You did read her book and manga, right?

[Anonymous No.20591846]

You also picked up and discarded and clutter in your room after reading about the KonMarie Method™, right?

[Anonymous No.20591858]

>>20591846
The Japanese Jordan Peterson?

[Anonymous No.20592055]

>>20591858
Yes but she sparks joy and doesn't need to screech about post-mordernist cultural-marxist hiding in your children's universities to get you to clean your room.

[Anonymous No.20592331]

'The Life-changing Magic of Tidying Up' unironically changed my life

[Anonymous No.20592403]

>>20591846
Of course, Konmari-san. I only own two forks and my apartment is spotlessly clean. I have read the book, the manga, and watched the show. You are my spark of joy, Marie-san.

[Anonymous No.20592414]

>>20591858
>KURIAN YO RŪMU, BAKA! WASHI YO DIKKU!

[Anonymous No.20592481]

>>20591846
Can you imagine Marie Kondo offering to wash your penis? After the initial embarrassment she somehow gets you undressed. She does not undress, but she rolls her sleeves and soaps you up, starts massaging your cock, smiling and doing that Japanese thing where they nod a little bit without saying anything. Soon she's on her knees working it, and there is no doubt now that she's just jerking you off, then as you get fully erect she wraps both her delicate manicured hands around your massive shaft, her eyes look up at you for a second then she folds it in half with a loud CRACK

[Anonymous No.20592869]

>>20592481
It's about storing it efficiently

[Anonymous No.20593015]

>>20592481
It didnt radiate good energy. begone with it

[Anonymous No.20594427]

>>20591846
Yeah, I did.

[Anonymous No.20594494]

>>20591846
the life-changing magic of tidying up is philosophy masquerading as a self-help book

[Anonymous No.20595106]

>>20591846
There is something uncanny about her face.

[Anonymous No.20595270]

>>20591846
>You wir onry own muji shit and be happy baka gaijin

[Anonymous No.20596807]

>>20591846
No, should I?

[Anonymous No.20596917]

>>20591858
jordan peterson but for women

[Anonymous No.20597137]

>>20595106
She's Asian

[Anonymous No.20597153]

>>20595106
it's all the pressurized sexual lust

[Anonymous No.20597205]

>>20591846
>manga
Not literature nor art. Just schlock for western trannies

[Anonymous No.20598651]

>>20592055
She sparks so much joy it paradoxically empties me of all joy.

[Anonymous No.20598694]

>>20591846
I want to pick up her under her arms and spin her in a circle while she giggles like a schoolgirl.

[Anonymous No.20598697]

>>20597205

[Anonymous No.20598720]

>>20598697
Yes

[Anonymous No.20598727]

>>20598720
based tranime exposer

[Anonymous No.20598758]

>>20598720
>anime on an anime website

Shocking

[Anonymous No.20598760]

>>20598758
Try again, troon

[Anonymous No.20598773]

>>20598760
That is this guy whose post you are using for validation?

[Anonymous No.20598783]

>>20598773
Damn this wyt boi cute

[Anonymous No.20598787]

>>20596917
Women hate her.

[Anonymous No.20598795]

>>20598787
They hate her because she is small and cute, not because the message. If you watch her show(which I don't really recommend), you can see a lot of fat white women seethe at how taken their husbands are with Konmari.

[Anonymous No.20598806]

>>20598795
It's both. The female dream in the west is to "have it all" which means having a Mexican woman do all your domestic duties. Just the notion of doing it themselves is offensive.

[Anonymous No.20598826]

>>20598795
I don't know who this is or what the fuck you're talking about but I heard w*men hate this Jap so I support her now, what is she some kind of nutritionist

[Anonymous No.20598833]

>>20598826
She teaches you how to clean your room and fold your t-shirts 1000 times.

[Anonymous No.20599494]

>>20598833
I once folded my t-shirt 1000 times, then I accidentally cut myself while trying to make it stand up.
But Marie Kondo is cool, even though she is fighting a lost battle. Consumerism makes us hoard, and living in what is less a living space and more a storage to everything we hoarded can lead to development of depression.

