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>Ohhh…
>Husbant…
>You buy too much Penguin Classics.
Now we are homeress….

>> No.20566748

>penguin
plebs who buy this deserve homelessness

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>>20566745

>> No.20566757
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>>20566749

>> No.20566760

>>20566745
Thankfully I don't buy too many books nor do I have an AZN spouse.

>> No.20566761
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>>20566757

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>>20566761

>> No.20566773

>>20566767
>>20566757
>>20566749
>>20566761
Damn is plastic surgery really that advanced or is this all just photoshop
Its shopped 100% looking at the skin textures, but I wonder if its really possible to change the bone structure of your face and remove all or some tissues

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>>20566767

>> No.20566779
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>> No.20566785
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20566785

I don’t care bitch. They make the best covers.

>> No.20566792

>>20566745
You mad, bitch?

>> No.20566794

>>20566773
Well if you are getting plastic surgery in korea i think they can do some pretty wild shit to your face over there

>> No.20566796

>>20566785
kek

>> No.20566798
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>>20566773

>> No.20566808

>>20566745
> uh at least we still have niggelmanu

>> No.20566836
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>>20566785
very true

>> No.20566878

>>20566745
>too much Penguin Classics
Classic ESL

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>> No.20566917

>>20566745
Source?

>> No.20566921

>>20566917
his diary desu

>> No.20566926

>>20566921
I mean for the qt Asian girl

>> No.20566931

>>20566926
You should see her teeth

>> No.20566934

>>20566926
WMAFcels are attracted to THAT... it's so over...

>> No.20566936

>>20566926
>he doesn't keep qt asians in his diary
ngmi

>> No.20566941

>>20566885
But she has a chin

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>>20566745
Waifu, faku ofu.

>> No.20566946

what the FUCK was her problem

>> No.20566950

>>20566749
>>20566757
>>20566761
>>20566767
>>20566774
>>20566798
did an asian girl steal your boyfriend?

>> No.20566963
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>>20566950
>did an asian girl steal your boyfriend

>> No.20566969

>>20566745
It's "you are buy", if ever want to try to fit in with the cool kids again.

>> No.20567004 [DELETED] 

Janny, moderator. I see this is all just a bait thread, but do please take note of the racist poster. If he’s not the OP, don’t forget to get him when you nuke this.

>> No.20567010

>>20567004
What’s racist about any of the photos? Just posting a fact of life.

>> No.20567020

>>20566785
Based

>> No.20567072

>>20566745
I'm ok with this forced meme because Asian women make trannies seethe.

>> No.20567090

>>20566926
mogusa shirose

>> No.20567289
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>>20566773
The thing you have to understand about the Orientals is that their science is 20 years ahead of ours. They're literally living in the future.

>> No.20567293

>>20567289
what face and body filters is she using?

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>>20567293
I don't dare speculate. Their ways have advanced beyond my comprehension.

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>>20566749
>>20566757
>>20566761
>>20566767

>> No.20567343

>>20567328
Better before

>> No.20567361

>>20566885
AZNmasculinitybros...it’s over...

>> No.20567454

You just know she’s riding a bwc while I type this

>> No.20567459

>>20566926
Mogusa Shirose

>> No.20567498

>>20567293
The chink to white woman one

>> No.20567508

>>20566761
Honestly would take left to right in this case.

>> No.20567563
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20567563

East Asian women = White women = Black women = South Asian women = Pacific women = Latina women = Native American women = Middle Eastern women
Call me The Imperialist

>> No.20567573

>>20566745
A forced meme. Dead on arrival.

>> No.20567602

>>20567328
Left doesn't look bad at all.

>> No.20567888

>>20567293
That's what happens when you go to the gym

>> No.20567917

>>20566745
>don't worry waifu i'm sure all that knowledge will shelter us and feed us oh wait

>> No.20567920

>>20567573
why is it suddenly a meme now? isn't this picture like 20 years old? I think I remember seeing it on the old internet all the time

>> No.20567965

>>20566885
Did you get raped in the ass by some chink and started to execute your revenge plan by posting these cherry picking images on the internet cuz your asshole was too big for his dick?

>> No.20567990

WHY U LEAD CRASSIC? LEAD POST-MODELN PHIROSOPHY. SHAMEFUR DISPRAY.

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>> No.20568014

>>20567328
???
Why?
Left is a cute. Right is unmemorable.

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I fucking hate 4chan so much it's unreal

>> No.20568069

>>20567328
https://www.hankyung.com/society/article/201012216972k

>> No.20569303

>>20566745
I love Asians.

>> No.20569307

>>20566745
We suffer homeressress.

