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Rain is the best weather to read in, this can't be refuted.

>> No.20577565

>>20577554
Drinking coffee? Might as well be drinking semen, because that's gay, caffeine addiction is the gateway to homosexuality, it is the stimulant of semi robotic nerds who perform menial tasks while being timed and watched by their NWO overlords, very sickening to say the least, I prefer cold water without the the boiling hot poison

>> No.20577567

>>20577554
Lmao I went there today. So YOU were the fat, brown, bald incel in the corner!

>> No.20577577

>>20577565
This. Coffee is for buck broken cucks.

>> No.20577578

>>20577565
>>20577567
I don't drink the prole drug, it's just a nice picture you jabdonis

>> No.20577588

>>20577578
I'm just concerned about the dangers posed to spiritual and physical wellbeing posed by the systemic caffeine addiction, soon they will put caffeine in the water supply

>> No.20577632

>>20577565
I find it ironic that Sufis first adopted caffeine when it’s basically THE anti spiritual drug.

>> No.20577640

How is snow not superior? You do live someplace that has snow, don't you?

>> No.20577710

>>20577565
fpbp

>> No.20578300

>>20577565
>>20577577
>>20577578
>>20577588
>>20577632
>>20577710
>have never in their lives questioned what agency means to them

>> No.20578302

>>20577567
...Yeah, that was me.

>> No.20578309

>he can actually tell what's going on outside
ngmi

>> No.20578310

>>20577554
Imagine taking such a photograph

>> No.20578389

>>20577554
Reddit weather.

>> No.20578404

>>20577554
Comfy. Drab surroundings, but books make it go away

Fuck the qa contrarians

>> No.20578425

i dont like people looking at me while i read

>> No.20578478

>>20577565
I drink decaf

>> No.20578484

>>20577565
>it is the stimulant of semi robotic nerds who perform menial tasks while being timed and watch by their NWO overlord

This hurt my feels hard

>> No.20578514

>>20577565
Holy BASED and RED-PILLED. I agree in every way, good sir.

>> No.20578548
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20578548

Rain is the superior form of weather, period. A light drizzle and a good breeze, nothing better. Reading, running, writing, watching movies, whatever. Rain makes it better. I feel way more alert and energized when it's raining. Fuck I love rain.

>> No.20578679

>>20577565
>it is the stimulant of semi robotic nerds who perform menial tasks while being timed and watched by their NWO overlords,
So what do you suggest, transcend the basic needs and exist as a being of pure energy without need of sleep, food or shelter?

>> No.20578843

>>20577565
based. i drink soda instead

>> No.20578972

>>20578309
Kek

>> No.20578986

>>20578548
Is rain the secret to the brits having written so many good novels over the years?

>> No.20578997

>>20577554
Then why are you reading inside, and not out in the rain? Huh? Is it because the rain would soak the pages of your book and make reading difficult to impossible? Rain is the worst weather to read it.

Rain is a great excuse to STAY INSIDE, and reading is great INSIDE activity, but that doesn't mean rain is good weather to read in. If you're outside and want to read, a warm, sunny day can't be beat.

>> No.20578999

>>20578986
No but it is the secret to europeans having conquered the world.

>> No.20579006

The British denied Americans tea, which lead to Americans drinking coffee, which lead to the invention of coffeehouses, where the pseudo-aristocracy of America's landed gentlemen realized they were, in fact, the most awesome people on Earth and could totally whup the ass of the most powerful empire to ever exist, which they promptly proceeded to do, giving birth to the GREATEST NATION THE WORLD WILL EVER KNOW.

Coffee is fucking awesome. Coffee is the drink of SUPERMEN. Coffee powers revolutions, so brew a pot and plot.

>> No.20579008

>>20578997
You can sit outside and read in the rain, think terraces at restaurants/coffeehouses. I will read no matter the weather but sitting outside, having an iced tea, being shielded from the rain and reading is great. When it rains there's less people out and about hustlin and bustlin which is cozy.

>> No.20579012

>>20578997
>and reading is great INSIDE activity
Cringe and urbanite pilled

>> No.20579013

>>20579006
>denied tea, so you go with a second-rate drink
I think you mean that Coffee is the drink of cucks, anon. There isn't any coffee in the world that is better than even a mediocre cup of tea.

>> No.20579023

>>20579008
If you're under a terrace, you're not really in the rain, are you? See, this is the fatal flaw of your entire argument. If rain is so great for reading, why are all your examples of ways to protect yourself from the rain?