[Anonymous No.20599504]

>>20595106
it's because when she looks at you and can already see all the stupid shit you've got stuffed into every nook and cranny of your house

[Anonymous No.20599528]

>>20591846
No, I'm not interested in a WEF psy-op (The Great Reset p. 96).

[Anonymous No.20599612]

>>20595270
>muji shit
For me, it's Uniqlo

[Anonymous No.20599743]

>>20598795
I bet she's an absolute tiger in bed.

[Anonymous No.20600764]

>>20591846
Her books did actually change my life (not the manga obviously). Spark Joy is a really good companion to the original book. It had an immediate effect but also over time I took in the philosophy of it and it's fundamentally changed my relationship with stuff and joy in life. There's so much fucking consumerism in the US and people sometimes get offended when I'm not hanging onto their garbage or won't accept something they bought for themselves for me. Additionally the folding does suck and I didn't do it for the first 3-4 years after reading the book but now I literally fold all my shirts and pants and shorts this way. I hated the folding, not sure why I converted over to doing it. Now I basically feel weird if I don't do it because it IS a better method of folding than most other ways. I don't often do the socks or underwear that way though, that seems like a waste of time. It's also marginally harder.

But yeah no chance in hell I buy that manga and the show disappointingly, was absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.20600805]

>>20600764
You could read it online for free if you really wanted. It's just for lazy fucks who don't like to read, it covers all the same points.

[Anonymous No.20601294]

>>20600805
the netflix show was so bad i'm not gonna waste my time with it desu

[Anonymous No.20601669]

>>20591846
>hoarder girl sees this
>buys book
>puts it next to other, similarly themed books
>bookcases are overloaded and bowing with unread books
many such cases

[Anonymous No.20601905]

>>20591846
I want to, but I haven’t gotten the time.

[Anonymous No.20602143]

>>20591846
Pic related is unironically a great companion piece, and is a more blunt male-brained approach than Marie Kondo's soft animism.
Including such pieces of advice as:
>get rid of your tv and watch everything on a smartphone vr headset
>get rid of your chairs
>keep a single handtowel for drying off after the shower
>get rid of things even if they spark joy
Few people will probably get much out of such an extreme stance, but the book is really good at getting you to examine how many things you can actually afford to get rid of.

[Anonymous No.20602164]

>>20591846
Code?

[Anonymous No.20602175]

>>20598720
great threads desu

[Anonymous No.20602186]

>>20602143
Pic related, while aimed at boomers with enough money to afford remodels, also has a lot of good shit about organizing and making tiny spaces feel bigger.

Anyway, I've been on a minimalism kick this past year and shit especially works if you have some ADD adjacent mental illness. I've routinely lost and misplaced shit every single day for my entire life, and now that I downsized I can scour the entire apartment in 3 minutes and find something even if I have no idea where it is. Would recommend.

[Anonymous No.20602703]

>>20602143
Might check this out. I stuffmaxxed in my teens and 20s and have become really interested in Japanese minimalism at this point. I won't go full weeb with tatami mats or anything, but it would be nice to have a nearly empty home.

[Anchorite No.20602754]

It's unreal how much I want to bukkake this woman

[Anonymous No.20603207]

>>20602143
>keep a single handtowel for drying off after the shower
>never wash it, apparently

Also
>you vill eat ze bugs, you vill...
No, fuck you.
I'm not letting Bezos or anyone dictate which ebooks I am allowed to read, hence I will keep filling my appartment with books :)

[Anonymous No.20603482]

>>20591846
I did and never really followed thru. I'm still planning in pushing thru though. My house would be a wasteland by then since very few things made me happy

[Anonymous No.20603491]

>>20592481
she’s too cute to be a sexual being imo, but she probably does gag on cock in her bedroom

[Anonymous No.20603502]

>>20598760
everyone eventually grew up from anime. as you grow old and your time slowly being eaten by responsibilities you will watch less and less anime

[Anonymous No.20603538]

>Be 90 pounds
>100% of American men find you attractive
It's that easy ladies. Burger King doesn't even taste good.

[Anonymous No.20603548]

>>20598694
I'm still finding new things on 4chan to add to things I want, being a handholdless, hugless, kissless, etc. virgin.
Last month it was locking just pinkies.