>> No.20569430

>>20567328
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine...

>> No.20569520

>>20569430
/mu/ pls

>> No.20569718
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20569718

husbant...

>> No.20569777 [DELETED] 

So this is what people mean when they say asians are ugly

>> No.20569793

>>20567965
Anime/manga looking ethnically white is a well-known phenomenon. There's even publications about it in and out of Japan, and a Japanese term for it exists but don't remember off the top of my head. It's not just manga either. Many companies in Japan, like Bridgestone, try to hide their Japanese-ness.

>> No.20569835

>>20567563
>navoz
kek

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>>20569793
Anime ppl don't look white, they look jomon

>> No.20569874

>>20567328
Everyone saying that the left looks better doesn’t understand how Asian beauty standards are different from western ones. To us wypipo the right looks less beautiful but to orientals the right falls more in line with their aesthetics.

>> No.20569879

>>20569874
because they are overly feminized?

>> No.20569905

>>20569874
no one thinks left looks better except for anonymous contrarians and virtue signalers who don't have any stake in the argument asian and white beauty standards while not 1:1 are pretty similar, this image ain't the difference though

>> No.20569910

>>20569905
She looks more human. White men are definitely attracted to women with harder features more than asians, as long as they aren't some neanderthal gorilla

>> No.20569913

>>20569879
No, because they’re ugly retards with shit aesthetics

>> No.20569960

>>20566745
>homeress?
>GOOD.

>> No.20569980

>>20567289
Name?

>> No.20570045

>>20567888
>bugs
>not using some form of face or body filters
Why are yellowfever, recessed chin losers so predictable and pathetic

>> No.20570130

>>20567563
Central Asian women > all mentioned

>> No.20570176
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>this thread
Seek professional help you turbo faggots.

>> No.20570189

>>20569910
>doesn’t want to conquer and breed the savage
embrace cro-magnon heritage

>> No.20570804

>>20570130
This

>> No.20570839

>>20566836
>>20566785
>tfw I will never live to see my masterpieces printed as Penguin Classics
What a cruel world.

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>>20567004
>CONDUCTOR! CONDUCTOR!
>WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>CONDUCTOR!
>WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>CONDUCTOR! CONDUCTOR! CONDUCTOR!
You are the problem. Sit the fuck down and shut up.

>> No.20570903 [DELETED] 

>>20570878
>20567004
Test

>> No.20570918

>>20566773
It’s quite advanced
structural modification has been possible through implants and bone shaving for awhile now; soft-tissue modifications like fillers and fat transfers are becoming very popular

>> No.20570942

Most women are unattractive. It's certain individuals who are beautiful, and race has nothing to do with it. There's colonial journals you can read about how they took the few attractive Native American girls, who were likely in their early teens, and raped them. They didn't take the ugly women.

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Yes and I shall not stop, flat faced nipbitch.

>> No.20571022

>>20570942
Who committed suicide rather than bring monsters into the world

>> No.20571032

>>20566745
>Penguin Classics
It's Pengrin Crassic you slanty eyed fuck.

>> No.20571104

>>20570176
She cute.

>> No.20571119

>>20570878
>the problem calling the plea for ending the problem the real problem.
Nazis always do this

>> No.20571366

>>20566761
She looks much better in the left wtf

Right looks like a fucking doll.

>> No.20571810

>>20566745
god i fucking wish

>> No.20571867

>>20571032
>not penglin crassics

>> No.20573072

>>20566757
Based bugswatter of /lit/

>> No.20573127

>>20570130
Based steppe qt enjoyer

>> No.20573503

>>20569905
The left looks better. Right is genuinely ugly

>> No.20573519

>>20569430
it's over bros...

>> No.20573537

>>20566761
Cuter on the left desu senpai

>> No.20573595

>>20566745
This fucking post was so funny I actually laughed out loud thank u op

>> No.20574228

>>20566745
I'm quite fond of this format.

>> No.20574345

>>20567328
>be born with a nice, well-developed bone structure
>shave it down into nothingness
Shame.

>> No.20574700
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>start buying used books every month enough to read and a little extra so I can fill out my bookshelf with stuff I want to read next year
>start filling online basket again after I order, wait two weeks, add another book, place the order and fill up my cart again

>> No.20575792

Who let the schizo out lmao

>> No.20575955

>>20567328
Would, all four.

>> No.20576492

>>20567328
actually soul/soulless. what a sad, poisoned culture

>> No.20576606

>>20567328
this one is the worst, at least all the others are fuckugly. this one just shows that asians are true bugmen. no taste

>> No.20576703

>>20566745
friendly reminder than Japanese race unironically descend from Hebrews

>> No.20576739

>>20576703
N-NANI?! NIHONJIN... WATASHI-TACHI WA JŪSU DA?! OOKINA, MAGATTE IRU NO HANA NO HITO DE ARU?! USO... USO!!

