

>>20675208
because it's actually what fucking happens kek

literally every single abrahamic religion bans usury (judaism allows it but only against goys lmao) yet you cannot have a functioning nation state in 2022 without usury so the fucking cope begins. look up how muslim banks get around usury.

>> No.20675257

If there’s any actual Muslims itt redpill me on Kalam and the whole “Islam -> Iman -> Ishan” thing

>> No.20675260

>>20674631
>They can’t truly believe Muhammad cut the moon in half right
they fucking do. oh yes they do.
u REALLY overestimated these people.
dont learn the hard way.

>> No.20675319

>>20675246
>because it's actually what fucking happens
In your mind

>> No.20675359

>>20675319
Now now, he's right, however,
>>20675246
Government policy is a bad example because it's always a compromise between religions unless it's a theocracy. For instance, the vast majority of Christians live in a country where abortion is legal, but damned if they want it that way, it's just what they're stuck with. It's not hypocrisy on the individual level.
A better example would be young-earth creationism. Most Christians will roll their eyes at you if you say dinosaurs aren't real, but that's the most literal reading. The average person just says, "well the verse must really mean 7 days means millions of years" and that's the end of it.

>> No.20675383

>>20675359
Textual literality is a response to empiricism. Reading about ancient religions has made me skeptical about how often the mythos of old belief systems were taken as fact instead of being allowed to have the power of metaphor.

>> No.20675475

>>20675359
>he's right
No, no he's not.

>> No.20675476

Similar mental gymnastics as christianity, I suppose. Why should it be different?

>> No.20675491

>>20674868
This.
My muslim brother in law does w/e the fuck he wants because allah allows you to indugle every now and again.

>> No.20675507

>>20674631
>>20675260
>cut the moon in half
Why is that so hard to believe? Do western dogs not believe in miracles???

>> No.20675515

>>20674631
how is this any less believable than any other miracle?

>> No.20675576

>>20675491
>allah allows you to indugle every now and again.
where in the quran does it say this, if you are truthful?

>> No.20675610

>>20674631
>They can’t truly believe Muhammad cut the moon in half right?
yes, they do.

>> No.20675615

>>20675610
would you deny that Moses split a sea in half?

>> No.20675681

>>20675246
>yet you cannot have a functioning nation state in 2022 without usury
You can't have a society at all if you follow a religion by 1:1 100% accuracy, no same person can. Even Jews skirt around prohibitions in the Bible, they put up miles long wires in certain towns or cities as a loophole that allows them to work on the Sabbath

>> No.20675684

>>20675615
>would you deny that Moses split a sea in half?
How could anyone deny that? Are you saying you don't believe Moses turned a stick into a snake?

>> No.20675689

>>20675165
I thought only faggots did that

>> No.20675697

>>20675359
No-exceptions abortion bans isn't even a Biblical thing, there's a section that details making a woman miscarry for cheating on her husband. And you can say that's just OT, but there are religious anti-abortion Jews who ignore that too.

>> No.20675731

>>20675697
God has the power of life. He can kill you while in or out of the womb. The sin of abortion is the same as that of murder or suicide. You kill what isn't yours but the temple of God. So no, there is no pro abotionism in the bible. Not even close. Fucking read that thing.

>> No.20675738

>>20674631
Low iq.

>> No.20675750

>>20675208
No, it really happens. It's impossible to follow religion with an autistic commitment to the rules because of all the contradictions, vague definitions and impractical aspects

>> No.20675758

>>20675515
>how is this less believable than other fabrications
it's not, it's just less believable than things which actually happen

>> No.20675970
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>>20675004
HASBULLA ALWAYS WIN

>> No.20675973

>>20675758
>>how is this less believable than other fabrications
It's a good question considering this site is filled with Christians who bash other religions, with no self awareness

>> No.20675976

>>20675242
He's actually thousands of years old.

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>>20675731
>there is no pro abotionism in the bible.
>Not even close.
>Fucking read that thing.
And the priest shall cause her to swear, and shall say unto the woman: 'If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness, being under thy husband, be thou free from this water of bitterness that causeth the curse; but if thou hast gone aside, being under thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee besides thy husband--then the priest shall cause the woman to swear with the oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman--the LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to fall away, and thy belly to swell; and this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, and make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to fall away'; and the woman shall say: 'Amen, Amen.' And the priest shall write these curses in a scroll, and he shall blot them out into the water of bitterness. And he shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that causeth the curse; and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her and become bitter.

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>>20675359
>For instance, the vast majority of Christians live in a country where abortion is legal, but damned if they want it that way, it's just what they're stuck with.

This is loser talk and it's why we're going to win and you're going to eat shit.