[Anonymous No.20603575]

My question on folding clothes.
Doesn't it still wrinkle, just where you fold it?
I'm not advocating for my pile, I just hate thinking about the little folds that don't fold right. Like if you just fold your shirt in half and in half again you don't have just 4 seams. There's a little wrinkle that develops and it always bothers me to think about when I'm packing clothes in a suitcase. Not because I don't want people to see the wrinkle, but because it's not as nice a fold as a piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.20604505]

>>20603575
It depends on material, but when I unfold my shirts they don't have any wrinkles, or the wrinkles quickly disappear after I leave the shirt hanging for a minute. As long as you fold it nicely and don't let it sit long under lots of pressure, then it should be okay.
If it really bothers you, there are these vertical steam irons that one can use to quickly iron out their clothes while it hangs, eliminating the need for a board. Depending on the type, some can even fit into a travel bag.

[Anonymous No.20604946]

>>20603502
it's one thing to have grown up on shows like HnK or Captain Harlock, another to have grown up on Pedo-chan Doki Doki Senpai Pantsu on Head Retaado no Kokoro Waifu Hentai Assufakku Sraisu Ofu Raifu Monogatari

[Anonymous No.20605000]

>>20603538
What if you unfortunately date a guy who is into bigger women? Press F?

[Anonymous No.20605896]

>>20604946
>Pedo-chan Doki Doki Senpai Pantsu on Head Retaado no Kokoro Waifu Hentai Assufakku Sraisu Ofu Raifu Monogatari
Meh, I'd give it one episode

[Anonymous No.20605900]

>>20591846
I wonder how acidic her pussy would taste.

[Anonymous No.20605901]

>>20603538
>90lbs
>not a hoarder
Perfect waifu

[Anonymous No.20605908]

>woman
>writter
No.

[Anonymous No.20605996]

>>20591846
>you will own nothing and be happy - Asian jew (japan*se)
Slay QUEEN also BASED QT
>you will own nothing and be happy - westoid jew
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.20606145]

>>20600764
I had a "friend" who watched the show and then tried talking to me as if he were an expert on her method. Dude would go out at least once a month to buy a new shelf or cabinet to "organize" the veritable hoard of knickknacks and pop-culture paraphernalia he had all over the apartment. When it didn't work he blamed Kondo. Shit was hilarious

[Anonymous No.20606149]

>>20591846
Only if she shows ass and pussy

[Anonymous No.20606184]

>>20605996
Kondo doesn't tell you to own nothing, but to own what makes you happy. Instead of hoarding things you think you will need but never really do, go for stuff that you know will enhance the experience right now. Like when women impulsively buy clothes on sales, only to later realize it doesn't fit them quite right, so it gets tossed into the back of the closet and the pile keeps growing. Instead, they should buy less, but buy smarter.

[Anonymous No.20606192]

>>20591846
I threw a ton of books away after I went to a literary mentor’s home and saw his collection of 5000+ books. I realized that 95% of those books he will never get around to reading again. They have an old papery smell and attract bugs unless you do a ton of work to treat them and periodically air them out. Plus it’s just depressing to have books crammed in ever nook and piled on every flat surface. It’s evidence that you isolated yourself from the world.

I keep 50 books that I want to always have close at hand, and if there are other books I want to read I get them from the public library or buy a paperback that I throw away or donate when I’m finished.

[Anonymous No.20606193]

Minimalism is cope

[Anonymous No.20606201]

>>20598697
Anime does actually turn you into a tranny tho. Find a single tranny who doesn’t like anime.

[Anonymous No.20606239]

You wirr own nothing and you wirr be happy

[Anonymous No.20607344]

>>20591846
who?

[Anonymous No.20607356]

>>20592481
Holy... I want more

[Anonymous No.20607361]

>>20592481
There's a whole JAV genre for that concept

[Anonymous No.20607377]

>>20607361
...Whats it called?

[Anonymous No.20607388]

>>20606184
kinda funny because the konmari method is somewhat consumerist which is the opposite of what people portray it as. it doesn't even oppose hoarding technically.