>>20579013
Tea is for women. You drink tea. Therefore you are a woman. Show me your tits or get the fuck out.

>> No.20579030

>>20579006
>Coffeehouses once were the meeting place of great minds
>Now they're frequented by nothing but plebs who take pics of the rosetta in their latte
SAD!

>> No.20579035

>>20579023
>tea
>the favorite drink of emperors, kings and scholars for millennia
>a drink for woman
You've been brainwashed, anon

>> No.20579045

>>20579023
Rain is great to look at and be close enough to while reading. You can only have this experience inside if you're near a doorway which would be highly uncomfy. Nothing better than splishersplashers trippling down your legs while your upperbody is high and dry, reading along. Direct sunlight doesn't make for a perfect reading experience either, you usually hide from it by sitting in the shadow.

>> No.20579048

>>20579035
If you have more than one box of tea in your house, you're either a woman or a faggot. That's a fact.

>> No.20579074

>>20577565
What the fuck are you on about, schizo?

>> No.20579116

>>20579048
I have dozens, including expensive tea from China and a traditional Chinese tea set, and I'm neither of those things, so your argument is already refuted

>> No.20579124

I like seeing typhoons outside my window. But people die from them. Does that make me evil?

>> No.20579151

>>20579006
>America led to the invention of coffeehouses.

Tell us more about when America invented democracy, anon.

>> No.20579178

>>20579151
Democracy was invented by Thomas Jefferson after consuming his fourth pot of coffee in one particularly stressful day. He actually wrote the entire Declaration of Independence while taking a coffee shit. This is a historical fact and if you deny it then you're a goddamn pinko.

>>20579116
> I'm neither of those things
Just because you don't have the balls to actually suck a dick doesn't mean you aren't a faggot, faggot.

>> No.20579290

>>20577554
rain is best

but a coffee shop is an abysmal place to read

>> No.20579322

>>20579290
>but a coffee shop is an abysmal place to read
But is is, however, the best place to pretend to read. Same with writing.

>> No.20579377

>>20579290
Dimly lighted coffee shops with low traffic during certain hours are cozy. Gotta have good seating though.

>> No.20579382

>>20577554
I hate roads

>> No.20579402

>>20578548
Anon... You know there's a gif version of that pic, right?

>> No.20579411

>>20577554
It depends on what it is. I enjoy Antony And Cleopatra, The Time Machine, and My Antonia best on sunny afternoons in midsummer, when almost worn out by how long and bright the day is in mid-latitudes then. James and Wharton on cloudy days in late summer, and Johnson during those times in winter when I'd rather stay in bed. Of course I'm biased in these matters, since I probably wouldn't have read much of anything literary if born and raised somewhere like Maui, where the motives for being indoors are most lacking to ectomorphs.

>> No.20579432

>>20577554
Reading in a public place that sees customers going in and out and talking to one another is the worst shit. Might as well skip pages. I already can't focus when the female version of godzilla is quaking it up next door. Fucking fat people.

>> No.20579436

>>20577565
This but unironically. Bitches (women) and faggots (women (male)) are getting way too comfortable with posh Italian shit. I don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. It is not a "treat" There should be no positive connotations to drinking coffee. It is not "relaxing" It is simply the outcome of modern consumerist zeitgeist. Fuck you! "B-but what if I drink black?" Listen, if you drink black coffee that's fine, it makes you more productive and focused. IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WERE GUIDED BY SIN AND DEVIL LIKE BITCHES (women). I however take my information from truth (God) and therefore am correct.

>> No.20579509

>>20577565
Being a faggot is based. I'm never going back to women ever again.

>> No.20579638

>>20577565
Based
opium is the patricians choice

>> No.20579649

>>20577554
i can't read in public. rain is top tier though, for reading or otherwise. very pleasant but melancholic

>> No.20579665

>>20577565
Coffee is Lindy, chud.

>> No.20579787

>>20577565
Kek

>> No.20581713

>>20579436
OK, Heber Grant
no need to get your temple garments in a bunch.

>> No.20581909

>>20579013
This.

Coffee is for peope who have no taste buds and no olfactory sense, who are happy to go around spreading their disgusting coffee breath in every corner while baring their toilet-stained teeth.

They really are subhuman filth.

>> No.20582538

>>20577640
Because snow is the weather to fuck, and rain to reas. You do fuck, right?

>> No.20582555

>>20577565
Based. Hang all drug addicts.

>> No.20582567

>>20582538
And give up my treasured reading time? What are you, gay?

>> No.20582568

>>20577565
>he drinks water