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20603258 No.20603258 [Reply] [Original]

>F Gardner has 11 fucking books now

This one autist has written most of the /lit/ canon. Literally how the fuck is he doing this. He is a fucking one man publishing house and it absolutely fucking baffles me.

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no one fucking cares. go to sleep you clown

>> No.20603290

If enough people post with "sage" in the Options field, we can kill this thread.

>> No.20603293

Can we do that amazon return scam to bankrupt this loser?

>> No.20603302

>>20603293
You didn't sage.

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Based Chad Gardner

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>>20603314
Saved

>> No.20603554

>>20603258
I've written eight in the past two and a half years, but unlike Gardner, my work's actually been published in magazines and has won awards. I admire his grind, but his work is terrible.

>> No.20603560

>>20603554
Filtered

>> No.20603563

>>20603258
>>20603314
>>20603368
>>20603560
Fuck off

>> No.20603564

>>20603258
You will never be Quan Millz

>> No.20603617

Aren't you embarrassed by your bursts of public masturbation, Gardner?
Oh, and you're a trans NEET, which is nothing to be proud of.

>> No.20603624

>>20603564
I’ve heard of F Gardner but I’ve never heard of whoever that is

>> No.20603685

what a cutie

>> No.20603781

>>20603685
Honestly this. F Gardner is hot.

>> No.20603990

Based thread

>> No.20604035

/lit/ FEARS this man

>> No.20604040

>>20603554

Is your work of any literary merit?

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>>20604035
THIS. /lit/ and the JIDF fear him. If you read the books it’s pretty clear why they’re trying to shut F Gardner down.

>> No.20604047

>>20603554
Then why aren’t you famous like the meme man?

>> No.20604048

>>20603258
Literal man child. Remarking a dozen times in the first four paragraphs about how the man characters eyes are green was enough to make me drop this childishly written trash.

>> No.20604056

>>20604048
That actually ties into the retarded twist.

>> No.20604140

>>20604048
You literally didn’t even understand it then. Which makes you childish. Call of the Crocodile is the greatest filter since Infinite Jest.

>> No.20604158

>>20604140
Then why does it read like it was written by a twelve year old?

>> No.20604199

>>20604158
because part of the twist is that the stories in the books are imaginary and made by a child

>> No.20604204

>>20604140
Infinite Jest is boring though. CotC was a riot.

>> No.20604220

>>20604199
It gets increasingly meta when it’s revealed that F Gardner is the true author of the books and that he’s the most famous author in the world. But that might’ve been an in universe joke, within the books.