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Old English - 450 to 1150 AD
Middle English - 1066 until late 1500 AD
Early Modern English - 1500 to 1700 AD
Modern English - 1700 to 2020 AD
Zoomer English - 2020 to ?

When are we going to see the first proper works of Zoomer English?

>> No.20566475

>>20566438
Nocap, we ain’t finna see anyting 100% in zoomer english, a vulgar latin situation, you catch my drift, ese?

>> No.20566486

>>20566438
bruh how do i get a hard copy of mein kampf tho fr no cap bitches tell me its bussin

>> No.20566490

>>20566475
You be deadass right my brother in faith

>> No.20566497

>>20566475
>>20566486
>>20566490
Nobody says this or looks like this>>20566438

>> No.20566498

>>20566475
Even Latinx zoomers don’t know what “ese” means, retarded oldhead.

>> No.20566509

>people I talk to unironically say "be like", "we be doing this"
isn't it actually fucking racist? you don't talk like that on the job IRL, so why do you speak like a nigger among friends or in leisure contexts? Is it because it's funny to talk like a nigger? Isn't that demeaning to niggers, like they're not to be taken seriously? Then speak like a nigger always or don't, you fucking racist

>> No.20566514

>>20566509
We been doing that bruh. It’s called niglarp.

>> No.20566534

Zoomer here fr fr no cap AMA

>> No.20566682

Isn't there an emoji Shakespeare translation already?

>> No.20566703

>>20566438
Fr tho if a quirked up author scribble sth down serious style, is he zoomered wit the sauce?

>> No.20566710

>>20566497
Obviously you haven't spent much time around zoomers

>> No.20567245

>>20566497
>Nobody says this or looks like this
the average teenage boy in the UK looks like this

>> No.20567321

>>20566438
We will never get this, because zoomers are genuinely dumb as rocks, I don't even believe they have the attention span to write more than a twitter post. I have never had the displeasure of having a to interact with a generation that was both as neurotic and disabled as zoomers.

>> No.20567344

>>20566438
Kinda embarrassing how zoomers are supposedly these all powerful forces of chaos. If English can be destroyed by zoomers then good riddance honestly.

>> No.20567370

>>20567321
Relax, oldhead.

>> No.20567377

>>20567321
Yeah zoomers are basically a cross between blacks, women, and teenagers. The hybrid is (spiritually and mentally) sterile.

>> No.20567473

>>20566438
Viking, Normans, Niggers. Three agents who changee English for better.

>> No.20567586

stop making this thread