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20661698 No.20661698 [Reply] [Original]

>don't bring those old books to a restaurant with me, you are embarrasing me anon

What do?

>> No.20661701

You're not supposed to bring old book to restaurants, but to talk about them.

>> No.20661709

>>20661698
This is retarded. What sort of amusement did you get out of posting this garbage no effort thread? No one but the supreme kings of autism has ever brought a book to read at a restaurant - maybe to a cafe, but that is all.

>> No.20661733

>>20661698
*reads menu*

>> No.20661747

>>20661709
I took my kindle to a restaurant once, but I'm a supreme king of autism.

>> No.20661749

>>20661747
Did she like it?

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20661765

I always take my kindle whenever I go to a restaurant alone.

>> No.20661767

>>20661765
Who the fuck are you?

>> No.20662352

>>20661698
She looks like the poetess in Cosmopolis
Delicious

>> No.20662357

>>20661698
>What do?
Lick her fingers.

>> No.20662358

>>20661698
slap her upside the head with my hardcover copy of theodore mommsen's history of rome volumes 1-5

>> No.20662362

Nice to see you again. Who were you last time, do you think?

;)

>> No.20662368

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

>> No.20662518

>>20661698
Not bring a book on a date, unless I intend to lend or gift it. This isn’t a study time sort of restaurant.

>> No.20662538

>>20661698
I love women. They bust your balls like bad moms but are also lying whores on top of it.

>> No.20662551

What is New Jerusalem?

>> No.20662564

>he brings books on a date.
Even if i go for a meal with my wife i wont take a book. The fuck is wrong with people?

However if a girl i was out with spent the meal on her phone i use to book it before the desert so she was left with the bill.

>> No.20662752

>>20662538
>Women are all one way hive-mind
Why are chuds like this?

>> No.20662777

>>20662752
90% of women are just carbon copies of each other. They're wired for socialization and reproduction, not differentiation and achievements.

>> No.20662784

Such authority!

It didn't feel right...

>> No.20662805

>>20661698
>What do?
You're not supposed to bring old book to restaurants, but to talk about them.

>> No.20662813

James?

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>>20662358

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>>20661698
but my dear you are a terrible conversationalist and when else am I going to find spare time to read William of Rubruck's account of the Great Khan? do you think the drama of your workplace can compete with a man who explained Christ to a king of all savages? can the drama surrounding your warm and slimy hole compete with the man Roger Bacon called Brother William?

>> No.20662929

>>20661698
Simple, I ignore her for the rest of the meal and pay undivided attention to the book.
Silly women, you are not more important than my copy of infinite jest.