[Anonymous No.20607411]

>>20607377
Idk the specific term, but something like SDDE-469 or SDDE-307

[Anonymous No.20607448]

I refuse to live in a sterile hotel lobby. I want my apartment to look like a museum of memories and tiny artifacts and there's nothing you people can do about it.

[Anonymous No.20607558]

>>20607448
Keep consuming m8, it's not like someone fucking cares

[Anonymous No.20607597]

>>20591846
Is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.20608107]

>>20607558
Saving your stuff is anti-consumerist. I have a ton of objects that can be used to deal with unexpected situations and needs. People who live in empty Pinterest homes are the ones consuming the most, since everything they buy is disposable.

[Anonymous No.20608292]

>>20607448
nice knife man
do you actually use the typewriters?

[Anonymous No.20608310]

>>20591846
>>20591858
>>20592055
>>20592331
>>20592403
>>20592414
>>20592481
>>20592869
>>20593015
>>20594427
>>20594494
>>20595106
>>20595270
>>20596807
>>20596917
>>20597137
>>20597153
>>20597205
>>20598651
>>20598694
>>20598697
>>20598727
>>20598758
>>20598760
>>20598773

Clean your penis.

[Anonymous No.20608313]

>>20607361
>tfw you write a joke but there's a fetish subculture about it
why does this shit always happen to me?
>>20607411
>something like SDDE-469 or SDDE-307
they have fucking codes to classify fetishes? is this the power level of Japan?

[Anonymous No.20608320]

>>20607448
nice shrine desu

[Anonymous No.20608378]

>>20607448
My room used to be like this. I wanted to have an old-time study of sorts. Got sick of it eventually. Stuffmaxxing is not the way.

[Anonymous No.20608510]

>>20591846
Marie Kondo is singlehandedly reenchanting the world by re-ensouling all objects as they properly ought to be recognised as possessing.

[Anonymous No.20608551]

>>20606145
He missed the point. Kondo says there's never a "I need more storage" problem, she wrote for Japs in shoebox apartments, but always a "too much useless stuff" problem. She wants to lead you into raiding the temple and casting out the money-collectors and other gremlins from the sacred cupboards of your home, where your home is an extension of your body.

[Anonymous No.20608593]

>>20608313
>My mans didn't know about the codes.
The codes just refer to specific videos. Though I think the prefixes have something to do with a specific set of videos. Some of them seem related, some don't.

Enjoy the loss of the next 2 years of your life.
SSNI-483.

[Anonymous No.20608598]

>>20602143
>soft animism
Kondo is aiming mich higher than that, it's a grand hylozoism where all material objects are ensouled.

[Anonymous No.20608621]

>>20607448
>Stain on flag
Toss it
>liquor
Waste of time and money
>Shrine to niggerball
Toss it
>No change in the bottle
Toss it
>Usless bowls
Toss them
Everything there can go except the salt lamp and maybe the globe. And the stool.

[Anonymous No.20608707]

>>20591858
God no.

[Anonymous No.20608736]

>>20591858
The Japanese Coleridge except not a fat opium junkie.

[Anonymous No.20608744]

>>20608593
>Enjoy the loss of the next 2 years of your life.
I thankfully have none of that morbid curiosity in me

[Anonymous No.20609011]

Just so you fags are clear.
She's right about thanking the object and throwing it away. It's how I get over my stupid... I don't know what you call it, love? of an object. Like a bowl that I know I've used since I was a kid and it's older than me and it breaks. My first thought is, "Oh I should learn how to fix that."
No. I should throw it away. It's broken ceramic. If I want a nice silverware and dish set to use for the rest of my life I'll get married and spend $1000 on it at some artisan shop instead of walmart.

[Anonymous No.20609596]

>>20608292
I use the electric one, the other one needs to be lubed
>>20608621
The bowls hold go stones, I play with those all the time

[Anonymous No.20609731]

>>20609011
I did this recently when moving. Remembered how I used basic objects and then threw them away. Really I just couldn't be bothered to pack away cheap cook ware and dishes lel. Anything thay can be replaced from target for $20 or less gets chucked.

[Anonymous No.20610132]

>>20609011
I take pictures of everything before I chuck them out - that way even if gone forever, whatever *it* was can still be remembered or at least 'acknowledged' off my Messenger account