>> No.20576755

>>20567289
damn that is one fuckable reptilian

>> No.20576773

>>20566745
Qrd on this image? Why are people saying it's a meme?

>> No.20576795

>>20567289
We literally have them all of their science. They just practically implemented them.

>> No.20576951

>>20576795
my theory is that modern science is advanced simply by sacrificing souls and feeding the pain of torture to the chaos gods and in china they are allowed to do human experimentation on top of like 1000x the volume of animal sacrifices that can be done in the West

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>>20567328
What's funny is even their males do this to look like little kpop twinks.

>> No.20577055

>>20577018
>remove_jaw.exe

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>>20577018
Here's another one. Dude has a little bit of a gay look but is near model tier attractive, turns himself into some nightmarish kpop twink.

>> No.20577072

>>20567289
You've clearly never been to an Asian country before.

>> No.20577074

>>20577059
>Okey Mr. Kwoon, now hord your breath and wark into the FAGGOT MACHINE
>W-why is it carred rike that?
>It's too rate for questions Mr. Kwoon *PUSH*

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i prefer this lady

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>>20569847

>> No.20577635

>>20577579
>cute Russian women want to casually nuke the US
why is this so hot

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>>20577635

>> No.20578864

>>20577650
No faggot. Ukraine uses the black sun.

>> No.20578883

How do I get japanese wife

>> No.20578960

>>20567328
This one just makes me angry. She looked substantially more attractive before

>> No.20578969

>>20578883
Be stereotypical and become an English teacher in Japan. Probably also learn the language first to not restrict your dating pool

>> No.20578983

>>20566785
Godamn, I feel like I shouldn't relate to this. I know they have inferior translations, I know they don't have the best binding quality... But they have the best covers. Some of the covers other publishers use are straight up ugly.

>> No.20579049

>>20567328
>>20577018
What I really wonder is what these people are going to do once age begins to show. Shattering your bone structure for the sake of looking like K-Pop stars and schoolgirls has to be the worst deal in history, trading your real face for somethign that will be ruined in ten years or less.

>> No.20579539

>>20579049
They’ll get more plastic surgery. Duh.

>> No.20579572

>>20569874
except the right picture is just copying the audrey hepburn look. All the beauty standards attempted in these plastic surgeries are deliberately taking from western standards of beauty

>> No.20579622

>>20579049
Suicide lol
they are literally disposable

>> No.20579662

this is literally just an off-topic thread that’s been up for days. why is this board so shit? does no one actually want to talk about literature or philosophy anymore?

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>>20579662

>> No.20579694

>>20579662
Dramatic faggot - this is 4chan.

>> No.20579778

>>20566745
Is this a Yuki-onna?

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>>20578864
fuck ukraine

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>>20579822
>ywn have a QT atlantean cuddle with you in front of a windows 95 computer while explaining the lore of planescape

>> No.20579850

>>20577059
Are you joking?
That guy was ugly as fuck, go to the middle of nowhere in China and you will see guys like that everywhere

>> No.20579892

>>20579662
Because trannies are a cancer and they need to be gassed

>> No.20579990

>>20579662
We can do both you know
There are 150 threads rn and you are complaining here instead of discussion literature and philosophy in the other 149 threads
Also its not off topic, its about Penguin Classics

>> No.20580030

>>20569905
Left looks way better. Everyone likes a clean chin and high cheekbones. Right looks like a deformed mouthbreather. Also, the changes done are primarily to make her face less flat.

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>>20579822
Fuck Ukrainian nazis and the black sun posters

>> No.20580591

>>20569905
left looks objectively better, your brain got fried by watching anime porn. KYS

>> No.20580623

>>20567328
Left kinda reminds me of Sora Choi the supermodel.

>> No.20580639

>>20579662
Off topic > philosophy fags

>> No.20581705

>>20577635
They are scared of how fat we are bros....

>> No.20582258
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>>20566745
“There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.”

>> No.20582516

>>20566945
>intact spines
These books have never been read

>> No.20582597

>>20566926
Amogusa Shittoser

>> No.20582603

>>20566745
For tow days now I have been haunted by 'Husbant...'

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20582635

>>20566745
>Oh mon mari
>Thank you for bailing me out from the Parisian police station
>I know I have an addiction to shoplifting Éditions Gallimard books
>I guess I am just too much of a libertine to restrain myself

>> No.20582671

>>20582516
Anglonigger.